Wit and Wisdom. old of a minister who his flock wep! The story is said, when 01 the finance! rt in connection a Christian enterprise, . My dear never mind the tears; this thing ca be run by water.” e ol over al defi with friend nnot Altor supp slicating a blessing on the farm conclude a . family fo id, Was wont should be comin’ forgettin’; but an’ a’ the glory id o Amen, He that will not permit his wealth to do any good to others while he is alive from doing any good to himself when be is dead ; and by egotism that is suicidal, aod a doable edyec, cuts himself off from the truest pleasures hap- piless bereafter.—¢ ‘alton to Thee, but we're dinnoa Thou forget us! shall be thine, an’ the amen.” ave rs. gu pres euts it has ° } and the nig rest The obiging visitor, to show that he is really fond of children, and that the dear Ltile one is not annoying him in the least,treats the kid to a ride upon his knee. “Trot, trot, trot! He ow do you like that, my boy? Is that nice? “Ves, sir,’ replies the child, “but not so pice as on the real d okey, the one with the four legs ! A lady ordered her servant one morn- ing to prepare eggs r her master’s breakfast. Neily—* ow lang ae she Ly e-?" lo! boil them? ly—*Three minut N.—“*Ay, an’ wholl she ken sibel the mioutes? ’ L —"*You will see by the house clock. N.—* Weel, no, mem. that'll no de; did shell not knew that oor knock’s twenty minutes afore the toon” Old gentleman in a bee~ garden pear the railroad waiting for his wite to arrive on the next train, complaining to himself—*Here I have already drunk six glasses of Pilsenerjand (look- ing at his watch) the train will not here for an hourto come. This will compel me todrivk six more glasses. It’s terrib le. What an expensive wife i have got!” Pat had been engaged to kill a turtle for a neighbor, and proceeded immed- iately to cut off its head. Pat’s atien- tion was called to the fact that the te ‘ { por HU por. , be turtle still crawled about, though it had been decapitated, and he explained: “Shure the baste is intirely dead, only he i3 not yet conscivus of it.” The world would be much better off, and happier, if peopie took more time tothink. There would be fewer law- suitsand fewer quarrels if men and women cultivated the habits of reflect- ipg and of taking time to reflect. Think before you act, and you will SIdom have cxuse for remorse after acting. Lawyer—“You say you made an examination of the premises. What did you find?” Witoess—*Oh noth- ing of consequence ; a beggarly account of empty boxes, as Shakespeare BUYS. Lawyer——* Never mind what Shakes- peare says. THe will be summoned,and can testify forhimself,if she knows anything about the case.” Special’ Noticee. A Lot of warm Underélothing selling cheap at Joun McPure & Co's, ot 1 DL. A. Broce is opening new goods to-day. See them. {sep 29, 4in Just opened at John McPhee & Co's. three cases of American Hats, latest styles. Prices low. oct | Puy your Boots and Shoes at the Dominion Boot store. “New stock and low prices.