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warner mow Rout DIILYIIIIEBI I cHARLoT'rE'rowN, PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND, TUESDAY FEBRUARY 8, 1910 uogtggumgglg gy gglglg, f*,{>,,",¢§‘,§>g3,, I
NOT A CORPGIIEAL D[I`.I`iliT`
I peel Nature of the lun, as Viewed
by g Writer Who Has Cleat-lx
Studied. the Subject.
It is the fashion ol the more bilioua
morailsts to put kissing among the
gross pleasures, with eating yodling,
snoring and the use of tobacco, but.
gg s matter of fact, it is not ii. corpor I
ssl delight at all, says a writer in the
Baltimore Sun its sole physical ac-
companiment, indeed is a sensatloni
of sulocation, and this, as all will :id ,
mit, is scarcely agreeable No the
insidious charm of the pastime miisti
pg sought in its psychic effects-in its
marvelous and delightful interfeiencel
with the normal processes of ratiocil
nation A man kissed is a man trans
figured and transmogriiled Let himl
be the worst of misanthropcs before
the sweet impingement of nose upon
une, and he may yet emerge from the
iurmoil a philanthropist One kiss,
properly stage managed is enough to
transform a. pirate into a poet, a poll
tician into a philosopher, or vice vcr
lp One small kiss, indeed is suiil
rient to turn a proud heaven kissing
bachelor into a seivile married man-
lhe most stupendous, antipodal and'
ismentable transformation possible, at
this writing, in a mere human being
____
NEWEST USE FOR NAIL FILE
Guest at Philadelphia Dinner at Flfll
Caused Great Consternatlois
by His Action.
A Philadelphia doctor has discov-i
ered a brand new use for a nail fllel
which is likely to become much mor
prominent than the old use A sho
lime ago this doctor was a guest at
dinner in one of Philadelphlas mos
exclusive houses When the lasti
course had been served and the olgsrsi
were being passed the doctor reachedi
down into his trousers and extractedi
it penknife Slowly he opened ablade
Everybody gasped Could it be than
-- would so far forget himselfl
is to manicure his nails at the tablet*
All watched with hated breath. Slowly
the doctor reached out and secured ai
inatcli which was near his place Then
lie deliberately struck his match on
the rough part of the nail tile and lil:
his cigar The suspense was over and
the doctor had not committed- the
frightful breach of etiquette which his
associates had feared Now the cus
toni is spreading fast, for it is less ef
fort than it is to stand on one leg to
strike the match on ones shoe, and
decidedly more elegant than the time-
honored method of striking .LL 933!
trousers
Probably True.
Say,” said the farmer, who was un-
loading potatoes at the grocery, ‘do
you believe that story about little
George Washington and the hatchet
and the cherrv tree""
Dont ask me' laughed the grocer
Well I think it is probably true
I ve got a. boy tcn years old at home,
ilnil after he had teased me for a. year
so I bought him a boy s ax
And did he cut dowli your favorite
ciiciiv lree""
llc dill 11 heap iiottcr tiiuu that
lie clit ilo\\ii iilosl of thc upplc or
l. ii ortlinril
Ani illil lic lcil ri li ‘ nbout ii "
io O. .i Il
ninii
Anti like \Vzlsliin_;ioii you llltll*t’lI
Iliiii""
ke \\li\liiil,,|oii I iiili to
llth I) ci -l
illug on lc rptl uni 1
iilii once li lin, sllicc uni .llil Izilllls
to ke,-ll if up until llc is tiwlliy lltl
3 urs olil
Fleciucst for a L02"
lluliging in oill fiont ii.i|l nat n
irllgc ia|..incl~c hui intiilc oi iii i- ~li.i\\
.ind the cololcd gill Ili the kiiliu li \\-is
prcllzlrlng to gu to .l lii.lsllll‘l‘III‘ IIIII
so iyc wore not siiipilscd yyiicli Ill’
wut the infant liuivzllitl ol' tile liousr
into thc ptiiici Mriidl (lids f‘r<‘lllll
with the foliovyilllz nrllc
Dcei lady yyill yoil please iilniii loud
mc lliilt iiat thnt liiiig up ill thc lltlllll
hail please and lit ine have 25 c ai.;-lill
-und this yyill be thc i.isi time I lllil
ltoing to wory you but pleusc iullil till’
that liat please mnlu this is the Il=l‘l|
lime I am going to iliass (mliskl ilI*"II"‘
lond me the hat please fiom 'llblllo
Please loud me the hilt
Answer soon
D n t come send me word
She got the hnt -Houston Post
First Fare on the Comst-
Dr .lohn Inglis remembers a conver
ration with an oiii gentleman Wh"
claimed to have been the llrst to lllil’
Passage money on board the first DHS
se-ligcr steamer in Europe-lIle "III
toric Cornet The voyage undertaken
was from the Broomielsw to Da|lIlllll‘
-fourpence now by tramwsy car-and
the fare was four shillings It was
taken by Henry Bell himself the Com
et was stopped and waited for half
an hour till Bell and his pussonzel
adjourned to sn inn, where the first
hire wet the toast of prosperity t0 the
pioneer passenger steamer.-Glasgow
Herald. ,
e
The Hour Glass.
instead of being obsolete and l|l'fl‘
ills' nn interesting relic, the hour SIB!! i
ln various forms is a twentieth cen-
tury ncceiistty. A machinist aiithor»
ll.l' lluinls gut that for such lll|'ll°I’I”I
as iilniiig, hardening and tempering
heats in twist rlll maniiflclllle-
where second. egjmintitee must be
lag.
