Summer
     
     
      (June
      1993)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      e
      share
      one
      similarity
      you
      and
      I
     
     
      t
      gives
      us
      many
      thingsin
      comm
     
     
      et
      we
      are
      two
      different
      people,
     
     
      ople
      with
      different
      backgrounds
     
     
      rought
      up
      completely
      opposite.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      But
      we
      share
      one
      painful
      loss!
     
     
      This
      loss
      gives
      us
      a
      bond,
     
     
      bringing
      us
      together.
     
     
      We
      take
      shelter
      in
      each
      other,
     
     
      eminising
      the
      times
      of
      the
      past
     
     
      ing
      to
      move
      ahead
      into
      the
      fut
     
    
   
   
    
     
      hope
      the
      time
      we
      share
      togethe
     
     
      help
      hurry
      us
      through
      the
      Sum
     
     
      and
      get
      us
      to
      the
      Fall.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Once
      Fall
      comes,
     
     
      nce
      will
      separate
      us
      from
      the
      pa
     
     
      |store
      the
      hurt
      in
      the
      back
      of
      our
     
    
   
   
    
     
      when
      the
      distance
      again
      shortens,
     
     
      and
      the
      pain
      once
      again
      returns,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      But
      until
      we
      reach
      the
      Fall,
     
     
      e
      will
      try
      to
      enjoy
      the
      Summer,
     
     
      and
      pretend,
     
     
      that
      we
      are
      happy.
     
     
      --
      Marco
      Scappa
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ZORBA’S
      Predictions
     
     
      for
      1995
     
    
   
   
    
     
      We
      have
      asked
      renowned
      psychic
      Zorba
      to
      give
      |G
     
     
      us
      some
      ofher
      predictions
      for
      the
      upcoming
      year.
     
     
      Zorba
      is
      a
      UPEI
      graduate,
      and
      holds
      degrees
     
     
      from
      several
      prestigious
      mail-order
      schools.
      Asia
     
     
      well,
      she
      has
      been
      featured
      on
      the
      1-900
      psychic
      |}>
      s
     
     
      hotline
      and
      several
      late
      night
      infomercials.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SUIUTE]
     
    
   
   
    
     
      1)
      Dr.
      Elliot
      will
      retire
      from
      the
      presidency
      and
      will
      fulfill
      a
     
     
      latent
      desire
      for
      the
      theatre
      by
      running
      away
      with
      a
      travelling
     
     
      circus.
      He
      will
      also
      make
      guest
      appearances
      on
      ‘“Tarzan’’
      as
     
     
      Wolf
      Larsen’s
      uncle.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      2)
      To
      make.ends
      meet,
      Dr.
      Epperly
      will
      follow
      her
      dream
      of
     
     
      starting
      a
      business
      selling
      ‘‘
      Anne’’
      relics.
      (See
      March
      29,
      1994
     
     
      X-Press)
      As
      a
      result
      she
      will
      be
      apprehended
      by
      customs
      for
     
     
      exporting
      Green
      Gables
      paraphernalia
      without
      a
      licence.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      3)
      The
      Marriott
      food
      services
      contract
      will
      be
      given
      over
      to
      the
     
     
      Murphy
      Group.
      The
      Wanda
      Wyatt
      Dining
      Hall
      will
      house
     
     
      Pizza
      Delight,
      the
      AVC
      cafeteria
      will
      be
      Wendy’s,
      and
      the
      Pit
     
     
      will
      become
      a
      Tim
      Horton’s.
      Meal
      Plans
      will
      be
      transferred
     
     
      into
      ‘‘buy
      one,
      get
      one
      free’’
      pizza
      coupons.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      4)
      The
      UPEI
      Student
      Union
      executive
      will
      be
      infiltrated
      by
      the
     
     
      Natural
      Law
      Party,
      and
      TM
      and
      yogic
      flying
      will
      become
     
     
      required
      courses.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      5)
      Due
      to
      government
      cutbacks,
      the
      Engineering
      Society
      will
     
     
      take
      over
      the
      contract
      to
      finish
      the
      fixed
      link.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      6)
      Student
      hackers
      will
      take
      over
      the
      business
      office
      computers
     
     
      and
      grant
      all
      students
      full
      scholarships.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      7)
      Students
      in
      the
      Pit
      will-see
      a
      vision
      of
      the
      Virgin
      Mary.
      Dr.
     
     
      Morrison
      will
      lead
      amovementto
      turn
      the
      Pit
      into
      ashrine.
      The
     
     
      new
      Tim
      Horton’s
      located
      in
      the
      Pit
      will
      celebrate
      the
      event
      by
     
     
      granting
      commemorative
      donuts.
      CFS
      will
      lead
      students
     
    
   
   
    
     
      across
      Canada
      on
      pilgrimage
      to
      the
      shrine.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      8)
      CIMN
      will
      get
      its
      FM
      licence,
      and
      promptly
      becomes
      the
     
     
      most
      listened-to
      station
      on
      the
      planet.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      9)
      The
      X-Press
      staff
      will
      win
      the
      Publishers
      Clearing
      House
     
     
      Sweepstakes,
      buys
      the
      University
      outright
      and
      in
      an
      unprec-
     
     
      edented
      move
      with
      the
      SU
      and
      CIMN,
      plan
      and
      accomplish
      a
     
     
      hostile
      take-over
      of
      the
      MacLean-Hunter
      group
      and
      become
      a
     
     
      giant
      propaganda
      machine
      for
      the
      Natural
      Law
      Party.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      10)
      Andrew
      MacPherson
      will
      use
      his
      persuasive
      powers
      of
     
     
      wit,
      charm,
      and
      devastating
      good
      looks
      to
      convince
      the
     
     
      province
      of
      Quebec
      to
      sever
      ALL
      ties
      with
      Canada
      and
      move
     
     
      their
      land
      mass
      to
      the
      South
      Pacific.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      11)
      The
      tunnels
      under
      campus
      will
      be
      opened
      and
      the
      fine
      arts
     
     
      department
      will
      be
      thrilled
      to
      discover
      prehistoric
      cave
      paint-
     
     
      ings
      of
      little
      girls
      with
      red
      braids.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      12)
      Not
      knowing
      Island
      geology,
      Hilton
      Hotels
      International
     
     
      will
      purchase
      Blanchard
      Hall,
      and
      add
      20
      more
      floors
      of
     
     
      “luxury
      suites’’.
      Within
      weeks
      the
      Island’s
      first
      skyscraper
     
     
      sinks
      into
      the
      mud.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      13)
      To
      finance
      the
      new
      Chemistry
      building,
      chem
      110
      labs
      will
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ..,.be
      used
      to.
      make
      designer
      drugs
      such
      as
      LSD
      and
      PCP.