—.J. B. MacDonaLp sep 29 d&w 3i Jusr recieved at John McPhie & Co's. Men's Fur Caps, Wolf Robes, Opposum Trim- mings, (apes, Muff:, etc. oct l At the Exhibition re ently held in Toronto open to the werld, the Wheeler Reflectors, wivertised in this paper some time ago, were awarded a first prize ia their class. Agent here Henry Coombs. [sep29 3i For Variety and Style in Boots for ladies and geutlemen, try J. Be MacDonatp’? Boot Store. sep 29 d&w 3i TI, E. Prowse is now openivg his Fall Goods. sep 20 Deraxcement of the liver, with constisa tion, injure the complexion, induce pimples, sallow skin, ete. Remove the cause by using Carter’s Little Liver Pills. One a dose. foct! 2w eod wkly As immense steck of Mens’ and Boys’ Clothing at J. B. MacDonaLn’s sep 29 d&w 3i Jou~s McPure & Co. are opening English Goods to dav, {sep'9 dy wly 2,000 Grain Bags rn ee J.B, Mac- DONALD s. sep 29 d&w 3i THe best place to buy Underclothing is at J, B. MacDonap’s. sep 29 d&aw 3i A SPLENDIM lot of Crockery ja*t opened at the Family Grocery, will be sold at lowest prices. [rep2! if Evy a pair of home-made boots at the Boot and shoe Factory. [sept 6 WE are making a lot of real good French Calf Custom Boots. Come and get fitted.— Dorsey, Gorr & Co. Home mad» Boots take the leod, Call fora pair at the Boot and Shoe Factory. [sep 6 tf Ir will pay youto buy your Dry Goods, Clothing, Millinery, etc., from Jchn MeP hee & Co. |sepi9 dy wly A SPLENDID lot of China, Glass, ard Earth- enware, two be sold cheap at CotwIus. ang 8 tf Goup and silver plating of every description done at brown's. Shopon corner of Prince and Grafton Streets, {jy 3 2m, wky ly you want to be suited with a Tea Set, s Dinner Set, or a Toilet set, go to CoLWILL's. aug 5 tf IF you want satis! = to the Charlotte- m go town Boot and Shos story. Boy 3 and Youths’ eu g, alarge stock, selling low, [sepi3 321 wky L. E Prowse received to-day 4 cases of Chriatys’ Loudon Hats, including Silk, Soft Felt, Mard Feit, ali the leading styles. [au 28 Dirwer Sers, Tea Sets, Chamber Sets, in Great varieties and cheap, at CoLwILis. oug & vio Renfrewshire | thus- “We Tew Dp A ad New Hare,—A very large ee - | Pnglish Hats received tc day at Prowse’s “al = Be sure avd ask your storekeeper for a pair | of Boots made at the Boot and Shoe Fact ry [sey » 7 tf | ENGuLisu Mavt Vinrcar aud Pickling Spice at Be+- R& Gorrs, {sel2. tf. Wiurttre Oars Oa: wear, fresh ground to day, fat the Family Grocery, RK. K. Brace. _ [se 1 WONDERFUL value in Men’s Warm Under- | clothing at L. E. Prowse’s. sep 20 Krer your feet dry by getting a pair of Boots from the Boot and Shoe Factory. 1} an | | | | [sep 7 tf quantity of Crockery just sold cheap at CoLwIL’s. ANOTHER large received and will b« aug 5 ti L. E. Prowsez is marking his Fall Goods very low. sep 20 How to save twenty-tive dollars.-—Carry your old sewing machine to Brown’s and have 1t made as good as pew, instead of changlog it for a new one. Shop en corner of Prince and Grafton Streets, Ch’town liv 3 3m Jusr what is wanted, a good pair of Boots from the Boot and Shoe Factory, [sep 6 tf THE reason there is such a rush for grocer- Carter's store on Great George Street is that he gives good value for the money—‘‘only this and nothing more.” He sella good sugar for Se per lb, good tea for R2e. and raisins for 10c. He sells all his goods low and gnaractees the quality. Cus- tomers consult their own interests when they deal with hin, sepl2 law wky tf A vince of tine machinery that is composed of steel, iron, brass, copper, gold or silver that Brown cannot mend or make new, you may just as well throw it away. Shop on corner of Prince and, Grafton Streets, Char- lottetown | iV 3 res to George LAST FALL TRIP. The well-known Clipper Brig “ALPHETA,” 299 tons Registor, newly metalled and classed 9 years A.at Lloyds, 2Z. Callaghan, Commander, WILL SAIL FROM Liverpool for Charlottetown, ABOUT THE 10TH OCTOBER. For Freight apply in Liverpool to Pitcairn Bros., 51 South John Street; or here to the owners PEAKE BROS. & CO. Ch’town, Sept. *2, ?