3 PAGE TWELVE y mi: GUARDIAN. CHARLOTTETOWN ' , g i. , OCTOBER 15, 1953 
     
     - l  Tiim and "Can" Stub! . V i . g uy Edwina 
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
    
   
   
    
               
     
    
   
   
    
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     Tiontract Bridge 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
         
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
              
     
    
   
   
    
     ' l 1”:.””c”28E”F ';iE".'.e?3EeY4?i"'& l.LiET 
     
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     " ”''”m''' "'b"''” WELL. I'D LET mu PLAY wms YOU-a?? ' ,0 - 
     
     v - HAi2MoNicA--supposiw I s mwjf; 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
          
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     ONE--lF YOU'D BE AWFUL CAREFUL 
     
    
   
   
    
              
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     -i "THEORIES" --cause ro NEED ir IF! TRAVELLED -7'  - . 
     
     WITH A MEDICINE r g 1” 4-,; 
     
     It is difficult, it not impossible, 9uoW-- J; -,' . , '3. '” ” 5 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
     to play expert bridge without a ' 
     
     sound understanding of "theory," 
     
     but it is also worth observing that 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     , By Thornton W. Burgess . g 
     
     , so-called principles ecoma hor- 
     
    

    
     ' i JERRY HAS A FIGHT. was back home. He had had ribly exaggerated as they circulate 
     
     ;, n- ienougii or the Great World. He from group to group. 
     
    

    
     ' if Courage no'vr ndinita defeat; iwislieii that he never had thought Take the principle which goes 
     
     ls Cowardice beats quick retreat, lot going out into it. But wishing like this: ”Don't do any Jump bid- 
     
     l, -Old Mother Naturewiiever gels anyone anything. ,No , ding unless you have a lit with 
     
    

    
     jone knows this better than Jerry ”"'”"”i partner." On the sui-lace. this looks 
     
    

    
     Wishing usually is a waste of Muskrat. Wishing wouldn't get In a moment a sharp lace 111- like sound advice -but it isn't. 
     
     lime. Jerry ltiiiskrni (ins wasting him home. If he was to get there i peered right in (rent of him. As a. matter of fact. following this 
     
     l s -wow advice has cost thousands of play- 
     
    
   
   
    
     I. lot of time. l-in xiii: ulslllllg as at all he iiould have to get him- . , 
     
     self there. There was no one else )to do it for him. ers more points than can ever be 
     
     r-"A-rec-'? There was nothing cowardly reckoned. Consider South's blind 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     nerd as he could wish that 
     
    
   
   
    
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     about Jerry Mugkxgt, 1: he can adherence to the "theory" in this 
     
     avoid danger. he does. But it he C3592 
     
    
   
   
    
      K II ' ff ih' 
     
     gb i 1 9 can't avoid it. he doesn't try to 
     
     i l - e    ' run away. He will right even when 
     
    
   
   
    
     he thinks he hasn't any chance 5W'-h 5911915" 
     
    
   
   
    
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     .n. i at all. North-South vulnerable 
     
     ii "5 l, Jerry was spending the day in Rlmb" b'ld3e- 
     
    

    
      ,: 5 an Olil Woodcllllck hole beside I .x io 0 is .3 
     
     fl E v' cl - big rock just outside 3 cornfield. 0 no a 4 2 
     
    

    
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     3 He was waiting for tile Black Bha- Q 6 
     
     .5 -y, ; dows to come hurrying out from slnl05 
     
     i , r I l .  g the Purple mils when Jolly, round, 4 Q 9 7 4 Q A 3 3 3 
     
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     l i A; j V '. bright. Mr. Sun went to bed. Jerry V K 7 5 3 N V 9 3 
     
     V l ' doesn't like to travel on land in .3 3 i W E .Q 107 
     
    

    
     l   V ” l g l , the daytime. If he could have '5K 5 S ..85: 
     
    

    
     , ' - r ' traveled by water. he wouldn't I. 
     
     J I I . u have minded it so much. But he 
     
     ii i. COS" V  had to go overland. -He was plan-  9 1 y 
     
     .. i iiing to travel at night. gA Q J 9 7 3 . 
     
     H. A Late in the afternoon he did The Mddmx: ,' 
     
    
   
   
    
     venture over into that cornfield. 
     
     r He just had to have some of that 500939 WU! N0"-5 ll" 
     
     delicious corn. He didn't have Iar 1i P”! 1.0 P335 
     
       to go to get it. Bobby Coon and 2M Pu” 2' H” 
     
     another of his iamily had broken 3. P”' 3' P"' 
     
    

    
     . and 2 has ,0 5 "om down a number of cornstalks the 
     
     in  g any Killolzgs g night before. They had eaten only 
     
     r i . . E bite or two from each ear, so 
     
    
   
   
    
     .4 Your 
     
     GOING: BACK TO 
     
     THE OFFICE 
     
    
   
   
    
     hi 'lDNlC7HT ? 
     
