By
      Stephan
      MacLeod
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      It
      takes
      a
      sperm
      one
     
     
      hour
      to
      swim
      seven
      inches.
     
     
      OPINION:
      I'd
      hate
      to
      use
      the
     
     
      swimming
      pool
      after
      a
      sperm.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      initial
      spurt
      of
      ejac-
     
     
      ulate
      travels
      at
      28
      miles
      per
     
     
      hour.
      By
      way
      of
      comparison,
     
     
      the
      world
      record
      for
      the
      100
     
     
      yard
      dash
      is
      27.1
      miles
      per
     
     
      hour.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      I'm
      sure
      people
     
     
      would
      pay
      money
      to
      see
      a
      race
     
     
      between
      the
      world's
      fastest
     
     
      man,
      and
      an
      initial
      spurt
      of
     
     
      ejaculation.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Honking
      of
      car
      horns
      for
     
     
      a
      couple
      that
      just
      got
      married
     
     
      is
      an
      old
      superstition
      to
      insure
     
     
      great
      sex.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Next
      time
      someone
     
     
      cuts
      you
      off
      in
      traffic,
      don't
     
     
      honk
      your
      horn
      at
      them.
      Just
     
     
      have
      sex
      with
      their
      wife.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT
      :
      The
      most
      successful
      X-
     
     
      rated
      movie
      of
      all
      time
      is
      'Deep
     
     
      Throat’.
      It
      cost
      less
      than
     
     
      $25,000
      to
      make
      it
      and
      has
     
     
      earned
      more
      than
      $600
      million
     
     
      dollars.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      oe
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      OPINION:
      You
      can
      make
      a
      lot
     
     
      of
      money
      with
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      movies.
     
     
      You
      just
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      to
      get
      over
      that
     
    

    
     
      fear
      of
      dogs.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Egyptians
      inserted
     
     
      stones
      into
      their
      vagina
      to
      pre-
     
     
      vent
      pregnancy.
      (It
      worked
      kind
     
     
      of
      like
      the
      modern
      |UD
      by
      pre-
     
     
      venting
      implantation).
     
     
      OPINION:
      Well
      that
      explains
     
     
      why
      the
      Egyptians
      walked
      so
     
     
      funny.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      In
      Medieval
      France
     
     
      unfaithful
      wives
      were
      made
      to
     
     
      chase
      a
      chicken
      through
      town
     
     
      while
      naked.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Now
      a
      days
      the
     
     
      French
      deal
      with
      adultery
      ina
     
     
      court
      of
      law,
      where
      the
      unfaith-
     
     
      ful
      wife
      chases
      a
      chicken
      while
     
     
      naked.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Napoleon's
      penis
      was
     
     
      sold
      to
      an
      American
      Hrolaget
     
     
      for
      $40,000.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      They
      didn't
      call
      him
     
     
      Bonaparte
      for
      nothing.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Seventy
      percent
      of
     
     
      women
      would
      rather
      have
     
     
      chocolate
      than
      sex.
      (Poll
      taken
     
     
      in
      a
      1995
      popular
      women's
     
     
      magazine).
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      If
      someone
      came
      up
     
     
      on
      the
      street
      and
      asked
      me
      if
     
     
      I'd
      prefer
      chocolate
      or
      sex,
      it
     
    
   
   
    
     
      would
      all
      depend
      on
      how
      much
      -
     
    
   
   
    
     
      money
      |
      had.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      same
      chemical
     
     
      responsible
      for
      the
      ecstatic
     
     
      highs
      of
      love
      and
      sexual
      attrac-
     
     
      tion,
      phenylethylamine,
      is
      also
     
     
      found
      in
      chocolate.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Hence
      the
      tradition
     
     
      of
      giving
      a
      box
      of
      chocolates
     
     
      and
      a
      syringe
      of
      phenylethy-
     
     
      lamine
      to
      a
      loved
      one.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      Oneirogmophobia
      is
      the
     
     
      fear
      of
      wet
      dreams.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      There's
      nothing
     
     
      more
      embarrassing
      than
      wak-
     
     
      ing
      up
      in
      a
      wet
      bed,
      except
     
     
      maybe
      waking
      up
      in
      an
      aquari-
     
     
      um.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      male
      fetus
      is
      capa-
     
     
      ble
      of
      attaining
      an
      erection
      dur-
     
     
      ing
      the
      last
      trimester.
     
     
      OPINION:
      "Aw
      isn't
      that
      cute?
     
     
      He's
      kicking
      again...wait
      that's
     
     
      not
      his
      foot..oh
      god."
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      A
      survey
      conducted
      by
     
     
      Masters
      and
      Johnson
      in
      the
     
     
      early
      1980s
      revealed
      that
      the
     
     
      third-most
      frequent
      fantasy
     
     
      amongst
      both
      homosexual
      men
     
     
      and
      women
      was
      a
      heterosexu-
     
     
      al
      encounter.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      My
      third
      most
      fre-
     
     
      quent
      fantasy
      is
      meeting
      Dolly
     
     
      Parton.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      According
      to
      the
      Kinsey
     
     
      Institute,
      half
      of
      the
      men
      raised
     
     
      on
      farms
      have
      had
      a
      sexual
     
     
      encounter
      with
      an
      animal.
     
     
      OPINION:
      Does
      that
      include
     
     
      men
      raised
      at
      fish
      farms?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FACT:
      The
      word
      "sex"
      was
     
     
      coined
      in
      1382.
     
    

    
     
      OPINION:
      Before
      1382,
     
     
      humans
      didn't
      need
      physical
     
     
      contact.
      They'd
      spawn
      in
      pairs
     
     
      or
      in
      groups.
      Males
      and
     
     
      females
      released
      milt
      and
      eggs
     
     
      into
      the
      water
      at
      the
      same
     
     
      time.
      These
      were
      mixed
     
     
      together
      and
      the
      eggs
      were
     
     
      fertilized.
      The
      fertilized
      eggs
     
     
      floated
      away
      in
      the
      current
      or
     
     
      sunk
      to
      the
      bottom,
      where
      they
     
     
      lay
      with
      the
      substrate.
      There
     
     
      was
      no
      parental
      care
      given,
      so
     
     
      large
      amounts
      of
      eggs
      were
     
     
      produced.