i mee lglg ¢ e IT’S TOO FRE Toundergo an operation Z for itching « Piles when Dr. A. W. Chase’s Ointment js a surer, cheaper, easier way to cure. barbarous met belong tothe dark Cru ages of the past I satime when a gure eration was ¢ red the only “a »T Ww Ck i- van [ lian who adher< stot <pensive method, but te ev n using the knife, | . nine 1 mmend the use of Dr. Chase's ¢ an. Rie Dr'c. M. H n, writing in The American Jour. of Hea said : “We know | 7 Chase's Ointment’ me : i sof the highest stand.- ard t it will be held in higb esteen) wherever it is used, and consequently we er jorse it to every reader.” By force of merit alone Dr. Chase’s Oint- ment has won its way into this wide, wide world. until it has made the name of Dr. Chase familicr in almost every home, and won for the wener: DI rer the title of *‘ America's Great: st Physician.” Dr. Chase's Oratment has never been known to fail as a cure for piles. 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He had theories about the army and colored clay pipes per ‘tly He saidghat the young soldier is the best to w@k with, ‘‘on account ev the surpassin innccince av the as *“‘Now, listen!"’ said Mulvaney, throwing himself full leneth on the wall inthe sun. ‘i'm a_ born scutt av the barrick room! The army’s mate an dhrink to me, bekaze I'm wan av the few that can’tquit ut. I've put in siv- inteen years, an the pipeclay’s in the marrowav ine. If I cud have kept out av wan big dhrink a month, I wud have been a hon’ry lift’nint by this time—a nuisance to my beitthers, a 7 laughin shtock to my equils an a curse | to mesilf Bein fwhat I am, I'm Privit Mulvaney, wid no good conduc’ pay an a devourin thirst. Always barrin me little fri‘nd Bobs Bahadur, I know as much about the army as most men.”’ I said something here. ‘*Wolseley be shot! Betune yon an mean that butterfly net, he’s a ram- blin. incoherint sort ava divil, wid wan | oi, on the quane an the coort an the other on his blessed silf—everiastin ly playin Saysar an Alexandrier rowled into a lump. Now, Bobs isa sinsible lit- tle man. Wid Bobs an a few 3-year- olds, I'd swape any army ay the earth into a jhairum an throw ut away aftherward. Faith, I'm not jokin! "Tis the bhoys—the raw bhoys—that don’t know fwhat a bullet manes, an wudn’'t care if they did—that do the work. They’re crammed wid bull mate till they fairty ramps wid good livin, an thin. if they don’t fight, they blow exch oth- er’s hids off. “Tis the trut’ I’m tellin you. They should be kept on dalbhat an kijri in the hot weather. but there’d he a mut'ny if ‘twas done. ‘*Did you iver hear how Privit Mul- vaney tuk the town av Lungtungpen? I thought not. “Twas the lift’nint got the credit, but ut was me planned the schame. A little before I was inviladed from Burma me an four an twenty young wans undher a Lift’nint Braze- nose Was ruinin our dijeshins thryin to catch dacoits. Ansuch double ended divils I niver knew! "Tis only a dah an a Snider that makes a dacoit. Widout thim he’sa p’aceful cultivator an felony We hunted an we hunted an tuk fever an elephints now an again. but no dacoits. Evenshually we puck- arowed wan man. ‘“Trate him tinderly, sez the lift’nint. So I tuk him away into the jungle, wid the Burmese inter- prut’r an my cl'anin rod. Sez I to the man, ‘My p’aceful squireen,’ sez I, ‘you | shquot on your hunkers an dimonstrate to my fri’end here where your fri’nds are whin they're at home?’ Wid that | | introjuced him to the cl’anin rod. an he comminst to jabber, the interprut’r interruptin in betunes an me helpin the intilligince departmint wid my cl'anin rod whin the man misremim- bered **Prisintly I learned that acrost the river, about nine away, was 4 town just dhrippin wid dahs an bohs an arrows an dacoits an elephints an jin- miles stillea _— ~~ A skillea eT - mavigat oT oi ’ SS laine f UF tT “—} knows that i his chart, W compass an sextant wiil guide him with nnerring certainty across ten thou- sand miles of tempest- driven ocean straight to fm! one little speck of an Pisland on the alrinost boundless waters. With the same unfaltering as- surance a skilled and sci- entific physician seeks for some tindiscovered temedy in the wice ocean of maleria medica. He knows that when the nature of a disease is once thoroughly under- stood he has located the latitude and longitude of the remedy ; and its ultimate