*33.--3aw 3w. P. E. Island Railway. DOMINION EARIBITION note TE cas ST. JGHN, N. B. —_— aur TICKETS, ‘at an- dermestioned rates, will be issu'd from following Kegular * tations on this Railway ‘to St. John. N. K.. om September 27th, 23ch and 29th, and October ist, 2nd, 3rd, Ath, 5th and 6th; stich Tickets beine Zz od, to return from October 2nd to October 13:h, inclusive: Charlottetown, $5 95| Bloomfield, $5 85 Royalty Junction, 5 \0, Alberton, 6 15 North Wiitshire, 5 45 | Tiguish, 6 53 Hunter five, 5 85) York, 5 95 Bradalbane, 5 10 'B edford, 6 05 County Line, 5 0)|Mcunt Stewart, 6 30 Freetown, 4 90 Cardigan, 6 55 Kensington, 4.75|Georgetown, 7 00 Miscottehe, 465 Viorell, 6 60 Wel'ingtoa, 4 85) it. Pcter’s, 6 £0 Port Hill, 5.15| Bear Kiver, 7.15 O'Leary, 5 70) 2ouris, 7 45 Passengers from Fiaz Stations can purchase = kets from the Conductor, at reduced rates o the nearest Booking. Station, where they can precure Through Tickets to St. John, N. B. JAME3 COLEMAN, saps. Railway Office, Ch’town, Sept. 13, 1883, [eod wkly 2i EN STORE. 10 pnas.choiee Bright Molacses, 25 brig White and Yellow kK: fined Sugars, 56 halfchests ffxest Congou Teas, «Ning Chow,” “Ch ing Wo,” ete. 6 half-che ets choice Assam Souchong 4 40 brig, Flour, ““Marshal’s XX ” 125 b ls. AMerican K. D, Cornmeal. 30 bris, Kerosene, Lird, Wool and Oils, 20 boxes Valencia Raisins, a boxes Layer Raisins, - 4 Spt : Superior English Pickles, 4 cases Worcesters!iire Sauce, | case Italian Condensed Milk, ! case James Killer & Son's James, 4 duzen Inks (pints). Ground Pepper, Ginger, Cinnanfon, Mustard, etc,, eic. Machine —~ALSO— An agsoriment of Cut Tobaccos, Cigarettes, etc, CAMPBELL & RAYDEN. Ch’town, oe 14, 1°83 —eod $e a ee CHARTER RR WARTED. roca. “ALI°E MAY,” register, is now open for charter. 56 «tons App'y A. KENNEDY & CO. Ch’tow!» Se; t. 17, Loss, to a OE ANS MTN aie aw x ‘PARSE MATTE WEW RIC BLOOD, And will completely change the blood in the entire sysiem in three months. Any per- son who will take 1 Pill each night from 1 to 12 weeks, may be restored to sound health, if such a thing be possible. For curing Female Complaints these Pills have no equal. Physicians use them in their praciice. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for eight lett letter-stamps. Send for circular. 1. S. JOHNSON & CO., +» BOSTON, MASS, “CHOI uP, P,_ AST HMA, BRONCHITIS. JOR Ons ANODYNE LINTMENT will instan- cure nine eases out of ien. Information that will save many lives sent free by mail. Don't delay a moment. Prevention is better thau, cure. ’ (For Internai and Ex- JOHNSON’S ANODYNE LINIMENT (rics Cais Chronic Kheumatism, Chronic Diarrhaa, Chronic lyysentery, C oor ra Morbus, Kidney Troubles, Diseages of the Spine ana Lame Ba: nck. Sold everywhere. Send tor Ps amph let to 1. S. Jounnson & CO., BOstor, Mass: Condition Powders are absolutely pure OM A KE 7 ENS LAY immensely valuable. Nothing on earth will make hens lay like Sheridan’ r Condition Powders. Dose, 1 are. n- taneously relieve these terrible diseases, and will positively Neuralgia, Influenza, Sore Lungs, Dieeding at the Lungs, Chronic Hoarseness, Hacking Cough, Whooping Cough, fu) tol pint fuod. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 8 letter-stamps. I. S. Jonnson & Uo., BosTom, Mass nnigpracin wits An English Veterinary ry Surgeen on andC hemist, now traveling in this country, says that most of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here are worthless trash. He says that Sheridan's SULLY, 2883. a eee (20) JOHN MAGPHEE & CO. Will, during this month, give special bargains in seige Cloths, Satins, Cashmere Serge, Velveteens, Laced Curtaios, &e., &e. 0:0 Housery, Feathers, Flowers, Parascls, Umbrellas, Job lot Parasols at half price. 0:0— , Napkins, Damasks, Grey, White, Piinted and Plush Cottons, Tickings; Cotton Warps &c., at prices specially iow, New lack and Colored Cashmeres, Spanish Laces, Gloves, Ribbons, Scarfs, &c., at the lowest prices. Table Linens Cretonnes, ~hGitaits deieinliinans READY-MADE CLOTHING, in Men’s and Boys’ Coats, Pants and Vests, cheaper than ever. Job lot of Men’s Pants at cost. ———() 2 Tweeds, Worsteds, epapicts, White and Colored Shirts, Collars, ‘Ties, ; Underclothing, &e. ——— O30 Job lot of Fancy Shirts at 50 cents; Straw Goodsat cost; Remants at half price. Bargains in every Department, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL, JOHN McPHEE & CO, Rornert Ore’s Orn Srarn. July 3, 1882—%w, whkir be. as NORTH BRITISH & MERCANTILE Fire and Life Insurance Company, OF EBIN BURGH AND LONDON, ESTABLISHED IN 1I8o9g. 0 ————— ee Subscribed Capital - - - : $ 9,733,332.60 Paid Up Capital - - . - 1,216,666,.60 0:0 TRANSACTS EVERY DESCRIPTION OF FIRE, LIFE AND ANNUITY BUSINESS ON THE MOST FAVORABLE, TERMS, Setied With Promptitude and ———0:0 —— — FIRE DEPARTMENT. Losses Liberality. Insurances effected at the Lowest Current Ri: ies. 70: LIFE DEPARTM EWN T. $12,000,000.00 Accumulated Funds (irrespective of Paid up Capital) over Nine-tenths of the whole Profits of, the abate Branch belong to the Assured Profits of previous Quinquennium divided among Policy Holders, $1,158,500.00 New and Reduced Premiums for the Dominion of Canada. Copies of the Annual Report, Prospectases, and every information, be obtained at the PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND BRANCH, No. 35 Water Street, Charlottetown. GEORGE W_) DeBLOIS, Geyerrat Aarnr, ——- a ae eC THE EXAMINER may Merch 16, 1R89—eod — ee ae ee a — HAS LATELY BEEN REPLENISHED WITH A Large Supply of Printing Types and Material OF THZ LATEST INVENTION AND ‘BEST. SeCBIE TIO, rd AND WE ARE NOW PREPARED, Under the Careful and Skilful Supervision of Mr, J. W. Mitchell, EQ seca LETTER HEADS, RECEIPTS, SILL HEADS, BLANK CHEQUES, NOTES OF HAND, POSTERS, “HAND BILLS, DODGERS, dc., &e.. On Short Notice, in Good Style, at Cheap Prices. 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THE EXAMINER is in tavor of giving a fair trial to the Union which ensures to us the Institutions, the Laws and Protection of the Mother Country THE EXAMINER is issued every FRIDAY MORNING, from the office of The Examiner Publishing Company, -orner Great George and Water Streets SUBSCRIPTION PRICE, IN ADVANCE. JOB PRINTING, —SUCH A&— Bill-heads, Lettersheads, Notes of Hand Receipts, Posters, Handbiils, Dodgers* EXAMINER pos 2 Af i A ' \ ” » | ¥ = 2 a) i /\Hi Vy LIVER a } ay | x = ee ' =| BE * . 