2 5 Free Merchandise 4 LOOK For OufNew [Missing Letter Contest Page Educational and Interesting. Prizes Each Week LONDON LETTER ,,.._,_._;. By Glanvllle Carew (British United Press) LONDON, September 20.—Every now and again there arises a howl from hyper-patriotic Gaels or Celts, "Scotland for the Scots" o": “Wales for the Welsh," and so on. Perhaps we mere English, who rc- present quite a large proportion of the inhabitants of these isles of the hlesr. might with much more reason demand just a little share of "Eng- land for the English" when it comes to matters of government. During this present century. which, after all. ‘has only just turn- ed thirty, we have had four Scottish Prime hlinisters; Campbell-Bennet- inan, Balfour. Boiiar-Laiv, MacDon- ald. Ami who shall say which in Mr. Asquiihls time was Prime Min- istur-Air. Asquith or his very Scot- tish consort ".\II\1'§O(,' Countess of Asquith é.- Oxford? lt is true that iii the Cabinet of the present National Government, we have btitcne real dyed-in-tlie- uooi Scot~the Prime Minister-but let us cozisidez" the Ministers outside the inner holy of liolies. We have a Iilacm 11.110 ll/Uffl Amulrce», a Gli- riiuur. a Sinclair, u alacleun and the ltlairuurss oi Lothiaii. {Sud Ireland, (Northern Ireland be it said) gives us the lifai-qiicss of Londonderry. Jiidr-a provides us with Lord Read- ln: and Sir Herbert Samuel. And the English? Vl/ell, there are a few ivhosc bones were bred in England. If there is such a person in the world as a “typical English- man" then stireli‘ Mr. Stanley Baldwin is that mun. And as t0 Wales? Who can say whether sir. Lloyd George will in a months time or so be a Cabinet maker or a Cabi- net breaker? Spraking of Si‘: Herbert Samuel, who has; just been appointed Home Secretary for the duration of this; itittuitionally ephemeral Govern- ment. reminds ine that he has at the commencement of his period o.‘ of- fice a chance to do a fine thing; he can temper injustice with mercy. In this country we do not as a rule provide many instances of rank injustice. Taking it all in all, the criminal law ls wisely and merci- fully administered. If there arc in- stances of harshness they are usu- ally exemplified in sentences award- ed by lay country benches of Jus- tices of the Peace whose idcas cicrive more directly from 1831 than 1931. Seldom do slipcndiary’ magistrates err. But an exception occurred the other day. ' A poor rleril of a widotv-tvoinan. the mother oi a family of small ‘children. tr: mg to make a livinr‘ from a small newsvctidm‘: and gen- eral shop and a. tidy home for her family; harassed by bad trade, driv- en desperate by County Court sum- \,&-\\'\'\ '\'\\ ‘ ‘ v LE ' q ‘ I I ~- ooo s i, a " » "KIDNEY _,,.__ .,_Y_,_.__Y_ f... . 7 i0 lbs. besl quality blend Tea-------S2.00 2. /(i. monses and afflicted by all the mis- eries of mind suffered by an honest debtor, attempted in a moment of distraction to commit suicide. For that‘ heinous offence she was sen- tenced to three months imprison- merit. If it be the general opinion that that stipendiary should be tarred and feathered it is for him to refute it. 1n any case it is not to be won- dered at. and sir Herbert Samuel would have the approval, o! the whole country if he sbralghtwoy quashes that sentence. The other day in the case of a wealthy man on n. more serious point (incidentally, he was not sen- tenced) a magistrate remarked scn- tentiously and quoting I suppose the Latin Horace, that "the law steps with equal tread over the mansions of the rich and the cottages o: the poor.“ Does it indeed? Well, in this case of the widow it made a "false step. ' It is up to Sir Herbert. Not many people are aware that within the great encircling window- less outer walls of the Bonk of Eng- land there is a. garden; a garden which has also been a burial ground. Garden Court, although it has ex- isted since the year 1781, is not known to many Londoners by rea- son, one may imagine, of the fact that the Bank authorities are sing- ularly inhospitable to loiterers. Among the London citizens who lie beneath the turf of the Bank Garden is one Jenkines. a. giant of '7 feet. 6 inches. Hts body was inter- red there in order to protect it from the body-snatchers who in those :days. and for long after. made a ihorrid living by dis-interring corp- ! ses in order to sell them to anato- mists. Jenkins would have com- manded a high price. i The origin of the garden and ‘our- l ial ground is that part of the Bank lof England used to cover the site ‘or the Church of st. Christopher- < le-Stock which ‘until about‘150 years ago fronted on to Threadneedle Street. At the time of the Garden Riots. when the bank was in dan- ger of the mob. it was feared that the