discovery is only a matter of time. It was in this way that Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., was guided to his world-famous ‘‘Golden Medical Discovery” for the cure of consumption. . He realized that consumption is a constt- tutional malady, deep-seated in the blood. He sought and found this marvelous consti- tutional remedy which renovates and en- riches the vital current with nutritious life- giving elements ; healing wasted tissues, restoring digestive and assimilative power, and building up healthy flesh and genuine enduring vigor. ; In all those debilitating diseases which ate caused by imperfect nutrition; this ex- “raordinary “Discovery’’ is the most per- fect alterative remedy and strength-builder known to medical science. It is not a mere temporary stimulous like various malt ‘extracts.’ Its good effects are permanent. Where costiveness is among the prevail- ing symptoms, Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pel- lets should be used in conjunction with the **Discovery.”’ “Dr. Pierce, I aim one of your most grateful tients,’ writes Mrs. Annie M. Norman, of uinunk, Wayne Co., Pa. “T have taken *Golden Medical Discovery,’ also ‘ Favorite Pre- scription’ and ‘ Pellets’ with wonderful results. I am, as many of my friends tell me, like the dead brought to life. The doctors said I had consumption and Geath was only a matter of time. at was six years ago. I conciuded to try your medicine. I continued until! I had taken nine bottles of ‘Discovery’ and several bottles of ‘Pellets.’ I well and have done a great deal of hard work since.” TEATNG OF UNGTUNGPEN | re-enforcemints. ' ld me | | can feel the bottom already | dhark, ; mered wid ' things that felt wake. DAIL Kies. “Grood, sez I “Lins ofiice will now close. ' “That night I went to the lift’nint an communicates my information | never thought much av Lift nint Braze- nose till that night. He was shtiff wid books an the-ouries an all manner av thrimmin’s no manner ay use. ‘Town, did you say?’ sez he. ‘Accordin to the the-ouries av war, we shud wait for ‘Faith,’ thinks L ‘we'd better dig our graves, thin, for the nearest throops was up to their shtocks in the marshes out Mimbu way ‘But,’ says the lift’nint, ‘since ‘tis a speshil case I'll make an excepshin We'll visit this Lungtungpen tonight ‘‘The bhoys was fairly woild wid de- loight whin I tould ‘em, an, by this an that, they wint through the jungle like buck rabbits. About midnight we come to the shtrame which | had clane forgot to minshin to my orficer. Il was on ahead, wid four bhoys, an I thought that the lift’nint might want to the- ourize. ‘Shtrip, bhoys!' sez1 ‘Sthrip to the buff an shwim in where glory vaits! ‘ButI can't shwim! sez two av thim. ‘To think | should live to hear that from a bhoy wid a board school edukashin!’ sez l ‘Take a lump av thimber, an mean Conolly here will ferry you over, you young ladies! ‘*We got am ould tree trunk an pushed cff wid the kits an the rifleson ut. The night was chokin dhark. an just as we wus fairly embarked | heard the lift’ nint behind av me callin out. ‘There's a bit av a nullah here, sorr, sez 1, ‘but | So I cud, for I was not a yard from the bank. ‘***Bitava nullah! Bit av an esh- tnary! sezthe lift nint ‘Go on, you mad Irishman! Shtrip, bhoys!’ I heard him laugh, an the bhoys begun shtrip- pin an rollin a log into the water to put their kitson So me an Conolly shtruck out through the warm wather wid onr iog, an the rest come on behind. ‘That shtrame was miles woide! Orth'ris. on the rear rank log. whispers we had got into the Thames below Sheerness by mistake ‘Kapeon shwim- min, you little blayguard, sez IL, ‘an don't go pokin your dirty jokes at the frawadi.' ‘Silince, men!’ sings out the lift'nint So we shwum on into the black dhark, wid our chests on the lozs, trustin in the saints an the Inck av the British army ‘‘Evenshually we hit ground—a bit av sand—anaman_ I put my heel on the back av him He skreeched an ran ** ‘Now we've done ut!’ sez Lift uint ‘Where the divil is Lung tungpen?’ There was about a minute an a half to wait. The bhoys Inid a hould av their rifles, an some thried to put their belts on. We was marchin wid fixed baynits, av coorse Thin we knew where Lungtunpgen was, for w« had hit the river wall av ut in the an the whole town blazed wic thim messin jingJes an Sniders like ¢ cat's back on a frosty night. They was firin all ways at wunst, but over oui hids into the shtrame Brazenose. ‘“*Have sou got your rifles? se: 3razenose ‘Got ‘em! sez Orth’ris ‘I've got that thief Mulvaney’s for al my back pay, an she'll kick my heat sick wid that blunderin long shtock av hers. ‘Goon!’ yells Brazenose. whip pin his sword out ‘Go on an take the town! An the Lord have mercy on ou: sow ls! “Thin the bhoys gave wan divastat in how! an pranced into the duark feelin for the town, an blindin an stifiin like cavalry ridin masters when the grass pricked their bare legs If ham the butt at some bamboo an the rest co an hammered contagions, while the jingles was jinglin. an feroshus yell: from inside was shplittin our ears We was too close under the wall for them to hurt us ‘“‘Evenshnally. the thing, whatever ut was. bruk. an the six and twinty av us tumbled, wan afther the other. naked as we wus borrun. into the town ay Luntungpen There was a melly ava sumpshus kind for awhoile, but whether they tuk us, all white an wet, for a new breed av divil or a new kind av da coit Idon'tknow They ran as thougl we was both. an we wint into thin baynit an t shriekin wid langhin There was torches in the sthreets. an | saw little Orth ris rubbin his showlther ivry time he loosed my long shtock Martini, an Brazenose walkin into the gang wid bis sword, like Diarmid av the Golden Collar, barrin he hadn't astitchavclothinonhim. Wediskiver ed elephints wid dacoits under their bellies, an, what wid wan thing an an other, we was busy till mornin takir possession av the town av Lungtungpen “Thin we halted an formed up, the wimmen howlin in the houses an Lif- t’nint Brazenose blushin pink in the light av the mornin sun. “Twas the most ondasint p’rade I iver tuk a hand in. Foive and twenty privits an a orficer av the line in review ordher, an not as much as wud dust a fife betune em allin the way av clothin! Eight av as had their belts an pouches on, but the rest had gone in wid a handfal av cartridges an the skin God gave him They was as rakid as Vanus. ‘“«*Number off from the right.’ sez the lift’nint. ‘Odd numbers fall out to dress; even numbers pathrol the towu till relieved by the dressin party.’ Let me tell you, pathrollin a town wid nothin on is an expayrience. I pa- throlled for tin minutes, an begad be- fore twas over I blushed. The women laughed so. I niver blushed before or since, but I blushed all over my carkiss , thin, Orth’ris didn’t pathrol _He sez HXAMINER, CHARLULPTETOWN, “fe an fi f eR & Eee €e€ . . €eeeeecee gceececcee IN A DECLINE. Mrs. W. Goodwin, Argyle Sound, N.S., says :—‘‘ After the birth of my first child I was in poor health and unable to recover my strength, I had a severe pain in my left side and lung, which almost made it-impossible for me to breathe, I had a bad cough day and night, and was troubled with night sweats, and on awakening found myself very weak. My complexion was sallow, and my appetite entirely gone. All my friends believed me in a decline. Our family physician attended me for a long time but I got no better. Then a friend advised me to try Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills. Acting on this advice I bought a supply, and continued their use for a couple of months, when my health was fully restored. I am sincere in saying that I believe Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills saved my life.” The wonderful success of this remedy has led to many attempts at imitation and substitution, but these never cured anyone. Refuse any package that does not bear the full name “Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People.” Putup in pack- ages that look like the engraving on the right, the wrapper printedinredink Sold by all dealers, but if in doubt send to the Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont , and they will be mailed post paid at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2 50. "993333333223222233233222232 LO RAMI Ot AAT TR te > nee “6 aa SEGttttetetttceee, of the comfort and security afforded to them by Dr. Wil- liams’ Pink Pills. Headaches and Backaches that come expectedly or unex- pectedly are charmed away, and the rich, red blood made by Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People shows itself in the rosy cheeks and clear, bright eyes of those who use them. These pills are not a purgative; they give strength instead of taking it away. They act directly on the blood and nerves ; invigorate the body ; regulate the functions and restore health and strength to the exhausted woman when every effort of the physician proves unavailing. Mothers anx- ious for the healthy development of their growing girls should insist upon their taking Dr, Williams’ Pink Pills. “DEWALLAAMS INK . X Re > D (compar ae 3-3 eee, $232 3332 ee pp ase Soe. <a a 9933:93339333:353333333333322232 2333333 + . 