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TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 1931 - v not in power, according to Mr. Kir- Teach Them to Swlm wan, who states that the Le8i-Siiitive l oof As a Precautionary measure for Council has supplied ampe Pi' , t, t e the school holidays, the Vancou\er that it will not agree 0 ex fem ith f - Province newsP8Per is Putting 011 3 i°’°i’°5*‘15' The Commmwea ' ur campaign with a, view to teaching thermore, would not allow New two thousand Vancouver children io swim this summer. The “Province south wales' to repudiate the -- state‘s just debts and the rest of ' N So th cites the alarming number of Australia paid what the ew u drowning accidents durin° every Wales C‘°V°mme“t failed io pay' holiday season, and it appeals to its readers for aciive support in the ef The National Government and the ._ five other states upheld Australia's IIUTES BY THE YIIIY I If civilization means nnythl-Ill lt, all says the london Referee lti means peace and security for the nation and the individual; failure to secure these primary rieeeeeitiei 01 progress renders a relapse into the most hideous barbarism inevi- table. And if the nations are £0 make peace and securif/ safe I01' their peoples they must be PYBPHY' ed to look upon their old war scars, `not as incentives to-future ievellse but as eloquent pleas for friend- iship in the common cause of civil-` ization. It may be of interest and -.\ source 4 ,of pride to Canadians to recall tile, ifact that the eminent financier IT. B. Macaulay president of thei iSun Life Assurance Company. 85| long ago as 1920 or earlier suggest- i ed the idea of war debt cancell-' ation. In 1922 he published hiS ` . ' " Dull Ears ' I I I ' lltiiat Suhr of Quilts By/ones W.Barhn.MD. sbaarhassnass oumi a_ svlurrom I tail: about food more than sleep because more is known about food, and yet sleeplesness, or insomnia as it is called, has very much to do with the illness, weakness, and un- happiness of the world. - Just what causes sleep is still un- known. I have mentioned more than once the different causes that have been set forth, all of which have in turn been proven to be not the real or complete cause or causes of sleep. _ ,.., . .i ,__- i,--i~ .igrvl i. i_. < -. > i -...L »-2;-,.1 ->s{f»-mf* L; Jr 3.2:.; éee ~';,.~f_- -:si se.-as i' "‘ ‘ I 3! iii , ,_ iii. . IA ri . ed t forts already being put forth by the holler. They are engag 0 Seelife Royal Lua Saving s0cieiy_ it insists balanced budgets and have institut- _ l i f that all school childi-cu should he ed <1"-iii” e°°“°’“i‘” 5° “res ° taught to swim' as a matter of legisiawrs and civil servants have course, but, better still, they should been fedlived ff°"1 1° *° 15 P" °°“”' all be instructed in the recognized and T9-“Way and “her state em' methods of 1ife_5aving and resub-Ci- ployees have been similasty treated. _ ‘ation Huge cuts have been made in de' In the Maritime Provinces, as on fem? and mi5’°'“°“ expenditure' 8 the Pacific Coast’ it is imimssibie Commonwealth sales tax has been :o keep children away from the imimsed and C°mm°“Wea‘1m and water in the summer season, The States in°°m° taxes have been in' creased. Widespread economy is the rule, while at the same time aid is being extended to the 300,000 unem- art of swimming is as easily ac- quired as the art of walking, and it is one of the most valuable rw- quirements which one can possess. Pi°Y9d- Stunt swimming should be dis- couraged among children, but it _ should be obvious, even to the most A Political Paradox timid parents, that the best way of The amtude";f_the Opposition e ensuring the chudis safety on th press toward the Bennett Govern bathing beach is to encourage it to ment' Says the sydney Post' has 6 swim. With older children. as th become the paradox of Canadian zanlwrverljgper Euiiests’ la PTI; politics. Leading Liberal papers °“ “°w ge ° ‘e`s°" ng welcomed the holding of the sep- ~ l 'esuscitation methods “ond be a tember session, approved the $20.