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      Sports
      Editorial
     
     
      Best
      of
      Charlottetown
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      MC
      eT
     
     
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      Cat
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      Charlotietown’s
      most
      trusted
      news
      source.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Editorial
      04:
      The
      Newspaper
      is
      Dead.
     
    

    
     
      You
      are
      fucking
      lucky.
     
    

    
     
      You
      probably
      picked
      this
     
     
      school
      because
      ,
      “[UPEI]
      was
      real-
     
     
      ly
      cheap
      and
      I
      was
      really
      lazy
      and
      I
     
     
      didn’t
      get
      off
      my
      ass
      to
      apply
      to
     
     
      another
      university
      I
      wanted
      to
      go
     
     
      to.”
      [p.4]
     
    

    
     
      And
      mostly
      you
      probably
     
     
      got
      what
      you
      deserved.
      But
      now
     
     
      you
      are
      here
      during
      the
      guilded
      age
     
     
      of
      the
      student
      newspaper:
      The
     
     
      Cadre.
     
    

    
     
      Read
      the
      Guardian
      sports
     
     
      section
      and
      tell
      me
      there
      is
      any-
     
     
      thing
      this
      true:
     
    

    
     
      “There
      was
      a
      beer
      tent
      at
     
     
      Saturday’s
      game
      but
      it
      did
      not
     
     
      appear
      to
      increase
      student
      atten-
     
     
      dance.
      However,
      fans’
      responses
      to
     
     
      the
      referees
      calls
      seemed
      to
      be
     
     
      increased.”
      [p.14]
     
    

    
     
      Find
      a
      better
      summation
      of
     
     
      the
      Atlantic
      Film
      festival
      than
     
     
      SML’s
      losers
      are
      winners
      [p.12].
     
     
      Send
      it
      to
      me,
      and
      if
      I
      agree,
      if
      it
     
     
      even
      comes
      close,
      I
      will
      give
      you
     
     
      twenty
      bucks.
      I
      am
      very
      serious
     
     
      about
      the
      offer.
      It
      does
      not
      have
      to
     
     
      be
      published
      or
      even
      fully
      written.
     
     
      I
      will
      be
      accepting
      any
      competitors
     
     
      to
      Stephan’s
      reviews
      all
      month
      and
     
     
      the
      entry
      deadline
      can
      be
      extended
     
     
      if
      you
      have
      a
      particularly
      com-
     
     
      pelling
      reason,
      or
      if
      you
      are
      hot.
     
    

    
     
      Next
      I
      wish
      to
      discuss
      the
     
     
      status
      of
      our
      competitors
      on
      this
     
     
      Island.
      I
      would
      like
      to
      discuss
      how
     
     
      we
      can
      boldly
      state,
      without
      a
      trace
     
     
      of
      irony,
      that.
      The
      Cadre
      is
     
     
      Charlottetown’s
      “Most
      trusted
     
     
      news
      source.”
      The
      reasons
      are
      too
     
     
      long
      to
      mention
      but
      let
      us
      say
      that
     
     
      a
      lack
      of
      decent
      funding
      never
      kept
     
     
      this
      paper
      from
      publishing
      com-
     
     
      pelling
      and
      funny
      content.
     
    

    
     
      Not
      as
      funny
      as
      now
      you
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      understand;
      now
      we
      are
      rich
      with
     
     
      technology
      and
      riches.
      Now
      we
      are
     
     
      much
      funnier
      than
      anyone
      else
      has
     
     
      ever
      been
      except
      maybe
      the
     
     
      Smurfs.
      They
      were
      funny
      and
      blue
     
     
      and
      midgets.
      There
      is
      no
      compet-
     
     
      ing
      with
      that.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Speaking
      of
      funny,
      for
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      those
      of
      you
      who
      haven’t
      figured
      it
     
     
      out
      but
      are
      the
      editorial
      reading
     
     
      types,
      the
      idea
      is
      to
      pull
      out
      The
     
     
      Faction,
      fold
      it
      backwards
      and
     
     
      begin.
      Seriously,
      Jeff
      will
      have
      an
     
     
      aneurism
      soon
      if
      the
      good
      people
     
     
      don’t
      cooperate,
      so
      just
      do
      like
      it
     
     
      says.
     
    

    
     
      Penultimately,
      I
      would
      like
     
     
      to
      make
      mention
      of
      the
      two
      million
     
     
      pound
      snowball
      that
      has
      become
     
     
      Triskaidekapohbia.
      We
      have
      now
     
     
      confirmed
      ten
      acts
      for
      the
      show.
     
    

    
     
      Five
      will
      play
      upstairs
      and
     
     
      five
      will
      play
      downstairs.
     
     
      began
      as
      a
      lark
      type
      idea
      has
      now
     
     
      gained
      the
      potential
      of
      being
      a
      truly
     
     
      amazing
      night
      of
      music
      with
      no
     
     
      poetry
      at
      all.
     
    

    
     
      But
      The
      Cadre,
      unlike
      the
     
     
      show
      on
      October
      the
      13th,
      Friday
     
     
      the
      13th
      for
      which
      tickets
      are
      now
     
     
      on
      sale
      at
      The
      Barn,
      Bookstore
      and
     
     
      The
      Cadre,
      will
      soon
      have
      poetry.
     
     
      That’s
      right.
     
    

    
     
      Get
      ready
      to
      cringe
      you
     
     
      noodle
      armed
      verse
      haters,
      the
     
     
      stanzas
      are
      coming.
      If
      you
      are
      a
     
     
      poet,
      or
      know
      one,
      or
      live
      with
      one,
     
     
      or
      have
      a
      friend
      who
      likes
      poetry,
     
     
      or
      likes
      to
      tell
      women
      he
      writes
     
     
      poetry,
      then
      we
      want
      your
      submis-
     
     
      sions.
      Seriously,
      we
      want
      any
      poet-
     
     
      ry
      you
      can
      dream
      of
      or
      to.
     
    

    
     
      And
      photos
      of
      you
      too.
      If
     
     
      you
      are
      hot.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      What
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
       
        
     
     
       
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
       
        
     
     
        
       
     
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Marc
      Macdonald
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Apvenrising
      Manacen
     
     
      Stephan
      Macleod
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Reporter
     
     
      James
      Scheib
     
     
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