church might be used by the rioters as a point of attack on the bank, and soldiers were stationed on the roof. When the Bank was enlarged in 17B! the church was taken down and its burial ground was not built over but transformed into the Garden. And now, in 193i, because of another enlargement, Londoners are to lose the Garden they seldom 58W. It is one of the good things of the clay that at the time when we, as o people. are supposed to be facing a serious financial crisis, we should have chosen that some time to turn the Capital into s. City of Light. While the cabinet ls working heroically to balance the Budget the citizens are out in millions to stare enthralled at such a. display of fairy buildings as London has never seen before. Practically every one of London's 21,000 ‘Hobbies’ has been on duty trying to stop or to start the tide of vehicles and people which throng the streets from dark to midnight. Westminster Abbey, the Cross of St. Pauls, the Marble Arch, Somer- set House, Big Ben and his Tower, the National Gallery, the Tower Bridge, the County Council Hall, St. Martins-in-the-Fields and scores of other famous places i=0 nightly bathed in light. This festival of light is planned to I WESTEIII Elllllllllllll —SLIOII'I.‘ ACCIDENT-On h1- doy sternum c. slight accident oo- oumd on Water Street, Summer- slde, when a horse and cert backed into a cor which was perked In front of Messrs. mfleill and Sons premises. The owner of the cart had tled the reins to the wheel of the cart and the horse in trying to turn round fell down and the cart backed info the car smashing the glass of the doors and marking up the side of the car. Ilbrtunately no one was hurt. S. —INDIAN RIVER INSTITUTE— The September meeting of Indian River Institute‘ was held at the nome oi Mrs. Edgar Hickey, with twelve members and three visitorspresent. The meeting opened with "0 Cun- ada," followed by the Creed, and roll call was answered with “An amusing incident connected with my first party." Committees reported and new ones were appointed. 1t was decided to send a lester of sym- pathy to Joseph M. Glllis and fam- ily. As there was no further busi- ness, lunch was served and dancing was indulged in for a snort while. music being furnished by Charles Tuplin, Brendan Drlscoli and R S. MacLellan. A collection was then taken which amounted to $1.10 and the meeting, closed with the Nation- 'a1 Anthem. The next meeting to be held at the home of Katherine Mac- Lellan, roll. call to he answered by each one wearing an end fashioned dress. n fine of ten cents on any one dressed up to date. -LOWER FREETOWN INSTIT- UTE-The Lower Freetown Women's Institute met on Wednesday. Sept. 16th at the home of Mrs. Jerdine Stuvert. The President presided and the meeting opened by the singing oi the Ode and repeating of the Creed ln unison. Roll call was res- ponded to by ten members and two visitors were present. The minutes Jassmd or an. norum l. MAME-Thom pulled away at hlsbometnnnrnleyonmdlmllr. Donnldll. Mnhar,\tthel|ooffl your. m. Maha- lied not enjoyed good hotlth for J0me time but his death camea-loshocktomlatlvel andfriendsJiewa-sthesonofthe 1m Edward Mnblr. who came from Ireland and settled at Damley. The deceased was a. most highly re- spected resident of T‘ ‘cy and very prominent in school and oom- munlty work. He was n. staunch supporter of the Conservative pa:- ty and an ardent worker in his district. He was an up-to-date and successful ferment a good neigh- bour who will be much missed in the district. 'l‘here are left to mourn besides his widow, former- ly Miss Margaret .McPherson of Glenwood. two daughters, Mz-s- James Ramsay of Darnley and Miss Lila. R. N. of Charlottetown, and one son, Arthur, at home; also a sister, Mrs. Patrick O'l-lolloran of Campbellton, mt 4. m all of whom the Guardian extends sincere sym- pathy. S. -PRESENTATION ‘l0 MR- P. A. ARSENAULT OF BLOOM- FlELD-Mr. P. A. Arsenault of Bloomfield, who leaves today for ‘Toronto to enter St. Augustus Sem- inary to train for the priesthood, was tendered a farewell by the al- tar boys of the Roman Catholic Church at Bloomfield last week. The boys presented Mr. Arsenault with a well filled purse and an ad- dress, regretting very much his de- parture from their midst. Mn Arsenault was an ardent worker among the boys and was always ready to help with church work. It was his special duty and pleas- ure to decorate the church and al- boys, thirty in number, were under hLs direction and he lied trained them well in their sacred duties. In his first visit; to Bloomfield, Bishop O'$ulliva.n spoke very high- and signed by the President. It was moved and seconded that the Sec- retary write to the school supplies for a map of the World. No