.-.- m. Lr~>v'(U' ‘=‘\‘-l"‘ “I u’ ‘m!’ "lfiflfllil? -’ .1: ‘B-'~“-‘>‘e.:_':s;~_.~¢<,;n,~e.- w" net-err» -..,..___. 1 conscious, as the specialty shops say; who is a peachy dancer and who is altvays ready to step out or throw a party. You can have s grand time gadding around together and live in peace because you will see eye to eye ibout night clubs and bar bills and so on ,and there will be nobody wait- iiu; up ior you uxth a curtain lecture when you roh in together with the milkiiirtii in the morning. But. if you want to sport around. don't bring trouble on yourself and the woman, by marrying a. little stay-at-home wno can't be dragged away i“ A... w‘, i. - ~~- ~ _ ~ _ ' \--~ I ~ -.. - -... _ m- w .. is“ b PAGE TWO l .. a _ .___~_~ J THE CHARLOTTETOWN cusiznisy, _'___AUGUST 13,1931 ‘oococoocozno m» e- ' . ‘ a T w“ y.‘ I 3 ‘ A dswww .. ,_ ,4 s‘. g W Q . I g . Q 1 I i e e om an s m ~ ...-. ...<»=,... , -.- ocza an ersona -:- as ions -.- l era are = q M mmwmificln" *”"'°““’““““*“°°°“°c on encodes-n -d-fl-ul’fl'fl‘l i H .*~s._.fih., l | rue - , I i "“"‘“““““°*=*=~ ‘ it‘ "- a . ‘. Study A“. . " ylll i HOUSEI/VIFE i y» - M THE GREEN HUSSAR - - - ‘rs . l 9 ' i * ~ a : » ii-itti Dorothy Du: "3"" ladies F ull Fashioned . _ l AND e "'""‘ s HENRY VON KHAN , » .~ l ~ y \~ . '3' - - (ooatldusd second of flemhglslnoedt u, _ \ Every Person Should Give Careful Consider- v m ’ m, ,,,;,"’m,,.',°,.,., ,5... , ,.,,,‘., . ' Q7 WW0! In xolsmstim of annoyance rues. .. A ativoliilfi) the Type of Man or Woman He lmmmm“. u, h,“ ma...“ ° m w “m, m, m, m, u.“ I l - I 1 . wdlnqiiliviflvl-ri-yeithree diodiiy important telephone. l - e Happiest Wltli After M31‘ officers in uniiomis other than 11$, he said. Vb have just received another large shipment f _ _ -- , riage Before Selecting a Mate "w" werellv "m1 by "w elflc- abruptly putting m: wit» WP ° ""1 ,. . .,..,.. 5...... d _, _ __ 7 _ _ e » en oi campaigning; doaninléo crcrrssed to"? bgdrooigeand. famous line of hosiery. All sizes are here lII s11 h... ‘ ' _. .~. iiitz-ii oi beau! i in thls l" throat wth ' l “m 9" 1' » w“! ° °°T hmd t . . _ u t y tome Ind 1M1" drivfeihn?“ 521270.51: . Boysand girls sre continually lsldfll ins what qualities they should points. They boarded Train Num- hhh, 5mm; an eh. ed“ Of m; newest shades, Take advhnmge of this co ' F '.\i\‘.k with humble. i 0n a generous layer‘ of emollient 100k ‘or m their prosmcuv. mu" To which I can only "my: “m” b” 7‘ just a‘ u w” puma m“ o! bed’ m vmked up m‘ “Whom mph“ -_ s , U‘ _ Using upward and Onward sbrokoé sort of B wife or husband do you went? Do you desire something for | the station oi Bonn st eight rewim, ‘augment to replenish your hosiery needs. _ A w__ ‘ ‘ H“ Wyn to {he mwly u massage [his mm mwkqlq - ornament or utility? A parlor omsment or {minutes past three this morning. 99mm, h, QM, pie”; w; mo V‘ . we“ as throat i‘ Over chpeilve a: a kitchen utensil? How does your fancy run. Get bin-y! Lhmugh m the mwh houu of .‘ . 2i.iii'.