FOR SALE .... .. 
     
     2 KLH - 6 Speaker Systems each 
     
     containing 10” wo fer and 4” tw- 
     
     eeter. Almost new. Reasonably pri- 
     
     ed. Also 1 Pickering AM-3 V-15 
     
     Type Magnetic Cartridge. Call — 
     
     2-3060 or Drop over to 281 Kent 
     
     St. Apt. 4 For a demonstration. 
     
     After 5:00 pm. 
     
    
   
   
    
     lst. meeting of The UPEI Debating 
     
     Society Thursday Sept. 24. 1970 _ 
     
     At 4:00 pm. At Marion Room 3 
     
     (Basement) All those interested in 
     
     debating are urged to attend. 
     
    
   
   
    
     .WANTED .... .. 
     
     Babysitter for four day week-Mon. 
     
     ‘ Tues.-Wed.-F1i.- Phone 2-3284, 
     
     WANTED Monday morning at 
     
     the wharf at Georgetown, 15 harp- 
     
     sichord players (w. harps.). Also 
     
     needed: for governments jobs, 1 
     
     short order cook, 5 lutenists. Must 
     
     write civil service exam. State 
     
     all relevant background (i.e. ‘good 
     
     Conservative’ ‘Campbell Liberal’ etc) 
     
     Box1873, CADRE. 
     
    
   
   
    
     PERSONAL 
     
    
   
   
    
     JIM R. Your mother wants you 
     
     to bring home a loaf of bread. 
     
    
   
   
    
     WANTED. Two nubile bearesses 
     
     for company on trip to Ottawa. 
     
     Box 3, CADRE. All replies 
     
     confidential. 
     
    
   
   
    
     SEXCITING. Travels with Chariey, 
     
     or: A Freshman Guide to Orgies 
     
     on PEI by Sir Eustace Blowjob. 
     
     Mailed postpaid in discreet brown 
     
     paper, $2, each. Reply Box 10. 
     
     Confidential. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ClaSsified 
     
    
   
   
    
     ads 
     
    
   
   
    
     OPENING immediately for 2 wait- 
     
     resses at UPEI SU building. Mu st 
     
     have hip rubber boots and dis- 
     
     infectant. Innoculation against 
     
     worrnwood an asset. Reply Box 22. 
     
    
   
   
    
     NEEDED immediately Eight stu- 
     
     dent narcs for burgeoning local 
     
     franchise. Experience in hyprocisy 
     
     and rip-off an asset. Commission 
     
     plus salary. Apply Box 00, Cadre. 
     
    
   
   
    
     WANTED. Carriers for the Cadre. 
     
     Good commission. Will also 
     
     accept clean people with refer- 
     
     ences. Apply Box 1. 
     
    
   
   
    
     REQUIRED immediately by Phy- 
     
     sics Dept. Expert in molecular as- 
     
     trophysics to head UPEI Space 
     
     Program. Must speak convincing 
     
     cybernetic pyrotechnic merde. No 
     
     experience necessary. 
     
    
   
   
    
     WANTED. Manager for new soon- 
     
     to-open dildo factory. Nationally 
     
     known brands. Eunuchs preferred. 
     
     Box 3, CADRE. No triflers need 
     
    
   
   
    
     apply. 
     
    
   
   
    
     JOIN the free University of PEI, 
     
     the alternative that gives you the 
     
     bear facts. First on the curric- 
     
     ulum is a course of lectures on 
     
     psychoanalysis from Captain Bear- 
     
     heart. The textbook for the first 
     
    
   
   
    
     semester will be the l-page pamph-‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     let “A Beginner’s Guide to the 
     
     Human Mind” by Garrybear. Held 
     
    
   
   
    
     every layout night at the CADRE‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
     office. Yippiee! 
     
    
   
   
    
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     STUDENTS ! 
     
    
   
   
    
     we carry a full line of 
     
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