thy Hearts of Those who Cos-
structed Them
_ ~?
sell is easlol to lend than solne that
tlleie nic evidences of .1 conscious
inicniion to skilup and ucglcct oven
icii this projection of his inmosl: I
kllow that others regarded his work may
as an open confession of thc very II
as corlespoilding to iii chrlrnctcl If
this method of liilcrpreting luiildeis grew
the standards of the industry Our mor
ing is a confession in stone ‘-Col tue]
lier's was
had s future before me As I was
Sure They Must Land Up Some
railroad wheie they linll '~at up 'lil
been used in play for several luunds
ton niid summoned his licmi mi helps benepph his fagtpjlglls strep
What is all that noise in l~uctoi‘ tion -From the Field
street’
Yom' IIIIIIQIIIII IIIIIINIII II IS III Madmans Wild Course
WOIIIGH lll0bIlIl‘K IIN’ IlI‘“’ (`I’I"`I I" According to advices from Valla
sets succeeded the other day ia eludlng the
Sufferin soiils"' L:ll\ll9tl his ll lI°" vixilance of hi f l ll d sh
s ren s an iii ed
ty ‘illltl I lIl0llSIlf I INII III‘I`III"I into the street Here he fell upon a
new tcimeni ' policeman, and wresting his sword
UIIWINIIIIIIY TIl'y Reveal Secrets of Londoners for s Wander Aplrlleelaiod Tragedlan Gomes Forward with Grlevi °I`"" °*"°I°"° °f °*"‘"°“' R09* 0"
Work of Great AmOrI°\ll ance for Which Real Sympathy EY* 5"" LIVII J°“l‘"°¥ TIl|Ulll.I’|
Humorlst- will se Felt th' °°'°rt
The observer of buildings may road On the occasion of Artemua Wards He had lou; hu, and lt wu_ uluuk The chief attractions at Darmsc
with ease many u seciet of the build Professional visit to London, which co- says the Cluvpland pluln lynulel lqll; ITG U16 World fllmoti llrdolll Wh-IGI
er’s llealt, whether it be pride, ambi "lll`l’9d 110! I0!!! Il9f0l°iI\IB 50801 -I E voice uns heavy so heayy that at 'I”`I'°II“d II" IIIIY II” gIImI’°° "e 5"
tion. livpocriqy oi solid worth 1-he Preston ytuddock says in his hook, tlmpg ll ,,,ml,l@¢l of oriental llle as found ln the bazarl.
apaltment building that is “built to I’ ESS 1'l'0ll1 all AIIVGIW-\l'°lt\l I-M0. Have the common people any nn’ °II`°°I5- III” °II°P°- “II IIISI' but
IIN Am°l`I¢3\\ I1“Ul°l`I5¢5 “liver rrlshts"" ho .islccti by no means of less l ‘erest, the far
structures which ale the sxpiei-isloli I-IW"-len 5 Uf his “SI10W" were 8'* IUII A few the orlltoi .ldriilicd m°II8 mII'qII° °I Om” -III”
of composite thought Thele is a °I IWW? \"'Pl`IB$B *B 91° Ie°IIII'“ And the uncommon people-how 011° hUlldl'6d altl ilty square miles
good oxigllgr alummaucp hull., luuwy themselves One that tickled the gen uuout tuemfw of green lie in compact order round
uitii ‘style ’ with tiled flools, marble "UI P“bII¢ W" I-III! The editor adloltly pniiied the *I’°“II D‘I°“°“' 'dread °“I 'Im ‘II
\\'ii|e_ and mueslvp cllullllplllu-S lgul Artemus Ward Delivered Lectures uueullou the profusion of a virgin forest Or-
insiile the npariiiients, on cvcrv hand B°I°I'° AII II” CI'°"“°d H9355 III E" Stzltc youi grievance hc 'laid °III“`d' “II II°W°I` U5I`d°“l» Pnh
rope Ever Thought of Deliver The slluuger assumed uu mlmeuulve plantations of corn and of other prod
ing Lectures pose uce pass before the eye in rapid all
nulluuw slaulluldu of good carpenter And an excerpt from his lecture l am au 80,0, he uuuuuucem changeable succession The natives
“ull Drawing is quoted by Mr liiuddock "and wlule I um u ve" uuuy ,uuu I claim that there are more than 8000
Huw uuwuuuuly duuu ‘ue builder as a particularly delightful bit und "me to read the dum juuluuls miles of shady lanes in the gardens of
havent distinguished myself as In you, sheer this mmulmf ul, l DIIIIIIBCUB ¢I1r0l-ith which it is P0581
cluuuutel, would u rustuuu uuu tu n artlstt :Vard :aid lnbhls lnlznigable umm the statement that wmuu ,ull ble to rideh Oda suuhna ridedthe vllxsiltgr
u ave a ways een m xe up passes orc ar s o gs an orc a s
rt I have an uncle who takes §IuI:edspg:,,€;,,I0 ‘;(f,0I3,lI,;Ie;;:,I:,E:ItlI(;; iii, of aprlcots For hedges there is the
things hu would motel to uule., It photographs in his sane moments, and Wm use steel ,les iu,,u,uu of uuodeu briar rose and for s canopy the wal
uugut um change his cuuractel but u I have a servant who takes every Dues These uma] ues_ I um uu-mrueu nut Pomegranate blossoms glow
could cause hun to make uucu u uuud thing he can lay his hands on at any me um to cuuy uuwelful elecmc cur through the shade the vine boughs