<i'l tusles, rind, across forehead. Wlih llllgtwbiln l lilo ma!” or ‘we? whlch do you Prater‘, mam adjusted a telephone Bum“ Adeuelz’ ma“ w“ a mo- . W“ l p," briékly enough to “lake .5 aigourcsws g5 morons? lAre you lookingkior Opetfitqy‘; headpiece. opened a merit-s silence. a, pause. a plug in, ' :u-i<.i1\:"l-=<1.—-§l<>fl‘ 01' reetlnwllm Mid tingling Keen On Partner? aAallléht-flitptliitfllnllizeevgrzllilxogslllg pine: and spoke mm the mouth‘ f,“ bmumoe. °'.'“.§‘,‘j,d““‘..,"h°,°”,,.,.°",,e°' . c I ‘ pa fig 11111 . - 6 Vm‘ i . en w .1.‘ I v l Tum M me ‘Mm “as dmaspearegilltglzrsévghsnlfvlifglfl g§£y0gofi£lfi8l giétwte lolftisefilgfliéitfl ‘that. lets Molotovieaehed into s drawer the haunting voice of Anne. ‘ g ‘l; .. ~ rind :. . ., excess, allow 3 llllrl, f“... .0 hf Yeas“ on no_pnoero i. g s. A yes- and bringing out a train schedule. The King sou-ted forward. His '*'—"'*- g. a hm... on “hm, mu 8,00? ‘ - _ stiétzied i5 calhreiuléy. Kl _ d voice caught an instant; then came ' . A... . 1;.» (Linn Naturally, .01.. -.i ' .. .. Th m. . m“ e °° Y» em Bel l1 lief name-half in a gasp and half ,, . ..... ............ t... time; were ee- Ien den-M m - we» 1‘()WSe 1‘()S td '. o. I “Tmkkd find Smooth after one hvad ‘m’ the mkini- Il- "ii-UY ‘W653i mat‘ tilled: Godmateclixlelfgirgcegeldlg nsoiwlot get TAlilml i . ‘ , J . . l. i; g, .~.._,, ._ treat l. 1-1 e._- . . _ _ ' - 5 - u 1' ' 6 V006 618MB!- . i " i 1 i u i me affix‘? rogtiuvuftaéh i311 r. pent ggnwgggltiicolngryguolizlaclggéitl bach. So if they are on ‘Train '14 You, darling, you! Oh. I've been d ; 3w wi .1 lrlflvi “W111 Wiu should su- .-. d... ..;.:\€,r,\_ you. The important thing 15 to get, the one 31;‘ gtggrifgflfifiyhzlrl: glagorlgtzget slhmwdbyb ‘hi; telephmmi I think’ ' ‘"' f dm *‘"~'~~— ~ e-.- l ~ . iirovcmeiit ~. i . lhfll airbeah to you foi- husban wi ~ ' 51"“ “Y Y“ - ventral European Arms 001i eience ' 116!‘ here for the o.‘ " _ q . ) t\qii ie a _ ii lim a iiioiiii._ M. , . ds and ves , llrorg o; t, _, A that, if you like, ygu can go has‘; H _ are Just as much a matter of individual taste mEhKIIESgV “$01111? mtgertfiéefneg‘: Have you. loge? murmured time he occupied these very rooms. and—~ Pomeranian Orendaniers, m2’ . ii V. t linimbltf/ xot £22373!) and water every other iflfafihfén°flobgfl§fgefliffl jfgisfiféeomm?“ teas?“ L?” we cannot’ ex- age consists‘ of a. Time. Cossack l0 Oil? Y0" ngzuglshg whatliilllhe ‘lxmg are Flesh? his wife, i _ _ , and i .- v ne an canno ge too in h f it. ' - ' your ca a a ons ormer mi f f), 1a.... and thing? owl)‘ c799"? °_Yl while we have no appetite for the other. The one agrees w.th using the named v0“ d“ Lam‘ a mmlmake m8 9° W81"? Y0“ W0 w-TIY- Oongrvative, Excellency, an- smiled at me from i?" egrlderburg ' _ a “Wk, l‘ 7‘ “m” lllfih a other gives us an acute pain. fllmkvy. the iii-clued mum 3°" I didn't sleep much. wot-ring swemd the man pmmpmq said, Good mommy. H,_T_':r'g’=i'fec3;° __ w y: clockwise‘ mm“ maxim“ “m it 15a sLfange [hmg ma; when even thoughtful and mlemgent people ‘hgenlohe, and Baron Raventlau. who about you, wondering where you | The King nodded briefly schwam only the (MW PM“ l S, -,. _ finzc-rizp, tend to'e1ievi...e‘cro;\,;1_ivonéempidto matrimony they concentrate all of their attention upon the “n?” “halfwa” Alexander n1 were. I was alone in the b01156 Then you consider yourself a I endorsed a note of ham. l? ,, .. s. or. £152.55‘Zziiifztlieiihpliitlifilf.