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     DoING. WHEN I pip 
     
    
   
   
    
     T FoRGoT IT. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
        
     
           
     
          
     
           
     
       
     
          
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
       
     
          
     
       
     
         
     
         
     
         
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
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     Ard this beef 
     
     potty Looks Uke a 
     
     float radial tire 
     
    
   
   
    
     Yech! There's no way 9 
     
     Im Eating this we 
     
    
   
   
    
          
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     —— 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     New Year's 
     
    
   
   
    
     Eve 
     
    
   
   
    
     is almost here. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Come ring in 1988 in full 
     
     style-at The BARN! 
     
    
   
   
    
     Tickets will be on sale at the SU stari 
     
    
   
   
    
     fon. Nov. 30 until 
     
     on (9am-4pm) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Fri. Dec. 18 $4.00/pe 
     
    
   
   
    
     Get your tickets early and bid au revour to 
     
     987 at the party of the season. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Thursday, November 26 198 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Gem presents the Carter & Co. 
     
     Sheaffer Captivating Caption Contest. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     WRITE A FUNNY caption for the photo you see above and send it 
     
     in to The Gem. If yours is the best submission of the week, you will win 
     
     a fine quality Sheaffer pen courtesy of Carter & Co. and Sheaffer to help 
     
     you expand your writing talents even further. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Simply write the best caption you can for this photo. Entries should 
     
    
   
   
    
     be humourous, and maybe even credible. 
     
    
   
   
    
     12:30pm Monday 
     
    
   
   
    
     All submissions are due by 
     
    
   
   
    
     2:30 ) No late submissions will be accepted. The 
     
     winning caption and photo will be printed in next week’s Gem. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Congratulations to last week’s winner: Malcolm Gorrill 
     
    
   
   
    
     Winners may $e Wma certificate for their prize at the 
     
     Student Union office in the Barn 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     WAYNE POWELL Your 
     
     S.I.N. card was found in the 
     
     Barn parking lot. See secu- 
     
     rity if you want it back! P.S. 
     
     ‘Cute pictures... -K.Murphy 
     
    
   
   
    
     TO CAROLINE 
     
     MACLEOD. Now that the 
     
     engineers and the athletes 
     
     have expressed their opinion, 
     
     its our turn. We have an- 
     
     other four-letter for you and 
     
     it isn’t sexy. Science (The 
     
     rest of us) 
     
    

    
     MERRY CHRISTMAS 
     
     to all the Engineers. Maybe 
     
     you'll get lucky and Santa 
     
     will bring you a life!! 
     
    
   
   
    
     HI YA ZAPPY, This is 
     
     just a note to remind you 
     
     that Santa is coming soon 
     
     and he can’t wait till June. 
     
     So, you better be good for 
     
     goodness sake cause Santa 
     
     Claus is coming to town. 
     
     Hugs, Magnum W.B. PS: 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hope it’s not a dry Christ- 
     
    
   
   
    
     mas! 
     
    
   
   
    
     FOR SALE 1 Gibson 
     
     electric Guitar in excellent 
     
     condition, no reasonable of- 
     
     fer refused. Call Sean at 892- 
     
     1582. 
     
    
   
   
    
     TO THE TWO GUYS 
     
     who helped me when I had 
     
     an accident last Friday at 
     
     7:30pm on Univerity Avenue. 
     
     Thank You. Could you 
     
     please come and see me or 
     
     phone me. Pauline Cahill, 
     
     207 Bernadine, 892-3952. 
     
    

    
     HEY DAVE! I want my 
     
     $20 before the end of the 
     
     semester or you are a dead 
     
     man! From uno who. Sean 
     
    

    
     TO SHERRY PAULEY - 
     
     Baby you can drive my car.. 
     
     Merry Christmas. 
     
    
   
   
    
     MEMBERS OF the UPEI community can put ANY- 
     
     THING in Five Lines Free (The Gem Unelassifieds) as 
     
     long as it is tasteful. Items for sale must be private items. 
     
     You can place as many ads as you like, and ads may run 
     
     for more than one issue. Please drop your submissions at 
     
     our office, Rm. 01 Utility Bldg. or at the SU office in the 
     
    
   
   
    
     Barn. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
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