- most Jaluatile tncquéiltlon' H0iwiU00,000 vote for unemployment re- many rom] ng rage les’ even n llef, but continued to assail the i hth t- ;;jshE;o:;nce'r;gi Zwsbeen Met; Government which summoned the a ep” cpm S een mac emergency session. The Opposition ed swimmers? There is, of course, the th b I t press also approved the measures daniér a c°me5_ mliiutoo greg adopted by the Government for atre :nee “pin ‘res St ;;;o1:er relief of the agrarian West, but ° i“d'"““°e1"th° Wa er' 1 8 criticized various details or this r a a er n o ou _ E ng e case y ng policy and assailed the Ministry for children; but it is surely not so t th d f u i th |its pains. Liberal newspapers also gr” as e anger() a ow ng em‘frankly conceded that Premier Ben- to go through me ignorant °f an nett had an electoral mandate to art which might. on occasion, be of . 1 give ncreased tariff protection to inestimable value to themselves Canadian producers, but made the and others. - welkin ring with their horrified *mlm*- _ A _ protests when he proceeded to car- ustralza Doctors Herself W it into effect Australia/s sorry financial posi- tion has attracted world-wide at- tention and fears have been enter- tained in some quarters that it would be well-nigh impossible for straits for a. long time to come. While the situation, admittedly, is very serious, there are signs that the difficulties will be overcome, wan. who, writing from the Empire Parliamentary Rooms, Westminsg- er Hall, contributes an article, en- titled "Some Aspects of Australian Finance." which is published in the June number of the Empire Review. Mr. Kirwan says that today Aus- trelia may be likened to o young business man who has enjoyed Pif°5Pel'ity» 3 Prosperity he thought would last forever, but who sud- denly meets with financial trouble because of the reduction to one- hfiii' °f the Prices of the main com- |l10d.ItI€8 th8.t he produces-..w0Q] every temPerance voter in the but he felt justified in so doing in °1`d9l' 90 “tend his operations. He has spent more than he should, per- had not been foreseen by him, and when that came his bankers added to his emban-assment by refusing him further credit. That is Aus. *relive position.. as described. In the Commonwealth‘s case the hliiiht the borrowing, especially in view of the talk by the extremists of repudiation oi' debts. Here Mr. Kirwan Points out that the extre- nists do not represent the mass of ihe people. Of the six states, he sudlstion comes, sndfwhiio th, ex. li-enlists Us in office there, yet lliereilre evidences that they are ' 'not be regarded as loans and that i powerful factors in ` maintaining a News on this subject emphasizing All sorts of experiments have been the moral obligations of U. S. . med °n animals and °“ hum" toward nations whose sacrifices had i being '-0 induce 5l°°i’» ami to keep been made in the lives of theirithem awake in an effort to learn . X , u i ld He drew i more about sleep, which is so very ,peope as we as n E0 - | _ ‘attention to the enormous profits necessmy t° health and me' i awed by me U S out of the war'| In a discussion before a medical iile argued that `mé position ,of the i society a few months ago the state- th 1 E r an Ames was i ment was made that as the causes U' S' t° er u ope " of slee wer k th p e un nown e causes nm ‘hat °f an grdmary digg; “gd I of sleeplessness could not be classi- ,"’°d"°" '°“" ° ““ “sfo b "x’f§ncd on ascicntliio bosie, but the 'Which advances were e e 'cases could'be put into certain pended mr the benefit °£ an In i classes from the standpoint of treat- these circumstances he °°mendedfment. First those cases of sleep- ,that the American claims had n°ilessness caused by discomfort from ‘basis in equity and if the ca-te were 1 pain’ or other body condition; sec_ ‘between individuals ar. American ‘ ond' those due to emotional states' court would reject them. He in- worry’ anger' excitement and so ‘sisted that the U. S. should bear ici-iii; third ihose due to some sei-_ hc-r just share of the burden of the i ions mental disoi-dei-_ - ii"-11'. the u?iieS hHVi1i8 BDPiied B-iii “In cases of persistent insomnia, their reso ces in’men money and the habit of sleep has been broken 'materials without stint. The con- I and the patient had lost