8 Se em eh Wo 4 ue EOPLE. ‘Ysaaa2303 only, ‘Po!chsimith barticks dn the- ‘urd — ava Sunday.’ rowled anyways wid langhin. ‘“‘When we was all dhressed. we counted the dead—sivinty-foive dacoits besides wounded. We tuk five elephints, a hunder an sivinty Sniders, two hun- Thin he lay down an ; | | der dahs an a lot av other burglarious | thruck. Not a man av us Was hurt, ex- cep’ maybe the lift’nint, an be from the shock to his dacincy “The headman av Lungtungpen, who | surrindered himself. asked the inter prut’r. ‘If the English fight like that wid their clo’es off, what in the wurruld do they do wid their clo’eson? Orth’'ris shows the use av 8-year-olds. began rowlin his eyes an crackin his | fingers an dancin a step dance for to im- press the headman. Heran to his house, an we spint the rest av the day carryin the lift’nint on our showlthers round the town an playin wid the Burmese babies—fat little, brown little divils. as | pretty as pictures ‘‘Whin I was inviladed for the dysen- t’ry to India, I sez to the lift’nint, ‘Sorr,’ sez I, ‘you've the makin’s in you ava great man; but. if you'll let an ould sodger spake, you’re too fond av the-ourizin. Heshuk bands wid me an sez ‘Hit high. hit low, there’s no pl'asin yon, Mulvaney You'veseen me waltzin through. Lungtungpen like a When the children are hungry, what do you give them? Food. When thirsty? Water. Now use the same good common sense, and what would you give them when they are too thin? The best fat-forming food, of course, Somehow you think of Scott’s Emulsion at once. For a quarter of a century it has been making thin children, plump; weak child- ren, strong; sick children, healthy. soc. and $z.00, all druggists. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, Toronto, snags ' smash wid their clo'es off—’tis con-ti- | av that great little man Bobs, behind a red Ifijin Widout the warpaint, an you say I’m too fond av the-ourizin! ‘Sorr,’ sez 1, for 1 loved che bhoy, ‘1 , wud waltz wid you in that condishin | through hell, an so wud the rest av the men. Thin J wint down sthrame in the flat an left him my blessin May the saints carry ut where ut shud go. for he was a fine upstandin young orficer ‘To reshume! Fwhat I’ve said just Wud 50 seasoned sodgers have taken Lungtung- pen in the dark that way? No! They'd know the risk av fever an chill, let alone the shootin. Two hunder might bavedone ut But the 3-year-olds know little an care less, an where there's no fear there’s no danger Catch them young, feed them high, an, by the honor good orficer ‘tisn’t only dacoits they'd | nental ar-r-r-mies! They tuk Lungtung- pen nakid, an they’d take St. Pethers- burg in their dhrawers! Begad, they wud that! ‘*Here’s your pipe, sorr! Shmoke her tinderly wid honey dew afther lettin the reek av the canteen plug die away But ‘tis no good. thanks to yon all the same, fillin my pouch wid your chopped bhoosa. Canteen baccy’s like the army. Ut shpoils a man’s taste for moilder things.” So saying, Mulvaney took up his but- terfly net and returned to barracks. Economizing Space. Father—Don't you know that smok- ing will stop your growth? Johuny—Sure! That's why I do it. There won't be room for me in the flat if 1 grow any more. —New York Jour: | ral | Ur. Chase Cures Catarrh after Operations Fail. "oronto, March 16th, = My boy aged fousteen, hes been a sufferer nauk Gatsech. and lately we submitted him to an operation at the Central Hospital. | Since then we bave reserted to Dr. ( hase’s Catarrh Cure, and one box = medicine has made ; t and complete cure. ae ” H. G. Forv, Foreman, “owan Ave. Fire H —_————. ¢ 6 oe BH. M.S..Cre-cent went inte commis- sion on Friday last ae the fisgebip of the North America and West Iedia stations. e ~-ere Yibard’s Liniment Lumberman’s Friend Going to Re-Decorate? 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