The
      Cadre
      -
     
    
   
   
    
     
      23
      March
      1999
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      M.A.P.U.S.
      Connection
     
    
   
   
    
     
      for
      Mature
      &
      Part-time
      Students
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
      JANICE
      MUIR
     
    

    
     
      Circle
      Wednesday,
     
     
      March
      24th
      on
      your
      calender.
     
     
      Mapus
      has
      scheduled
      this
     
     
      date
      for
      their
      1999
      Annual
     
     
      General
      Meeting.
      All
      mature
     
     
      and
      part-time
      students
      are
     
     
      welcome
      to
      attend.
      Free
      pizza
     
     
      will
      be
      served
      and
      there
      will
     
     
      be
      lots
      for
      everyone.
      The
     
     
      meeting
      begins
      at
      12:30.
     
     
      Elections
      for
      next
      year’s
      ex-
     
     
      ecutive
      positions
      will
      be
      on
     
     
      the
      agenda.
      So
      far,
      the
      nomi-
     
     
      nations
      that
      are
      in
      indicate
     
     
      that
      we
      will
      have
      a
      good
      slate
     
     
      of
      candidates
      to
      choose
      from.
     
     
      It
      is
      important
      to
      find
      out
      who
     
     
      these
      students
      are
      since
      they
     
     
      will
      represent
      your
      concerns
     
     
      and
      issues
      at
      UPEI
      in
      the
     
     
      coming
      year.
     
    

    
     
      Currently,
      Wylie
      Hall
     
     
      is
      the
      President,
      James
     
     
      O’Holloran
      is
      Secretary
     
     
      Treasurer,
      John
      MacBeth
      is
     
     
      the
      Student
      Council
      Rep.
      and
     
     
      Liz
      Statts
      is
      Senate
      Rep.
     
     
      These
      positions
      are
      very
      im-
     
     
      portant
      and
      the
      people
      who
     
     
      take
      the
      time
      out
      of
      their
      busy
     
     
      schedules
      to
      be
      a
      part
      of
      this
     
     
      vital
      organization
      deserve
      our
     
     
      ongoing
      support
      and
      appre-
     
     
      ciation.
     
    

    
     
      Wylie
      has
      decided
      not
     
     
      to
      re-offer
      as
      President
      for
      the
     
     
      coming
      term
      but
      will
      remain
     
     
      actively
      involved
      in
      MAPUS
     
     
      as
      the
      Past-President.
      His
     
     
      leadership
      and
      support
      of
      the
     
     
      executive
      throughout
      this
     
    

    
     
      has
      been
      wonder-
     
     
      ful.
      y
      new
      initiatives
     
     
      have
      been
      started
      and
      Wylie
     
     
      has
      been
      a
      big
     
     
      Despite
      the
      time
     
     
      committments
      and
      other
      ob-
     
     
      ligations
      that
      are
      a
      fact
      of
      life
     
     
      for
      MAPUS
      students,
      one
     
     
      could
      always
      count
      on
      Wylie
     
     
      to
      be
      there.
      Certainly,
      we
      are
     
     
      grateful
      for
      his
      contributions
     
     
      in
      i
      the
      awareness
     
     
      and
      profile
      of
      mature
      and
     
     
      part-time
      students
      at
      UPEI.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Our
      joke
      this
      week
     
     
      comes
      from
      A.
      Sallam
      and
      is
     
     
      entitled
      “You
      must
      work
      for
     
     
      the
      government.”
     
    

    
     
      There
      were
      two
      guys
     
     
      working
      for
      the
      city.
      One
     
     
      would
      dig
      a
      hole,
      he
      would
     
     
      dig,
      dig,
      dig.
      The
      other
      would
     
     
      come
      behind
      him
      and
      fill
      the
     
     
      hole,
      fill,
      fill,
      fill.
      These
      two
     
     
      men
      worked
      furiosly.
      One
     
     
      digging
      a
      hole,
      and
      the
      other
     
     
      filling
      it
      up
      again.
     
