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ee : oe sient nies Perl , very busy in preparing} Several years ago a stranger In @ travelling
BLESS GOD FOR -RAIN. _aliceigh antag cinasiubsectadl | : Mr. Perl { | sulky, was leisurely pursuing his way tos
_â____ son we s condemned to d in { » last t Jerk voluntee | ' )
' . Âą F wai ahi ash â : bgp pene Mrs. } wards a little tavern, situated at the foot of
« Bless God for rain the good man said, | the time of his death was fixed â at the ring= | to wash Âąt hes one sia ne of the Western States \
{ain me at 2 Wester Ă© 3 j
And wiped away a grateful tear; ing of tl â Naturally such a doom | king gla , t} 1 went i yais,in
That we may have our daily bread th sis ail | a " : a ba 2 idvan of him a negro returning
wou t an tier to O1 nthe year rs tak n â i
He drops a shower upon us . " Lt , el i i - i m the plough, was singing the favorite
Our @ather! thou who dwellâst in Heavy his hope and pride, but to this unhappy | She had just reached t W t : ied a
Wo + ' , : nA pian meody of -
vank thee for the pearly shower youth death was doubly terrible, since he W&8sÂą voice of Mr. Perkin bil : ' Shinhon Qiey
i : âGwine dow hinhone
The * essed present thou has given soon to be married to a beautiful young lady the dis} } { i saihorlpaalins :
â wnt % ; nik " i te _â â " Long wo.
Te mĂ©@n, and beast, and bird, and flowe whom he had long loved. The lady, w! veatat tack A v0 ved. | i âore
a, © TI t haile Vint will uiiog
ty lips t loved him ardently in return, had used her} yy. perrins found a wood unted The $ e os scenes âse
The dusty earth, with lips apart i 7a a firs. Perkins found & woode y Snowball
Looked up where rolled an orb of flame | utmost efforts to avert his fate, pleading With) i) and peached up the curtain stick I } i. i hold !
{ i . | s said ylacke ling up his
Asthough a prayer came from its heert | the judges, and even with Cromwell himst anât find that dishseloth â came the & â i '
For ae we wid > hag al _ but of no avail. In her despair she tried to | Mr. Parker up the stairway I ler Ul
The Indian corn with silken ime mba the old mm not.to wring thel but | . , Is that the ha vay | » ahead yon-
Aad tiny pitchers w ed, oy tne orn Semen Bele ee | sink, hanging on a nail, I say,â she repeated. |
Send up their praise m she found that impossibie âhe hour drew | It âta there, I a ur Mr. P 1 ' = ' ,;
mit rivy ' , â _ rye . . a ' 4 Lee n 10-
For precious drops stilled ur for t exe } The preparation â wa weath Mrs. P ae van | N iassa Db 3
lw mpleted r! of 3 of the law | | ' . wil snd eel
tt «2 sie Peal nd ares ea tfrom the i t nie i sh
The modest grass is fresh and green brought forth the prisoner, and waited while i nee âHotei, ay, Billy Leeman
The brooklet swells its song again eyugets â aa tb "| of n th r under I duc ak can dae Waele: aaa
Methinks an angel's wing is seen } the sun was setting, for the signa 1 th | silently but significantly t g dish- . Bick _ sca Ă©
| â sd a ein ae - wnt e@ ânaa nt 1e
In every cloud that brings us rain, I the distant bell-tower. To the wonder of | , loth. With the same discree FA iycen. pine rane maaan Glatt. re ;
There is a rainbow in the sky, ' ae eo \ dum mobe now; keeps mushous nice tabern
Upon the anak w here tempests tro everybody it did not ring! Only one human | Perkins took it down, keeping his back t pee â abi
t { â 4 / ; P > | | ell Ver
God wrote it ere the world was dry- being at that moment knew the reason The wards his wit Mi Perkins re ended tell
It is the autograph of God half wild with the thought of her |, sta clita the nple adv Mr. | â Indeed
* â Ae i R , on nee â
verâs peril, had rushed, unseen, uy the wind- | p, k y keep his eves in front of} Again â Yes sah, you siops dis ebening I speck,
Up where the heavy thunders rolled : , het i â ee : pĂ©ectable gemme ite » dar. You
And clouds of tire were swept along ng stairs,and climbed the ladder oe tae sh inted the woc hair, and took hold | °° °F â I
Tho sun rides in a car of gold ry loft, Jand seized the tongue of th : rtains Matildy ?? shouted Mr. Pe: Ton haentarâ eu cal
And soaring larks dissoive in song The old sexton was in his place, prompt to] ae We cciaimed that rdv. wit! myo, Here s Je or the ft
The rills that gush from mountains rude, | Âąhoe patai moment. He threw his weightupon | bs eraker 0s the | dish for you.â
, y trie , » tt ren cc uaiaeaNNY " â mary us brevity hat water peels th : E :
3 bg sean to the se base the rope, and the bell, obe lient to his prac- | ; rane a Ree âTankee Massa, tankee; Quash my name
ust like the tears of gratitude al aie â kin off meâ he exclaimed t :
P â i hand. reeled an rg to and fro inthe] , : i â âQuash, ay
That often stain a good man's fa ticed hand, reeled an s tim it, tt said Mrs. Perkins, as
: ° nt the br » girl kept her hold and | ââą â, : Yes sah, at erbi Vol grunted
~â at ae Saye pare See | to her work What's that?â said Mr. f |
Great King of Peace, deign now to bless no sound issued from its metallic lips. Again} â ; : he delighted A : dis is nice, better
bi a : n Uni â peOaad Ss 6 he f t {tl » stairs M: P kit
The windows of the sk; âi â and again the sexton drew the rope, but with isk ee ; lan common bacca, tankee Massa, tankee
Shower down the rain of Righteousness,}) °°" â* : t he air with omy ee : i
, Yesnerate strength the young heroine held âWell Quash, what kind of a gentleman
And wash away th tain of War +03} shag wengss % â : § ; f 1 flasl g ey and slked to the head Âą : . :
And iet the radiant bow of Love on. Every movement made her position more Pr coi eared me we i this Mr. Leeman
In beauty mark the moral sky fearful; every sway of the bellâs huge weigh! asia nl tte. Cevkla cae thot Put td Oh ah, be n man, moushous nice
j a nnro â e Mt * } face O1 M erains at the to te COs
Like that fair sky unrolled abos threatened to fling her through the big tow- | ne , ia in, Moushous nice man, empertains gem-
But not like it to fade and die : water in it,â she recited in an elevated key.
er window ; but she would not let go. id poae he fust stvle and I takes care ob de
cen A Aen a '.«Do you hear that Well, you needn't : a
Ww and deaf, the sexton had not noticed that it ne t it bled tt happy Mr He funny, too, tells heaps ob stor-
THE PLOW. gaverno sound. At lasthewentaway. The | ri RE : y . uw p ki ies "bout ghoses and sperits, notwithstandin
Clear the brown path to meet the coulterâs} Drave girl descend 1 from th pep blee turned to the 1ir, w ved it again, and he âfraid ob dem hisself too, my âpinion. â
gleam ! ing and wounded. She hurried from the Ne dani teal anes âAfraid of ghosts, ay?â said the traveller,
mal i : â weareuly toon hoi in-
Lo! on he comes behind his smoking team, } .5,,,.4 bee ce of execution, Cromwe!! : using. â Well, go-ahead Mr. Quasb, as its
With toilâs bright jew-drops on his sun-]~ oe sph ? i utes passed uninterrup cme â ee ad Mr. Quasb, as |
Saont brow se W-Crops himself was there, and was just sending to : ii i â rhe weed getting late, I guess I'll tarry with this Mr.
â : curtains was < n all right be wooden | * eat
The lord of earth, the hero of the plow lemand why the bell was silent J } chair was moved to the other window, and Leeman to-nignt.
hoe in oe p> ocho om pomaprne, By i Slowiv Englandâs sun was setting o'er the was again ascended, when Mr. Perkins Y h,up, ho, Dobin! get along â
8 ws when the day is done, Perey. wee a5 agai . , na i a eae es i
Pe phe âi Salehe the burning sod ' hill topsfar away, : âlove the i âMatilda â | * id setting off at a brisk trot followed
oe ee oe oe ene Oe Filling allthe land with beauty at the close | * by the traveller, the musical Quash again
: } Lite Gant hawe & . . I the travel , th n t Juash
Marks the broad acres where his feet sav: of one sad day, Mrs. Perkin p W } nai witt
â heel â " sii ist . |} Drone in ia
: wes: io ol bh} sin ae 4} And the last rays kissed the forehead ofa man | what j Wt A | : : ,
Sill oe he treads the stub! clods and lady fair,- pamey - â | âGwine down Shinbone Alley
The Recovery fresh { = na d and He with footstep slow and wear she with | J fhe burden of âLong time ag was
3 Re ° sO iurrc open ee} I we Pr ting } â } fe 2e gdapted t a
: sunny Hoating hail taken up by some one apparently in an ads
â . b tact 1 i" He with bowed head, sad and thoughtful, she } } wn and then | ' field. which asioned Quash to |
Matted and dense - eangres et" â with lips all cold and white, | raising voice for his benefit, she added : | 3 ae
Meliow and dark the ridgy cornfeld cleaves Struggled to keep back the murmut | wi ' . i prick up his ears with some surprise, he
: hilleside here the a ee oe mi y fÂą her t alway ym the na aCK i
Up the steep hillsside where the laboring âCurfew must not ring to-night t ys l Ine | cakianel, beware, sho Serkan vl
train | pantry d Anoth silence | wed the | sane (indden.â wi t} ,
Stands the long track that scores th vel] «« Sexton,â Bessieâs white lips falter point-| withdrawal of Mr. Perkins. A moment pass- | sil â Hep â . cpr
nn a: : ing to the prison old, | id ss ain't the sid Mr. Perkins from | SP" m t field Long time
rough the moist valley clogged with 002-/ With its turrets tall and gloomy,and its walls | ©": , â | oe
. . z ss al , . â ââ ca dada | 5
ing clay, dark, damp and coid, | th tof th i An exp tted W tat ?* seid t tmeiaiead seine
The petient convoy breaks its destined way I've a lover in that prison, doomed this very | across Mrs. Perkins t th tion ve . e mae
At every turn the loosening chains resound, night to die, | this | sition Wiel deeereed « king sudden his ind looking
The swinging plowshare circles glistening | At the ringing of the curfew, and no earthly | | billit than tl are walls , nto tee sides for t ause of his sur-
round } ly is nigl } ter t than a i rempt :
. ie@ip is Digu, â P prisÂą
Till the wide field one billowy waste ap-} Cromwell will not come till sunset,â and her | room. â It must be there,â she replied in a
pears, lips grew strangely white | voice of emotior OW | t see it,â he] we z
And wearied hands unbind the panting} as ghe breathed the husky whisper ilk Miia akat, Heil sale sai tiie s your masterâs spirits | suppose
steers «â Curfew must not ring to-night âgeugeal : : : } Quash, in a very thoughtful mood led the
ia at eile â | Perkins was evidently waiting to hear him | ; un the tnwes stihiut atiotine enol
oi ia me : i : â i way Lhe tavern, wilhout ullering another
â . . . â* Bassie, caimly spoke the sexton, every | move aw 1y in renewal! of the search, but no | adtiniw ial t! . 4h - seieiail
; word pierced her young heart, | such sound reached ker. âI declare, Daniel,â | ore ee ere ee ee oe
LITERATURE. Like the piercing of an arrow, jikea deadly | =) NSS gS th RAN was soon waited on by the obliging Mr.