Ing IIII III' “IIIIIII IIIIII I0 he IIIIIIIgIII OI mnlizslht very bender age I could draw rams Thele are IIIIIIIS' sir’ when IlIIIlIlIIbai'IaI:l:: :>I1IietIiIeIa;ItIIge.<IIIItIl:ewr`<Jt;I
wood When a mere child I once ;I;;_g:_I§ Izulg “£1225 I;I:,n,clI;_I III|:;)I,I;I;E;I;(;Iu and all this water and leafage are so
were to he popuuuiyed it might raise over a small czirt load of raw turntps _but not the Cars I um A uugedidu lavish that the broken mud walls and
a wooden bridge It was a raw sh. I have played Hamm uuu Lear alovenly houses have no power to vox
ning The people of the yillage the eye These long gardens of Da-
°°IIII`II’IIII°II I0 IIIIII GIIII tw°I;I};I Ixu: recognlred me They said it was a §I‘;),,!;iI(;Iu;,h€:)IIIfoIrIc,;II;I,h;,I;IuIlu;'€I;IlIe;sL;;II,_ mascus form the paradise of the Arab
\I';‘I'§’{'iII’ II’ I’IIS‘:le$I:lIaiI(Iu Aoguud raw turnlp druvling That shows how to dance u uuuuc uuuulku us it were world Making a pilgrimage to the
II II "WI “III” C0' I faithfully I had copied nature I dlew from one elucmc uuulguu ue to auoth city after weeks and moths of dreary
r attention to it, so you see there er., Cuu these cmuurauouu do this uu and desolate desert life the running
a lot of drawing ln it just thingy. water is a joy to his sight and music
The villagers with wonderful dis to hi
Id uk t . t it id thu s ears and it is something to
  OF  comment peculiar to villagers, said l editor uBehe°t?lI:;e§II;)aEl; to his work walk through shady lanes, to admire
Fumuy Sturung to Gu were Pmpmy *walking backward when I made my ty of scenery in a land where the sun
drawing I ioplled that I thought that   ENTIRE  beats down all dey with unremltting
when Evemuauy my future must be behind me " force until the forth is like a furnace
- lugel-l-upglcu by 3,109; Judson wa. l of iron beneath a sky of molten brass.
In the smoltlre I-nr on ri emililrrii CRQW WORlllEl) THE QQLFERS Only I(-';lrs:'o(;d(:;;i:enI;2;;»;i=nt in -Biblical world
night, was rl fanulv <‘<>usl=lllls of lllls sirli of Paradisus Tenet would ' WITTICISM THAT SAVED LIFE
band, Wifi’ and "V0 "IIIIIII"I‘ The’ Swcop Down and Steal Only T0? had SI8I'aII .SIIzg~s“mngIII
were rubbing slcell fiom their <‘>°H the New sails dI,"uIIz :;“Iafu’etf§;I,I,‘I“SIuIu° gd Frenchman Bright Answer te Quas-
ond wrangling with each other when ; I » hy hpd b Y t h 5 tlou Appeuleu lo Revulullou
a man entered the car und csplcd The ul-ow seems lu be attracted to gel W 0 5 ee" mesa" A
___ ary Tribunal
them uud uduauuuu to Buy to me gnu, baus In a way whom uewuur twiiz oneo de most sonoious events ___
man from the rest of the bird pecles ;Ii';e IIIIei;eIuI II°’cII:I IIIISSQIII “usa IIIIuI;° The French author, Martainvllle
Howdy Joe-I ni s'piised to S00 parks whore the rock and the croyy ltrusd vijeeneuox; rwid 1III`I“I? Ig) t 8 who began his career toward the close
you abound one can notice them sitting came uh udin ul de a`uI;Ile£g§ ;;deId of the last ccntury,wasaroyallst and
Howdy Tom"" in the trees or hopping about the put b d fl uI i mu 'I 1;” I e did not hesitate to attack the French
Whole youall gy\lne"" ting greens in the distance watching y e IIIII ers an S II e g I IISIIII revolution and its authorities Pres-
D wn to llaiboi Pint I rcckon the bail with s, direct or sidelong myed as IIIIgeIs IIII IIIIOIIIIII II°weI`II III ently, ol' cours h
P, e was summoned to
But I thought you all Il\o.l up lil glance expressive of the licmest in ;IetgvIuI;_ ,w ISIEIBI 139 l‘IwgIII IIIIIIIBII appeal before the revolutionary
.I
Cherry Hill” terest and curiosity iyh»lcli is soon ° f u ed bn IIII;IlIIIIIIuMe(I'fI° tribunal with the terrible Fauquier at
We did translated into .ii desire to clliri it off some’ ° ere y II W ‘Ie IIII “ess OII its head The revolutionary tribunals
"What you all totin away from to the roost in the neigkboring wood ° SWIIII eIegII:II IIIII IIIIIIS IIII IIIIIeIIIII 0 at that time did not hesitate to send
there fui-'l" The Kew gardens .idloin the Mid II"'°°III?II Ike IIII °II`IeI‘IIII°Iy IIIIII everybodv tn the sullloline who had
Dum-lo Surrey course, and ln the royal pre Iwo IIIIIZ IIIIOIIIS dressed IIIIH "harry ventured to attack them Maitainville
What you all gwlne to llarlinr selve tlerc used to bp ii fslily large IIIIIIII- IIII ‘IIIII III’ IIeI` IIIIII PII'hs°“ expected to go iyiih the rest of th
e
