The Matter! Gem, UPEI 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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     UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE 
     
     EXAM FOR ARTSIES 
     
     & BUSINESS STUDENTS 
     
    
   
   
    
     1. What language is spoken 
     
     by French Canadians? 
     
    

    
     2. Give the important 
     
     characteristics of the 
     
     ancient Babylonian Em— 
     
     pire with particular re- 
     
     ference to architecture, 
     
     literature law and social 
     
     conditions 0R print 
     
     your name. ,, 
     
    

    
     3. What religion is the 
     
     pope? Jewish, Catholic, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hindu, Moslem or 
     
     Anglican (check one 
     
     only). ' 
     
    
   
   
    
     4. Would you ask William 
     
    
   
   
    
     .1 THE 
     
    
   
   
    
     Shakespeare to: (build a 
     
     bridge, sail the ocean, 
     
    
   
   
    
     lend you money, or write' 
     
    
   
   
    
     a play.) 
     
    
   
   
    
     . What is a silver dollar 
     
    
   
   
    
     made of? 
     
    

    
     What time is it when the 
     
     big hand is on the 5 and 
     
     the little hand is on the 8? 
     
     How many command- 
     
     ments was Moses given? 
     
     (approx.) 
     
    

    
     What team did Arnold 
     
     Palmer play for? 
     
    

    
     Spell: Artsie, simple, 
     
     useless, boring, fish. 
     
     What are people who 
     
     live in Canada’s far 
     
     north called: (Westerners, 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ll. 
     
    
   
   
    
     ENGINEER’S 
     
    
   
   
    
     Southerners, Easterners, 
     
     Northerners?) 
     
    

    
     Six Kings of England 
     
     have been called George, 
     
     the last of which was 
     
     George VI. Name the 
     
     previous five. 
     
    
   
   
    
     12. Where does rain come 
     
     from? (USA, marketing 
     
     boards, Eaton’s, sky.) 
     
    

    
     13. Can you explain Einstein’s 
     
     theory of relativity? (Yes 
     
     or No) 
     
    

    
     14. P.E.I. is the abbreviation 
     
     for what province? 
     
    

    
     15. Where is the basement in 
     
     a three storey building? 
     
    

    
     16. What are coat hangers 
     
    
   
   
    
     used for? 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
        
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
         
     
          
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     The World of Computing 
     
    
   
   
    
     By Logik Gates 
     
    
   
   
    
     If you own a computer or 
     
     know someone who does, 
     
     this column is for you! Even 
     
     if you don’t know a thing 
     
     about computers, yOu can 
     
     find out what having a com- 
     
     puter is really like. 
     
    

    
     In software (expensive 
     
     games and such that cost 
     
     more than the computer in 
     
     the end), InvisiCorp and 
     
     Blunderbombed Software 
     
     have introduced some . re- 
     
     voulutionarypackages. 
     
    

    
     I suppose you’re aware of 
     
     InvisiCorp’s package, Invisi- 
     
     Calc, whish is .so invisible 
     
     that even the computer can’t 
     
     detect it. Shelling out $10 for 
     
     a blank disk is a bargain at 
     
    

    
     ' IBM (Insidiously Bent 
     
     Minds), so it sold well. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     I 
     
    
   
   
    
     program! As 
     
    
   
   
    
     There answer to integrated 
     
     software has arrived. Dis- 
     
     Integrated Software has 
     
     arrived! The first program in 
     
     the new line of software is 
     
     InvisiBill. The package 
     
     doesn’t even include a disk! 
     
     At $50 per package that con- 
     
     tains absolutely nothing, this 
     
     is quite an improvement! 
     
    

    
     Now there’s no chance of 
     
     accidentally wrecking the 
     
     well, any 
     
     number of copies can be 
     
     made at will! 
     
    

    
     Blunderbombed Software, 
     
     on the other hand, is intro- 
     
     ducing a line for the do-it— 
     
     yourselfer, Do-It-Yourself 
     
     Software.‘The only limit to 
     
     what can be done is your 
     
     imagination. However, as- 
     
     sembly (language) is required. 
     
     IBM (Incredibly Bulky Ma- 
     
    
   
   
    
     chines) is introducing a line 
     
     of analog pencils and pens, 
     
     which just happen to be com- 
     
     patible with any system. At 
     
     $100 a piece, it’s a steal! 
     
    

    
     Commadoor is now offer- 
     
     ing its special line of user- 
     
     friendly always and never 
     
     logic gates. They are easy and 
     
     hard to get, respectively. 
     
    

    
     Atarry is attempting to 
     
     create a new standard by 
     
     marketing NAM chips. 'NAM 
     
     stands for non-accessible 
     
     memory. It is believed that 
     
     they are to be sold to the 
     
     Soviets. According to rumor, 
     
     they were designed by G. 
     
     Gordon Liddy for that exact 
     
     purpose. 
     
    

    
     Well, that’s all you never 
     
     knew about what really goes 
     
     min the world of computers. 
     
     Until then, keep on hacking! 
     
    
   
   
    
              
     
    
   
   
    
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