IDDBA LAW poisoned dart. | she sud lenly snapped «| ul, yOu are nouga poeeere = bustling talkative vewan
*, â : | es âve ru hatcurfew.from } to try the patience of a saint I tell you that â '
CATCHING A TARTAR. Long, long years I've rung that curfew,from to try the pa e of a sain bag | who greeted his customer withâ Light,
| that shadowed, gloomy tower | towel is on the nail back of t ul door | riot 1 _ oO 1+ Wall
(Prom the St. Lovis Reput Every evening, just at sunset, it has Pd | and at rit tite s half of » tgt i in Qua
ih â Out se pudeicd } Âą Ad n anvi ee i , i I I . :
i ' he | g f sir âQuash take off that rug « Come
{ i j : " } 1 @lasn ta Ol tha ug om
There were four of them and they Were! 1'\4 don tt ind estand | t ! was i cdl ewes Wis: Lc dn thas nl
young bloods; young bloods u have} | : i
geen @ young blood. He is the son of his| Now I'moldTIst j self,â said Mr. Perkins, with a tinge of sa Do yeu | him to stand on a dirt Hos
- + rt sir?
father end his father is rich. He is called a! ilo det | casin go and k for it again, Da i
young blood Lecause he bleeds the old man.| Wild her e} er features, stern | | Perkins It don't 1as if if y pieas : ither particular
The young bivod toils not, neither does he and whit htful brow, I could go down these steps ag Sti S 10dging
wit hin tio Sass . j i â Tell, Quash bi t ! WwW
spinâ but his head spins once in a wh le. | And withil B ema 4 s.â Mr. Perkins shoved aâ , $ nea W Juash, take : to: 3 V
Well there were four of thea It was Sun- ' i a â. | and Mr Perkins with a sigh t i "u ta ind tend him well I like to „a
aly t Our Of Lem ' Was 10 She had ges rea with- il : i : ' anes a ba
day night.âThey had been out at Rinkieâs 0 sigh, tention to t tair Ss W nade is aps 7 &e aS 15 8 20
i . At the ringin {the Curfew. Basil [ °! +} ; ' ritter,, exclaimed the landlord, slapping
ead were coming home, on the St. Charles; ââ** âhe ringing 0: the Lu aa lers{ nervous by t eq t is ping
: oe ; wood must die. , | iin eit down was t 1 the back
rockroad. They sat in a two,seated buggy, And her breath came fast and faster, and her | ee ee ae Tak ' ij the |
drawn by a dashing span of bays Preserit- eyes grew large aud br ghtâ | an ] painful, Mr. I ki Pi bay : I v : : : en
} rinr i Y â F t ckens d s this ear e
ly they came to the large open common at/ In an undertone she murmured, that she was beginning to think i nd nat K c mean: Âą
the intersection of the rock road and Kingâs * Curfew must notring to-night. whea his foostep was heard at 1imed th
, es site of the stairs. az vain his Âź as~ SiJence, Belzebub, said the traveller
highway She with quick step bounded forward, sprang f the stairs, and again his voice a Doe : ag 0 ;
Here an episode occurred Y haye within the old church door } cend Itjaint thers,â Mrs. Perkins camĂ© ressing t animal, and then turning to
seen an episo je. } Left the old man treading slowly paths so oft) down so sud jenly from her chair as to cause | (4 indlord, he observedââ You must ex
: he'd tread before. . Sa RS Se iam 3 heâs raiber an aristocratic
It is something sudden Not dae moment paused t] â or Mr. Perkins to wink where he stood. The Is rather an aristocratic
âa i âą : + Obs ras =p Âą) P used the maiden yi ma ; â 4 ee i a
And so unexpecte!. i eves and cheek aglow | next instant she swept down the stairs with | horse, its t ect of edi on, sir.
| } ' } Âą } ' i } â a's the ad
It seizes you with amazement. Transiixes| Mounted up the gloomy tower, Where the | flushed tace and hard determined eyes. Mr He's the devil, sir
ou wiih awe In this i tt bell swung to and fro, | Perkins nu 1 awa advar and pr âNone of your familiarity,â said the horse
J ⏠ul (ie e@pis e , atl i ,an 1 DOs} :
Y 1 . . And she climbed the dusty ladder on which | | ted Sia dain âwhos and ctar,| looking spitefully round at the astonished
mashed your nosÂą fell no ray of light, les he pantry entrance, and start-| âOOKIDE .
A countryman was driving homein a lowly | Up and up, her white lips saying, | Âą 1 inside triumphant S waived him | *#Ver! keeper ioe
truck-wagon drawn by an aged and metho- | âCurfew must not ring to-night. aside with her hand and the simple word Ho! there Quash aid the astonished |
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dice! grav | The voung ! i a | She had hot at âta td , Getaway b 3 a md y i by the traces, what are you
ice! gray horse. 7 young b is came She had reached the top-mast ladder, o'er her 2. 2? me as â : â t 50
dashing up with their steeds. The young hangs the great dark bell, ! towel wasn 1 the nail, t
bloods were beerv Awful i3 the gloom beneath her, like the path- | quick tected it in pla 4 the Landlord,â said Belzebub, âI want my
id Tt a ; rei . Z i
: way down to hell. ee Cie ea 2
But the countryman had about two drinks | go. the ponderous longue is swinging, âtis the | first shelf, and with hardly a pause s oat tes â
of whiskey in him and hence had the advant- jour of Curfew now, | straightway reached up and picked it uy Qua t a or ack p
age. And the sight has chilled her bosom, stopped | âThere, do you see (hal * andshe shook it in to the por ind the traveller had to
A gill of whiskey holds the same an it her breath and paled her brow, | his face. To t Mr. Perkins \ t I to his vehicle and drive round in
ey ; i Shall she let-it ring? Nonever! Flash ber | ..-nisod would be to misret a arch of the stable himself
of fight as 2 galien of beer, and then itis s eves with sudden light Ir] A Would misre} it l- ey
„ iO succen light, . â : âeel F it - â . oe lod sposing of his horse
much hanidier and less cumbersome. And she springs and grasps it firmly ings, but the towel was not 1a anid Having 16d lisposing of h 1OUSE
The young bloods drew rein and the coun- Curfew shall not ring tosnight.ââ 'Mr. Perkins sperately âoe he returned to the tavern; anon supper
: "8 â | | straw I told 4 war rere ? al the eggs had all apparently young
tryman haliowed whoa! The y. D.asked the Out she swung, far out, the city seemed a ~t i tefl â . aC - ;
if he conid tell them where they were g \ ark of light below . }* wan t (her xclaimed Mrs. Perkins spite h , The landlord was greatly
coni ab bnem nere tiney were go s Pe Gi gn red | r . : ;
The profane c. told them âto hâ Twixt heaven and earth her form suspend- | fully It was right in ntof â Hust mortifying circumstances
Then one of the y said â 1 are a blank- ed, as the betl sw ing to and fro. and an od buta blockhead w ha but } traveller amend from a
; ii â And the sexton at the bell rope, old and deaf, | ... sit atone We t â \ cold pig, which, as 1 inserted the carving
a heard not the bell if 9 * = Mr. Per} Âą | forl to. utt 1a piercing squeal, spond-
i l ] Suit . | nniso n, S : t ins ! nt f nie 1 § eal, rt I
At this the countryman laid down his lines, | But he thought he still wasringing,fair young | "â ee mr. rs n a tone vile â ! img aes eo
end got out of the truckewagon and made a Basil's funeral knell. Voice at indicated the subj was becoming | ed to by a louder or rr * the . ' dy
speech as follows * Wee reeeters hen iit os the maiden clung most firmly, and with | distasteful to (il finish them myself,â | Down went th earving-knife anâl fork, and
â ee trembling lips and white, i 1 Atss Uiedine Bon 4 haa ear a +} vanivatian ioess ts arcw in lanes bene
. : Âą id ; : | said Mrs. Perkins firmly And I might have | the perspiration began to grow In larg ads
the wrong fence. Just one of you stayin the | Said to hush her heart's wild beating, | - ; bs iad irae
f Hl | done them at first, and saved my strength,for | on the forehead of the poor host who stood
wagon @nd the other three git right out here. âCurfew shall not ring to-night. Drags te ways ii shunts. peng i ?