glut liluvil colony of crows nest ng among the Bggster IIIIII' eIII]'IaI` III ‘Ie °I‘II°eIII’I'I°II victims What is your name"" asked
plum, Je t rhqmgm- vrg'd~‘gc trees. Of this colony there was'one I' ' and IWIIIIVQIL gvguelnnz tW°II III” the revolutionary Judge Mltlrllill
Oh I see You ull thought to gct"' particular crow who found his greatest done IIxeII 9 II; §I;eI] III; IIIIII VIIIG' Slllti lI'l€ y0l1llE l1ll¢Il0l‘ MHP-
I ieckon Ycs thought wcri git amusement in mingling among the ZI';IuIiIIIII II'“;)I¥ an Sa tm; down lBlllVIII@"' @`<CIlIl!l¢d I-he Judge y0ll
and we pulled up and staiied at-rittlii golfers and in disconc€~x\iIs8 lIl€Il' Dllly I un iamk II IIIIIII’l "oo II SIIII' *lm lI@Ct’lVIlls llS llld tryihs to hide
and if we keop on long nuff we s.ir by indulging in repeated predatory III” nd Im llllullgler ‘ly tile dolu 8305!? vour rank You are an arlstocrat, and
nuff must git suinwliai ni oilio signs against their golf balls FSI; tIII;ats:';an'_ De msue“:I(Il0ne “mt your name is l’Je Martainville’ Cit
Yf"I» IIIII9 IIOIIII IIIIIIIIII mI`II Hs poncy was In hovel Im :mend him out iazrali and all all dat wasIde Izen P.resIdFnII exclaimed the young
and mums gut (hum, sumo du, ll ance on those players who used new end 0 mm And den ue Dabson spoke \ man I am here tu be shortened not
neun' heme, tuau ueuu gum, ull white hails onlv Those on which the d I d I (1 lto be" lengthened Leave me my
____ paint had been chipped or whlcli had 9 5° en’-n “'°I` S ° I’ SI1II3III°II3’» “II name' A true Frenchman loves a wit
I
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m.
Dae
.iiil\.nlc iii i
story ainii 1 li il
into lie stluv iliv otliei I
fhilse
i
ith i - it ii i qulzzica
kcoll cailif-t i- i
‘w
t lilliiiiu iii ,
ill I uri li i I ~
sited
show me bolli kinds if ynil iyiil
lust a uionicni lli.ui.uli iiilili lg:
tlicm from the leur of tile sioic Ali
with th.lt lin yy Pnl to :in obaililc to
ner aliil iookilowli llie carpet siycopei
fiom fiioil hooks lllioli the wall
tllcllluilfls which lie lleslletl llicio yya
at luyyli nlowei so hung that he had t
iiin.e if lic took it down fioiii lb
lioci .ind tis lie did so it rolled alou
thc flool uith 11 gllndlng iattie
Hcfore he had time to tliln aroun
he heard the old lndy shout from th
front of the sloic That makes mor
noise
dealer to wonder whether the yoke an
m
the variety cf landscape and the beau
Enemy’s, Considered a Detail
of the Game
football game between the Steam Roll
els of the Benjamin Franklin schoo
was ovci rind the contestants had re
uined to then vailous homes one o
the heiocs of the winning tellin coin
lower part of his neck
I didn U feel it until just lion
said blit it hurts like sixty
swell and was very :orc to ilie touch
I believe your collai bone is bio
en my boy, slild ills futher
A surgeon was hasliiv summoned
d made an examination
Yes he said thc bone is fiac
D you remember anything about it”
it yias his collar bone -Youtli Coin
panion
Not One of His Studie
Miss Blalik's second gitiiic nas no
i Left with ~cly ci' ood Cx
like to Com etc Him
l
.l ci pit sweepei s lin ;;:iz=d abc
t ti .ind l i > llinul th' we as she kltc
' nili\ goi 'z up to e T
lt iiulipcned that in Iioiit ol’ one of
than my old one. and I dont
care to look at it and so saying she world did you tuiii oil ll ,as ir’ --
whisked out to the dooi, lenvllu: the Philadclpili 'liliic
Esgizsghe loss of the sale -Portland  THE  S 
Broken Collar Bone, Supposed to Be
There had been a. hotly contestcd
His father examined it it ilt=~nn lo cn
ured How did it happen Vytliiei lu
Why, Yes" answered the boy ly
lcmcmber that when I tackled Skinny' S
\iorgnn I fell on top of him, and l tis
ieaid something crack, but I tliouzlit ua doubt
silitolilcs TELL ilieiii sroliv l.il<Eo wir or lilirsnus wlliio no steel. Tlcr Fofi Acton olztiolii' To wstlni Tniiillstlzit A .rzr “fx-c .~ MR
l"‘.IE IM MI E 'IERGENG
cr.. 'or ~‘c Unfortunate incl-
-* o J * he Man
a w .ii
\ i~ li 'ri ii s ii».iclicil home the other
ui'lii lic loiliill \'l loiics huddled up
iii a corliei of l‘ir c .i ucoping. and
ut four lntlt. ol voter ou the
hen floor
he .loneses h nt been married
very long so hc contented liimsclf
PI I’ I 'I I D0 5°" with a general rem I. concerning the
ncnresourccfi uc-ss of women and
II"‘I" I' " ’I"‘ asked lion ii lizippr ed
Tlic uni i glpc iii~r'cr the sink
hi y ii 1,
iolii tniilcti pityin i\ walked de-