‘i’??? “it. "by arusfriedsiztt .... Ger ‘carats-sitters: mi he iemtids~ Mei» Ems» he i! n _ t eves. Dip forvfin t; ~ i .' . , ' “e5 a W° W5 e ' 8-11 m‘ A good Roynlist? ask e DN- verses at ilhe Casino, d 7 h t I n press mom fimlrrcr) n ‘rich cream, ‘or her oualify in theblue-ribbon class of husbands and wives? But "llilllldfirln! 6W9- lste yesterday. Oh, darling. I am pnegm- m m. aggrieved tone. Why night Colonel von siediman m‘ u t. n H nwtresq Mg new?“ m“ "nae T} of P_\E- 'they neiei spend any tame in looking in their qtvh hem-is and mmds am; For a moment Molotov, still ig- so glad you are safely out of it an Exoenemy my howl is the only omly ordered m‘ ca“? ghraci. - ' l i - ‘ - ~ e _‘ , ‘ » .' W. lFTl i-iib |tryuiig to discowr ‘h t f i, h i; ~ i _ n ' th third pres t, l t - ‘ ' _ ‘ C-“llb rI ,2 1 l ~. Jim». (llflllflg f-hghtkv) around ziiirl zirniinrl my. ‘that is the really illipgrlmnllffixrig irlvlrrlaagrriagleb arl? jghifgersltlil And hgrlglgrewg eyes £18,226! oT/Xetr tile §xolwi I mlxlllnot Ilenrlobletiolyisgrtiiifned one that me Prince ofisaxe-Radig Dame from me and flood me 5 g} W , ,. , 5O h... 5...._ tical lines aim..- h.-... , ,_ . . . . , . ' . - , 11 Iam- 0W M -° God rest his Highness brave soul! drink at the bar. Prily, 5.... . t m “m m , Fro of me Yifkxf,‘ for pi oof oi this you hate only to think of the disgruntled husbands alert. tense form of Abraham Klein. have you w myseif alwgy5 where We, patronized exwp, perhaps colonel mew we I ill» _ ~ i -r 7 .1‘ iriien 2 ;.-\_ w _ .8 . ,. _ , _ . _ . - . . - —- r0 i'-- . p f ted dam‘ _ um 1sPd and pat H298 you know, the husbands and wives who aie always flgrting, the Then, veiling a look oi a satisfsc- an you, Alex? the Imperial Cage, md that is m... word_g_nhlzy you“, a ‘god ‘ell o a not have l. ,d Keg‘ usgands Bgittllhwflfi who complain that their mates negelct them or tion, he reached for the decoded he the Impeflfll Ann; 110m, 1 by Max Bus), my momemmlaw sow, And you Mk ma?‘ I, °l° 1 -"'"———€—-- 0 un ers an em. e most fth h bar-id; fin, 55a _ mm We, ' ' m I _ l n .. . . ion and BABY WHO DRIBBLES NEEDS lconscieiitious people who do their duly toezlichuiither wlxtlfiitvlvilevllstgeeth seet mcomgrliclgalguppkeb orders are w; m‘ u quickly u I why’ Excellency’ his Highness Rnyaust’ Exoenency! whyi h‘ _ i 1' -i ~‘ u-i lilll/‘lilj’ if ll . SPECIAL (‘Amy land desolation in their hearts. They make each oher miserable because specific, he said crisply. The 5mm, the King “amend the often spoke to me! During ‘the continued, his voice rising in l... . i. a : r dresses , If babi- dribblcs m the time it's lllmllfl‘ has sot ivhat he or she Want-S 1n a we or husband. but they matter of the King's arrival is w flying .15.’... pa...“ m., my... 0.. w“ . “m” “m the“ “W” digmm“ ‘t I ‘Pmwd l” @116“ F .1 _ ._ l .. .. .401‘ alter Filgnrfgglll’ a “Sllll the saliva“. Iiwoiild make some other man or woman happy ‘if only they had got the remain an absolute secret to us and which Hohenlohe and W“ d“ mnz :51’: fiéegakeignwthhfig: gm“ tgeog§illcerarliimtllifl' rmri the ».