' iness knows Ihave got little enough.â âJ| gazing fearfully at the grunter His attens
I ken !ey all the dust between here and town â saan DT, su msigsaieat nag opiutg ta alanine ia if '
with Oh! fel k It was oer the bell stop swaying, and the tell you I'll do them,â protested Mr. Perkins, | tion was soon taken, however, from veices
? I j maiden stepped once more, | seg nee nee ist palit > « dealion |, botae!
the flies. I'm better than any muskeeteer| Firmly om the dark old ladder, where for | âNÂź You have done mischief enough for one | from nies space ne
ber. Just one of you hold them horses | hundred years before, | day,â said Mrs. Perkins hysterically, «you | landlord
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i : une ot had not been planted. The brave | had b or go down street and enjov voursel âAve!aye! coming gentlemen, more tra-
my ole ware I"!1 stand without hitchinâand H â oe vot sr _ i. The brave had better go down street â 1 enjoy yourself a Ose : â_
i geed that she had done, | with vour cronies The unhappy man retire | vellersâhelp yourself, sir.
the balance just waltz to Joseph right here! Should be told long ages after, as the rays of | bg p youl ronies,â The un # pS â it | : ' i li ;
„* aes d from the room in great depression, ant * Landior
mow. Come on, git out And the irate setting stn, : so i a ane pnt â âComing, gentlemenâhere John, a light
ennounced his firm belief in the canine pa-| Should illume the sky with beauty ; eventually disappeared down the street,mut- | ORES: © aieens ignt,
rentage of the y.b.âThen he danced an
prenced up and down the road and kicked a
the hersesâ ears and gyrated his long arms
end threw his old sk
ich hat up in the air
âOh Ima catamount, |! am. I like to be
stepped in the middie of the road, I do. I'm
@ four-year-old bull pawinâ up big clods
right out of the ground, I amâI'm a whole
menagrie of royal Bengal tigers, an a cage
fuil of grizzly bears. I've fit in the ring
heave. Git out here! Git out,1] sayâ and
show you whar you're goin
Then three of the young bloods pulled of
their coats and accepted the pressing invit
tion. The other sat in the buggy and hele
the horses. He was the lucky one. He could
go to see his girl the next night, if he wanted | it, for its twin stars are centered in the soul.
te, and had not to tell ber that he had been
out to the Dase-bali match and got hit with the |
bell. The best place in the v
buggy helding the horses.
Weil the three? bounded out
countryman set those long arms going. aad
ânity was in the
hen the
1 CORPEW MUST NOT RING TOs
â| Leng
| O'er the distant hills came Cromwell ;
the three immediately imagined that the hot |
speil bad brought cn a tornado, accompanied
by anearthquake and enlivened by
strokes of lightning.
The countryman seemed to have about
teen fists
âP'i tell you whar you're goinâ,â he ed
as the first of the three tried to climb over
the fense on his east ear.
âThat's whar you're goin!l
as the second of the three executed @ back
somersault in the ditch.
âAnâ this is the way for you to travel!
ve
yelled, as the last of three tried to balance
of the|
himself on his nose in the middle
road.
. xe lucky fellow who wasin!
Sanger aught â y | b-b-believe I'll tststake these three.â
the wagon holding the horses, but the luck
!
rapid | said the famons essayist, âbut I object to
sires with heads of white,
should tell the Kittle children
Curfew did not ring that night.
aged |
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Bessie
sees him and her brow, |
Full of hopes and full of gia iness, has no}
anxious traces now,
feet she tells her story,
all bruised and torn ;
And her face 30 sweet and pleading
sorrow pale and worn,
Touched his heart with sudden pity, lit his
eye with misty light;
! your lover lives,ââ said Cromwell,
âCurfew shall not ring tosnight.â
â oe +
At his shows her |
yel with
âGo
There is nothing onearth so beautiful as
the household on which Christian. love for
ever smiles, and where religion walks, a
counsellor and a friend. No cloud can darken
No storms can make it tremble, for it has a
heavenly supvort and a heavenly anchor,
One of the queerest duels on record was
that in whieh Sainte~Veouve was engaged.
it began to rain slightly after he had taken
up his position, whereupon he cooly held jis
umbrella over his head with his left hand,
while holding the pistol with his right. The
expostulation of his witnesses had no effect
upon him. â [t isall very well to be killed,â
| catching cold in my head.â
| could not always ge
| One morning he saw a lot, and iuquired of |
he shrieked | âAbout a |
he |
fellow let the horses go and got out of the
way
A good many stories ef stammerers are
told, but none of recent date better than the |
following of Platt Evans, of Cincinnati: 1}
was one of his pleasures to teach his friends |
|how to purchase tender geese, though he |
them in the market,
the farmer how many there were
dozen,â was the reply *â W-w-weall,â said |
Platt, âIk-k-keep boarding-house, and my
b-b-boarders are the biggest e-eaters you
| ever s-s-saw. P-p~pick out n-n-nine of the
} t-t-toughest you've g-gsgot. The farmer
complied, and laid aside the other three tens
â > if Polly
der ones. Platt picked them up carefully,
and putting them in his basket, said, âI
| The Baked Beans in Danger.âLast Sun-
| day morning a family living in the suburbs
| of the city wentto a suburban church, leats
Then he made another speech as follows:| ing a little girl about seven years of age in
âOh, 'm an earthquake, I am
cano right from the bowls of theearth. Give) phe family were to have beans for dinner, | conclusion, therefore,
Give me room!
me some more nuts to crack!
âGive me
ap!â
I'm a vol-
some more raw meat to chaw | to cook
| charge of the house. The church was situ-
ated but a short distance from the house.
and these were jeft in a vessel on the stove
The little zirl while playing sud-
| denly began to smell the odor of burned
| beans, upon which she rushed out of the
The three siid of behind the fence, down to | house, over into the church, where the pastor
where number four sat, holding the horses, was gravely and earnestly preaching the
and quietly into town, and then the three
slid @rtively into a drug store
bit with the ball. They knew where t
They had
been out to dee the base bal! match and got)
ey
| profound Werd of God. The first person of
the family the little girl espied was a young
lady cousin, and to her in a lond voice, which
startled the assemblage considerably, she
cried, âCome home, come home, the beans
Were going during the balance of that trip | are burning,â and immediately rushed out
Atell events they did not enquire of any |
More countrymen, quietly drying home
their truck wagons.
again The astonishment was great, and
all the solemnity of the preacher as well as
in| the congregation disappeared beneath a trymen, and devoted more than ever to his
broad smile.
| tering to himself
| ture ;
a
| A DANBURY MAN WASHES run!
âit wan't on the nail any
way. âDanbury News
7 â_â -
A Minnesota paper made a young poetess
say, âOh, for a heart fullof sweet yearlings!
The poetess wrote to the editor. declaring |
that she wrote â yearnings,â and that the |
printer who set it up âyearlingsâ was a|
calf.
A citizen of Portland was walking down |
town one morning, when a stranger ad- |
dressed him: âDo you know where the post
officeis?â * Yes,â answered the Portiander, |
affably, and walked on without further pars |
ley. After proceeding for about ten steps |
he looked back and inquired in his turn.
âWhy? Did you want to know?â âHoe,â |
replied the victim with earnestness; and
then, the account having been balanced, the
two shook hands and gravely walked off
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CrxcInNATUS AT THE PLow.âIn that portion
of imaginationâs realm reconnoitred by the
âmindâs eye,â and as bearing upon Roman
history thereis no incident, it seems to the
writer, better calculated to cause a thrill of
admiration and sympathy in every magnani-
mous breast than the picture of the grands |
est character that Rome ever produced, dili-
gently engaged in the manual (but nol de-
grading) occupation of guiding tbe plow.
The fact that this purest, least ambitious,
and most really influentiai citizen that Rome |
ever boasted, should have, almost exclusive-
ly, devoted his time, his talents, and his
wonderful energies (whenever the Common-
wealth could dispense with the latter) to
purely agricullural pursuiis, simply demons
strates the moral grandeur of the manâs na-
implying, as it does, that in comparison
with all other merely human pursuits Cincins
nnatusfdeemed the âtilling ofthe soilâ to be at
once the most natural,the most innocent, and
therefore the most conducive to manâs happis
ness of all others. In his utter freedom, in- |
deed, from ambition, and his lofty indiffer-
ence to that species of renown which
âPlays round the head, but comes not to |
the heart,â
he proved himself + the noblest Romanâ of
them all, and emphatically that immaculate
character, in heathen times, who carried out,
in his daily walk and behaviour, the pre-
| cepts and practice of Christianity, without
being aware that its great Founder was on
his way to promulgate his doctrines to a be-
| nighted world.
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We deduce this general
from his devotedness
to agricultural pursuits, and from the re-
| markable preference he evinced in relation
thereto, as contrasted with his apparent
lukewarmness in the matter of state affairs,
that Cincinnatus, more than any other man
of his time, understood in what true happi-
ness consisted; and though more capable
| than any of his contemporaries of conductâ
| ing such affairs wisely and well, (for was he
| not Romeâs â pilot in extremity ?â) and when
|. the waves ran highâ was sure to be at his
| post ; yet, the disagreeable task being ac-
; complished, he would hasten back to his
plow, unmoved by the plaudits of his couns
beloved vocation of cuitivating the ground,
HUMOROUS SKETCH.
bring a light to the doorâSally, wait on the
gentlemen, and out bounced the landlord
with lights, but returned, declaring there
was no living thing about.
and returned a second
belief that the whole
was haunted that night by
ing, he went again
time, declaring his
plantation evil
\ spirits,
The stranger presently rose from the table
| and drew his chair to the fire, having made }
a pretty good supper on the eggs and young
porker, their cries to the contrary notwiths
standing,
That night, rumor saith, Mr. Billy Lee-
man slept with the Bible under his head, |
and kept a candle burning in his room till
daylight; and those who pass there till this
day discover the heels of old horse-shoes
peering over the door casement as a bulwark
against witches, hobgoblins, and other evil
spirits.