coniidence; ftributicns of U. S. he said should i to these were added fears-all ;of the other nations as gifts. In 1 condition of insomnia. Sleepless- ithe one year moratorium proposed 1leSS Sh0Uid be regarded BS H Symll- iby President Hoover the seed i Wm Bhd every eiT0fii made i0 and ‘sown by Mr. Macaulay is beginning ` the \iUCiei‘iyiI\E 0111156-" Ito bear fruit and may yet result in i The 5“g5¢5i'i°n5 given W members ia harvest that wiii _be of iiicaicui_ i of the society were that the aim in abie adi-aniage to the worm the treatment was to restore the patient/s confidence, and every ef- That Mr. Bennett will, says thei f1‘:;e‘r“i‘v‘;°; fgiif me Mbit °f Sleep Financial Post attempt over the ' it 1 hi . H ! Now there are _various drugs that erm O S occupancy or pub C ‘ are often used and there ma' be | 1 J `office, to strengthen the balance times when these are necessary’ but ,°°°“‘f"“Y °f °“““°“- *° °“h“"°°`the main thought was that if the iour independence of other nations, paiieiws day can be properly "_ ianld t° iave the ‘Yay fm' the de' ranged, very often the night with \' f t ' d it . . rise 553:21; qu¢;=t:;i§ alla; c;i;;a;i;el;`xy ieflcshing sleep will come naturally. ,peat to achiéve om leté S ccess ‘The three points to be watched are, 'nor can lie hope thst aliuof his iistt tvisrkmaigg §]ri1d"bodTt;i:olTi;?xb; iP0iiCieS Wiii be C0rltirl\1€d by i gigen visork for a while? rest for a ,successive governments, particul- J while, and play for a while during Iarly if there should be a change of i the day. Men and women who ‘political party. But in the main work hard or play hard physically ‘essentials his policies are soundly are seldom troubled with insomnia. Canadian and they reflect the e p es of In the days of Abraham, it seems same curious inconsistency. Having the Government, but let us not nearly four thousand years ago, del/Uted m0St Of his four-hour f0rget the Prime Minister is doing they didn't goin very much for Speech on the Address to B demm_ 9- 8004-'i Job in a hard time. ‘town planning; at least not in Ur ciation of Premier Bennett for not _~ of the Chaldees. Thirteen hundred nie country to get out of the dire haw 1 Referring to sweepstakes for _years later, on similar.evidence, it ng can ed °“t an his i”`°“eie°'ihospitals the Manchester Guardian iseems they did. Thirteen centur- iifm Premises wtihin six months of says. The exploiting of avarice ies after Abraham came Nebuchad- the advent of the new Government, Provides a far surer way of be- llezzar, and it seems that he used he compiiiined during his mation coming effortlessly rich than the 'to run Ur from Babylon. Some of on the Budget' that the Prime ,indulgence ofavarice; and there these very interesting statements perhaps sooner than exp¢¢i;ed_ The Minister was in too great hast in ‘has never been any lack of variety are given to the London Times by hopeful View is taken by John Kip implememi his 1 e in the ways in which the public Mr. C. Leonard Woolley. who writes H8 pedges, and de- may pay a little money for a re- of recent results of the joint ex- clared that the best thing he could mote chance of winning a lot. pedition to\\those parts of the Brit- do, in the interest of ii-ie country, ‘Sweepstakes are easy to promote, iisli Museum and the University of was to forget most of them and collecting for charities is ‘Pennsylva-nia. obviously it is impossible for 8 ialgorious-eylin, collecting taxes is They have becn` digging nine a or ous, er payment unpiess- seasons at Ur of the chaldees, and E°;"‘;;’“1“‘Z G°"t°l’“’“°“* i° Please ont. For this reason the xhedivee iihey have zone four thousand years 5 pP°5i fm- 01' 3° SB-i1iSi'y ‘found it easier to tolerate the ‘ (iii W°l1i4i help). Ind more hi-N. but he had all along honestly the electors, as indicated in recent “ “nur” the m0-it °°mPi<-‘te and "W" "°'“'°W WiUdi"8 limes. Peid his debts. 'rho fail in prices speeches of the Premier and his °”'“'““°“‘ “mi *”°““““‘ with Thmee" h““d’°d y°“" i‘“°'- ii “"1” I wg" Dm” "““‘°’ “"'° colleague is one of the t t future mischief in the annals of W" “'10, imperial age of Babylon. ' ’“°s °" “" British udmmistrotion. 