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      “ENGINEERS
      DO
      IT
      WITH
      PRECISION™
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ENGINEERING
      SOCIETY
      NEWS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      On
      Friday,
      Nov.
      20/92,
      the
      Association
      of
      Professional
      Engi-
     
     
      neers
      of
      PEI
      held
      their
      annual
      meeting.
      The
      awards
      luncheon
     
     
      was
      attended
      by
      a
      delegation
      of
      students
      from
      the
      Engineering
     
     
      Society.
      The
      A.P.E.P.E.I.
      presented
      the
      Young
      Engineer
     
     
      Achievement
      Award
      to
      Peter
      Toombs,
      P.Eng.,
      the
      Community
     
     
      service
      Award
      to
      Rev.
      Charles
      MacDonald,
      P.Eng.,
      and
      the
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Ralph
      L.
      Woodside,
      P.Eng.
      Memorial
      Award
      to
      Norman
      F.
     
     
      Stewart,
      P.Eng.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Once
      again,
      we
      would
      like
      to
      show
      you
      a
      guaranteed
      way
      to
     
     
      solve
      any
      problem
      youcome
      across
      in
      life.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      PROBLEM
      SOLVING
      FLOWSHEET
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      did
      you\
      NQ
     
     
      ae
     
    
   
   
    
     
      yes
      |
     
     
      you
      dumb
      shi#@
      !
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      .
      ING
      PROBLEM
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      10.
      Engineering
      321
      -
      “‘Dynamics’’
     
    

    
     
      9.
      Brian
      Mulroney
     
    

    
     
      8.
      Music
      in
      Weight
      room
      at
      the
      Field
      House
     
     
      7.
      Any
      Arts
      course
     
    
   
   
    
     
      6.
      CMT
     
    

    
     
      5.
      Bio.
      party
     
    

    
     
      4.
      Maclean’s
      Magazine
     
    

    
     
      3.
      The
      Constitution
     
    

    
     
      2.
      Conversation
      with
      an
      Artsie
     
     
      1.
      Any
      other
      page
      of
      the
      X-Press
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering
      Quote
      of
      the
      Week
      --
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      number
      of
      people
      watching
      you
      is
      directly
      Proportional;
     
     
      the
      stupidity
      of
      your
      action,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Last
      week
      we
      heard
      a
      few
      negative
      comments
      about
      the
      Vie
     
     
      From
      the
      Top.
      We
      did
      not
      mean
      to
      insult
      anyone’s
      intelligence
     
     
      however,
      it
      seems
      we
      did.
      Well,
      its
      too
      late
      NOw,
      SO
      too
      bad.
     
     
      This
      page
      is
      humour
      for
      the
      sake
      of
      humour.
      The
      OPinions
     
     
      expressed
      her
      are
      not
      necessarily
      the
      opinions
      of
      the
      X-Press
      or
     
     
      the
      Engineering
      Society,
      and
      may
      not
      necessarily
      be
      Opinions
     
     
      at
      all.
      Any
      fools
      who
      take
      this
      page
      seriously
      and
      offend
     
     
      themselves
      should
      start
      trying
      to
      develop
      a
      sense
      of
      humour,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Now
      that
      we’ve
      said
      it,
      we
      won’t
      Say
      itagain.
      For
      any
      of
      you
     
    
   
   
    
     
      out
      there
      who
      don’t
      understand
      this
      message,
      we’
      ll
      explain
      itto
     
     
      you
      with
      a
      visual
      aid.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Construction
      of
      Visual
      Aid
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Step
      1.
      Countto
      3
      on
      your
      fingers
      starting
      with
      your
      pinky
      finger.
     
     
      Step
      2.
      Hold
      up
      your
      hand.
     
    

    
     
      Step
      3.
      Subtract
      the
      1st
      two
      fingers
      you
      held
      up.
     
    

    
     
      Step
      4.
      Rotate
      hand
      by
      180
      degrees.
     
    

    
     
      Step
      5.
      Stare
      at
      remaining
      hand.