report from the School or Sick Committees during last month. Next meeting to be held at the home of Mrs. J. S. Jardine. Collection amounted to 54 cents. Halloween programme for next meeting. Ast here was no fur- ther business, the National Anthem brought the meeting to a close. Mrs. Ray Lidtitone then presented a con- test, which was much enjoyed. In- strumental music. by Miss Olive Stavert and Miss Lois Cairns. A de- llcious lunch was then served by the hostess in her usual good man- ner. tired of it. But I will hazards guess that the authorities will. Some of the gentlemen of chemis- try who provide our woman folk with bottled beauty have been tell- ing us ‘how our London women are losing, or are in danger of losing their natural charms of counten- ance. Owing, one of them says, to the adoption of usages formerly sacred to the Lords of Creation. such as cricket, tennis. and. worse still, smoking. they are "becoming plalner and plalner. their faces are growing sharper. their lips pallid, protruding and twitching, the cor- ners of the mouth sag, the\eyes ac- quire a blank stare. I am not so observant. But in any case he is not likely to make a new discovery as to results of smok- ing on those of the male persuaision. It was revealed to us yeais and years ago (when women did not smoke) by a certain Mr. Calveilt-y. of Cambridge University. "How those who use fusees all grow up by slow degrees brainless as chimpanzees, meagre as lizards; go mad, and beat their wives. plunge (after shocking lives) razors and carving lmivcs Into their gizzards." So that makes it 50-50 between go on for a month and we chant get m___..-.‘... __ us and the ladies. of the previous meeting were read, 1y of the manner in which Mr. Arsenault had looked after the work of the altar boys. At the Ibr- ty Hours Devotion on September 6th, Mr. Arsenault performed his last duties of a. special nature. His work on this occasion was highly praised. l-Ie was responsible for the boys in the procession and in ad- dition had arranged for six little girls to strew roses in the path of the procession preceding the Bless- ed Sacrament. Many commented on this beautiful feature of the ceremonies. Mr. Arsenaullfis many friends will watch with interest his progress in Toronto University. B- “DIZZY" DEAN VOTED MOST VALUABLE LEAGUE PLAYER ‘ (United Press) HOUSTON, Tex.. Sept., 19 -Je- rome (Dizzy) Dean. who graduated from local sandlots to the Saint Louis Cardinals. via the Houston Buffaloes. and was returned in dis- grace to the Buffs. has been voted the most valuable player in the Texas League for 1931. Texas sports writers conferred the honor upon Dean and on La- bor Day they gave him a check for $100 and an illuminated‘ scroll bearing sonorous words. The eccentric Houston flinger received 33 votes in a poll of the circuit. His team mate, Carey Selph. was second with 15. Ray Radcliffe, Shreveport, was third. (United Press) PARIS, Sept. 19 - The French Government has made a, contribu- tion of $40,000 to the new American Church here in the fozm oi’ tariff duties upon material imported for the construction of the new edifice in the Quai d‘Orsay. The Govern. merit is legally entitled to these du- ties, but as a gesture of friendship for an American institution it has passed‘ them all. Many of the stained glass windows, parts of the _.._~._‘;:.'....____._.._..__.. . -. _ organ and certain art objects also were allowed to enter France duty free. l tar on special occasions. The altar . THE GUARDIAN Eastern Guardian. , “emu- Al-IIVID-i-NII moi: o! furniture priced to loll. Sear: h Bears, Montague. 89134-3141- ..'BUY YOUR BTANIIILDI Woolen Underwear hem and IIVC money. Bean 6o Burl. llontlll-le. . 80104-2141. . 31115111111‘! MEETING - The August/meeting of the Launching Women's Institute we: bold ll the home of Mrs. Annie Gardiner. on the 27th ult., with m attendance of twenty members and two visitor-a. The meeting ‘ with 81118108 Institute Carol. Roll call ‘wu Inl- wered by jokes. Plano for unveiling of soldiers’ memorial and picnic were completed. The, Stok and School committee reported, and new committees were appointed for three months, viz: Sick, Mrs. Peter Mc- Cormack and Mrs. Peter Walker; School, Mrs. George P. McPherson and Mrs. Frank D. McPherson. The singing of the National Anthem brought the meeting to a close. A very delightful supper. was than served by the hostess. Mrl. John P. McDonald invltecLtl-ia members to her home for the next meeting, roll call to be answered with "Uses of APDles." ._.__<o-c>_____ runs!