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      Movies
      to
      see
      this
      summer
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Continued
      from
      page
      10
     
    
   
   
    
     
      2001.
      I
      have
      seen
      the
      documentary
     
     
      numerous
      times
      and
      it
      still
      never
      ceases
     
     
      to
      impress
      me.
      “Lords
      of
      Dogtown”
     
     
      comes
      out
      June
      3
      and
      well,
      there
      is
     
     
      no
      doubt
      that
      it
      will
      be
     
     
      well
      received
      by
     
     
      anyone
      who
      is
      a
      fan
      of
     
     
      sports
      at.
      as
     
     
      Nonetheless,
      I
      think
      it
     
     
      will
      be
      a
      film
      that
     
     
      everyone
      should
      see
      if
     
     
      they
      are
      at
      all
      interested
     
     
      in
      the
      culture
      of
      today’s
     
     
      youth
      and
      where
      it
      has
     
     
      its
      roots.
     
    

    
     
      The
      last
      film
     
     
      that
      I
      want
      to
      talk
      about
     
     
      is
      one
      that
      I
      am
      sure
     
     
      everyone
      has
      heard
     
     
      something
      about,
      and
     
     
      that
      is
      “Charlie
      and
      the
      Chocolate
     
     
      Factory.”
      The
      movie
      is
      by
      Warner
     
     
      Bros.
      Pictures
      and
      is
      directed
      by
      Tim
     
     
      Burton.
      Iam
      certain
      we
      are
      all
      familiar
     
     
      with
      at
      least
      one
      of
      Tim
      Burton’s
      films,
     
     
      which
      include
      “Big
      Fish’’(2003),
      “Planet
     
     
      of
      the
      Apes”(2001),
      and
      of
      course
     
     
      “Beetle
      Juice”(1988).
      “Charlie
      and
      the
     
     
      Chocolate’
      Factory”
      is
      based
      on
      the
     
     
      children’s
      book
      by
      Roald
      Dahl
      which
     
     
      was
      published
      first
      in
      1964
      and
      then
     
     
      re-released
      by
      Puffin
      Books
      in
      1988.
     
     
      Tim
      Burton’s
      film
      is
      a
      re-make
      ofa
      film
     
     
      that
      was
      made
      in
      the
      late
      70’s,
      one
      that
     
     
      I
      am
      sure
      many
      of
      you
      have
      seen
      at
     
     
      one
      time
      or
      another.
      I
      personally
      have
     
     
      seen
      the
      movie
      more
      than
      five
      times
      and
     
     
      am
      currently
      reading
      the
      book
      for
      about
     
     
      the
      tenth
      time...ok,
      ok,
      so
      I
      don’t
      use
     
     
      my
      time
      that
      wisely,
      but
      we
      will
      all
      need
     
     
      something
      to
      do
      now
      that
      Myron’s
      will
     
     
      not
      house
      our
      antics
      every
      Saturday
     
     
      night
      anymore.
      The
      movie
      tells
      the
      story
     
     
      of
      a
      poor
      boy
      named
      Charlie
      Bucket
     
     
      who
      lives
      near
      Willy
      Wonka’s
      famous
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Chocolate
      factory.
      Charlie
      lives
      with
      his
     
     
      parents
      and
      four
      grandparents,
      one
      of
     
     
      whom
      goes
      by
      the
      name
      of
      Grandpa
     
     
      Joe.
      Grandpa
      Joe
      tells
      Charlie
      great
     
     
      stories
      about
      the
      factory
     
     
      every
      night,
      and
      when
      a
     
     
      contest
      begins
      that
      gives
     
     
      a
      few
      lucky
      people
      the
     
     
      chance
      to
      have
      a
      tour
      of
     
     
      the
      factory,
      both
      Charlie
     
     
      and
      Grandpa
      Joe
      are
     
     
      quite
      excited.
      Of
      course
     
     
      through
      some
      bit
      of
     
     
      luck,
      Charlie
      wins
      a
     
     
      place
      in
      the
      tour
      of
      the
     
     
      factory,
      and
      the
      rest
      of
     
     
      the
      story
      tells
      about
      their
     
     
      adventure
      with
      Willy
     
     
      Wonka
      and_
      his
     
     
      marvelous
      chocolate
     
     
      factory.
      The
      highlight
      of
      the
      cast
      is,
      of
     
     
      course
      Johnny
      Depp,
      who
      plays
      the
     
     
      famous
      Willy
      Wonka.
      I
      think
      that
      if
      you
     
     
      are
      familiar
      with
      the
      book,
      you
      will
     
     
      agree
      when
      I
      say
      that
      Johnny
      Depp
      will
     
     
      do
      a
      perfect
      job
      playing
      Willy
      Wonka.
     