'ro allege M1'-Woolley is inclined to think lineal dewendant 01 a N°rman who 0i'di11Bl'y'e‘Vel' Hseumed by Shy ad- excuse by panoiing etem_ that times were harder then in Ui- elme over with the Conqueror. He ministration in a democratic coun~ ally about the "world slump" is ‘him they had been under the W” Eliliilh by liI»ii0hBlity- I term try. The ciovemment mm, to be oiteous, maudlln and untrue. . . . P“i"i"°i‘°- He says the evidence hifuln ilmmlrulviu Ansl°-Saxon under the imprmion that its eIec_ Aim- aii' B Govemmeni' like im is of a tsmaller population and barony. _ individual, is best measured by the mm H raiteneu means. 'rho financial interests were Justmed in _:;‘;;_e’;a;f3:;_ 2339;; oI;°;;llcrtlel“ Presence or absence of caliacity toihouses had come down in height to ignored" north of the Tweed. . ri e y me to B criam _ _ _ We mai” fuii one-storey places. built only gf Bsnnockbum being what it was forgotten. It seems to imagine that aiiowime io, me ~,,,,id ,i,,mp_.. crude, unbumi bricks. on the n°i'th 01 the 'I‘w°=d~ Bannockburn it has effectively answered criticism but in face of it throughout eigh- °“‘°i' h°“d» iii" !il‘eei»S 0! Nebuc- “U13 Whit iii Wll» ¥i°l‘ti\ 01 the of its own disregarded pledges of ieen moi-iii-is no Pquibie Govern, hadnezza-r's Ur were broad -nd Tweed can afford to. i927 by criticising the Bennett Gow ment in the world could have Utnilht. and the one-storey houses . e ent for not et un mmm” made g ieebiei- oi. more inominiou, for ali the cheaper materials, oov. municipal government was more "U" Y P "5 e,mii,i¢i°n_ Uiiempioymeni, ig Wei. ered a great area. Ur of Nebuc. intelligent than Abrahams, and “ll I” °’°°°’°“ P'°‘“'~’°' °‘ "’3°' the ilsooooo mai-lt. It is not lixcly`h°dn°2='-ef. unburnt bricks or not, lays, it is from only one, New_And while it is criticising the Ben- io fiiii beiow that mark this yen seems to have lasted into the the 'eating of grass was quite a 5°U¢h Weiel. that the cry for re-gnett Govemment on this score, its Ministers would not make the least Wwe" 93° °f the Greek!- federal leader-,i=tt. Hon.w.i. Mac- departure from "free imports 1° 'Wm' *Mi i~`eb“‘=h=dn¢mr‘¢ 5"* *hm 11° W" " °Y"'“iP md _ without free trade." 'I‘hey clug “'*"”-*--_--i- ¢¢i‘tlini¥ ii' Seem! till* iii! PN* ken” Kms' °°mpwm 'mst ,i“.i_,iiiy to iii, aid i,i_,,,,i.i»,i,, it incurable. They pour out money spccts of'town planning under en- i°f B°““°i° 1° imPi'='“°“ ine d.,¢¢,i,,,_ 1,,,¢,,d of du,” my. like water on relic: without my- lightened democratic city counoila in the minority. The Lang aovom. .lilitis in odica it is true, but it I|_ f “PY °' hi' i"'°'““°" in th’ P"°°°'“° thing to cure unemployment their _thing like a great national effort are net llilite Iii thlt the “dent inencial situation of the country! oomqoqis finance _tends to meh to organise work in return. The Public Forum 'nlseelmnu I due-nnnbvcmvlrniel dqndhlellntssost Thll ~ can-muqvnoousimeoea netneeemrllyennlsllctm osmundnfusaalwn I F :F ROAD UGG* Sir:-Half a century 589 °“" °‘ me great grievances of the farmer was the. road 1108- Hi!! “°mi““i »pls.ce of abode, except in V~'i°i°"» was the public road. He lived on earth worms and K"B’-S 5'-\PPi°"“’"" ed by occasional feeds of Kflifi °\' potatoes from the farmers fields. His ears were generaliy chewed cf! by the ferocious dogs that had to be kept at each home. He was guilty of all crimes and misdemeanors ex- cept perhaps murder. He was _the cause of many local feuds and much trouble. The farmer or his wife chased him from their fields were wont to use stron! expieiives as a complement to sticks and ston- ‘ es. Being built on the principle uf the speed boat he was a difficult target to hit. No dog would at- tack him in front, but knowing that he had_ no aft defence, they | bayad him till he “tumed tail." But he is gone! the roadside knows him no more. His picturesque sleeping den is seen no more. He deilles and disflgures no longer, the roadsides. His odour is absent and unregretted. But ah! We have a much worse road hog now. I-le is a biped of thcgenus humanus. He drives s machine of the most dead- ly nature. He drives~it without re- gard to the rights oi' others. I-le holds in contempt all rules and of a murderer, for only the strong and nimble can get out of his way. He blinds with dust or spat- ters with mud all he meets or pas- ses. Then think of the damage to the road. At great cost the road is built up. The modern road hog destroys it by throwing tons of the ` material into the fields and woods. 