The traveller was a Ventriloqguist.
ee ae
Having suffered for several years from
Dyspepsia resulting in great nervous prostra-
tion and general debility, impoverished blood
Eruption of the Skin, Rheumatic and Neus
ralgic Pains, Restlessness, want of sleep and
extreme lassitude, I was recommended to
take Dr. Wheeler's Compound Elixir of Phos-
phates and Calisaya, Having persisted in its
use for several weeks I recovered perfect
health. My wife, and children also, have
taken it, for general Tonic purposes to ins
vigorate and strengthen the system and pros
mote the formation of pure blood. with per-
manent benetit. It energizes an sustains the
the vital forces in a remarkable manner.
Samver J. Burr,
Agent of Toronto Globe, Montreal.
Nationa, Desrs.âNearly every nation in
the world is either a borrower or lender, and
the startling declaration is made by a writer
in the London Daily Telegraph that the
world âââ regarded by the mass, is living be-
yond its means.â During the 10 years end-
ing with 1872, while England reduced her
debt $175,000,000, Holland about $30,000,000,
and the United States $400,000,000, in five
years there was an increase, in some cases
exceedingly large, in the debts of France,
llaly, Spain, Russia, Turkey, AustroâHun- |
gary, Egypt, Brazil, Portugal and Peru, to
say nothing of other nations which are com-
paratively small debtors. France has gone
deepest, increasing her liabitities by about
$2,500,000,000 in the decade. The Editor of
âFenn on the Funds,â a well known book of
reference in England, estimates the toual in-
crease in the aggregate of national debts for
the years from 1862 to 1872, at nearly $10,-
000,000,000, while an additional sum of $5,-
606,000,000 is estimaied to have been raised
for joint stock companies. The figures nec-
essary to express the total volume of the
worldâs indebtedness, public and private,
would represent a sum almost incomprehen-
sible.â Republic Magazine.
nant
The voices calls |
HOMELY OLIVER.
It was at one of Sir Joshua Reynolds
| Supt 1 Leicester Square that an ins fen
took place wh nsed the wilspowet of
Dr. Folmson The rather plain sister of the |
irtis! had beer 1 called upon by the company,
aller suyppe is the custom was, to give a
ast. She hesitated, and was accordingly
âoquired, again according to custom, to give
the ugliest man she knew In a moment the
| name of Oliver Gol Ismith dropped from her
ps, end immediately a sympathizing lady
on | pposite s le of the table rose and
hoo hands with Miss Reynolds across the
} table Johnson had heard the expression,
ind inad marked the pantomimic per-
form f sympathy, and he capped both
by aremark which set the table in a roar
an { which was to an effect which cut smart-
lv in three ways
1 he, âthe ancients on the com-
of their to
e a beast
Th» affair ends prettily
â Tiaus,â sai
mencements friendships, used
between them.â
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A few days after
the â fravelerâ was published Johnson read
lit alocd from beginning to end to delighted
hearers, of whom Miss Reynolds was one:
As Jclinson closed the book she emphatical'y
remarked, âWell, [never more shall think
Dr. Goldsmith ugly
Mi eynolds (who, it has been said,
used herself to paint portraits with such
exact imitation of her brotherâs defects and
avoidan of his beauties, that everybody
but himself Janghed at them) thought it mar-
| vellons that so much dignity could have been
given to the poelâs face and yet so strong @
likeness be conveyed; for âDr. Goldsmithâs
cast of countenance,â she proceeds to inform
us, âund, indeed, his whole figure from head
to foot,
with the idea of his being alow mechanic ;
impressed every one at first sight
partival
The
smith had himselfonce said.
i believe, a journeyman tailor,â
founded on Gold-
Coming ruffled
ily
belie! was what
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into Reynoldâs drawingsroom, Goldsmith
angrily referred to an insult which his sensi-
tive mature fancied had been put upon him
at a meighboring coffee-house, by âa fellow
i who, said Goldsmith, -ltook me, 1 believe,
for aia I! mpany laughed inore or
eSs nonstratively, and rather confirmed
than -ispelled the supposition
Poo? Goldsmith's weaknesses were a good
leal played upon by that not too polite com-
pany. One aftern Bourke and a young |
i Trish offi OM were crossing the |
square to Revnoldâs house to dinner, They
| passed a group who were gaping at, and mak- |
ing admiring remarks upon some samples of
beautiful foreign husseydom, who were look- |
ig owt of t windows of one of the hotels.
Goldstnith was at the skirt of the group look-
ing or Bourke said toOâ Moore as they pas-
sed uuse Look at Goldsmith; by an
by, at Reynoldâs, you will see what I make
vf this At dinner, Bourke treated Gold-
smith with
askeil { an explanation. Bourke readily
replie at
monstrous indiscretion on Goldsmith's part,
uare, of which Bourke and Mr. O's
th his manner
in the sq
Me had been the witnessÂą Ss. Poor Gold-
emithasked in what way he had been so ins
.
âWhysâ answered Bourke ââ did you not
exclaam upon looking up at those women,
what stupid beasts the men must be, for star-
admiral
such coolness, that Oliver at last
was owing to the}
ing with such n at those painted
Jezebels, wh . man of your talent passed |
by u t '?
s y my dear friend,â cried Goidsmith,
horror-striken, â I did not say so !,"
âify had not said $ retorted Bourke
âhow should [ have known it?â
âThat's true.â answered. Goldsmith with
great iumility, * Iâm very sorry: it was very
foolish! 1 do recollect that something of the
kind }assed through my mind, but I did no
think 1 had uttered it
| > =_â-
Balwons do not cost much;
for ascent.
they are thade
Chinese maximâNever rub your eyes ex-
cept with your elbows.
Farmers gather what they sow, while}
seams-resses sew what they gather.
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was the reply of a fond wife.
âPray, madame, why do you name your |
old hen Macduff?â âBecause, sir, | want |
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her to lay on.
A intry editor advises Queen Isabella
to advertise if she wishes to find the throne
she Jost some time ago
Eminence is not to be reached by a frantic
struggle Che road to it is much more com-
mennlace. He who
ed a guillotine, a gallows, and a
Net girls to be shipped him from
Some one says if we would show ourselves
res od to our daughters, we âmust be
g is tothem in a truer sense than that
of hanging trinkets on their necks.â No
words could be more sensible. Nine girls
i I have
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Personal cleanliness is not invariably a
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landâ (in addition) â a big sized lump of
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liberaliv,â said the gentleman, â and repeat
the experiment again and again.â â Why,â
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ee : oe sient nies Perl , very busy in preparing} Several years ago a stranger In @ travelling
BLESS GOD FOR -RAIN. _aliceigh antag cinasiubsectadl | : Mr. Perl { | sulky, was leisurely pursuing his way tos
_â____ son we s condemned to d in { » last t Jerk voluntee | ' )
' . Âą F wai ahi ash â : bgp pene Mrs. } wards a little tavern, situated at the foot of
« Bless God for rain the good man said, | the time of his death was fixed â at the ring= | to wash Âąt hes one sia ne of the Western States \
{ain me at 2 Wester Ă© 3 j
And wiped away a grateful tear; ing of tl â Naturally such a doom | king gla , t} 1 went i yais,in
That we may have our daily bread th sis ail | a " : a ba 2 idvan of him a negro returning
wou t an tier to O1 nthe year rs tak n â i
He drops a shower upon us . " Lt , el i i - i m the plough, was singing the favorite
Our @ather! thou who dwellâst in Heavy his hope and pride, but to this unhappy | She had just reached t W t : ied a
Wo + ' , : nA pian meody of -
vank thee for the pearly shower youth death was doubly terrible, since he W&8sÂą voice of Mr. Perkin bil : ' Shinhon Qiey
i : âGwine dow hinhone
The * essed present thou has given soon to be married to a beautiful young lady the dis} } { i saihorlpaalins :
â wnt % ; nik " i te _â â " Long wo.
Te mĂ©@n, and beast, and bird, and flowe whom he had long loved. The lady, w! veatat tack A v0 ved. | i âore
a, © TI t haile Vint will uiiog
ty lips t loved him ardently in return, had used her} yy. perrins found a wood unted The $ e os scenes âse
The dusty earth, with lips apart i 7a a firs. Perkins found & woode y Snowball
Looked up where rolled an orb of flame | utmost efforts to avert his fate, pleading With) i) and peached up the curtain stick I } i. i hold !