QI “ I‘I Ile ‘IU ‘UII 'lid lilifiuiciy to the kiillleli closet and
I
liioiutld a yirench Opening ihc ccl
I Isl
‘I sce
door uitli It confident air he de
ndcll to tiic region lieloiy
l Aftci liiiuililii.: :it least ‘wven ob-
li slnclch lic nil -ill icnchcd lil all and
reached out lol lilo rofit ull i‘i hc had
iced in .l pli,i .ylil I i .l\<l tl
S i ll ti ,ilu s li all-l sh t
0 it off
P Putting lilnlscif on 'lic il il for be-
El ing able to cope uitli i liorgency’
he stlirtcti b'lci\ ull til lust liali’
(I way up thc steps lic bulill \ll into his
e wife
0 Mrs loiics yyns tlil- fl i to speak
0 deal sho sziiil ylid in le
s, -_ ____
  'N  Orator to Fellow Was Proper Person
to Comply with Request of
Enthusiast
Preachers of .iii denominations oc
cupied cliaiis iipoii tiic pldtfoim Tlicv
were giving ii fli \ I ind lniliiclicn
lic ovcitiiiow il l poliiiinl hose
Prcsbytcilaii ci iiail had the
I floor and most ylgoioi. ly atiuckcd tho
Th
(2
and the Avalanchcs of the George enemy Ho dellveleli c flci.c, tcil
Washington school After the game in
th usls, .uid tic pdltiice vyns
wt hini Tlcliossil licrl some
I cruel labs
T .1t'h iiglit a li il i' cncoiir
,ilained of li feeling of soreness lil tht’ aged n muh “ith .1 stfliioimn vnicc
who had standing room in the roar
As the clergyman yyaimed up tn his
subject the interrupting ‘s ri hiii"'
me from ilic icar with greater lion
er and froqiiciiri
The speaker piilsrd llc was lint
irritated but goiiiii throw the audi
ence into ai good ii \ t ria
saying
The inlciiions of ilic gcnllerlin
th mood liul wholly inup
ortulii iudvised lf hell iild
reseiyc his toinmciits for the noit
peaker, Iiiofici l-Iorilck of the Ilap-
t church hcii be accommodated,
-___
Moving on Sh" t Notice
I was lvlng on tlic floor of nn old
country loghouse cnc suninicr day,
ear a big open fireplace, when I
S, ll O
HGIIISII FHBIWIOWS by an economical Player were always I'°°Ia“I tribunal was so much pleased by Mar
His satanic inlijestv touched .i but rejected by mls ual-ticular \i,l,d as Hm-yass’m" returned the lqdyltainvilles grim response that it
most everybody cried, twliz so disin 'tlclsm above all lhlug 8 u fu
addressed But what about de groom” spared his life
Y isnt mentioned him a tail -m ‘
Oh he was de conventional black New Frum
-Puck
New and strange fruits from equa
-__._.¥,_
) torial Africa and the Amazon valley ,
l0l'\' 'I`h“Y 3'” ‘III II"m‘I‘I‘IIII* IIIII ‘I dolid SDSIIL li dangerous lul1all0,WI10 The Longest Word figured in a sumfltuous dlilner that
IIIIISII new IOIIIIOI IIIIICIIIII chIII`cd (Im was “IWIII II’ be I`°IIIIIIe‘I I° an asylum What is believed to be the longest was givcll to Lil-dy Afilll-ll‘ P8391 Ill
word to be found in any ai<»tionaiy_ New York said a frlllterer Many
one that leaves even Germiln and Of these frlllill I SSW olltl fasted
Dutch liopelesslv out of it-may be There was the star apple It ls
'nent hero. Thomas
torioils tiiroughollt the school for ti Z
lamcntable lack of discipline It nw I
il tlils glade that pilnteil reports were hu
First issued to the children One dai wa
i'oni came home, proudly healing the clo
lrst foriiinl recolil of his piogrcss ir mo
»choln'1tic lilies ills motllcl liaillil: lea
been n tcorlicr nas pleased to iiott ul
Ii'lt hcl' offhpilngs ratings were oi lm,
iii,h ortici but his lawyer father
idyllic; scuiillod the slip miriutciy mo
D
I dont see any record of deport Th
For a liioiiioiit Toni iookcil blank mo
card a peculiar, frlgliteneil squeak
got up to see what looked like s
ge mouse moving at a ycry inpid
lk across the room When I got
ser look l saw that it use n mother
use moving her whole family At
st I hope thcre was none left be
d for very soon a small snake but
ge enough to put into a panic the
ther of foilr less than liaifgrowu
children, came through the cmpty fire
"I'I IIIII“`I‘ place, and after tht- little fugitive
e mother mouse had two in her
uth and fastened to either side of
The nusluke “au in L.m,(_u,u H,.,. from him uuleu mm wuh u The turned up in Liddell and Scotts Iexi like our apple, only in its center is , her, apparently holding on with their
ter than I thought Tulle 'cm -l\~l1\
"mu vllliige cliiircll of Gnsiiin no.ii
t
°IecIirIi§rIIIcIlIIIIg w|iicII1 is used to llllll
t:0 cgurcu ue" und not the hell ling
I 9 Then it tore the door off ii clip
bmigxrd containinil li "“IIII“"` ‘II IIIIIIIIIII
o
ticks and lit allthe candles as liioiisll
s .