1D ‘8, in his kilect BueLISIO, Which hichly of by William Hen, ond, Is ate Surgeons Genera] United States Aruiy, and who recorde! many miraculors cures comi: treat 1 18 spoken 99 Vi his ao from ita cffects. Pr, Nea yamphiet ou disease, its car & ‘ “ ‘i a ie and rigin, free Dr, Bevect will be iu Charlottetown next trip mpoes the 30th cf October, nofies of | which will appear. Sept. 938, 1852. Endorsed ly the French Acade oat Med cive for Enflammation ef the Urinary Organs, caused by Indiseretion or EB Hotel Dieu Hospital, Pers, Treatment. — Posi. tive cure inone to three days. ment only required, Copebs or Copaiba, Invaniipie, Leyoienic,CuRatTive, PREVER. vive. Price $1,50, incinding Bulbe Syringe. Sold by ail Drugyists, or sent free by) mail securely sealed, on receapt of price.. Deseri tive Treatise free on application. AMBRIC AGENCY G6” MrDICINE CO., Detroit, Mich , aud Windsor, Ont Sold in ¢ Sharlottetowa by APOTHEC ARTES TALL 00, Local ‘Treat. ho nauseous doses of May lé GARTERS! CURE Bick Headache and relieve all the tronbles Ince dent toa bili as state of the sys tem, such as Dize ziness, Nausea, Drowgine ‘28, Dis cas after eatin Pain in the Side, &e. ° the r most remar able success has been sin own ia curing Sick Headache, y<t. Carter’sLite LiverPillsarcequa..y valuable iu Constipation, curing and preveitin this annoying complaint s white , ‘they Piso correc all disorders of the etomne h, elimrdaie the Jiver aud regulate the bowels, Ls if they only cured HEAD Ache they would be almost priceloss to those who sulferirom this distress ing ‘c mnplaini; but fortue naicly their goodness dows snot end here, and those who once try tlicm wiil find these little pills value abiein so many ways thatihey will not be willing todo Without them. But after ail sick head ACHE Is the banc of fo many lives that here is where we make our great boast. Our pills cure it while others do not, Carter's Little Liver Pills are very emall and very easy totake, One ortw Ag m.kea dose, They are strictly vegctable and do not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action please all who uscthem, In vials at 25 cents: five for$1. Sold by druggists everywhere, or eent by mail. a CARTER MEDICINE Co.,, : Now York City, . CURE GUARANTEED. jAGNETIC EDIGIN ea é —, fie TRADE \° ASN rg — ig etonel BRAIN RNERVE FOOD! sr coe For Gld and Young, Mate and Female. Pesitively cures Nervousness in ALL its Betages Weak Meimory, loss.of Dias Fo wer, Sexvel Pros- tration, Nigh Sweats Supermatorriee, Leucorthaa, arrenness, Seminal Weakness, and General Los ot Power. \t repairs Aervous Waste, Rejuven- ates the Jaded Juateilect, Strengthens the Lnjeedled Brain and Restores Surprismy Tone and Vigor to the Exhausted Generative O raans in eith r sex. 4 With each order for TWELVE packages, ecccn panied with five dollare, we will send our Writ ten Guerentee to refund the money if the treatment dees net efccta cure. Itis the Cheapest and Best Medicine in the Market, aa” Full particulare in our pamphict, which we desire to wail free to any address, Meck’s Megretico Mcdictwe is sold by prea wiste at &C eta. per box, or 6 boxes for $2.80, or W be mailed free of postage, ou receipt of the money, b7 addressin MACK’S MAGNETIC MEDICINE CO,, Windsor, Ont., Ceneda Sold in Charlcttetown by Apothecarics’ Yall Co., 1 Agents for Prince Edward Jsland, and by all Druggiste verywhere, may 16 wkly PA'TEN TS. We continue to act as Solicitors fcr Patepts Caveats, Trade Marks, Copyrights, ete., of the United States, and to obta:n patente in Canada, England, France, Germany, end all other eoubt tea, Thirty-rix years practice, Nochbarge for cxamipstion ot models oF drewings. 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