{ i . | s said ylacke ling up his
Asthough a prayer came from its heert | the judges, and even with Cromwell himst anât find that dishseloth â came the & â i '
For ae we wid > hag al _ but of no avail. In her despair she tried to | Mr. Parker up the stairway I ler Ul
The Indian corn with silken ime mba the old mm not.to wring thel but | . , Is that the ha vay | » ahead yon-
Aad tiny pitchers w ed, oy tne orn Semen Bele ee | sink, hanging on a nail, I say,â she repeated. |
Send up their praise m she found that impossibie âhe hour drew | It âta there, I a ur Mr. P 1 ' = ' ,;
mit rivy ' , â _ rye . . a ' 4 Lee n 10-
For precious drops stilled ur for t exe } The preparation â wa weath Mrs. P ae van | N iassa Db 3
lw mpleted r! of 3 of the law | | ' . wil snd eel
tt «2 sie Peal nd ares ea tfrom the i t nie i sh
The modest grass is fresh and green brought forth the prisoner, and waited while i nee âHotei, ay, Billy Leeman
The brooklet swells its song again eyugets â aa tb "| of n th r under I duc ak can dae Waele: aaa
Methinks an angel's wing is seen } the sun was setting, for the signa 1 th | silently but significantly t g dish- . Bick _ sca Ă©
| â sd a ein ae - wnt e@ ânaa nt 1e
In every cloud that brings us rain, I the distant bell-tower. To the wonder of | , loth. With the same discree FA iycen. pine rane maaan Glatt. re ;
There is a rainbow in the sky, ' ae eo \ dum mobe now; keeps mushous nice tabern
Upon the anak w here tempests tro everybody it did not ring! Only one human | Perkins took it down, keeping his back t pee â abi
t { â 4 / ; P > | | ell Ver
God wrote it ere the world was dry- being at that moment knew the reason The wards his wit Mi Perkins re ended tell
It is the autograph of God half wild with the thought of her |, sta clita the nple adv Mr. | â Indeed
* â Ae i R , on nee â
verâs peril, had rushed, unseen, uy the wind- | p, k y keep his eves in front of} Again â Yes sah, you siops dis ebening I speck,
Up where the heavy thunders rolled : , het i â ee : pĂ©ectable gemme ite » dar. You
And clouds of tire were swept along ng stairs,and climbed the ladder oe tae sh inted the woc hair, and took hold | °° °F â I
Tho sun rides in a car of gold ry loft, Jand seized the tongue of th : rtains Matildy ?? shouted Mr. Pe: Ton haentarâ eu cal
And soaring larks dissoive in song The old sexton was in his place, prompt to] ae We cciaimed that rdv. wit! myo, Here s Je or the ft
The rills that gush from mountains rude, | Âąhoe patai moment. He threw his weightupon | bs eraker 0s the | dish for you.â
, y trie , » tt ren cc uaiaeaNNY " â mary us brevity hat water peels th : E :
3 bg sean to the se base the rope, and the bell, obe lient to his prac- | ; rane a Ree âTankee Massa, tankee; Quash my name
ust like the tears of gratitude al aie â kin off meâ he exclaimed t :
P â i hand. reeled an rg to and fro inthe] , : i â âQuash, ay
That often stain a good man's fa ticed hand, reeled an s tim it, tt said Mrs. Perkins, as
: ° nt the br » girl kept her hold and | ââą â, : Yes sah, at erbi Vol grunted
~â at ae Saye pare See | to her work What's that?â said Mr. f |
Great King of Peace, deign now to bless no sound issued from its metallic lips. Again} â ; : he delighted A : dis is nice, better
bi a : n Uni â peOaad Ss 6 he f t {tl » stairs M: P kit
The windows of the sk; âi â and again the sexton drew the rope, but with isk ee ; lan common bacca, tankee Massa, tankee
Shower down the rain of Righteousness,}) °°" â* : t he air with omy ee : i
, Yesnerate strength the young heroine held âWell Quash, what kind of a gentleman
And wash away th tain of War +03} shag wengss % â : § ; f 1 flasl g ey and slked to the head Âą : . :
And iet the radiant bow of Love on. Every movement made her position more Pr coi eared me we i this Mr. Leeman
In beauty mark the moral sky fearful; every sway of the bellâs huge weigh! asia nl tte. Cevkla cae thot Put td Oh ah, be n man, moushous nice
j a nnro â e Mt * } face O1 M erains at the to te COs
Like that fair sky unrolled abos threatened to fling her through the big tow- | ne , ia in, Moushous nice man, empertains gem-
But not like it to fade and die : water in it,â she recited in an elevated key.
er window ; but she would not let go. id poae he fust stvle and I takes care ob de
cen A Aen a '.«Do you hear that Well, you needn't : a
Ww and deaf, the sexton had not noticed that it ne t it bled tt happy Mr He funny, too, tells heaps ob stor-
THE PLOW. gaverno sound. At lasthewentaway. The | ri RE : y . uw p ki ies "bout ghoses and sperits, notwithstandin
Clear the brown path to meet the coulterâs} Drave girl descend 1 from th pep blee turned to the 1ir, w ved it again, and he âfraid ob dem hisself too, my âpinion. â
gleam ! ing and wounded. She hurried from the Ne dani teal anes âAfraid of ghosts, ay?â said the traveller,
mal i : â weareuly toon hoi in-
Lo! on he comes behind his smoking team, } .5,,,.4 bee ce of execution, Cromwe!! : using. â Well, go-ahead Mr. Quasb, as its
With toilâs bright jew-drops on his sun-]~ oe sph ? i utes passed uninterrup cme â ee ad Mr. Quasb, as |
Saont brow se W-Crops himself was there, and was just sending to : ii i â rhe weed getting late, I guess I'll tarry with this Mr.
â : curtains was < n all right be wooden | * eat
The lord of earth, the hero of the plow lemand why the bell was silent J } chair was moved to the other window, and Leeman to-nignt.
hoe in oe p> ocho om pomaprne, By i Slowiv Englandâs sun was setting o'er the was again ascended, when Mr. Perkins Y h,up, ho, Dobin! get along â
8 ws when the day is done, Perey. wee a5 agai . , na i a eae es i
Pe phe âi Salehe the burning sod ' hill topsfar away, : âlove the i âMatilda â | * id setting off at a brisk trot followed
oe ee oe oe ene Oe Filling allthe land with beauty at the close | * by the traveller, the musical Quash again
: } Lite Gant hawe & . . I the travel , th n t Juash
Marks the broad acres where his feet sav: of one sad day, Mrs. Perkin p W } nai witt
â heel â " sii ist . |} Drone in ia
: wes: io ol bh} sin ae 4} And the last rays kissed the forehead ofa man | what j Wt A | : : ,
Sill oe he treads the stub! clods and lady fair,- pamey - â | âGwine down Shinbone Alley
The Recovery fresh { = na d and He with footstep slow and wear she with | J fhe burden of âLong time ag was
3 Re ° sO iurrc open ee} I we Pr ting } â } fe 2e gdapted t a
: sunny Hoating hail taken up by some one apparently in an ads
â . b tact 1 i" He with bowed head, sad and thoughtful, she } } wn and then | ' field. which asioned Quash to |
Matted and dense - eangres et" â with lips all cold and white, | raising voice for his benefit, she added : | 3 ae
Meliow and dark the ridgy cornfeld cleaves Struggled to keep back the murmut | wi ' . i prick up his ears with some surprise, he
: hilleside here the a ee oe mi y fÂą her t alway ym the na aCK i
Up the steep hillsside where the laboring âCurfew must not ring to-night t ys l Ine | cakianel, beware, sho Serkan vl
train | pantry d Anoth silence | wed the | sane (indden.â wi t} ,
Stands the long track that scores th vel] «« Sexton,â Bessieâs white lips falter point-| withdrawal of Mr. Perkins. A moment pass- | sil â Hep â . cpr
nn a: : ing to the prison old, | id ss ain't the sid Mr. Perkins from | SP" m t field Long time
rough the moist valley clogged with 002-/ With its turrets tall and gloomy,and its walls | ©": , â | oe
. . z ss al , . â ââ ca dada | 5
ing clay, dark, damp and coid, | th tof th i An exp tted W tat ?* seid t tmeiaiead seine
The petient convoy breaks its destined way I've a lover in that prison, doomed this very | across Mrs. Perkins t th tion ve . e mae
At every turn the loosening chains resound, night to die, | this | sition Wiel deeereed « king sudden his ind looking
The swinging plowshare circles glistening | At the ringing of the curfew, and no earthly | | billit than tl are walls , nto tee sides for t ause of his sur-
round } ly is nigl } ter t than a i rempt :
. ie@ip is Digu, â P prisÂą
Till the wide field one billowy waste ap-} Cromwell will not come till sunset,â and her | room. â It must be there,â she replied in a
pears, lips grew strangely white | voice of emotior OW | t see it,â he] we z
And wearied hands unbind the panting} as ghe breathed the husky whisper ilk Miia akat, Heil sale sai tiie s your masterâs spirits | suppose
steers «â Curfew must not ring to-night âgeugeal : : : } Quash, in a very thoughtful mood led the
ia at eile â | Perkins was evidently waiting to hear him | ; un the tnwes stihiut atiotine enol
oi ia me : i : â i way Lhe tavern, wilhout ullering another
â . . . â* Bassie, caimly spoke the sexton, every | move aw 1y in renewal! of the search, but no | adtiniw ial t! . 4h - seieiail
; word pierced her young heart, | such sound reached ker. âI declare, Daniel,â | ore ee ere ee ee oe
LITERATURE. Like the piercing of an arrow, jikea deadly | =) NSS gS th RAN was soon waited on by the obliging Mr.