~ » -~ i n‘ ~. ~ iii n st orig cur- Z _ are a ti} » _ - ' rig it male. 11150 .3 coll d make tlib B‘ . . . , Q .1 H3O... r1. .0 dry i this is not at ail 3i.” llfitdgrenirfoli: l S0 I would say to a boy who was thinking of montage to vlvisect hlm- tchoinmmklérilzmwomelvzlbefllpgllig- w: 2:1» ‘oufjogvidtgrft fatinclifcrrienobeufi “T111: Just the Same for the old ark/toe- hom pal ° i‘ - rc- piiztlng away. °°°11Wl1¢e in early childhood and [self first and make sure °f “h” he “m”! 1n I W"? hem" 11¢ W135 ‘he are expressly prohibited from tak- i; an». Tum in . 1 my um’ week the Minis” o’ m‘, h" Continued) I ,,.V b, mm M, I iingetwrifl h... 1. ..,.,._ ,qll€lsl.l0n to any girl. If he wants a companion. let him beware of the 111g any measures until Commie mKlnsd mg? letdnohemohe qulrlmy War. Baron W" mm» Bil‘ " s- ,. H5; , . e ‘ h’ - . . N. .lit “t"h h" bt - . ~ P s“ . cc m; t is , fond irllgekfllfwnii 2m; o. _= ..d ,i_hoescf“cz‘f,‘,.cl.‘s‘gt,o‘,‘f§l lfégertloi; cwfglszcgg]? slhqihsggyhgglg ‘maévihiflgq ZuPDkes ltrrlval- 1 suggest, cried the Count grave- u r. i , ._h 7m needs Stead‘; chmnn; 0:22 and Whey éalds... and who never even reads headlines m the newspapem mwiixien is 311s 10o be? interrupted ly, that you tell Baron Raventlau ll q- “'11. 1- H. THOUGHTS him to keep his mouth h t mu‘ , Lu three weeks an intelligent man gets fed up with even the prettiest fool e m“ em‘ y‘ . “h” h“ haplmwd‘ 4 k,:~.~,‘.-,—...- 1h hm “aye.- Sleeping without a s11‘; ' ‘and thereafter matrimony is one never-ending yawn for him. I Th“ uwmoon’ replied Mqlomv Th” hmen" 51mm‘! wwm-ds u“ ~ " e *7 * r~ 5'2. r Mm 531F555 l..ttiffi..‘lé“.i’liti°iié’li“fis“tfiswif°rtf§ ll“ '-* “it? 1:"- fim °°‘ °“° °°‘°°“ "sesame" °" m“ , n" .- - i » - : - ‘ - ' . f . ~i\~ “’°°1l..f.’°§“ beg" rfirgz"eflhalg.iltbhe fqnsus ha“? .tu"ned and amused and make an evening atelliim: a? filly eiligtead e2: rs. Taking m‘ “Y” ‘m ‘hm-him Excellency. he starnmered un- 5 q , , "Rm w ‘l o j with gwgeriné and ‘Zgifqxthg jwm‘ l chore. No man ever tires of a. wife who is the best company he knows. ma“ a mmmm‘ M°l°wv 31am“! hBPl-‘vily. a 11105?» "JIWTWMW 111°!" l ' ., ,,._,..,,,_..,.hk,f_. should be day. ‘ “"9 a if you want a little playfellow, Dick out a good-locker Who is clothes- “tqgindismmk- 74 Ml arrive m xggmdtwglcvillhlcglilll! in; fifteen minutes, he ._ snapped. Take s cob and hurry to God-lite station st once. Here ls ell the money you should need for the present. It will be easy for you to recognize the Raventlau party. You are to follow the King wher- it is my duty to warn you. When I went downstairs the hotel detec~ irlve reported to me that he and his associates had noticed a young man walking up and down the pavement in front of the door. When questioned, the fellow was for s short 1 1i: zvaier ' P1. .\.ire into the hot '. rim first, as it may ll‘ .»~ii?