_ ._,_., “V's RUMOUR HATH IT Rumor Hath It.......... -Shelly Pepler does ngt_write this column. —Tom C. sits in the Panther lounge and tells sick jokes. ‘ -Winter Carnival is Jan. 21—27. —classes have started. -some people will be 5 minutes or an hour behind all year, because they missed midnight New year’s Eve. —Blanchard has a new Don. ‘—Bruce H. has an important position on the C.P. force now.(hint: has to do with smoke bombs.) -Ed Hilton has a dislike for people from N.B. -Sue is convinced she is going crazy. A —C.P. chief has trouble to get his C.P.’s to work. "the Barn is still standing from the last Pig of 1979(only two walls are missing.) —the l979 yearbooks are in. 'the title for Winter Carnival Kloset Queen is up for grabs. _ —Tom’s chickens are all over the Trans Canada Highway. -Satch cheats at crib. GKN,'HERE'$ THE cuss-non: “LOUIS uuv was THE KING OF wmcu COUNTRY?" AND 1, WW wnur Tb AWAYS SEE THE SAME HANDS. / ' T H u R. 7. (. \' —Philip B. has traded in his chicken suit for a santa suit. ' -the holidays were too short. -Bernardine has a new Don. . ‘Pat Ingrham(beloved super Student Union secretary) is leaving us. —CIMN is getting better allthe time. ' —Turtle and Sue want to visit the bootlegger up west. "the Hockey Panthers play two games this weekend. —some people are still trying to find their way out of the gym from registration on Monday. \ -Patrick K. sent a hit man to shoot two men in his radio station ‘ ' -Paul R., a botany student, is an herbaceous assasSin. gt .1 ".11 u 3 I “Ifshere,agahnlienrfl” JANUARY 17 annulment COME ON DOWN to the barn for A GOOD TIME. STUDENT ID'S REQUIRED TICKETS AT THE DOOR sun MACHINE THE U'PEI‘ SUN, Thursday, January 10; 1980, page 8 ‘ :2 "$‘_ ..