FACT:
      It's
      illegal
      to
      have
      sex
      without
      a
      condom
      in
      Nevada.
     
     
      OPINION:
      It's
      a
      tough
      law
      to
      enforce,
      but
      I'm
      glad
      Nevada
      is
     
     
      cracking
      down
      on
      all
      those
      idiots
      who
      want
      to
      bring
      children
      into
     
     
      this
      miserable
      world.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Today,
      Japan
      leads
      the
      world
      in
      condom
      use.
      Like
      cos-
     
     
      metics,
      they're
      sold
      door
      to
      door
      by
      women.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Condoms
      are
      great
      for
      concealing
      dark
      circles
     
     
      around
      the
      eyes,
      and
      building
      foundation
      around
      your
      cheek
     
     
      bones.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      More
      Americans
      lose
      their
      virginity
      in
      June
      than
      in
      any
     
     
      other
      month.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Coincidentally
      June
      is
      Accordion
      Awareness
      Month.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      A
      man's
      penis
      not
      only
      shrinks
      during
      cold
      weather
      but
     
     
      also
      from
      nonsexual
      excitement
      like
      when
      his
      favorite
      hockey
     
     
      team
      scores
      a
      goal,
      etc.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      So
      that's
      why
      hockey
      players
      have
      such
      small
      penis-
     
     
      es.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Wyoming's
      Grand
      Tetons
      mountain
      range
      literally
      means
     
     
      "Big
      Tae
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      That
      doesn't
      explain
      how
      Dildo,
      Newfoundland
      got
      it's
     
     
      name.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      In
      the
      original
      Grimm
      fairly
      tale
      of
      ‘Sleeping
      Beauty’,
      the
     
     
      Prince
      rapes
      her
      while
      she
      sleeps
      ane
      then
      leaves
      before
      she
     
     
      wakes
      up.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      In
      Disney's
      version
      he
      just
      —
      her
      boobs
      a
      few
     
     
      times.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fact
      &
      Opinion
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      word
      'gymnasium'
      comes
      from
      the
      Greek
      word
      gym-
     
     
      nazein
      which
      means
      to
      exercise
      naked,
      which
      often
      was
      done
      in
     
     
      ancient
      Greece.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      If
      you're
      ever
      visiting
      Greece,
      don't
      use
      their
      exercise
     
     
      bikes
      without
      wiping
      them
      down
      first.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      word
      avocado
      comes
      from
      the
      Spanish
      word
      agua-
     
     
      cate
      which
      is
      derived
      from
      the
      Aztec
      word
      ahuacati
      which
     
     
      means
      testicle.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      There
      sure
      is
      nothing
      like
      getting
      your
      avocados
     
     
      stepped
      on
      by
      a
      girl
      in
      high
      heeled
      shoes.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      original
      representation
      of
      Cupid
      by
      the
      Greeks
      was
     
    
   
   
    
     
      _
      that
      of
      a
      beautiful
      young
      boy
      whose
      naked
      form
      was
      considered
     
    
   
   
    
     
      to
      be
      the
      embodiment
      of
      sexual
      love.
     
     
      OPINION:
      It
      was
      perfectly
      alright
      for
      the
      Ancient
      Greeks
      to
      make
     
     
      a
      connection
      between
      young
      boys,
      sexual
      love,
      and
      bows
      and
     
    
   
   
    
     
      arrows
      back
      then,
      but
      now
      a
      days
      you
      could
      get
      locked
      up
      for
     
    
   
   
    
     
      stuff
      like
      that.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      first
      condoms
      in
      the
      US
      were
      made
      from
      vulcanized
     
     
      rubber
      in
      the
      1870s.
      They
      were
      expensive
      and
      annoyingly
      thick
     
     
      and
      meant
      to
      be
      reused.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Rubber
      condoms
      don't
      sound
      so
      bad.
      It
      beats
      having
     
     
      to
      roll
      your
      condoms
      inside
      out
      to
      reuse
      them
      like
      Tom
      does.
     
     
      Editor
      ’s
      note:
      This
      doesnt
      refer
      to
      me.
      And
      dont
      flush
      condoms
      down
      the
      toilet
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      About
      1%
      of
      the
      adult
      female
      population
      are
      able
      to
     
     
      achieve
      orgasm
      solely
      through
      breast
      stimulation.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Wouldn't
      it
      be
      great
      if
      women
      could
      achieve
      orgasm
     
     
      just
      by
      having
      guys
      look
      at
      their
      breasts.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Women
      who
      went
      to
      college
      are
      more
      likely
      to
      enjoy
      both
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      giving
      and
      receiving
      of
      oral
      sex
      than
      high
      school
      dropouts.
     
     
      OPINION:
      That's
      too
      bad
      because
      |
      prefer
      giving
      and
      receiving
     
     
      oral
      sex
      from
      dropouts.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      September
      2
      2003:.