<l(-i'i expansion iii l‘l’l‘_{0\\'§S€ and 771E‘ COOK'S CORNER Aiid to a girl I would say: Consider the kind of a husband that will slit your oun lines and complexion as carefully as you would a hat, and marry accordingly. Don't marry a man just because he is good-looking, or has a "way" with him, or because he looks a good bargain. Get the kind of a mate you really need. If you want a husband who won't bore you, pick out s man who can talk about something except himself. If you don't want to spend your life getting up and opening the doors for an intoxicated man, don't pick out s. Abraham Klein raised his hand stiffly in an earnest attempt at a salute and ran eagerly out of the room. XXII Early morning sulight streamed through the high French windows rearchingly at. the properietor. The Duke of Brandlonburg, he said slowly, holding the man's bewildered eyes, spoke well of you. That is why we are staying here- Ths Duke, murmured the man. flushing with pleasure. was most gracious to remember me. During , . (j l _ _ rm '— _ *_~— from the baby's crib, who is a wet blanket on every festive occasion and 9W1” he 1-5 801-118, $110K! "WWW!" at first sullein and than became de- = m" gbm QYTFMJ SUBMTTS who conceives it her sacred duty to reform you. me. Do you undrestand? 115m, grid abusive. that , _ Ti)‘ solfiiib ING AIR“, LOAF If you love to eat and are really marryinghfor it home, for pitys sake Perfectly, Comrade Commander. m, damn...” hm ho right, so 0M9.- ‘ a; i I‘_ Pffllfl-f-Mml 5mm.“ i _ v marry a cook. Dout propose any girl until you have sampled her suddenly i; worried gxpfg§lon mm ‘my, hm that’ m, may,“ what ’ ‘ 5- i" ~ mm" be rorix- A simple meat loaf is made as handiwork and tested her reactions toward the gas range and pots and clouded the face of Molotov. happened h; hhh 11; wouid make ho e5 . m . ma‘. Silrprlslligly , follows: Mince a polirld of pails. Don't mai-iy a g.rl w-ho hates the kitchen and who can't boil water Abraham, "he asked ShM-piy, 5.9 difference as {here were many 1 l. ow iviioso. skin feels tight flank or chuck steak and half a and ii-lio will throw most of your salary into the garbage can. There are yqu aymed? other eyes “umhmg and many , _. i.-- d m draw after wgsh- , pound of‘ ham or bacon. Put in no happier maiiiages than when two domestic peope get together and no No’ wmmchh cried x1e.“ quickly. omen waiting ‘or the tymm o! ‘ t 1 w .. .I\"l and flaky or is a boul ueith 1 1-4 cups fine brcad- unhappier ones than those iii which a home-loving man is married tofla 1 wuid no; m“; myseig, whhn 1 mam I_I dun‘ understand n at ‘ .1‘ (FXHIT? ought to crumbs. Add pepper and salt, a uomaii who keeps B 51°99)’ house and feeds him out o! PBPf-‘I bB-Bs Wh i! think 0g what, 1 could do with one a“ ' L. p. m}, crmms M... quarto.- of i; grated nutmeg, and she spends her time playing contract or running clubs. hand grmsde or automatic pistol- ii-he Km; looked 10h; and I 'i'll'.-lfll‘\ to lubricating a quarter o" a finely chopped of these l onion. or a small shallot. Mix all there is l well together and bmd With two beaten eggs. Form into a mm- pact roll and push inside s greas- ed loaf-tin, The greased paper over the top and steam for two and a half hours. When cold. or all present. n to believe that the in certain fats.