L .
II, enchanI:I;I its :i;iili:.~y il,\' l`3l‘llIllF
It coxgp r nf the siilcriiity. Il‘lI- -I" II
Im tri; sgevloiisly l'ol't‘:l `-lil I'1I` car'
I I »
.Oat with ilerfect sym"l9II`I"
U .
smlniiv °'°‘”'I‘ °' °"" TI"-I re
tion is seldom called tu .i
Aluisglé md curlolig clinriicll-i'sllc ol
mar . . I
live tree Affcr nisni. vt-his ti
"I9 ° ` l ll"-gil braiiclie
growth the difleren.
l _ radiiuliy' troll'
S; ‘?:ul3;e;:,tl.|eIlI::;I;t Zi-K qillie ,rllvldei
° tie 00'
from one another down into l l i ,
revolvers at the maniac, who was
On this platform ladies and gents,
said the lecturer, you see Sig
Panhey, the leglesli wonder or human
stump, who was reduced to the condi
tion in which you behold him by a
shark in the indian ocean _I4 years
ago. Big. Pankey, as you see, has no
legs whatevenilnd his principal and
only occupation nowadays, ladies and ,
ents, is eating his head off. Proceed-
Ing, to the next platform, I call your
attention to the Esylltisn mummy.
supposed to be that of Rameses the
G,-eel( ever used such u word as tbl.; The mamo mosho ls the guest Sli (li.ilic~ Ii inllhani (slit-siting at
f om all thc ladies but .i lou scc -Il eventually shot down, but not iintll he I lluupll l l l f _l , I l
     1:      1:  '  :;          ft   tt  
fashion Mid I i;ll0F~B J “ ‘ IDD! 9 059 0 9 PUB Cnllde h th l I d ll l hl l ll f g ll d d l l.ld\ to the glcal illsgiisl ol ie'
those vyoincn who cant git cm suifcl 5 pants, and II” ‘I°°I5 °I II°IIses and IJIlIIysnIl.lII<II m§auvserlII disIIi IiI2IIl1D0IIlt1ldetI Sll;:l‘ ig 0 gmp;.»,r-II, pow ere 'itlici iy ho icluolistinlcd vcrv kindly I° gpt °II III IIIe WIIIIII II`I III” IIIQPII
bt all light -Pucll shops were hastily shut Tbc excite ° it t lfl III°II5 be “I °II "II" ‘Ide IIIIII III”
all PIB _ 6 t ,ud uct sub id 1, r u or all sorts or fish iicrh fowl hlhi Then there were the mannah the I l ll lf l lvf -lt *Pe uuuues ou the (uhm “ui dl t
____ m n s e o some ours sauces. which are euluueruted lu thu uochee _ud llle muugouleeu' all tau ou in this liousc .i-_;.iiii I i~ii.ili kick 5 ks I i” "T191 II et
Built to the Memory of s Don Tm* word The most lugpulouq 13",: ,.,l, delightful for wg;-d5_ and all w0rlu_ uu uni out litit-lioiiiig Iinaud< line lialclt ny you now wiere you ale t s no
2, \ of W||QH S d _ t ft] ‘_ (‘\(l\ llL‘\ ¢\ I
he nIIIIIii0iI<>ItIlI<I\IiiI0iiIrIII»IIif. II lI<»iIl ~ A promineh: Degiocixic politician IIiIIiI:limI°n of It Iet suggested Is ggcgggtsoto  :°lI;lt;II'sIIIpmenI' mm tfiulll litliiiicu I:-iltl tilt- IIutli;IIII.iiIIId It °I"’”° °I ‘he ‘mel I" “"‘ ‘II’“I“‘"I°" "I
Immsing or tire on thc =»t>1"lin"' who lived at Allentown was appolntcd - IIII IlIlllll"‘ll 'I`Il“ lflllllil lllllll tIItI ll0l the OIIIIIII’ IIIII °IIIy IIIIII IIIICII SIIIIII
Tower' R S I-uc i r rm -ml *Tm-
, J li lg; f l li.-.iii .iiii'i- -i . ith
near West KIIIiIIc(;1III:IIII°ItI II3II~I:iii'i ::IleIlI:1IIllIfIoIlur(I:gotlII:IsI;cgrIII<I:e(§lIIiIeIIlI§Il c°uId"I' PIII” I`I°'a°° TI” cIaI`I"°I iiiII\ IIl.iy IIiifI>III'IillcIIs:IlIyIII IlIniIIII‘IonlllI; IIIeII' IVIIIII I5 good IIIIII “IIIIIII Is
is in l\oll0l 0 I "‘ ‘ "The sua ll. t l-lo ll wrote me The clarinet has the richest sweet
, i l lt tl hll ll l h Y J' 9- l Ce io\\.ii l ille hoisc lil l 1ll.f l