     
      If
      you
      are
      not
      familiar
      with
      the
      book,
     
     
      then
      I
      am
      sure
      that
      you
      will
      still
      agree
     
     
      that
      Johnny
      Depp
      is
      a
      sensational
      talent
     
     
      and
      will
      still
      make
      the
      movie
      an
     
     
      enjoyable
      experience.
      Other
      movies
     
     
      that
      have
      been
      made
      from
      the
      books
     
     
      of
      Roald
      Dahl
      include
      “The
     
     
      Witches”(1990),
      and
      “James
      and
      the
     
     
      Giant
      Peach”
      (1996).
      “Charlie
      and
      the
     
     
      Chocolate
      Factory”
      comes
      out
      July
      15"
     
     
      and
      I
      think
      it
      will
      be
      well
      worth
      seeing,
     
     
      as
      it
      will
      bring
      out
      the
      kid
      in
      all
      of
      us.
     
    

    
     
      Well,
      I
      must
      thank
      you
      for
     
     
      taking
      the
      time
      to
      read
      this,
      and
      I
      hope
     
     
      you
      enjoy
      any
      or
      all
      of
      these
      movies
      if
     
     
      you
      choose
      to
      see
      them.
      Enjoy
      your
     
     
      summer.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Lucky
      There’s
      A
      Family
      Guy!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Continued
      from
      page
      10
     
    
   
   
    
     
      are
      several
      websites
      dedicated
      to
      the
     
     
      show.
      Last
      summer,
      some
      friends
      loaned
     
     
      me
      season
      one
      and
      two
      of
      the
      show
     
     
      and
      I
      couldn’t
      stop
      watching
      them.
     
     
      (Truly,
      I’d
      seen
      the
      light!)
      And
      now
     
     
      starting
      May
      1*,
      Fox
      will
      begin
      running
     
     
      all-new
      episodes
      of
      The
      Family
      Guy.
     
    

    
     
      It’s
      hard
      not
      to
      laugh
      at
      the
     
     
      antics
      of
      Griffin
      family.
      Peter
      (Seth
     
     
      MacFarlane),
      the
      dumber-than-a-bag-
     
     
      of-hammers
      patriarch,
      his
      well-meaning
     
     
      wife
      Lois
      (Alex
      Borstein),
      his
      whiny
     
     
      daughter
      Meg
      (the
      lovely
      Mila
      Kunis),
     
     
      her
      dumbass
      of
      a
      brother
      Chris
      (Seth
     
     
      Green),
      baby
      brother,
      Stewie,
      (Seth
     
     
      MacFarlane),
      who
      wants
      world
     
     
      domination,
      and
      Brian,
      the
      talking
      dog.
     
     
      But,
      who
      can
      forget
      Peter’s
      friends,
     
     
      Cleveland,
      Cop
      Joe
      Swanson
      and
      man-
     
     
      whore
      Quagmire
      (Quagmire
      walks
      into
     
     
      a
      lesbian
      bar:
      “Hey,
      any
      of
      you
      ladies,
     
     
      ever
      been
      penetrated?)?
      All
      these
     
     
      characters
      make
      up
      the
      wacky
      world
     
     
      that
      is
      Quahog,
      Rhode
      Island.
      There
     
    
   
   
    
     
      are
      many
      classic
      episodes
      worth
     
     
      mentioning,
      such
      as
      when
      Brian
      became
     
     
      a
      police
      dog
      and
      develops
      an
      addiction
     
     
      to
      cocaine;
      Peter
      and
      Chris
      going
      to
     
     
      extreme
      lengths
      to
      save
      their
      favorite
     
     
      show,
      Gumble
      To
      Gumble
      from
      being
     
     
      cancelled;
      Peter
      replacing
      Meg’s
      story
     
     
      in
      the
      school
      paper
      with
      the
      headline
     
     
      “Luke
      Perry
      Is
      Gay,”
      and
      the
      episode
     
     
      where
      Peter
      becomes
      the
      Grim
      Reaper
     
     
      and
      has
      to
      kill
      the
      cast
      of
      Dawson's
     
     
      Creek!
      Just
      like
      The
      Simpsons,
     
     
      Family
      Guy
      is
      not
      afraid
      to
      make
      fun
     
     
      of
      pop-culture,
      but
      unlike
      The
     
     
      Simpsons,
      they
      haven’t
      grown
      stale
      (at
     
     
      least
      not
      yet
      anyway)
      in
      the
      writing
     
     
      department.
      What
      they
      have
      done
      is
     
     
      establish
      a
      show
      so
      politically
      incorrect
     
     
      that
      it
      is
      hard
      not
      to
      laugh
      at.
      So,
      circle
     
     
      the
      date
      on
      your
      calendar,
      May
      1*,
     
     
      because
      the
      Griffins
      are
      returning
      to
     
     
      television!
      For
      more
      info
      about
      the
     
     
      show
      check
      out
      their
      website
      at
      http://
     
     
      www.fox.com/familyguy/.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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