Get the experience that matters with Global Vision’s Junior Team Canada Program! Global Vision, official organizer of the Junior Team Canada Program, positions you to take advantage of all the world has to offer, by giving you a head start on career oppor- tunities in both national and international markets. We will give you the experience you need to take your place in the business world of the 21st Century - not just as a partici- pant but as a LEADER! What’s in it for you? ¢ Discover and enhance the skills and experience employers ate looking for ¢ Network with local business, government and education leaders ¢ Learn how you can apply for a spot on the Junior Team Canada Summer Program to ~ Asia! Remember that résumé? When you apply for a job, you’ll be asked about your experience. Attending a Junior Team Canada Training Centre will help your résumé go straight to the top of the pile! Pack your bags... If you are chosen for our Trade Mission, you will be spending one week in Ottawa for training and two weeks in Asia working with companies from the sector you have cho- sen to represent! If you are selected for the Junior Team Canada 2004 Summer Program you will: Represent your region in Canada on an international mission abroad Get practical, hands-on marketing and business experience Have an adventure of a life time!! Sign Up Today At: www.gvconnects.com University of Prince Edward Island March 25, 2004 For More Information Please Call1-888-829-2838 Earn $25 in 20 minutes Got 20 Minutes? Get $25 Research Study Will Pay for Interviews We would like to interview non-francophone university students who have studied core/basic French in Canadian schools. We are interested ONLY in your core/basic French experiences, not French immersion nor French in a first language setting. You do not need to be taking a French course now. We will pay $25 each for a limited number of 15-20 minute telephone interviews with individuals who meet the criteria. Please email corefrench@sympatico.ca. Business Society Campus Corner By Nick Stewart The Business Society Annual Luncheon at the Delta Hotel is slat- ed for March 12. Student tickets are available at the Business Society Office in the Kelly Building for $25. The guest speaker is Michael Lee-Chin, the CEO, CIO and Chairman of AIC Ltd., President of Berkshire-TWC Financial Group Inc., and Chairman of the National Commercial Bank of Jamaica. The society also plans to go curling on March 19. The Wave Friday, March 12 - Matt Mays & El Torpedo Saturday, March 13 - Campus Dance Party with D.J. Method Wednesday, March 17 - St. Patrick’s Day !!! - Starts @ 4PM with Elmer and Tim; Merry Mac @ 10 PM Thursday, March 18 - Girls Night Out; Open Mike with Elmer and Tim Saturday, March 20 - Campus Dance Party with D.J. Method: Win a Trip to Snow Jam in Marble Mountain, Newfoundland (Any societies or clubs wanting their news and events included in this column can submit them by emailing Cadre News Editor Nick Stewart at stewartnick55@hotmail.com.) e Nonlogical News | <0 Lap ua a RRR: By: Adam Maclsaac Hamburglar Urges President To | ‘Robble Robble Robble’ WASHINGTON, DC— Denouncing the war in Iraq which he called “Robble robble robble,” hamburger advocate and convicted felon Hamburglar addressed the Bush administration Tuesday, demanding more humane condi- tions for the action used. “Robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble,” an emotional Hamburglar told the committee. UPEI Cadre March 2, 2004 page 4 “Robble robble robble robble rob- ble. Robble robble robble robble _robble robble robble: Robble rob- ble.” Reaction to the speech was mixed. “Certainly there is room for improvement in some of our prac- tices,”said a Bush Administration spokesperson. “But I would hardly call the current situation ‘robble.”” _ Disclaimer: Anyone believing this story should get their sense of humour checked immediately.