(log Tell flllf`f“lI°I ‘If II:;I"IFmI LI: :lII:!IeII: £2831! fyunues Tug Surg' his ,gems lu ul-ulse Qt wlnov the s¢}w0l est voice of all the wood wind instru ,. I.uul uu(.,;,.,l IlIluI, fI,I:,I,I,I,II (IUTHI the pump Picasiire softens pain but
ro\lsl1¢0l\l°<I f“"“‘I’I"f“`I I , ,‘, ,mulus hour, when he was not eu teacher shin to the niliviiie citizen llwlltll- lilllwl-itll its slllllltl titles not lihvt-ht mn iihti fi~piish°' saiii the
and IIIIIIBIIII wIII~IIIIryy(rI'i~pIiiIiI'i1o~ilc i Salad in omcial duties were spent Who Horace Greefyv Never travel quite so far as that of the oboe ,, muu llu,. mu ,muu ugfuu 0 l would not rntlicr have his happiness
the klngl0lll " ‘ ‘ ‘ , ku d l, W lt oelry Whenever, as sometimes hap ns >
ith th Bhtl , tt di i Uwe 9 I' P Pe - li lnilszlitci \ i i cl
1lDD¢“I`I1II°"'“III’I°III °IIéI':;ItIII; and I :uu lulsxugus :,n:nc0:tl;ne:li,.:,:lIu No, no-the otller Horace, who IIWI9 "9 W0 IIIPIUIIIIH9 I° U9 IlIW9d tio n ici( .ic tolli tml liIIIiI I IIIIII SIIIIII gI9“I“ “IIII 5I°W IIII`°II5II]°'
“IIIIIIIIIIIIIII c0“IagII Mac loiiii ilif ments At the expiration of his term Comes from antiquity at once the clarinet takes the lower c lliesillpli ul up f¢,(,l|,,,il mul, lifetime than have it spread out over
me Mr III (IIIII¢;IfIII~.IIlIIiiiusrIl‘oiil»i= iii of oilce he returned home and his Nev" I’°“I`II Ie" °I IIIIII III" Ihe °I III° mn’ WIIIIII III” IIIIIIIIIII III" III’ -Qi-
I°“I°I III II SOI od th r h w I II I' Il Dlace he come from, but its my opln llllper and mme important erie Biitl
me base of IIIIIIIII III II IIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII kioned m(;Ier;sI.nwwIomaII1s, tIIsIId oto lIIlIIn ion, whoever he wuz, that he had ln a military band where there are noi F°II°wI"9 IIIII'II'°II' E"aII"I’I°'
Ing Tells IPIIIIIIIII 'IIIIIiIll; Iniii ist- curiously mlshty little to do to be wastin’ words IIIIIISII III' IIII~ II‘° CIIIIIIIGII’ PIU' the III IIIIIIIIIII II IIIIIIIII “Im” Ill ll D011”-GHII IIl1llllII0ll
efngy of that rcmal a .John what did you “ve during .u wine' when the country has more uhleg melody The lmuu ulurluut lu uol cciiiii in a brciyllig conccin iii itniic
Wide World Mugllvllltl th tomjyoln you were in omcew com llcker thu n "_ Mu consume go gmonih mi so swag; ug ll", lllglmr ii a I nflc in iii vmilit foi ilio i>r \i
"WM Mother" he said with a smile Convenient but come ter think ol °II°‘ If IW' i l`iIIl°l' °Il0ky Hvlllld "II IIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII Im IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
' s - i i -
|_ightn|ng's Antics in a Church uuutlus up hlu u°uuteuuuce_ lucuom it the less said bout corn, new or tII°“‘II °°II°I` IIII" III” 0' III° Im* IIII III M I ‘II IIIII "III I I
k tie steoliic ui’ lllf ll, ll l- [ v d l lll old in the north Georgy region the °°°“ '°I‘II'°m TII° DI`I'I"I °I' III° SI" I"IIIIIv° IIIIII "I"III
Lightning stluc l Pl I 04 W0!! Q 5- Bl 0 lil 0 better The blamed ol government is un tg me gl-9|; orcllelll-5. lu i~ii\ Q o ri i - ii is iii
To\iI0l1, FI`a“"°" III? IIltI|IiI‘IIudII1ft,u‘u;5:Id Af "I0 MIIIWM gash” ""h‘uIIII_AtIBnta Conant" Nwholu ----.___ "`“ IrII‘IiI‘Inf$ir4IiIiII20 oIImiIiIIiII lI.'IiIIiIItIiliI;sI tIoIIIIiII~
I II iwed ns an mivcrtitieiiisni lyor did
Amnny °°”"°‘ lic licsltaic to cffci other pictures for
P” Fuuu A man who has a penchant for
lifter throwing
liini.-Puck.
There Ars Others.
"Dian is afraid that he may be
outed for polygamy," - .
