"After
      being
      lured
      upstairs
      to
      The
      Cadre
      office,
      two
     
     
      beer
      wenches
      proceed
      to
      faint.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Actually,
      it
      doesn't
      really
      mean
      "socia-
     
     
      ble."
      People
      were
      just
      so
      drunk
      that
     
     
      "slon-shava"
      started
      to
      sound
      like
     
     
      "sociable,"
      and
      the
      word
      changed.
      So
     
     
      we
      lead
      people
      to
      screaming
      "slon-
     
     
      shava"
      which
      had
      a
      number
      of
      varia-
     
     
      tions:
      slow-shovel,
      sun-sheeba,
      sloan-
     
     
      ciable,
      and
      so
      forth.
     
    

    
     
      So
      the
      night
      wore
      on...
      and
      we
     
     
      had
      a
      pretty
      good
      time.
      There
      were
      a
     
     
      lot
      of
      disappointed
      faces
      on
      account
      of
     
     
      the
      no-cleavage,
      but
      I
      did
      my
      best
      with
     
     
      leaning
      forward
      and
      flaunting,
      batting
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      my
      eyelashes
      and
      smiling
      suggestively.
     
     
      I
      was
      disappointed
      myself
      somewhat
     
     
      at
      the
      men
      for
      not
      fondling
      me
      or
      pat-
     
     
      ting
      my
      bum
      once.
      Was
      I
      not
      cute,
      fel-
     
     
      las?
      Maybe
      these
      are
      more
      politically
     
     
      correct
      times
      and
      fear
      of
      being
      labelled
     
     
      a
      rapist
      and
      a
      pervert
      are
      fears
      more
     
     
      common
      among
      our
      men.
      Maybe
      men
     
     
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      becoming
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      like
      and
     
     
      less
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      Maybe
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      wasn't
      drunk
     
     
      enough.
      I'm
      not
      sure.
      But
      you
      can't
      tell
     
     
      me
      that
      I
      wasn't
      damn
      cute
      in
      that
     
     
      dress.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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