‘ wannmo m 1o YEARS (United Pull) wedding in 16 yeers occurred tn the Parish Church of Grove, when Miss Dorothy Bateman married A. E. Siret, a lawyer's clerk of Ilelghbon Buzzard. The church is the se- cond smalleat in miglend. and Gmveis population is 21. GIRL CIRCLES THE GLOBE SEVEN TIMES (United Pres!) LONDON, Sept" times round the world or 500.000 miles on a liner in the capacity of l ship's shop asslston‘ is the distin- ction enjoyed by Miss Winnlfrdd Gordon- After 10 years at this she secured a. routine job on 3,000 mile voyages between Liverpool and New York. ' RIVER SWEEPS STEEL CAR ‘~ AWAY (United Press) s12, LOUIS. Mo., sept, io - a steel carriage weighing 2b tons and used for transporting concrete forms. was swept four miles down the huge River des Peres under- ground sewer here durlng a cloud- burst. It was necmsary to haul the carriage back through the sub- siding stream with a tractor. HUNTER STRANGLES LION . (United Press) CASTLE DALE. Utah, Sept, l8 -—-Wlthout a. gun, Clifford Kofford a hunter. raced a problem in killing a. vicious trapped mountain lion He pondered and then got an in- spiratlon- He looped his lariat around the animal's neck and then strangled it to death. _ . TEMPLE VETS IN FORM (United Pres!) PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 19 — Veteran backs who have taken an additional weight from lut you". five of the regular lineman of 1980 available and a wealth of’ reserve materiel sizes up the Temple Uni- versity football prospects frr: the coming season. The Owl squad is fest approaching the form needed to buck a schedule such as has been laid out for them. "My dear. it was a irightfully in- teresting at that dinner lut night. I was talking to a Pole most o! the time." "Oh. John! And you promiled LONDON». Sept" l9 — The Xlrlt » 19 -- Seven _ ¢i_ II.- ll U ’ P Que Big Halifax Herald-Life insurance encourages old age, and protects the helpless. no gm: u to node: life insurance one of the in the life of the citizen. London Ad of the future. of family protection and peace of mind. memory. of independence in later yam. P’ btive today. Life Insurance, clown” flnwrllta l' i“? i» All Ediforf , Agree on this Toronto Sou-The reasons for putting on life ' more imperative in lnrd times. . . . These are the day: when no one need; to be pemiadcd that life insurance in a good investment. Th; 309d husband, elm good father, naturally drinks of life insurance a hi: firdt lino of defence against the bout-do i Need CORES of leading Canadian newspapers have stressed the vital neeeadty of Life Insuranceas a protection for loved ones and a guaranteed income for old age- Read these brief extracts from a few of the press editorials] saving, provide: for Montreal Guam-The advantaguiof a life insurance policy in race,‘ ‘neeeaitiu become Winnipeg Evening Tribune-Life insurance i: the great dispense! llqinniDnlly Smo-J-Iard time: only make life insurance the Calgary Herald-By life insurance one can lie alum! Vancouver Soar-Life insurance companies an securing the futon welfare and comfort of many thousand: of homes. you have not made adequate provision for yourself and dependants, consult a Life Insurance represent- Service .-__- going M53535 GRID CAPTAIN BORE]! Now What funny notions, thoughts (Ullllfll PHI!) “mg Boswell. Scot. l9 - Johnny 1mm- ghe ygungltgyg‘ may". Dixon. the giant athlete who cap- "Twas raining cats and dogs," tolned last year's Boston College one wok,- footbnll eleven, apparently prefers “And the of boxing to gridiron glory. Dixon. poodles." who lately embarked 0n a ring (Boston ‘Ivanacrlpti. _ career. hag rejected an offer to Of the salmon wrote a slx-ysar- ploy monoclonal football with the old- Providence Steonuollern. This almost made u: swoon- street wu full you couldn't hI-Ve more than one drink." _.-__. _. ,- _ _..___. __%_ m: rxasawr A rarrs s nay sac miter-warm. tiuTt‘ flab is terr- ible. Why did you no highly re- It in “l. fish that 1n the Spring Goes up the streams u» spoon." THURSDAY, FRIDAY and SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24m. 25th. 26th. Ask your mail courier for our four-sheet (lircular containing a selective list oi the wonderful bargains (we antiwar"; partial solution “to the problem we are all up against, “llow balance the budget!” WE SUBMIT l FEW SIMPLE HIISES: 3 tins line quality Salmon-----;---_--35¢ 1o lbs. it... (rune prayed. liet our prices on lumber, any kind ol Shingles. (lenient, etc., bolero repairing your buildings this Fell. c. n. PRATT 8:15.014. fi Peers commend it‘! waiter-Because. all g you hgdflt- token it. it "W" have been served up W the m5‘ Now there's o QWWWW’ 5°“ on ll to whether m! 195°"! 5°v°m' ment or the ltltil should have tht most power. Pint tblnl W“ m“ some of it wui b0 mm W’ m‘ hands of the votnrl- cum-r plum. that WWW‘ here dresses for dinner? Maid-Oh. w. =1" MY “M” mm. in bed are extrI-~—-A""'°" .__ __.,--@_-_-»- / or While) 38o