IDDBA LAW poisoned dart. | she sud lenly snapped «| ul, yOu are nouga poeeere = bustling talkative vewan
*, â : | es âve ru hatcurfew.from } to try the patience of a saint I tell you that â '
CATCHING A TARTAR. Long, long years I've rung that curfew,from to try the pa e of a sain bag | who greeted his customer withâ Light,
| that shadowed, gloomy tower | towel is on the nail back of t ul door | riot 1 _ oO 1+ Wall
(Prom the St. Lovis Reput Every evening, just at sunset, it has Pd | and at rit tite s half of » tgt i in Qua
ih â Out se pudeicd } Âą Ad n anvi ee i , i I I . :
i ' he | g f sir âQuash take off that rug « Come
{ i j : " } 1 @lasn ta Ol tha ug om
There were four of them and they Were! 1'\4 don tt ind estand | t ! was i cdl ewes Wis: Lc dn thas nl
young bloods; young bloods u have} | : i
geen @ young blood. He is the son of his| Now I'moldTIst j self,â said Mr. Perkins, with a tinge of sa Do yeu | him to stand on a dirt Hos
- + rt sir?
father end his father is rich. He is called a! ilo det | casin go and k for it again, Da i
young blood Lecause he bleeds the old man.| Wild her e} er features, stern | | Perkins It don't 1as if if y pieas : ither particular
The young bivod toils not, neither does he and whit htful brow, I could go down these steps ag Sti S 10dging
wit hin tio Sass . j i â Tell, Quash bi t ! WwW
spinâ but his head spins once in a wh le. | And withil B ema 4 s.â Mr. Perkins shoved aâ , $ nea W Juash, take : to: 3 V
Well there were four of thea It was Sun- ' i a â. | and Mr Perkins with a sigh t i "u ta ind tend him well I like to „a
aly t Our Of Lem ' Was 10 She had ges rea with- il : i : ' anes a ba
day night.âThey had been out at Rinkieâs 0 sigh, tention to t tair Ss W nade is aps 7 &e aS 15 8 20
i . At the ringin {the Curfew. Basil [ °! +} ; ' ritter,, exclaimed the landlord, slapping
ead were coming home, on the St. Charles; ââ** âhe ringing 0: the Lu aa lers{ nervous by t eq t is ping
: oe ; wood must die. , | iin eit down was t 1 the back
rockroad. They sat in a two,seated buggy, And her breath came fast and faster, and her | ee ee ae Tak ' ij the |
drawn by a dashing span of bays Preserit- eyes grew large aud br ghtâ | an ] painful, Mr. I ki Pi bay : I v : : : en
} rinr i Y â F t ckens d s this ear e
ly they came to the large open common at/ In an undertone she murmured, that she was beginning to think i nd nat K c mean: Âą
the intersection of the rock road and Kingâs * Curfew must notring to-night. whea his foostep was heard at 1imed th
, es site of the stairs. az vain his Âź as~ SiJence, Belzebub, said the traveller
highway She with quick step bounded forward, sprang f the stairs, and again his voice a Doe : ag 0 ;
Here an episode occurred Y haye within the old church door } cend Itjaint thers,â Mrs. Perkins camĂ© ressing t animal, and then turning to
seen an episo je. } Left the old man treading slowly paths so oft) down so sud jenly from her chair as to cause | (4 indlord, he observedââ You must ex
: he'd tread before. . Sa RS Se iam 3 heâs raiber an aristocratic
It is something sudden Not dae moment paused t] â or Mr. Perkins to wink where he stood. The Is rather an aristocratic
âa i âą : + Obs ras =p Âą) P used the maiden yi ma ; â 4 ee i a
And so unexpecte!. i eves and cheek aglow | next instant she swept down the stairs with | horse, its t ect of edi on, sir.
| } ' } Âą } ' i } â a's the ad
It seizes you with amazement. Transiixes| Mounted up the gloomy tower, Where the | flushed tace and hard determined eyes. Mr He's the devil, sir
ou wiih awe In this i tt bell swung to and fro, | Perkins nu 1 awa advar and pr âNone of your familiarity,â said the horse
J ⏠ul (ie e@pis e , atl i ,an 1 DOs} :
Y 1 . . And she climbed the dusty ladder on which | | ted Sia dain âwhos and ctar,| looking spitefully round at the astonished
mashed your nosÂą fell no ray of light, les he pantry entrance, and start-| âOOKIDE .
A countryman was driving homein a lowly | Up and up, her white lips saying, | Âą 1 inside triumphant S waived him | *#Ver! keeper ioe
truck-wagon drawn by an aged and metho- | âCurfew must not ring to-night. aside with her hand and the simple word Ho! there Quash aid the astonished |
PY t 1Ă©\ ia ee " ha are wo
dice! grav | The voung ! i a | She had hot at âta td , Getaway b 3 a md y i by the traces, what are you
ice! gray horse. 7 young b is came She had reached the top-mast ladder, o'er her 2. 2? me as â : â t 50
dashing up with their steeds. The young hangs the great dark bell, ! towel wasn 1 the nail, t
bloods were beerv Awful i3 the gloom beneath her, like the path- | quick tected it in pla 4 the Landlord,â said Belzebub, âI want my
id Tt a ; rei . Z i
: way down to hell. ee Cie ea 2
But the countryman had about two drinks | go. the ponderous longue is swinging, âtis the | first shelf, and with hardly a pause s oat tes â
of whiskey in him and hence had the advant- jour of Curfew now, | straightway reached up and picked it uy Qua t a or ack p
age. And the sight has chilled her bosom, stopped | âThere, do you see (hal * andshe shook it in to the por ind the traveller had to
A gill of whiskey holds the same an it her breath and paled her brow, | his face. To t Mr. Perkins \ t I to his vehicle and drive round in
ey ; i Shall she let-it ring? Nonever! Flash ber | ..-nisod would be to misret a arch of the stable himself
of fight as 2 galien of beer, and then itis s eves with sudden light Ir] A Would misre} it l- ey
„ iO succen light, . â : âeel F it - â . oe lod sposing of his horse
much hanidier and less cumbersome. And she springs and grasps it firmly ings, but the towel was not 1a anid Having 16d lisposing of h 1OUSE
The young bloods drew rein and the coun- Curfew shall not ring tosnight.ââ 'Mr. Perkins sperately âoe he returned to the tavern; anon supper
: "8 â | | straw I told 4 war rere ? al the eggs had all apparently young
tryman haliowed whoa! The y. D.asked the Out she swung, far out, the city seemed a ~t i tefl â . aC - ;
if he conid tell them where they were g \ ark of light below . }* wan t (her xclaimed Mrs. Perkins spite h , The landlord was greatly
coni ab bnem nere tiney were go s Pe Gi gn red | r . : ;
The profane c. told them âto hâ Twixt heaven and earth her form suspend- | fully It was right in ntof â Hust mortifying circumstances
Then one of the y said â 1 are a blank- ed, as the betl sw ing to and fro. and an od buta blockhead w ha but } traveller amend from a
; ii â And the sexton at the bell rope, old and deaf, | ... sit atone We t â \ cold pig, which, as 1 inserted the carving
a heard not the bell if 9 * = Mr. Per} Âą | forl to. utt 1a piercing squeal, spond-
i l ] Suit . | nniso n, S : t ins ! nt f nie 1 § eal, rt I
At this the countryman laid down his lines, | But he thought he still wasringing,fair young | "â ee mr. rs n a tone vile â ! img aes eo
end got out of the truckewagon and made a Basil's funeral knell. Voice at indicated the subj was becoming | ed to by a louder or rr * the . ' dy
speech as follows * Wee reeeters hen iit os the maiden clung most firmly, and with | distasteful to (il finish them myself,â | Down went th earving-knife anâl fork, and
â ee trembling lips and white, i 1 Atss Uiedine Bon 4 haa ear a +} vanivatian ioess ts arcw in lanes bene
. : Âą id ; : | said Mrs. Perkins firmly And I might have | the perspiration began to grow In larg ads
the wrong fence. Just one of you stayin the | Said to hush her heart's wild beating, | - ; bs iad irae
f Hl | done them at first, and saved my strength,for | on the forehead of the poor host who stood
wagon @nd the other three git right out here. âCurfew shall not ring to-night. Drags te ways ii shunts. peng i ?
' iness knows Ihave got little enough.â âJ| gazing fearfully at the grunter His attens
I ken !ey all the dust between here and town â saan DT, su msigsaieat nag opiutg ta alanine ia if '
with Oh! fel k It was oer the bell stop swaying, and the tell you I'll do them,â protested Mr. Perkins, | tion was soon taken, however, from veices
? I j maiden stepped once more, | seg nee nee ist palit > « dealion |, botae!
the flies. I'm better than any muskeeteer| Firmly om the dark old ladder, where for | âNÂź You have done mischief enough for one | from nies space ne
ber. Just one of you hold them horses | hundred years before, | day,â said Mrs. Perkins hysterically, «you | landlord
Ă© + You HOw net 10PS < | â - ie
i : une ot had not been planted. The brave | had b or go down street and enjov voursel âAve!aye! coming gentlemen, more tra-
my ole ware I"!1 stand without hitchinâand H â oe vot sr _ i. The brave had better go down street â 1 enjoy yourself a Ose : â_
i geed that she had done, | with vour cronies The unhappy man retire | vellersâhelp yourself, sir.
the balance just waltz to Joseph right here! Should be told long ages after, as the rays of | bg p youl ronies,â The un # pS â it | : ' i li ;
„* aes d from the room in great depression, ant * Landior
mow. Come on, git out And the irate setting stn, : so i a ane pnt â âComing, gentlemenâhere John, a light
ennounced his firm belief in the canine pa-| Should illume the sky with beauty ; eventually disappeared down the street,mut- | ORES: © aieens ignt,
rentage of the y.b.âThen he danced an
prenced up and down the road and kicked a
the hersesâ ears and gyrated his long arms
end threw his old sk
ich hat up in the air
âOh Ima catamount, |! am. I like to be
stepped in the middie of the road, I do. I'm
@ four-year-old bull pawinâ up big clods
right out of the ground, I amâI'm a whole
menagrie of royal Bengal tigers, an a cage
fuil of grizzly bears. I've fit in the ring
heave. Git out here! Git out,1] sayâ and
show you whar you're goin
Then three of the young bloods pulled of
their coats and accepted the pressing invit
tion. The other sat in the buggy and hele
the horses. He was the lucky one. He could
go to see his girl the next night, if he wanted | it, for its twin stars are centered in the soul.
te, and had not to tell ber that he had been
out to the Dase-bali match and got hit with the |
bell. The best place in the v
buggy helding the horses.