    
   
   
    
            
     
                
     
    
   
   
    
     initial 
     
     South made two overtrlcks with- 
     
     out extending himself in the play- 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     - y it was an easy matter for Jerry 
     
     l  i 0" PEP P5d”'955 J in eat all he wanted. It was so am? men the Wm” began '0 "Y 
     
     smv...e...-V good um he quite 10.30,, um he twlligtmllllm and :11: 1J8rt'l1er.n 
     
     . . . - o unna u .- 
     
     g ' l . . vias viheie he had no business In wamed to know how mi” gm” 
     
     ', . "Sterling" is staniped right on this valuable. ring so U91-I is Lm d b Omeom nib have guessed that there would M 
     
     '; everyone can tell its all silver. And your initial is set g 9 Ni fa ,9 5; 5 1”5 b t such an excellent may tor even 
     
     i ri hi: on top. ind glearninlylkglge gold! Yoitihll Se roud Q11!-nalst 1:331! limzugtitldmlrii Jyerngs "Va clubs. In none six. North 
     
     w en your frlen 3 see its rlc auty . . . 5: an some ft burned on th I L th t 5 
     
     initial that shows it's your very own! hollow easy QUICK Cars to pick upll Jerryusgop; had made A emmlilcnum 3rebld0"2; 
     
     instructions below: hgxiniflllxggin ggmgglidshnyp rage two clubs over the one spade, and 
     
     Cut out ring sizing strip..Place arrow on 3rd finger appeared right in iront or him. ggtfxgffhiubxigralgnt c;71"c9d'ig "ml: 
     
     above knuckle and wrap around once tightly. Mark It was the face of a young Foxfbld W” moreq con'uul:t9l9' ;m9:1d 
     
     strip plainly with pencil at place where arrow touches. one or the children. of Reddy Fox. mud that this could ve.c e :1. 
     
     Fill out-the coupon below indicating initial requested and He was ' so surprised when he the first "ridicule" ” ":1: ""9 
     
     send itln along with flil and 2 box tpps as directed. found himself face to lace with South for hi 5t V - 
     
     . gma suing snip Jelly Muskrat, that iior ll. mome in at the '1m H 3 Darin :35 nghhn 4 . . Tl-"5 WILL W 
     
     -2 he just stood and stared. A com- I l? W 9" 5 - Wm 0! - i ' 'p'CAT5” 1145', 
     
     his paitners spade suit, he could - SNPK ' 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
          
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
         
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     iield so far irom the water was 
     
     just about the last place in the 
     
     world he have thought of look- 
     
     ing for a Muskrat. Many times 
     
     ' tocthaMusrat 
     
    

    
     lalleonzalthgrlsegore of tche mg Rrver. (not too firmly) that North never- 
     
     and always he had iailed because thew” mlgm haV.e "med the 
     
     the Muskrat ma plunged into the ”””'”'"b W W ii" Club!- 
     
    

    
     water where it was at home. and ,, T” 3"5,',”"e mt burdened Wml 
     
     the young Fox wast”. Now, here theories, it would seem incon- 
     
     was ms chance. The" W" -no ceivable that any player holding 
     
     water for this Muskrat to escape suuu” hand would n" m bld 
     
     m Th! young Fox drew back ms three clubs on the second round, 
     
      ,..c. regardless of his partner": non- 
     
    

    
     Continued on page 16 fitting response. 
     
    
   
   
    
     By Ham Fisher 
     
    
   
   
    
     have bid more strongly on the 
     
     second round. While acknowledg- 
     
     ing that his iirst rebld had not 
     
     been encouraging, he suggested 
     
    
   
   
    
     lellogfx ling Olly, Iu M25, Yemm, Onhvlo 
     
    

    
     land poltpaid su..l.u. Silva: Rmqlil sired UV i..s;u.i.a 
     
     on Qnzloloel strip and iniliulad . . Icnclau SI and 7 has 
     
     Inns ham 0 notlsoge of Kellogg's Pop BY Sugar hosted Flakes 
     
     ls: I ion from moi) let each nun ordered. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     MARIIIED ME.'.'-- 
     
    
   
   
    
           
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
         
     
          
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
             
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
         
     
            
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
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     DO WU THINK I'M SILLY. 
     
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