January
      28,
      1997
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
      Finley
      Martin
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Five
      Year
      Plan
      improved
      their
      record
      to
      6
      and
      2
     
     
      last
      week
      in
      a
      win
      by
      default
      against
      D.
      Habbi.
     
     
      According
      to
      a
      one
      source,
      all
      members
      of
      the
      team
      have
     
     
      been
      institutionalized
      for
      at
      least
      the
      remainder
      of
      the
     
     
      intramural
      season.
      The
      D.
      Habbi
      team
      had
      been
      suffering
     
     
      from
      severe
      anxiety
      attacks
      caused
      by
      the
      fear
      of
      playing
     
     
      the
      FYP.
      Team
      D.
      Habbi
      was
      then
      placed
      in
      a
      “health
     
     
      care”
      facility
      temporarily
      for
      observation.
      Unconfirmed
     
     
      rumours
      state
      that
      two
      members
      of
      the
      FYP
      and
      an
     
     
      unidentified
      driver
      drove
      up
      to
      the
      facility
      and
      were
     
     
      taunting
      the
      D.
      Habbi
      team
      outside
      their
      windows
      late
      at
     
     
      night.
      Authorities
      at
      the
      facility
      believe
      that
      these
      reports
     
     
      are
      just
      halucinations
      caused
      by
      the
      stress
      and
      are
      not
     
     
      investigating
      the
      matter
      furthur.
     
    

    
     
      Off
      the
      basketball
      court,
      the
      Five
      Year
      Plan
      has
     
     
      been
      busy.
      The
      team
      has
      just
      recently
      entered
      the
     
     
      recording
      studio
      to
      record
      a
      full
      length
      album.
     
     
      Tentatively
      titled
      “Who’s
      Your
      Daddy
      Blues”,
      the
      album
     
     
      features
      guest
      appearances
      by
      up
      and
      coming
      rockers
      The
     
     
      J.F.
      Band
      and
      contraversial
      solo
      artist
      Johnny
      Heroin.
     
     
      Proceeds
      from
      the
      album
      are
      going
      to
      be
      donated
      to
     
     
      various
      charities
      including
      the
      Association
      For
      People
     
     
      With
      Nothing
      Better
      To
      Do.
      A
      cross
      Canada
      tour
      is
     
     
      expected
      to
      occur
      in
      conjunction
      with
      the
      release
      of
      the
     
     
      album
      sometime
      in
      September
      of
      ‘97.
     
    

    
     
      In
      conjunction
      with
      the
      Star
      Wars
      supplement
     
     
      this
      week,
      the
      FYP
      would
      like
      to
      recount
      some
      of
      their
     
     
      most
      cherished
      memories
      of
      Star
      Wars:
     
    

    
     
      Dale
      Tingley
      remembers
      dressing
      up
      as
      Darth
     
     
      Vader
      for
      Halloween
      and
      beating
      some
      kid
      up
      for
      his
     
     
      candy.
     
    

    
     
      Acting
      team
      spokesman
      Dave
      Christian,
      who
      is
     
     
      suffering
      a
      severe
      case
      of
      Playus
      Too
      Much
      Stratus
      was
     
     
      unable
      to
      comment
      this
      week.
      However,
      in
      his
      weakened
     
     
      state,
      he
      did
      manage
      to
      mime
      several
      scenes
      from
      Return
     
     
      of
      the
      Jedi.
     
    

    
     
      As
      a
      small
      child,
      Geoff
      Smith
      remembers
     
     
      dressing
      up
      as
      Luke
      Skywalker
      for
      Halloween.
      The
     
     
      evening
      was
      very
      memorable
      until
      a
      kid
      dressed
      up
      as
     
     
      Darth
      Vader
      beat
      him
      up
      and
      stole
      his
      candy.
     
    

    
     
      Dico
      Reyers
      never
      liked
      Star
      Wars...but
      he’s
     
     
      going
      straight
      to
      hell
      anyway.
     
    

    
     
      A
      little
      known
      fact
      is
      that
      Rick
      Millard
      actually
     
     
      auditioned
      for
      the
      role
      of
      Chewbacca.
     
    

    
     
      Krishna
      Singh,
      who
      was
      much
      chunkier
      as
      a
     
     
      child,
      was
      teased
      and
      called
      Jabba
      the
      Hut.
      The
     
     
      memories
      are
      painful
      for
      him
      but
      the
      therapy
      seems
      to
      be
     
     
      working.
     
    

    
     
      For
      more
      info
      on
      the
      FYP
      check
      out
      their
      website
     
     
      at
      http://www.peionline.com/fyp
      or
      e-mail
      them
      at
     
     
      fanmail@peionline.com.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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