'Mourning Bride," was the author 'of the well-know saying that i“music hath charms to soothe the i iliarping. _ regulations made for the welfarei and safety of those who must trav- ith his h d so B ul _ , “ f ' el. He will risk a "close shave" Xeshed anl;nw'u weisandwz; xii ._. JOHN HAVE You rather than stop or slow down. spirit éeparied imm.him_»- 'Y V _-' THEINSURKNCE Rushing along at 30, 40, or ‘B0 Bum appateniiyl even simkb _ - , _ , miles an hour he is nothing shor: gimme was not aiways so sum / nw » ' < ' . ‘ I is ~ .. , ,_ (ottawa .ieumill . ' i Somehow or other Mr. Bernard Shaw keeps on the front pages. Hia latest ruse, eminently successful. il an assertion `(duly carried by the cables) that "music is the brandy 'of the damned." Bernard .Shaw's autipathy to ,music is well known. It is recorded ‘that on one occasion a friend be~ iguiled him to hear a string quar- tette from Italy. Finding him bored -the friend tried to wring a word of praise from the dramatist. “Mr. Shaw. these men have been playin! together for twelve years," remar? ed the friend. “Surely we'vs be. here longer that that," _yawne Shaw. It is said that David Hume, Dr. ,Samuel Johnston, slr Walter Scott. Lord Byron, and Sir. Robert Peei had no ear for music, and neither' ,vocal nor instrumental music gave them the slightest pleasure. The poet Rogers suffered actual discom- 'for from it, according to the his- itorians. 5 Whether Bernard Shaw should be cranked in such distinguished com- filany, posterity may determine. He 'might at least be Lt companionfor fthe recelitly-deceased Earl of Birk- enhead, who not vary long before he died declared that he would 'rather 'pay fifty pounds than attend 'the finest classical music concert. i Congreve the pmt, in “The stubborn breast." His sentiment was borrowed, probably. from the Biblical story of King Saul's mel- ancholy, and the effect of Da.vid‘s "And it came to pass when the evil spirit was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played ‘If music be the food of love, play on; ~ _ PICIOII Htilitlllii 4 INIU SISIIOI In llillatlon with PR BYTEBIAN OOLLEGIATE CHO §¢Sxt Session heglll September 8§l93l.oL Experienced Staff of University Grad to . Co - I to Junior Senior Matrlcuiation. ‘iaatzieulatilorrieiolefllililygi Mill Coilege. S I courses in Commerci l B li in imc. nmdvanhges, with care.fuT suizrrsiseicnalifi studies and other activities, for those who so desire. Fics nudenlc. For fankslm "N7 to C. L.‘lloore, DLA., hind I, z:::<:.s:::°i:.-..'f::.t~».f...i; ~i~...f:.,".-ui I / Q 3 SQ -= y ‘ /"- ine K‘?P‘”""‘ For almost e quarter ef e eealury » vr . have been making on inn as well as rqpoirlng them. we have the pllnl, the staff, and the eg. perllnce 'le repair gasoline or steam engines, gumpe, belle", tanlu, or anylltnn of Lnacliinery.. orws can me e an i in in order on short nolylee :ad you money. _ » " sauce sr£wAizTtr~ 'mi \CHARLOTTET.OWN _ 1 _"f"'..f_'- _Ll-K1. _._ .-_ J . 'm i i .ii use BRAHMIN TEA When you want q delicious drink ` Sold only in red, airtight Packages ` Give me excess of it. lie makes thc` Duke of Illyria say in -‘Twelfth Night." ' -: E ` Get YU ' Judging by Bernard Shaw tht P0l;c effect of music may develop in sonic , ' people something akin to mailg~ ._ N014) nant hatred. And as to the ways of the “dam What selfishness! What wanton de- struction! What government, loc- I am sir, etc. Scots Wham Bruce (Manitoba Free Press) One, E. Burton, has a grievance. He is an Englkhman who has feelings about Robert the Bruce. He has written to his favorite pa- per, the London Daily Telegra.p}i_ about it. “My contention is that the Popular scottish idea ol the origin and character of Bruce is incorrect." says Mr. Burton, "and that any rectiiication of this