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     YANKEE SMARTNESS.—-It has been remarked that if 
     
     a Yankee were shipwrecked overnight on an unknown 
     
     Island, he would be going round the first thing in the 
     
     morning trying to sell maps to the inhabitants. “ l’ut 
     
     him," says Lowell, “on Juan Fernandez, and he would 
     
     make a spellingcbook first and a salt-pan afterwards.” A 
     
     long. hard warfare with necessity has made him one of 
     
     the handiest. shiftiest. thriftiest of mortals. In trading he 
     
     is the very incarnation of the keencst shrewdness. He will 
     
     be sure to do business under the most adverse circumstances 
     
     and secure a profit also. This propensity is portrayed in 
     
     the story of Sam Jones. That worthy. we are told. called 
     
     at the store of a Mr. Brown. with an egg in his hand, and 
     
     wanted to “dicker” it for a darning-needle. This done, 
     
     he asks Mr. Brown if he isn’t going to treat? “ What, on 
     
     that trade?” “ Certainly; a trade is a trade, big or 
     
     little.” “ Well, what will you have? “ A glass of wine,” 
     
     said Jones. The wine was poured out, and Jones remarked 
     
     that be preferred his wine with an egg in it. The store- 
     
     keeper handed to him the identical egg which he had just 
     
     changed for the darning-needle. On breaking it Jones 
     
     discovered that the egg had two yolks. Says he, " Look 
     
     here; you must give me another darning needle.”-——erart- 
     
     erly Review. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     HOLLown’s PiLLs.—Diarrhma and Bowel Complaints.— 
     
     These maladies are ever present, and if left unattended fre- 
     
     quently terminate fatally. It should be everywhere known 
     
     that both cholera and diarrhoea depend on the presence of 
     
     some undigested substance in the stomach or bowels, or some 
     
     deleterious matter in the blood, and that Holloway ’s Pills 
     
     can expel either with ease and expedition. They concentrate 
     
     in a surprising degree purifying, alterative, regulating and 
     
     strengthening qualities. and thus exert over every internal 
     
     organ the wholesomely, controlling influence so necessary for 
     
     subduing excessive action in the human frame. Holloway’s 
     
     medicine may be advantageously taken as a means of keep- 
     
     ing the blood pure and the body cool—the only practicable 
     
     plan of maintaining health in youth, manhood, and old 
     
     age. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     Some 35 years ago, a. young man of good 
     
     family left his home in Northern Ohio, and 
     
     settled in Meade County, Kentucky. Shortly 
     
     afterwards he made the acquaintance of a 
     
     wealthy and highly respectable young lady in 
     
     a. border town of Indiana. The result of this 
     
     acquaintance was a happy marriage and a 
     
     family of five children—all girls. Ten years 
     
     ago the man died, leaving to his widow and 
     
     heirs prOperty valued at $50,000. The 
     
     daughters all married i‘espectably, and up to 
     
     within the last year had no intimation that a 
     
     sad piece of romance was coupled with their 
     
     existance. The spell was broken last winter 
     
     by the appearance of a young man—hailing 
     
     from Northern Ohio—who claimed to be the 
     
     son of the hero of this story, by a wife he had 
     
     left in Ohio when he went South; and, as the 
     
     right of his sonship, he claimed the entire 
     
     estate of $50,000. His claims were so well 
     
     established that an equitable compromise was 
     
     made. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     bOAL. 
     
    
   
   
    
     JUST received 100 tons small COAL, and 
     
     for sale low, if applied for immediately. 
     
     A. MCNEILL, 
     
    
   
   
    
     l’eadin Room "111' . 
     
     June24,1867, “ 3 ‘1h" '03 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     THE most) RELIABLE Family-n ti 
     
     llolloway’s’ Ointment, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Its Searching and Healing Preperties are known and recog- 
     
     nized throughout the World. 
     
    
   
   
    
     The number of years this invaluable Ointment has stood the test of 
     
     public opinion (and the longer known the better appreciated) is a 
     
     testimony of itself more convincing than anything that could be written 
     
     in praise ofits truly wonderful healing properties. In the cure ofbad 
     
     legs, bad breasts, sores, wounds, and ulcers, its effect is marvellous. 
     
