The Cadre, Sept. 29, 1975,'pa'ge' 2 'Br‘en and'Rev. Ian Wont V Mr. Funk and Mr. Wagnall have their own definition ' of what a Chaplain is. But what is YOUR idea of the Chaplain and his function on campus? Hopefully, you would not see us as poor men's Gurus, waiting around for the opportunity of handing down profound words of wis- dom from on high.’ Nor would" we want you to see us as "problem solvers" equipped to give a ready, pat answer to any and every difficulty. .We have a horror of being considered resident "Mar— rying Sams"...mere funct- ionaries available for adding a little clerical swish to hatching, matching or dispatching! What then is a Chaplain? What is his role or roles on campus? Alas—-—no one— sentence answer. To sprinkle in a little St. Paul for flavour, it could be said that he is "all things to all men." To the Catholic university student, the Chap—* lain first and foremost is a priest with a fairly well— defined role within the Catholic faith. To the Protestant university stud-e ent, the Chaplain again has a fairly definite role as a minister of the church. Does this mean then, that if' you are not a paid—up, practising member of a rel- igious body, the Chaplains will have nothing to do with you, will take no interest in you? Since we have to be careful with our language, we'll let Eliza Doolittle answer for us in quite unchaplain—like words: "Not bloody likely?" We would like to think that we are interested in PEOPLE. Not as potential converts but simply as human beings. Human Reings who, like the rest of us, are poking their way along trying to find To Clear Upo Misunderstonding This is an attempt to cl— ear up a misunderstanding wh— ich has arisen regarding the use of typewriters in the Rob— ertson Library. As was observed, there are rooms containing typewriters in the library.~ These include rooms available to students and prof essors on a weekly or semester basis where the users are permitted to leave personal belongings for the duration of their stay. Typewriters in these ' CANADA'S LARGEST SERVICE $3.50 par pm. Sand now for latest catalog. En- dosa $5.00 to cover return post- age. ESSAY SERVICES 57 Spadina Av... Suite #208 Toronto. Ontario. Canada (416) 368-649 Our research service is sold for research assistance only. Campus Rops.~raqulra.d. Please wrna. rooms are the property of a student or professor, and, naturally, cannot be used by other 5 without the owner's their place to love and be loved in this world. Have the Chaplains got all the answers about loving and being loved? Of course... ...NOT! But they do have their views as you have yours. And a great deal of thinking and learning goes on in a sincere yack—session when people level with One another about matters of genuine, mutual concern. ’ We are as interested in day students, ie. those living off campus, as we are in those in residence. We are concerned with meet- ing anyone and everyone. The big question right now, how— ever, is WHO AND WHERE ARE - ‘ 'YOU? For those’in residence, we recently sent out a form to every mailbox asking for name, campus address, year of studies and religious denomination. Even if you fill out the r.d. blank with "none", please take the not available during the sum- mer when the typewriters were undergoing their annual over- re Talk With “You trouble to return the form through the intrauniversity mail. This will help us get Vin touch.w€ontact with non- resident students is another problem but4we shall think of something. / Thus endeth the message unto ye student,body from your friendly neigh— bourhood Chaplains. If you are new on campus, there remains only to tell you that We are located in the Main building, first floor with offices in Student Services. Contact by phone in through the U.P.E.I. witchbaord. But freshman or not, res— ident or not, you don't need an appointment. Drop by between or after classes to say hello. Most welcome anytime! “ Ian Glass Bren Megannety, i Chaplains. In any case, we like the Is- land girls just find. Very fine indeed. ‘haul, but this service is now {at the disposal of any student who has need of it. Susan Manovill 'CirCulation Librarian‘ IIT! Dear Editor: The overall dis— gusting nature of the recent letters about jocks not "getting 'it" forced me to hold my tongue. Again.. 'However, now I feel I must speak. . Although times are dry for some of the newcomers, a few or us are having a good time, (quality as well as quantity). So the transvestite who is the ' campus King/Queen of IT, may take this to enlighten hiflVher self. In response to last week's letteerrom "The Jocks", my PermiSSion- However, there aréown experience would dictate also two rooms containing tYP'that most female jocks are de— ewriters (five) which are for the general use of students wishing to type papers and , assignments on a first come first serve basis. The locat— ion of these rooms is clearly marked on the directories in the library. This service was rm ' naim STEAD’S PHARMACY v With Two’gWay‘Radio quippad Cars priving themselves of a good time (perhaps for athletic reasons?). In this day, all the female athletes who don't look like toads (there are a few), should open up with some physical exploits away from the field. $333107. Sincerely,» Four,Football Players 53W) 3'” “warm 3 “GIG ' .' i ‘l . wfif‘ *\ “g.- Q% L We have here a lit- tle joke for those of you who are lighthearted in? dividuals and appreciate sophisticated humour of the type printed infthis newspaper{ What's brown and sounds" like a bell????? ' DUNG. 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