put forward by- recent historians is deliberately ignored by people north of the Tweed." "Apparently Normans, when domiciled in England fo; o-er 2"0 years, remain Normans," disco:ers Mr. Burton. "When domiciled ln Scotland. they forthwith became apocalyptic vision 'heard t voice ' business experience of many years T PI ' At U OBSERVER Oi hB~i`P¢i'S i11l‘Dihg with theii'eharP5 In the House of Commons. the’ ' own annlng r ' By all means let us have intem- _____ _-_-em. and they sung as it were g, new Opposition leader has displayed theigem c,iiici_.m of ,ii Duc, . song before the throne." ~ .i ned, we do not profess tobesocoil vcrsunt as~Mr. Bernard Shaw. Bul al or federal, can stand such crim- ""9" Since me days °f °7“b°i""h" ` /f. inai waste? iwas the father of all such as hand- " The question is how to catch 1° the harp “"3 me °"3““""(C‘*’"*f' tho” l-hossj. it-is 4-21), music has been a recog- I would suggest plain clothes de- “md memcd °f expressmg i°5' and tectiv” The owners mme in large ilapplness. When the prodigal soli- letters on the car. Heavy fines and “turned t° his fathers mme we' cancellation of license. It is an ur- -Tre wld mere was mme and dm' gent matter. cmg' And the Apostle John in his I i But perhaps the key to Mr. Ber- ‘ ' 'l‘t wait until ,JW . ,- _ _.5 .JE 1. ,i\`iAIiCE VQQITTEN ~ Poucv P IIYIIIIMAII & GUMPAIIY LIMITED The Oldest Insurance Agency in P. E. I. Offices-Lower Queen Street, Charlottetown _ Scots; and taking root in that more Mr. Burton should look out. If His fellow countryman, Mr. than the fact that the mother of sovereim a Dane. Bruce was a Bo all this being “deliberately that the wicked king who cams to town planner in .bis own way. iiard Shaw’s outblust was afforded gby his preceding sentence. "Hell is ‘full of musical amateurs. Music is the brandy of the damned," he is reported to have declared. So, per- haps. it is the amateur against 'whom his wrath is vented. And it must be admitted that the piano inext door, or in the apartment a-' bove, can be pretty exasperating at times. , But dicin‘t even the most expert ,musician have to make a beginning ,some time? And, to say the least ot it. Mr. Shaw ls a little ungrateful. It is on record that when his fath- er, an ex-civil servant in Dublin, invested his money in flour-mill- ing-"and a most surprising failure he made of it," accmiing to his dis. tirigliished BOD, young Bei-nu-cl Shaw was earning at the time about ninety dollars a year as a clerk. So his mother “kept the pot boiling by teaching music." Bernard Shows mother was not averse fo amateurs ln music in those days. And Bernard himself would have come pretty badly off but for them, apparently. Perhaps one has to become a guc. ...______________ s-if 'T fl li . I 4L‘lh,».' BALLAD OF TREES AND THE MASTER. ' Into the woods my Master went, Clean forspent, forspent. Into the woods my Master came, Forspent with love and shame. But the olives they were not blind to Him: The little gray leaves were kind toil Him; The thorn-tree had a mind to Him When into the woods He cams. i ’ i Out of the woods my Master went, And He was well content. ' out of the woods my Master came, Content with death and shame. ' when Death and sbum would woo' Him list, From under the trees they drew I-lim Instr' "rwas on a tree they slew Him-last er city west of the Alleghanies, with tsts-ii. _ cessiul ‘drauuitlst to be licensed W my things stupid and nasty. --1-‘*1*** oovaauoa riucnor wlu. srrezun roornaaa o/ma PITTBBURGI-l, June 29-Cover nor Gifford Pinchot will be the 1,1011 or guest at the Pitt-army .f°°t\°°-" game to be played at Pitt Stadium November 14. ' Pinchot and hisstaff will review the cadet oorpl of themilitary in- stitution. _ it will be the inet aplmranee °i the oo;-ps in Pittsburgh or any oth- the oiocption or chlcazo. *-*il Penslar Corn (lure If you're tired of messing with com selves, awkward and cumbersome 'bandages when nonecsn be comfort- ably applied, tryyenliar Corn 't have to or this rein- over the ~ | remnv- . f ' ‘$55 iiéii ini? 3? 3 pai Eggs; g"fg.§§- -sggsi §5 ` i-iii? satisfaction. 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