     For ring-worm, Scald head, serofula, and disenscs of the skin generally, 
     
     there is no remedy to be compared to it. When assiduously rubbed 
     
     upon the skin (previously well bathed in warm water) this Ointment 
     
     is quickly absorbed into the system, and cleanses, in its passage, every 
     
     part to which it is applied. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Glandular Swellings, Mumps, Bronchitis, Quinsey, Sore 
     
     Threats and Diptheria. 
     
    
   
   
    
     In any of the above diseases, immediate and permanent relief is 
     
     obtained by effectually rubbing this detergent Ointment, twice a day, 
     
     upon the neck, chest and back. It acts upon the very mainsprings 
     
     oflife; for through the glands pass all new matter required for the 
     
     the body’s reparation and all old particles detrimental to its preserva- 
     
     tion. The Ointment, used conj-rintly with lIolloway's Pills, will act 
     
     so searchingly and certainly as [0 effect cures in the most hopeless cases. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Rheumatism, Lumbago, Centracted and Stiff Joints. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Many thousands of martyrs from the above complaints have found 
     
     life almost unsupportable; yet it‘ llolloway’s Ointment be briskly and 
     
     perseveringly rubbed upon the parts infected, case may be safely 
     
     guaranteed, especially if the pores of the skin be previously opened 
     
     by fomentations with Warm water. The gross humors require expul. 
     
     sion from the system: it is therefore necessary to have recourse to 
     
     Holloway’s admirable Pills, which by purifying and strengthening the 
     
     system, greatly asaist the operation of the Ointment and facilitate and 
     
     confirm the cure. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bad Legs, Bad Breasts, and Ulccrations of all kinds. 
     
    
   
   
    
     There is no medicinal preparation in the world which may be so 
     
     thoroughly relied upon, in the treatment of the above ailments, as 
     
     Holloway’s Ointment. Nothing can be SO simple or safe as the manner 
     
     in which it is applied, or its action on the body, both locally and con- 
     
     stitutionally. The Ointment, rubbed around the part affected, enters 
     
     the pores just as salt enters meat. It quickly penetrates to the source 
     
     of the evil and drives it from the system. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Erysipelas and Scrofulous Sores. 
     
    
   
   
    
     In all irritations of the skin, sores, ulcers, burns or scrofulous on- 
     
     largements of any kind, Holloway’s Ointment presents a. ready and 
     
     easy means of ours. It manifests a peculiar power in restraining in- 
     
     flammation, removing stagnation, cooling the heated blood, and check- 
     
     ing all acrimonious and unhealthy discharge. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Diseases attendant on Childhood. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Diseases incident to early life fall more under the management of 
     
     the mother than the medical man. Holloway’s Ointment should there- 
     
     fore be regarded by her as a “ Household Treasure,” as it never fails 
     
     in bringing out the rash in measles and scarlatina; and for the remo- 
     
     val of all skin diseases its effect is miraculous. In cases of whooping 
     
     cough and croup, this invitluahle Ointment should be rubbed twice a 
     
     day upon the throat and chest, and the youngest invalid Will derive there- 
     
     from the most soothing relief. Two or three of llolloway’s famous Pills 
     
    
   
   
    
     reduced to apowder, will augment the curative powers‘of the Unguent. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Bot/t the Ointment and Pills slzould be used in the 
     
     following cases .- 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bad Legs Chilblains 'Gout Sore Threats 
     
     Bad Breasts Chapped llands 'Glandular Swell. Skin Diseases 
     
     Burns Corns (soft) ’ ings Scurvy 
     
     Bunions Cancers .Lumbago Sore Beads 
     
     BiteofMoschetoes Contracted dc Stiff Piles Tumours 
     
    

    
     and Sand Flies Joints [Rheumatism Ulcers 
     
     Coco bay Elephantiasis lSeald Heads Wounds 
     
     Chiego-foct Fistulas [Sara Nipples Yaws 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Sold at the Establishment of Professor HOLLOWAY, 244, Strand, 
     
     (near Temple Bar), London; also by all respectable Druggists and 
     
     Dealersin Medicines throughout the civilized world, at the following 
     
     prices:——ls lfid, 2s 9d, 43 6d, 11s 22s, and 333, each Pot. ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     ’3 There is a considerable saving by taking the larger size. 
     
     N. B. Directions for the guidance of patients in every disorder are 
     
     aimed to each Pot. [March 22, 1867,