Weil the three? bounded out
countryman set those long arms going. aad
ânity was in the
hen the
1 CORPEW MUST NOT RING TOs
â| Leng
| O'er the distant hills came Cromwell ;
the three immediately imagined that the hot |
speil bad brought cn a tornado, accompanied
by anearthquake and enlivened by
strokes of lightning.
The countryman seemed to have about
teen fists
âP'i tell you whar you're goinâ,â he ed
as the first of the three tried to climb over
the fense on his east ear.
âThat's whar you're goin!l
as the second of the three executed @ back
somersault in the ditch.
âAnâ this is the way for you to travel!
ve
yelled, as the last of three tried to balance
of the|
himself on his nose in the middle
road.
. xe lucky fellow who wasin!
Sanger aught â y | b-b-believe I'll tststake these three.â
the wagon holding the horses, but the luck
!
rapid | said the famons essayist, âbut I object to
sires with heads of white,
should tell the Kittle children
Curfew did not ring that night.
aged |
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Bessie
sees him and her brow, |
Full of hopes and full of gia iness, has no}
anxious traces now,
feet she tells her story,
all bruised and torn ;
And her face 30 sweet and pleading
sorrow pale and worn,
Touched his heart with sudden pity, lit his
eye with misty light;
! your lover lives,ââ said Cromwell,
âCurfew shall not ring tosnight.â
â oe +
At his shows her |
yel with
âGo
There is nothing onearth so beautiful as
the household on which Christian. love for
ever smiles, and where religion walks, a
counsellor and a friend. No cloud can darken
No storms can make it tremble, for it has a
heavenly supvort and a heavenly anchor,
One of the queerest duels on record was
that in whieh Sainte~Veouve was engaged.
it began to rain slightly after he had taken
up his position, whereupon he cooly held jis
umbrella over his head with his left hand,
while holding the pistol with his right. The
expostulation of his witnesses had no effect
upon him. â [t isall very well to be killed,â
| catching cold in my head.â
| could not always ge
| One morning he saw a lot, and iuquired of |
he shrieked | âAbout a |
he |
fellow let the horses go and got out of the
way
A good many stories ef stammerers are
told, but none of recent date better than the |
following of Platt Evans, of Cincinnati: 1}
was one of his pleasures to teach his friends |
|how to purchase tender geese, though he |
them in the market,
the farmer how many there were
dozen,â was the reply *â W-w-weall,â said |
Platt, âIk-k-keep boarding-house, and my
b-b-boarders are the biggest e-eaters you
| ever s-s-saw. P-p~pick out n-n-nine of the
} t-t-toughest you've g-gsgot. The farmer
complied, and laid aside the other three tens
â > if Polly
der ones. Platt picked them up carefully,
and putting them in his basket, said, âI
| The Baked Beans in Danger.âLast Sun-
| day morning a family living in the suburbs
| of the city wentto a suburban church, leats
Then he made another speech as follows:| ing a little girl about seven years of age in
âOh, 'm an earthquake, I am
cano right from the bowls of theearth. Give) phe family were to have beans for dinner, | conclusion, therefore,
Give me room!
me some more nuts to crack!
âGive me
ap!â
I'm a vol-
some more raw meat to chaw | to cook
| charge of the house. The church was situ-
ated but a short distance from the house.
and these were jeft in a vessel on the stove
The little zirl while playing sud-
| denly began to smell the odor of burned
| beans, upon which she rushed out of the
The three siid of behind the fence, down to | house, over into the church, where the pastor
where number four sat, holding the horses, was gravely and earnestly preaching the
and quietly into town, and then the three
slid @rtively into a drug store
bit with the ball. They knew where t
They had
been out to dee the base bal! match and got)
ey
| profound Werd of God. The first person of
the family the little girl espied was a young
lady cousin, and to her in a lond voice, which
startled the assemblage considerably, she
cried, âCome home, come home, the beans
Were going during the balance of that trip | are burning,â and immediately rushed out
Atell events they did not enquire of any |
More countrymen, quietly drying home
their truck wagons.
again The astonishment was great, and
all the solemnity of the preacher as well as
in| the congregation disappeared beneath a trymen, and devoted more than ever to his
broad smile.
| tering to himself
| ture ;
a
| A DANBURY MAN WASHES run!
âit wan't on the nail any
way. âDanbury News
7 â_â -
A Minnesota paper made a young poetess
say, âOh, for a heart fullof sweet yearlings!
The poetess wrote to the editor. declaring |
that she wrote â yearnings,â and that the |
printer who set it up âyearlingsâ was a|
calf.
A citizen of Portland was walking down |
town one morning, when a stranger ad- |
dressed him: âDo you know where the post
officeis?â * Yes,â answered the Portiander, |
affably, and walked on without further pars |
ley. After proceeding for about ten steps |
he looked back and inquired in his turn.
âWhy? Did you want to know?â âHoe,â |
replied the victim with earnestness; and
then, the account having been balanced, the
two shook hands and gravely walked off
|
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CrxcInNATUS AT THE PLow.âIn that portion
of imaginationâs realm reconnoitred by the
âmindâs eye,â and as bearing upon Roman
history thereis no incident, it seems to the
writer, better calculated to cause a thrill of
admiration and sympathy in every magnani-
mous breast than the picture of the grands |
est character that Rome ever produced, dili-
gently engaged in the manual (but nol de-
grading) occupation of guiding tbe plow.
The fact that this purest, least ambitious,
and most really influentiai citizen that Rome |
ever boasted, should have, almost exclusive-
ly, devoted his time, his talents, and his
wonderful energies (whenever the Common-
wealth could dispense with the latter) to
purely agricullural pursuiis, simply demons
strates the moral grandeur of the manâs na-
implying, as it does, that in comparison
with all other merely human pursuits Cincins
nnatusfdeemed the âtilling ofthe soilâ to be at
once the most natural,the most innocent, and
therefore the most conducive to manâs happis
ness of all others. In his utter freedom, in- |
deed, from ambition, and his lofty indiffer-
ence to that species of renown which
âPlays round the head, but comes not to |
the heart,â
he proved himself + the noblest Romanâ of
them all, and emphatically that immaculate
character, in heathen times, who carried out,
in his daily walk and behaviour, the pre-
| cepts and practice of Christianity, without
being aware that its great Founder was on
his way to promulgate his doctrines to a be-
| nighted world.
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|
We deduce this general
from his devotedness
to agricultural pursuits, and from the re-
| markable preference he evinced in relation
thereto, as contrasted with his apparent
lukewarmness in the matter of state affairs,
that Cincinnatus, more than any other man
of his time, understood in what true happi-
ness consisted; and though more capable
| than any of his contemporaries of conductâ
| ing such affairs wisely and well, (for was he
| not Romeâs â pilot in extremity ?â) and when
|. the waves ran highâ was sure to be at his
| post ; yet, the disagreeable task being ac-
; complished, he would hasten back to his
plow, unmoved by the plaudits of his couns
beloved vocation of cuitivating the ground,
HUMOROUS SKETCH.
bring a light to the doorâSally, wait on the
gentlemen, and out bounced the landlord
with lights, but returned, declaring there
was no living thing about.
and returned a second
belief that the whole
was haunted that night by
ing, he went again
time, declaring his
plantation evil
\ spirits,
The stranger presently rose from the table
| and drew his chair to the fire, having made }
a pretty good supper on the eggs and young
porker, their cries to the contrary notwiths
standing,
That night, rumor saith, Mr. Billy Lee-
man slept with the Bible under his head, |
and kept a candle burning in his room till
daylight; and those who pass there till this
day discover the heels of old horse-shoes
peering over the door casement as a bulwark
against witches, hobgoblins, and other evil
spirits.
The traveller was a Ventriloqguist.
ee ae
Having suffered for several years from
Dyspepsia resulting in great nervous prostra-
tion and general debility, impoverished blood
Eruption of the Skin, Rheumatic and Neus
ralgic Pains, Restlessness, want of sleep and
extreme lassitude, I was recommended to
take Dr. Wheeler's Compound Elixir of Phos-
phates and Calisaya, Having persisted in its
use for several weeks I recovered perfect
health. My wife, and children also, have
taken it, for general Tonic purposes to ins
vigorate and strengthen the system and pros
mote the formation of pure blood. with per-
manent benetit. It energizes an sustains the
the vital forces in a remarkable manner.
Samver J. Burr,
Agent of Toronto Globe, Montreal.
Nationa, Desrs.âNearly every nation in
the world is either a borrower or lender, and
the startling declaration is made by a writer
in the London Daily Telegraph that the
world âââ regarded by the mass, is living be-
yond its means.â During the 10 years end-
ing with 1872, while England reduced her
debt $175,000,000, Holland about $30,000,000,
and the United States $400,000,000, in five
years there was an increase, in some cases
exceedingly large, in the debts of France,
llaly, Spain, Russia, Turkey, AustroâHun- |
gary, Egypt, Brazil, Portugal and Peru, to
say nothing of other nations which are com-
paratively small debtors. France has gone
deepest, increasing her liabitities by about
$2,500,000,000 in the decade. The Editor of
âFenn on the Funds,â a well known book of
reference in England, estimates the toual in-
crease in the aggregate of national debts for
the years from 1862 to 1872, at nearly $10,-
000,000,000, while an additional sum of $5,-
606,000,000 is estimaied to have been raised
for joint stock companies. The figures nec-
essary to express the total volume of the
worldâs indebtedness, public and private,
would represent a sum almost incomprehen-
sible.â Republic Magazine.
nant
The voices calls |
HOMELY OLIVER.
