* ey ’) Way j R r ‘ gj ~ / Wh N <i/ | Ly ~ — Soot Rn commie’ | . babyship | ! ) _ wor tfully freshened up, | 1} lit t bod ill i : ' i e tat ¥Y wil ee iniiness Baby’s Own Soap. This soap is made entirely with a faint but ex- » fragrance, andis un vegetable fats, h quisit« Surpass- ed as a nursery and toilet soap. Beware of imi‘ ations. || ALBERT TOILET SOAP CO., Mfrs. |r " MONTREAL. e (ane DELAYED == IN. SHIPMENT SUT HARE NOW Our large stock of — Wy ij But { Diden’t Day emed to Do Maw Would of Lasted and what Bewtifull gurl have ind tue next of Good if it only id paw avout it, bie Was macder than a Let a purson ; seat and the man standin Behind sets Down Before she _ looks around. Maw thot it was the iceman or Sa- Bo, and Sadie got mad when maw spoke to Her about it and Sed she wasen’t agoin to Live at no place whare peeple Didn’t no How to Be- have when thay was Talkin to ladies. jut maw die’s and promised to make us ware our Stockens and undershurts Longer, so Sadie sed she would Give us anuth- aw sed if he thot it was the iceman He would make that gent Think : e was Biit under him, But thay coulden’t ketGb him at it. So maw got anuthber case and told Dockter about it, and the Dockter “That's all rite. I no How to Stop 2 So he give maw Some little’ white powder to putt in a Bottel what was on the ice. maw says, “I Don’t nobuddy and Git in “My grashus,” Want to poison trubble.”’ “It won't kill them,” the Dockter toli her. “They'll git Over it in a Fu | ours, But after that | don’t think you'll HAS ARRIVED Rare Works of Art. Prices that vwriil sell them. Ready for your inspection. HASZARD & MOORE SUNNYSIDE. AtMidnieht Your prescription cen be filled at Macdonald's Drug Store Corner Kent and Great George Streets. Residence in connection with store. VELEPBONE. ' Tenders for Church EALED TENDERS will be received by the undersigned, until February 8th, 190v, for the construction of & new Roman Catholic Church, at Souris, P. E. Island, designed by Mr. W. C Harris, Architect, to be built of stone or brick, ebout oae hundred and eighty feet over all in length, and to seat about nine hundred and fifty people. The plans and specifi: cations can be seen at Souris, from Jan- uaty 8:h, to the L5th, 1900, and can be seen atthe Bishop’s Palace, in Charlotte tewn, from the 15th Jesuary to the 8th of February, 1900. Kech tender must be accompanied by a certified cheque for 100 00, whch will be returned if tender ig not accepted, and which will be forfeit edif tenderer fails to andertake the con tract after his tender has been accepted. The lowest or any terder not necessarily accepted. Teniera to be sent to the nnodersigned and wm rked “Tenders for Souris Church.” D. F. MACDONALD, P.P., . Jan. 4, 190). Souris, P. E. I. rs ‘ SUNNYSIDE DENTSTR Y TRIG ae Office in New Prowse Block first door to the right up tairs. Telephone connection. DR AYEPS ea | need to By so much beer.” Maw took it and put it in the Bottel and thay was Cumpny come and She forgot all about it till purty Late that bite. Then all of a sudden paw Looked Skared and says: “l wunder how it feels when peeple Git the pendy Seetus?’ “I Don’t Know,” maw says, “I never Aad it Yit.” “My Hevvuns,” paw Hollered, “I feei Like | Had Swallered a Dum Dum Lullet and it was beginnen to Dum,” Maw run out to the ice Box and Looked in, and then She Come Back and paw Looked Like if He was prack- tasun to Be the Indy rubber man on the stage, SO maw says: “Why, paw. ain’t you ashamed to act that way Before yoor children? I al- ways like to see peepul Gro old grais- ful.” Paw unwound himself long enuff to look at maw purty sad, then he Dub- bled up agin and Groned and ast maw why she Diden’t Send fer the Dockter. “Oh, I Don’t Bleeve thay are enny- thing the matter with you,” maw says. “What's the yoost purtendin that way? I see thay are anuther Bottel of Beer gone, But I Bet the one that Drunk it'll Be sorry purty soon. The Dockter give me sumethink to put in it.” Ga m.: ‘TTR ’ ao < The man may be able to whip the lion single-handed, ; but he is not taking : chances, and is not ‘a. going to disdain the assistance of help- ers with hot irons. The same is true of See a wise man who is ‘a having a tussle with ill-health. 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Let’s spend the evening just talking to each other. Question of Love. “TI wonder,” he said, “if I ought to be angry?’ “What's happened?’ asked his friend. “Why, I went to her father and said that, because of my deep love for his daughter, I wanted to marry her.” “Well ?”’ “Well, he said that, because of his deep love for his daughter, he wouldn’t permit it. Now, do you think that I ought to be mad or just disappointed ?’ —Chicago Post. Disposed to Be Bitter. “If there is anything I despise,” said one diplomat, “it is a practical joke.” “I feel the same way about it,” an- swered the other, as he laid down his newspaper, “and I know what I’m talking about. I was a delegate to the peace conference at The Hague.”— Washington Star. When to Fly High. First English Sparrow—The legisla- tures are offering rewards for our heads. Aren’t you scared? Second English Sparrow — No; I shan't worry until they call us game and pass laws to protect us.— New York Weekly. As to Mibbs. “Curious about Mibbs, wasn't it? He let everybody run over him for ten years and then spunked up and whip- ped every fellow that even looked at bin.” “Weil, it’s a long worm that has no turning.”—Chicago Tribune. Always the Other Boy. “It seems to me that Willie gets into an awful lot of fights. 1 wonder who is to blame for it all?” “The other boy, always the other boy.” replied Willie’s mother, with eouviction. “Willie says so himself.”— Chicago Post. How Things Work. “New shoes make old ones last bet- ter.” “What do you mean?” “When you know you have a new pair in your closet, you feel like wear- ing the old ones awhile longer.”—Chi- cago Record. Ballade of Ye Grasping Mat. barrel to select frora,’’ quoth the grasping rat, ‘“‘And Vl! take the biggest apple in it, that’s flat!" Hie sunk his little teeth in the fattest one and then Expeditiously departed toward his cozy den. “Tlere’s a too— But when he reached the entrance he found it quite too small. The apple he had brought there would not go in at all. So he left it by the hole, went in himself instead, And a hungry rat that night went supperless to bed. There are other grasping rats—you meet them on the street— You may see them walk erect upon their two hind feet. lhe world is full, beloved, of animals today Who have grabbed off more than they can safely put away. ~Chicago Tribune itisfaction of locking at it iol aily. But finally he was compelled te cash it in order to satisfy the grocery- man, who had no literary leanings. But he got even at last. He sent off ten poems to different publications, marking them $5 each. And he sold the ten at that price. “It’s a come down,” he said, “a fall. ing with a dull thud, but ten times five is 50. I’m still in the $50 ciass!”— Atlanta Constitution. —_ © asia TO IT’S TO08 To undergo én operation for itching . RISKY tment Piles when Dr. A. W. Chase’s Oir is a surer, cheaper, easier way to cure. 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