- _ nu-n use cleansing . of snap and water t ' iir skin ionic is min 11:7‘ » mm. n" ht cream. iiow- loosen with a knife. turn out care- dmnkard“ If y” d” l’ want‘ a phuanderer w break y“: heart‘ do“ r’ of the Imperial Arms Hotel in Cior- s ' ti. b.- of the richest fully, and either brush \\'llll glaze “lee” a Womarkdlzasez‘ H you hgéiw Z“. n’: ctothgsusaméufilrgeivltfl litz. In the main living mom of m‘ shay he” last W” z the ‘1- vflrivtv _ preferably one or cover with flne. brown bread- l mm“ W“ happy,’ u“ up ‘ W's?‘ u y°ud m sutured the noysi sum chm = = * -. mt‘. no absorbed rather crumbs. This might also be baked l” egfalfvgif 1325.2“, fifstffh; you fun‘; Q‘, ‘hmummd o, y... m. m, gentlemen sprawled st their leisure ' ""“’.>-’§'. “ml? °'°‘“‘*" ‘w’ "‘ ‘h’ °"°“' to get that. That is the whole oi the secret of how to be happy tlwush l" 51"‘ “WW 8W" and BMW“- e r marrmi DoRDq-Hy 91x Comfort. mused Ooirnt Hohanlohe oontentedly, is God's greatest gift Sill oi "Ill IILQQIIIIIKII" A 10th Cum‘ to the naturally indolent! deep mosses of sin easy chair. is due largely to the in- defatigable J0ill..5'5 driving some twenty hours by motor to be here with our bags. The Counts reflection: were in- mild/ed by a discreet knock at the Oome in. ' esllel the King cheerily. A frock-coated hotelier bowed in Today's Short Wave Radio Program O_|.D DllTCl-l g ivour CLO DRAINS GOES FURTHER Ahloming-Tmilo ANOTHER iiuiiii PRODUCT -—tlie 100% Whole Wheat Cereal I CUBJOSITY A woman was very ill. Her doctor brought n. specialist to see her, she had warned her sister to hide behind a screen in the draw- (AITHBIIIQGIIW) YOU'|.l. ENJOY COOL, FRIDAY, AUGUST 13 COSTS LESS Mode in Canada iREE FROM HARSH tSCRATCHY GRIT.... YOU usso FOR ALL ‘TOUR CLEANING OLD DUTCH OFFERS YOU THESE IIANDSOME WM. A. ROGERS TABLE SPOONS I For only and the windmill panels from s) Old Dutch labels. Value. . . $1.50. This A-i Plus Quality Sihwvwcie Ii mode by Oneida, Lid. Don't Miss This Big Bargain This oileggood only in Canada, expires Dec. 31,1937 "u". OLD DUTCH CLEANSER, Deni D100 64 Macaulay Ava, Toronto l um enclosing vrlridm unnnle hem OH Duizh |oblll lo! <onis|e'llobel1iflnd____ f lo! whirb DHOII lend me J Wm A Rogers Tnhle shoe», and (ll/Ulfl! ion..." how | (on pol olhsr nieces or d cemnlsll Ill o1 Hui A1 Ilul quolily silverware. Nome Address P!ovinzl___ City. 9:30 a.in.—"The Cockade oi Mimi Pinson," words and music. TPA-Z, 19.6 m.,15.24 meg. MOSCOW 4 p.m.-Bolsheviks at the North Pole. RAN, i744, 1442, i210 6s 25 MEETS. TOKYO 4:45 p.m.——Folk Dance Songs. JZJ, 25.4 m., 11.80 meg; JZK, 19.7 m., 15.16 meg. ROME 6 p.m.—~News in English; 0on- cert; "Rome's Midnight Voice." 2R0, 25.4 m.. 11.81 meg. LONDON 6:45 p.m.—"Here Lived ....": David Livingston. The last oi a series of six talks GSP, 19.6 m., 15.31 meg; GSO. 19.7 m.. 15.18 meg; GSF, 19.8 m.. 15.14 meg.; GSD, 25.5 m., 11.75 meg. BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINE a p.m.—-Llght symphony Or- chestra LRX, 31.06 m.. 9.06 meg. BERLIN 8:30 p.m.--The Institute of Ger- man Fashion. DJD, 25.4 m.. 11.7‘! meg. (SAMOA! 