It was at one of Sir Joshua Reynolds
| Supt 1 Leicester Square that an ins fen
took place wh nsed the wilspowet of
Dr. Folmson The rather plain sister of the |
irtis! had beer 1 called upon by the company,
aller suyppe is the custom was, to give a
ast. She hesitated, and was accordingly
âoquired, again according to custom, to give
the ugliest man she knew In a moment the
| name of Oliver Gol Ismith dropped from her
ps, end immediately a sympathizing lady
on | pposite s le of the table rose and
hoo hands with Miss Reynolds across the
} table Johnson had heard the expression,
ind inad marked the pantomimic per-
form f sympathy, and he capped both
by aremark which set the table in a roar
an { which was to an effect which cut smart-
lv in three ways
1 he, âthe ancients on the com-
of their to
e a beast
Th» affair ends prettily
â Tiaus,â sai
mencements friendships, used
between them.â
} S$acri
A few days after
the â fravelerâ was published Johnson read
lit alocd from beginning to end to delighted
hearers, of whom Miss Reynolds was one:
As Jclinson closed the book she emphatical'y
remarked, âWell, [never more shall think
Dr. Goldsmith ugly
Mi eynolds (who, it has been said,
used herself to paint portraits with such
exact imitation of her brotherâs defects and
avoidan of his beauties, that everybody
but himself Janghed at them) thought it mar-
| vellons that so much dignity could have been
given to the poelâs face and yet so strong @
likeness be conveyed; for âDr. Goldsmithâs
cast of countenance,â she proceeds to inform
us, âund, indeed, his whole figure from head
to foot,
with the idea of his being alow mechanic ;
impressed every one at first sight
partival
The
smith had himselfonce said.
i believe, a journeyman tailor,â
founded on Gold-
Coming ruffled
ily
belie! was what
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|
j
into Reynoldâs drawingsroom, Goldsmith
angrily referred to an insult which his sensi-
tive mature fancied had been put upon him
at a meighboring coffee-house, by âa fellow
i who, said Goldsmith, -ltook me, 1 believe,
for aia I! mpany laughed inore or
eSs nonstratively, and rather confirmed
than -ispelled the supposition
Poo? Goldsmith's weaknesses were a good
leal played upon by that not too polite com-
pany. One aftern Bourke and a young |
i Trish offi OM were crossing the |
square to Revnoldâs house to dinner, They
| passed a group who were gaping at, and mak- |
ing admiring remarks upon some samples of
beautiful foreign husseydom, who were look- |
ig owt of t windows of one of the hotels.
Goldstnith was at the skirt of the group look-
ing or Bourke said toOâ Moore as they pas-
sed uuse Look at Goldsmith; by an
by, at Reynoldâs, you will see what I make
vf this At dinner, Bourke treated Gold-
smith with
askeil { an explanation. Bourke readily
replie at
monstrous indiscretion on Goldsmith's part,
uare, of which Bourke and Mr. O's
th his manner
in the sq
Me had been the witnessÂą Ss. Poor Gold-
emithasked in what way he had been so ins
.
âWhysâ answered Bourke ââ did you not
exclaam upon looking up at those women,
what stupid beasts the men must be, for star-
admiral
such coolness, that Oliver at last
was owing to the}
ing with such n at those painted
Jezebels, wh . man of your talent passed |
by u t '?
s y my dear friend,â cried Goidsmith,
horror-striken, â I did not say so !,"
âify had not said $ retorted Bourke
âhow should [ have known it?â
âThat's true.â answered. Goldsmith with
great iumility, * Iâm very sorry: it was very
foolish! 1 do recollect that something of the
kind }assed through my mind, but I did no
think 1 had uttered it
| > =_â-
Balwons do not cost much;
for ascent.
they are thade
Chinese maximâNever rub your eyes ex-
cept with your elbows.
Farmers gather what they sow, while}
seams-resses sew what they gather.
t!
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âIf f should die, dear, where would you |
go?â âGo? Goaft lr insurance money,â
was the reply of a fond wife.
âPray, madame, why do you name your |
old hen Macduff?â âBecause, sir, | want |
m * i
her to lay on.
A intry editor advises Queen Isabella
to advertise if she wishes to find the throne
she Jost some time ago
Eminence is not to be reached by a frantic
struggle Che road to it is much more com-
mennlace. He who
ed a guillotine, a gallows, and a
Net girls to be shipped him from
Some one says if we would show ourselves
res od to our daughters, we âmust be
g is tothem in a truer sense than that
of hanging trinkets on their necks.â No
words could be more sensible. Nine girls
i I have
TO THE LADIES!
A CARD.
with the Wesleyan
my connection Wes :
, the expiration of
A*
P Academy
ceases at
the Vacation, [purpose taking pupils dur-
ing the hours ree nily given them, vit:
from 9 a. m., till 2 p. m {rrangemen 8
given to
At
ean be made sc that hours can be
the convenience of all pupils
end of every Quarter, pupils
before pareni and fri
must be made at once, as
only can be tal
ault
nds. Appheation
a limited number
KCN.
First Quarter will commence on Monday, |
July 6.
TERMS WILL BI
For Quarter of Instru-
mental Music per half hour's
AS FOLLOWS
â4 legsons,
duration, $5.00
For Quarter of 24 lessons, Instru-
mental Music, 1 hourâs dura-
tion, 10.00
Leasons in Vocai Music only 10,00
Instrumental Lessons of an hour's
duration, with the first rudiments
of thorough Bass and Transposi-
tion &e., 15.00
Vocal and Instrumental, half hour's
duration, 7.00
Lessons on the Organ, 20,00
Cabinet Organ and Melodeon, 15.00
No Pupil will be taken for less than six
months.
Orders taken
Organs, and the
guarantecd.
best Pianos
satisfaction
for the
utmost
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would dazzle must dig. |
mprovements in PersiaâThe Shah |
out of ten would rather have a camelâs hair |
shaw! than a necklace. Parents should re-
member this
{| with ratrimonia! intentions, asked âier if
she could make lard. She replied that she
could âtry... His proposal was not interlard-
ed with unnecessary words, and her answet
ârendersâ a wedding (rousseau necessary.
The young butcher will âdress to kill,â of
course
An infuriated father, whose daughter had
| eloped with the man of her choice, followed
| the couple io Portiand, Oregon, and finding
i them there went for his son in law, tooth and
nail. The young man hit back, and in the
encounter that followed, the old man got the
worst. On the principle that a man never
knows how to appreciate his opponent until
ihe is thrushed by him, the father in law
| picked himself up and acknowledged that
| he had found a son in law after his own
|heart In the presence of a goodly number
lof persons, who had been attracted to the
|scene by the unregulated screams of the
| young wife, the old man shook the young
|one by the hand, took his children in his
larms, and beautiful denouement was
| presented as green baize curtain ever des-
cended upon.
as
Personal cleanliness is not invariably a
âpassion,â even with individuals in the upper
lranks of society. We have heard of a Brit-
lish General, whose antipathy to ablutions
| was matter of notoriety among his friends
;and acquaintances, Meeting one of the lats
| ter one day, the general complained of being
} unwell. â What seems to be the matter?â
| inquired the gentleman. â Canât tell,â said
the general, âbut I donât feel exactly well.â
|â Allow ime to prescribe.â said the gentleman.
| No objection being offered, he advised the
| gentleman to lose no time in procuring âa
| convenient fub, half filled with tepid water,
landâ (in addition) â a big sized lump of
| brown soap. Apply the soap and the water
liberaliv,â said the gentleman, â and repeat
the experiment again and again.â â Why,â
said the general, âthat simply amounts to
washing myself. The gentleman (putting
|on a very serious look) remarked, â It is
| Jiable to that objection.â
-_â--+-..
- â-- > a
CERTIFICATE OF CURE.
Mrs. Elisa Rhynard, of Annapolis County,
in the Province of Nova Scotia, maketh oath
and saith that a year ago last September her
husband boughta bottle of Dr. Caleb Gatesâ
Eye Relief, forthe purpose of applying it for
the cure of sore eyes ; and seeing on the label
of the bottle that it was recommended for the
cure of piles also, with which she had been
for a long time most painfully afflicted, and
had applied to different doctors in her own
neighbourhood, and tried various other res
medics, but found no permanent relief, tried
it for the piles also, andina very short time
was cured of both complaints by the use of
one small bottle. She had also been used
to very frequent turns of fainting, some-~
times as often as three times a day, and
| having thistime moved into the more ims
mediate neighbourhood of Dr, Gates, she
commenced taking his Life of Man Bitters
| and Syrup about the first of May last, and
| is most thankful and happy to say, that
| through a kind Providence and the skill of
Dr. Gates, she has not had one of her
former fainting turns since the month of June
Jast past, and she has frequently taken the
| Bitters and Syrups for colds, &c., and has in-
| variably found unfailing relief in the use of
the above medicines.
| Sworn to at Middleton, this third day of
| February, 1872, before me, :
James Wueetock, J, P.
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preparation, made chiefly from the na-
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the Sierra Nevada mountains of Califor-
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Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Mead- cleansing and clearing the blood from
ache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs,
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these Bitters have no equ Such Diseases
are caused by Vitiated Blood.
Mechanical Diseases.âPersonsen- |
gaged in Paints and Minerals, such as |
Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and
Miners, as they advance in fife, are subject
to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard
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For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tet-
ter, Salt-Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples,
Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms,
Scald-heaÂź, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch,
Scurfs, Discolorations of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name
or nature, are literally dug up and carried
out of the system in a short time by the use
of these Bitters.
Pin, Tape, and other Worms,
â in the system of so many thousands,
are effectually destroyed and removed. No
system of medicine, no vermifuges, no an-
thelminitics will free the system from worms
like these Bitters.
For Female Complaints, in young
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manhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic
Bitters display so decided an influence that
improvement is soon perceptible,
Cleanse the Vitiated Blood when-
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the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores;
cleanse it when you find it obstructed and â
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will follow.
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âââAn excellent manual for all who may
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Church and State Gazette.
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