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      2
     
     
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      on
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      wo
     
     
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      ere
     
     
      —_
     
    
   
   
    
     
      human
      beard...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Castro
      -
      Want
      to
      look
      like
     
     
      everyone’s
      favorite
      Cuban
      base-
     
     
      ball
      player/dictator?
      Now
      you
     
     
      can!
      (Note:
      the
      Camo
      hat
      is
      es-
     
     
      sential)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      “I
      don’t
      give
      a
      shit.”
      -
      Much
     
     
      like
      “The
      Castro”,
      only
      with
      two
     
     
      hours
      sleep
      and
      no
      hat.
      Generally
     
     
      found
      on
      the
      homeless
      and
     
     
      University
      professors.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Playoffs
      -
      He
      shoots,
      he
     
     
      scores!
      Pretty
      much
      the
      same
      as
     
     
      the
      “I
      Don’t
      Give
      a
      Shit”
      and
     
     
      “The
      Castro,”
      only
      during
     
     
      hockey
      playoffs.
      (Touque
      and
     
     
      sweatpants
      required.)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Goté
      -
      Anew
      favorite
      for
      men
     
     
      of
      all
      ages.
      good
      for
      keeping
      you
     
     
      lips
      and
      chin
      warm
      but
      the
      cheek
     
     
      kissable.
      popular
      with
      serial
     
     
      killers.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Round-About
      -
      This
      bad
     
     
      boy
      deserves
      a
      double
      take.
      Not
     
     
      quite
      a
      full
      beard...
      a
      step
      up
      from
     
     
      the
      “Theory
      of
      a
      Deadman.”
      Not
     
     
      very
      common,
      but
      often
      envied.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Sassy
      Frenchman
      -
      C’est
     
     
      beau!
      Probably
      the
      grossest
     
     
      thing
      you
      can
      voluntarily
      put
      on
     
     
      your
      face.
      Oui
      oui!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      “T
      try
      to
      grow
      facial
      hair
      to
     
     
      be
      cool
      like
      all
      the
      other
      guys
      but
     
     
      this
      is
      all
      I
      got.”
      -
      Enough
      said.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Tom
      Selleck
      -
      Also
      known
      as
     
     
      “The
      State
      Trooper.”
      Works
      best
     
     
      with
      a
      red
      sports
      car-and:a
      hairy
     
     
      chest.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Theory
      of
      a
      Deadman
      -
     
     
      Inspired
      by
      what
      is
      possibly
      the
     
     
      greatest-ever
      Canadian
      band.
     
     
      This
      stash
      will
      drive
      all
      the
      ladies
     
     
      wild.