8:45 ism-Concert Orchestra. YV5RC. 551.7 m., 5.8 meg. LONDON 9:30 p.m.—"Prelude to Success," a romance for broadcasting. GBG. 16 a m.. 17.79 meg; 051,110 m.. i516 mega; GSD. 25.5 m., 11.75 meg: 05B. 31.5 m.. 9.51 meg. PITTSBURGH 11:30 p,m.—-DX Club. WQXK. 48.8 m., 6.14 meg. REGINA 12:30 a m.—At the Red Gap social. old time variety show. CJRO, 48.7 m.. 6.15 mega; CJRX, 25.5 m., 11.72 meg. TOKYO 12:45 a.m .—l'-‘olk Songs of Japan, JZK, 19.7 m.. 15.16 meg. LYNDIIURST, AUSTRALIA 4:40 a.m (Saturday) ——Niitlonsl Prornna VKQLR, N‘ Pk- l.“ m9‘- i) ing-room, in order that she might overhear their opinion when in con- sultation sfter examination. When the doctors came into the drawing-room the specialist said: “Well. of all the ugly-looking women I ever saw, that one's the worst." "Ah? said the local doctor. "but wait ‘till you see the sister." PANTS VS. WIVES Wife—“No, I didn‘t sew a billion on your pants. I was too tired. Which is more important. any-way- your wife or your penis?" Husband: "Well. there ere places l can go without s wife." CYCLING TO AUSTRALIA LONDON-(CP) —- Three young men. going to Australia as settlers assisted by the Church of England Council for Empire Settlement, will make the journey by bicyvl! "(c999 where seas have to be crossed. ds ipeelsl are (o1 the syn. Your eyes ere svblected lolly ,~ to light glare. dim, smoke, alreln hem vsedlnpsowiog, worl- lvig. Help sewn melon your lies! ‘ priceless possession by cleansing, - ' ' seething and releiiing yew eyes with the dolly use of Murine. Heellhy eyes are beaviilol eyes. foreverlO yous Murine hes helped help eyes healthful and ruled. the doorway. clasping his chubby pink hands in front of his mldriff. Beaming and bowing. he ushered in s. head waiter, followed by two assistants carrying a long narrow table, every inch of which was covered with platters oi appetizers. Breakfast in a moment. Excell- eincies, he puned. but I felt a few appetizers first would not be amiss. Your Exicellencies must have been sorely tried by the discomforis of your trip, so I have permitted my- self the great liberty of bringing for your approval some caviar, the Soviet overlords seldom allow to go beyond their own tables, e bit oi sturgeon. worthy, I think, of your consideration, anchovies without the slightest trace of raltiness. Ganze Grubchen from a noble goose, some thin slices from a fat little woodoook. a melon that's as sweet ss honey sind es soft es snow, s morsel of cold grouse- Pleaseoo not go an, iniorrupwd the King hastily. Do let us dis. cover some of these delicious mysteries for ourselves. Bowing to the King. the hotelier closed the door behind himself ‘ins his retinue. As the King helped himself in e (M5650!!! mks radium’ J tlflllfl- Iii“! Ian. - men's 001g ieflovl flfiflifigi ii “Emu i lNL MUEJjETS wiioti: WHEAT iiisciius Mills in Canada l1! The iliialisr M: tangy OUT OUR WAY " OWOOH! we PICK ‘rw wA-ieiz eov 1o ‘TALK ‘l0. AND aotov PICKS ‘TH’ eio eoss - eov, we DON'T wave 1o HAVE ouiz REFRESHING QUAKER PUFFED RICE, T00! Fuiziuisi-i SMALL sHovELs- H! THE UHDERLINO$ -.~