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     “ VIEW FROM THE TOP ; 
     
     7/1? fag/Mel’s Week/y 
     
    
   
   
    
     KEYS T0 READING SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH MATERIALS 
     
    
   
   
    
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     It has long been known that 
     
    
   
   
    
     Of great theoretical and 
     
     practical importance . . . . . .. 
     
     While it has not been pos- 
     
     sible to provide ddfinite 
     
    
   
   
    
     answers to these questions.... 
     
    
   
   
    
     Three of the samples were 
     
     chosen for detailed study.. 
     
     Typical results are 
     
    

    
     shown . . . . . .l . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 
     
     It is suggested...lt may be 
     
    
   
   
    
     that...It is believed that.... 
     
    
   
   
    
     It is generally believed 
     
     that . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Agreement with the 
     
     predicted curve is ------- -- 
     
    
   
   
    
     It is clear that much 
     
     additional work will be 
     
     required before a 
     
    

    
     complete understanding..... 
     
     Unfortunately, a quanti"- 
     
     tative resultant theory 
     
     ‘has not been formulated 
     
    

    
     to account for . . . . . . . . . . . .. 
     
     Correct within an order of 
     
     magnitude . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 
     
     It is clear . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 
     
     Although some detail has 
     
     been lost in reproduction, 
     
     it is clear from the orig- 
     
     inal that . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 
     
     Thanks are due to Joe Glotz 
     
     for assitance with the 
     
     research and to John Doe 
     
     for his valuable insight... 
     
     It is obvious . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The W-PH system was' 
     
     chosen as especially suit- 
     
     able to show the predict- 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...either. 
     
    
   
   
    
     What it really means 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...I haven't bothered to look 
     
     up the original reference, 
     
     but... 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...Interesting to me. 
     
     The experiment didfi't work 
     
     of it. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The results on the others 
     
     ...didn't make any sense. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...The best results are shown. 
     
     lthink so. 
     
     ...A couple of other guys 
     
    
   
   
    
     think so too. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ---Excellent . . . . . ..Fair 
     
    
   
   
    
     Good . . . . . . . . . . ..Poor 
     
     Satisfactory....Doubtful 
     
     Fair . . . . . . . . . . ..Imaginary 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...I don't understand it. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Nobody else understands it 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...Wrong 
     
     ...It is not clear. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The fellow in the next lab 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...had some already made up. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Glotz did the work and Doe 
     
    
   
   
    
     ...explained what it meant. 
     
     ...Ithink that is the way it 
     
    
   
   
    
     should be, but I can't 
     
     explain why. 
     
    
   
   
    
     It is impJSsible to tell 
     
    
   
   
    
     ed behaviour . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..from the original. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Presumably at longer times.... 
     
    
   
   
    
     n.”- 
     
    
   
   
    
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     One night when his 
     
     charge was pretty high, 
     
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     He picked up Milli Amp and 
     
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     his mega cycle. They rode 
     
     to the sine wave across 
     
     the Wheatstone Bridge and 
     
     through a magnetic field 
     
     by a flowing current. 
     
    

    
     He placed her at 
     
     ground potential, raised 
     
     her frequency and lowered ” 
     
     her resistance. Pulling 
     
     out his high voltage 
     
    
   
   
    
     'probe, he inserted it in 
     
    
   
   
    
     her sOcket, connecting 
     
    

    
     them in series. He began 
     
    

    
     to short circuit hen shunt. 
     
     Fully excited, Milli Amp. 
     
     started to saturate. 
     
    

    
     With his exciter.oper- 
     
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     leased some electrons. 
     
     ,They fluxed all night 
     
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     tions and sockets until his’ 
     
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     excite her transformer 59 
     
     they ended up reversing 
     
     polarity and blowing each 
     
     other's fuses. 
     
    
   
   
    
     In broomball.action 
     
     last week the engineers 
     
    
   
   
    
     dissected the biology' 
     
     team with a convincing- 
     
     7-2 victory and held a; 
     
     monopoly on the goal— 
     
     scoring in a close- 
     
     fought 1-0 win over 
     
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