The UPEI SUN, mursdjy, Decarber 3, 1981, 9354 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ANNO INCINQ 
     
     «THE GREAT UPEI 
     
     S!-_L_\!.E.B_E!.$_H ,CAPER” 
     
    
   
   
    
     lbcently, reports of killer Silverfish have come 
     
     to the attention of the U.P.E.I. Student Union.. 
     
     Hence forth and forth with, the Student Union ’ 
     
     announces the "U.P.E.I. KILLER SEVERFISH HUNT ". 
     
     The U.P.E.I. student who finds, kills, and 
     
     delivers the most Silverfish to the..Student Union 
     
     Business Manager,J.T. (Mickey) Place, (who will 
     
     keep an aécurate count) will receive 40 .oz. of 
     
     their favorite beverage plus a free pass to the 
     
     Winter Carnival in January / "8] . 
     
    

    
     Enter now , Enter often. The deadline is 
     
     Wednesday, December 9/8] . But, be careful , those 
     
     suckers havevbeen known to kill (as well as 
     
     eat  scribblers) l1: 1: I 1 
     
    

    
     AUTHORIZED BY 
     
     ' TERRY PALMER 
     
     U.P.E.I.S.U. PRES. I 
     
     HINT: Silverfish have  known to frequent the 
     
     library, if you don't believe me, just ask 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ' Merritt Crocrett ll! 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     PoliCy Post-Mortem 
     
     Rumor Hath It... 
     
    
   
   
    
     That the Faculty Association ' 
     
     have declared themselves Irrelevant 
     
    
   
   
    
     ———-'I'hat coming soon to the WestIsle Ciinemas ' 
     
     ("Attack of the Killer SilverFish." g 
     
    
   
   
    
     am That one policy group has cooked its 
     
     goose and It may be stuffed with Wild Rice. 
     
     ———-That A Drycleaner in Alberton recently declared 
     
     mmptcy and its NOT Chinese 
     
     —-—-——'I‘hat Golf —A—Tron has no balls. . . 
     
     -'—---That Newf—gets fuelled up without a 
     
     converter. . ~ 
     
     ———-That Gerard Murphy's arm isn't long enough. 
     
     ———-that Doug Or’ford finally gets to “satisfy his 
     
     ' foot fetish (on the little fellas). 
     
    
   
   
    
     ——-—that Blake C. isn't fussy about the beds he 
     
     sleeps on-or the floors. 
     
    
   
   
    
     —-—-that a good name for a company into hand— 
     
     knit sweaters would be wits—from-the-Isle. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ——--that dave is a lettuce-head. 
     
     ----Richard's rudder steers the boat 
     
    
   
   
    
     Deb,Kate and Les keep it afloat. 
     
    
   
   
    
     —-Whether 'tis nobler in the " mind to suffer 
     
     the slings and arrows of outrageous charcoal 
     
     or to take arms against and try salting, 
     
    
   
   
    
     and fish. 
     
     ———-Cafe Europa makes you puke in a foreign 
     
    

    
     lax-Iguage. _  
     
     -—-— that policy makes a strong case for a major 
     
    

    
     in drinking. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ——-— that sophomore and junior business students 
     
     switch their majors now 1!! ‘ 
     
    
   
   
    
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     (withheld from publication. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     —-—— that new students take engineering because 
     
     they can't handle policy. - 
     
    
   
   
    
     --—- there's going to be a big policy party at 
     
     the Breakwater lounge (Hidden Harbour) on 
     
     'Wednesday, December 9th. Free entertairment 
     
     ‘ free food, cheap women. Come :round 4:00, " 
     
     even arties. ‘ . 
     
    
   
   
    
     —-- Andy C. is offering a'course next semester 
     
     on how to do assignments, thoseinterested 
     
     apply at the registrars office under course 
     
     title Photocopy IOI. 
     
    
   
   
    
     -- that Marine 'BiolOgy sucks. . . even 
     
     worse‘ than policy!!! 7 ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     -— that the Bio boys beat the Varsity 
     
     gals at their cwn game. - 
     
    
   
   
    
     -'—- that McInnis and Bradley whimps, 
     
     but hell, everbody kncms' that! l i7 ' 
     
    

    
     -- that Nancy M. , the token fermle, 
     
     draws a mean logo. 
     
    
   
   
    
     -- that B.B. thinks he's NO. I because 
     
     he done good in Ab's final. ‘ 
     
    

    
     -- that the s.u. has it's annual Xmas 
     
     bash this sat. 
     
    

    
     -- that even though the Pres. is in 
     
     '10, he still knows what's  on! 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ant 5m! 
     
    
   
   
    
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