Jolts for dolts By S. D. Goldstein reprinted from the Charlatan Canadian University Press - Anyone who says there is no difference between Canadian and American culture has never watched television. In JOLTS: The TV Wasteland and the Cana- dian Oasis, ex-Saturday Night columnist Morris Wolfe: argues that a profound difference be- the two cultures is reflected in television programming. Wolfe, a teacher of film history at the Ontario College of Art, wrote a column on television in Saturday Night for ten years. When Saturday Night editor Robert Fulford first asked Wolfe to write a monthly TV column, Wolfe felt hurt. “J thought of myself as a serious person,”’ he writes, ‘‘and that writing about television was beneath me. What would my friends think?” * But Wolfe soon realized re- viewing television was far more difficult than writing about books or films where the reviewer’s knowledge is specialized. “A television critic can’t func- tion that way. He or she has to be interested in, and knowledge- able about, a wide variety of sub- jects,’” Wolfe writes. At the end of his reviewing days Wolfe admits that he did not come to care about television the way he cares about books or films. However, he did gain a respect for the medium. “A day didn’t go by when I couldn’t find at least one and usually more programmes worth watching and writing about,”’ he writes. During those years, Wolfe found himself interested in ex- ploring the differences between Canada and the United States. Wolfe summarizes the ¢ differences in what he calls The First Law of Commercial Tele- vision. The more jolts per minute, the less likely a viewer will find the programme boring and change the channel. Wolfe defines a jolt as verbal, physical or emotional violence, and level of decibels. Wolfe illustrates his point by analysing an A-Team episode where he found eight scenes in which guns were fired; six scenes in which guns were shown; four fist fights; two car chases; two car crashes; four illegal acts; eight acts of violence; one scene of sirens and flashing lights; four sudden noises; seven threats; and five insults. Replacing A-Team is Miami Vice which uses rock music to ac- company tightly edited vis material having nothing to with story developmen “‘All that matters is built up in the viewer tl beat’of the music and the viewer’s nervous system,” Wolfe writes. : Wolfe compares these modern day television hits with Dragnet, an equally popular hit series in the ’50s where, in the first sixty epi- sodes, fifteen shots were fired and a total of six punches were thrown. Wolfe claims television began to speed up in 1968 with Rowan 1& Martin’s Laugh-In, a comedy show on one liners and sight gags for its humour. In the early 70s Norman Lear produced a string of sitcoms — All In The Family, Maude, The Jeffersons, and others — whose “basic building blocks’ were in- sults. ‘‘About twenty-five per hour,”’ Wolfe claims. Later, sex provided an alterna- tive story base with jiggling breasts and bottoms in shows like Charlie’s Angels and Three's Company. _ No area of television is safe. In children’s programming, there is Seasame Street where the child is exposed to an educational clip for “no longer than three minutes before the show moves on to something else. The typical game show usually features a good looking male host — Richard Dawson excluded — his sexy female assistants and audience of genial fools who all play the part of cheerleaders for the consumer society. Lights flash people applaud, expensive items and thousands of dollar: away as | int is his/her fifteen minutes of fame. Not even the conservative hard hitting realistic world of jour- nalism is safe from the jolts per minute (jpm) phenomenon. Any- one watching news briefs from Rochester over a long period of time would wonder if there is a building standing in that city that hasn’t yet been destroyed by fire. It is coming to the point “where violence becomes a_ structural rather than a story element,’’ Ken Sobol writes in a submission to the Ontario Royal Commission on Violence in the Communication Industry. “It’s there automatically, before the story, not as a result of it??? THE NETTED GEM It’s not hard to understand why the number of jolts per minute is increasing. Television companies ing audience, the more com- air time costs. And the to increase a programme’s audience is to increase _ the jolts per minute. In contrast to this ‘American Wasteland’ we have the ‘Canadian Oasis’. Our programmes are more compassionate, thoughtful and reflect a sense of realism, be they drama, Charlie Grant’s War, sit- coms, Seeing Things, or public affairs, like The Fifth Estate. In an interview last year-Bob Homme, the Friendly Giant, said . he was attracted to Canadian TV because of its interest in children’s programming that tries to expand a child’s attention span. Further to The Friendly Giant, we have Mr. Dressup and The Polka Dot Door, all programmes emphasizing games and activities children can: participate in, in comparison to American child- ren’s programmes where the child is to sit attentively and be bom- barded by images of the letter K. The one exception to American children’s programming can be \found with Mr. Roger’s Neighbour- hood, but this exception is proof for Wolfe’s conclusions. That show is funded by Public Tele- vision and thus protected from ‘the laws of commercial television. Wolfe’s book is a defence for public television, specifically a defence of the CBC. Coincidental- ly, there is no better time than now for a book like Wolfe’s to be published, as the Conservative government has appointed a com- mission -on television program- ming in Canada, and the vice- president in charge of English programming at the CBC, Denis Harvey, is asking for more money to fulfill the CBC’s mandate as Canada’s television channel. Wolfe ends JOLTS with a few recommendations for the CBC, with more money figuring pro- minantly in his list. Although we do have other ‘Canadian’ channels such as CTV, Global or City-TV in Toronto, Wolfe says these channels are commercial and therefore suscept- ible to the trends of American television. Global and City-TV survive on reruns of Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley. CTV is a more interesting case because it does try to produce its own pro- grammes. However, these are often poor imitation sof American > style programmes. “CTV’s sole contribution to Canadian drama in recent years has been The Littles Hobo, an atrocious reincarnation of a popular American TV show of the 1960s,”” Wolfe writes. If we are to maintain the level of quality in Canadian television, the only solution is to have more government funding, and not to succumb to the magic of the free market. At times, Wolfe’s arguments against American television sound extreme. He seems to forget many popular American sitcoms are based on British counterparts. All in The Family sprouted from the British hit series Until Death Do We Part, and Three’s Com- pany is based on Man About The House. Thaven’t seen the British ver- sion of All In The Family, but 1 do remember seeing Man About The House. the sexual innuendos and jiggling bodies were all there. In fact, I can remember a Three’s Company show that directly rip- ped off a Man About The House script. The Britishwere using sex as jolt maker long before American television grabbed hold of the idea. A peek at an old Benny Hill or a Two Ronnies rerun proves this. While Wolfe is correct is point- ing out that there are too many jolts on TV, he doesn’t differentiate between jolts for jolts’ sake and jolts as a product of plot. The former may be inexcuseable, but the latter can be tolerable for the sake of believability. In today’s sophisticated viewing audience, a 1950s Dragnet-type programme wouldn’t cut it, not just because it wouldn’t have enough jpms, but because it wouldn’t be considered realistic. While Wolfe’s theory predicts a high jpm show as the number one hit show, he is wrong. The most popular television show now in both Canada and the U.S. is The Cosby Show, a low jpm pro- gramme. Wolfe’s arguments _against American television have their flaws; however, his observations on Canadian television in com- parison to American television are somewhat accurate. We do seem to produce slower paced program- mes for a more thoughtful nature, at least for those programmes done by CBC. And if we are to continue producing these shows, the CBC will have to have a great deal more money. Page 9