The
      Adventures
      of
      Boxlor.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Rise
      and
      shine,
      Boxlor.
      Time
      to
      rouse
     
    
   
   
    
     
      yourself
      for
      another
      day
      of
      good
      times
      and
     
     
      fast
      living
      on
      the
      mean
      streets
      of
      funky
     
     
      town,
      Prince
      Edward
      Island.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Nothing
      like
      Eddie's
      Lunch
      for
      some
      crazy
     
     
      stupid
      charred
      cow
      carcass
      action.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Gee
      Boxlor,
      you
      don't
      look
      so
      good..
      That's
     
     
      because
      you've
      been
      DOUBLE
      CROSSED!!!
     
     
      That's
      right,
      those
      burgers
      of
      yours
      were
     
     
      spiked
      with
      ARSENIC.
      By
      none
      other
      than
     
     
      the
      NEW
      YORK
      KNICKERBOCKERS!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
      Mike
      Lecky
      and
      xjeffx
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      As
      Boxlor
      prepares
      to
      chow
      down
      on
      some
     
     
      "madd
      AB's"
      it
      dawns
      on
      him
      that
      he
     
     
      might
      require
      some
      more
      substantial
      sus-
     
     
      tenance
      to
      fuel
      him
      in
      his
      magnificent
     
     
      escapades.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Yes,
      in
      but
      a
      few
      short
      moments
      the
     
     
      arsenic
      will
      have
      spread
      throughout
     
     
      your
      blood
      stream,
      shutting
      down
      your
     
     
      vital
      organs,
      killing
      you
      in
      a
      painful,
     
     
      leisurely
      fashion.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Despite
      his
      irritation
      with
      the
      deplorable
     
     
      absence
      of
      a
      1-pound
      burger
      option,
     
     
      Boxlor
      settles
      on
      two
      lesser
      half-pound
     
     
      Master
      Burgers.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      But
      where
      might
      one
      procure
      such
      hearty
     
     
      fare?
      Think
      Boxlor,
      think...
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Success!
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dirty
      c**t
      knicks.
      You
      think
      you
      can
      f**k
     
     
      Boxlor
      in
      the
      a**?
      Nobody,
      but
      NOBODY
     
     
      f**ks
      Boxlor
      in
      the
      a**.