    

    
     
      A
      man
      was
      watching
     
     
      from
      the
      sidewalk
      and
     
     
      couldn’t
      believe
      how
      hard
     
     
      these
      men
      were
      working,
      but
     
     
      couldn’t
      understand
      what
     
     
      they
      were
      doing.
      Finally,
      he
     
     
      had
      to
      ask
      them.
     
    

    
     
      He
      said
      to
      the
      hole
      dig-
     
     
      ger,
      ‘I
      appreciate
      how
      hard
     
     
      you
      work,
      but
      what
      are
      you
     
     
      doing?
      You
      dig
      a
      hole
      and
     
     
      your
      partner
      comes
      behind
     
     
      you
      and
      fills
      it
      up
      again!”
     
    

    
     
      The
      hole
      digger
      re-
     
     
      plied,
      “Oh
      yeah,
      must
      look
     
     
      funny,
      but
      the
      guy
      who
      plants
     
     
      the
      trees
      is
      sick
      today.”
     
    

    
     
      On
      a
      different
      note,
     
     
      Robert
      Frost
      says
      that
      “the
     
     
      chief
      reason
      for
      going
      to
     
     
      school
      is
      to
      get
      the
      impres-
     
     
      sion
      fixed
      for
      life
      that
      there
     
     
      is
      a
      book
      side
      for
      every-
     
     
      thing.”
     
    

    
     
      Well,
      another
      semes-
     
     
      ter
      is
      nearly
      over
      and
      with
     
     
      that
      comes
      those
      professor
     
     
      evaluations.
      Thought
      you
     
     
      might
      be
      interested
      in
      some
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Evaluation
      Guide
      in
      the
      fall
     
     
      of
      1991.
     
    

    
     
      1.
      Have
      you
      ever
     
     
      fallen
      asleep
      in
      class
      and
     
     
      awoke
      in
      another?
      That's
      the
     
     
      way
      I
      felt
      all
      term.
     
    

    
     
      2.
      Text
      is
      useless.
      I
      use
     
     
      it
      to
      kill
      the
      roaches
      in
      my
     
    
   
   
    
     
      00%
      5.
      In
      this
      class,
      the
      syt-
     
     
      labus
      is
      more
      important
      than
     
    
   
   
    
     
      are.
     
     
      4.
      Text
      makes
      a
      satis-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      fying
      thud
      when
      dropped
      on
      »
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      floor.
     
    

    
     
      5.
      His
      blackboard
     
     
      technique
      puts
      Rembrandt
      to
     
     
      shame.
     
    

    
     
      6.
      Textbook
      is
      confus-
     
     
      ing
      ..
      someone
      with
      a
      knowl-
     
     
      edge
      of
      english
      should
      proof-
     
     
      read
      it.
     
    

    
     
      7.
      Help,
      I've
      fallen
     
     
      asleep
      and
      |
      can’t
      wake
      up.
     
    

    
     
      8.
      1
      am
      convinced
      that
     
     
      you
      can
      learn
      by
      osmosis
      by
     
     
      just
      sitting
      in
      class.
     
    

    
     
      9.
      Problem
      sets
      are
      a
     
     
      decoy
      to
      lure
      you
      away
      from
     
     
      potential
      exam
      material.
     
    

    
     
      10.
      He
      teaches
      like
     
     
      Speedy
      Gonzalez
      on
      a
     
     
      caffiene
      ee
     
     
      11.
      Information
      was
     
    

    
     
      resented
      like
      a
      ruptured
      fire
     
    

    
     
      ose
      -
      spraying
      in
      all
      direc-
     
     
      tions
      but
      with
      no
      way
      to
      stop
     
     
      it.
     
    

    
     
      12.
      Most
      of
      us
      spent
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      first
      three
      weeks
      terrified
      -
     
     
      of
      the
      class.
      Then
      solidarity
      ,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      kicked
      in.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SPECIALS
      MAY
      END
      WITHOUT
      NOTICE
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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