my bf is married to only one
person, slat het" - ,
§l’Ol\'~'
*i u ----_.._.___
These then slowly move apart. llllltl l
Kllllilcd oc iirntcly. lltllllllls servo: like
lim ihiiir glam with the light sm°llllI I
0|' snlid. to fiwlctiulls ol B
llecolid can lll0l'°
than by
watch,
sew-ii distlnvli
some ltlzxtilasugsuuéx B228 which before
the main tree, and they
umuumeu pg as much se 20 feet
' "Th t ls what be thought for a`
Net a
per-ed the new
hrs quite o lady
iwhllenbut now it »thst~he mu-
"*l‘hey do
Miss
Police Justice-The man you ran \\ll\ .ll- lil tl h I
down swears positivel you were grin- Q u d _ Tu I :ind who if-:ir io look my landiiirly iii
ning like n fiend befI:;|-9 (pg gel- pls :fxcsgutxf tue°|u;x :;;|I;.d::: 'lic fnrc, iioi do filo sonic? Slay! l
him. ' ,ouuuuud to run “ro” me ..ufuu"’..t liriil ilu lictlciz iv' \\'iI’l~i'.z in ifikc
Troliey Motorman-I was, 'your u,”uue_ "such u "uma" uo,_,u..f~r-= ihhh -io,f\no ii.i.;I__= lor my best
honor! But you will understand when uh., gmiglmes; then, turning to her ""I'
I tell you that I was a chauleur for huuud, --what lu un umultyl “ru . W*
three years before I got my proslltll how?" "Alnityf Oh. sccoinmola The Lset Straw. °
j0b, Bild H081 f0l‘(!9 Of hlblt I thought "on ¢|»‘|u‘lv ha dunhud 'nh cuunlmn I-guy uuuf- uuprlud uma" Tommy
l could steer the car to avoid him, `u¢||,“_ And eygl- ull,” ug-u buuu »  ,. .. I »,, ,l.,._,. ,,u._.u_,.q f u
"They tell me. Mr. Slsthers," sim. "Wu, um ‘L "mm uh alum" '»»lt=i,~~=. sr. “Tin-.n tive in-ople d;i~.vi-
civlying tile possible significance 0
l' w uhruequumuu uud 'haue wus has u llc sir* 0 lnlrpoyr' nl’ thc same liricc
vlviil imagination get into fiimeilliieii ~ " "" "" - li ll "Wt ull ihilm,
lllt’ lllllllll 8¢lll'0 |ll¢° using all his clever-ness in the effort -_~l!- ~ ‘ i - '!:~~;.- riiukc :l piclIIIiIc o.
to oaalaiii liow he knew. 'il~ci- 'l‘Ilne1"‘
_“__ II" 0 --~""*°"°'-'-- ii nfl; "li is intemlvli io i':‘lil‘cs9tit till,
Lady Killer. A lr mmlul mul ':~~i-trrss of life, iuy' sin." nnsiy-‘rr-i.
lllluuu "lull you 'md-. u _:.l k.~i:i\i~,"
,mauve » "lull, pow," coiitinlieil 'l‘cniiii=
yu” 'N-3. ‘lu uh u* luis wlitn 'Pimp shall be no tnowtllx ll0'l
French gm to “em (mu mu, ur lunatic thlen took “ses” D f th con by those who can road Greek a thick, white cream that tastes like | u mouths and for “dear life" were the
lx _,lu V, , II 0 ° 'I characters Those wllo cannot may WIIIDDEII <‘l@l1ll'l beat” UD With Blewed uI;uuI;II "own term 'hen IIIII III' other two I killed thc snnkc, and
made 'em till bcllcyel Ll l'll< I mans revolver, and continuétl llpnn be content to lm ll-l l tlll j i I
ear u ce watched the moviil famiiv disziiicar
I°I‘““I ‘IyI° I III” WIIII °IIIe°I IIII'°‘IgII IIIII CIW III which begins le(pIlIdotciIIinclio;ilIIIeIIiIr§I D The lamrosai looked like a peach II IIIIIII “II 'III' I"I“` II through 3 hole ing the ¢0merI_I_3g
SIIIIIII "bow ‘md I IIIIIIIIII I In: "gm and Ie" as he mn A num Stiles liroceeds in like maniicr it smelt like a rose, and it tasted like II our mom _DIIIIIIIIIIIUI Nicholas
derstood women Well yicii iloiy that ber of police and gendsrmea started t}u_ou'gh 78 syllables and counts 110 u yew sweet and lusclous aummu ` <
I IIIIIIR III II IIIII IIIIIII “mI`II om II III IIIIIIMIII' empIyIIIg IIIIIIII IIIIIIIS IIIIII letters in all Of course no ancient Iamrosal is my alias Ability APP"°¢Ia¢°d
-mmm
This Mixed Up World
If things would not run into each
asler, and a mlliioii times pleasaliior
ecessary to ask that ilieie be any in
preempt its own territory rind silly
good bilt don t set the milk pail under
pain embliters lilenhilro aiu who
concentrate into one memorable day
it dozen comfortable commonplace,
humdrilm foronoons and afternoons,
each one as like the other as two pesa
_*_
Salt Seasoned Timber.
A workman was packing salt about
li pile of timber Seasoning timber
with salt, eh’ it sounds like a Joke,
doi=sn‘t it"" lie said it is often done,
though especially in ship timber.
Ships built of salt seasoned timber get
a better insurance rate Home very
rich woods are seasoned in bolllhpoll
Thats an ancient and costly process.
A new dodge is electrical seasonings, »
With strong electric shocks the sap
is driven out of the wood slid replaced
by a solution of borax and resin. ,The
scheme is cheap: not half as (ood ld
salt." .
. v**---
Spaiilfsil £xeeullensr's llemorse.
A cilrlous story comes from Seville.
On Sunday' night the loosl/bxecutloner
died, his death being due/tc'i-emcrse.
For several years he had not carried
out any: execiiticns,_but recently he
was siiihmonéil to Cordova to inflict
thc final penalty on some criminals.
'rho impression made upon hlln 'was
so painful that he was unable to hoo
the ordeal when summoned to extecute
' '~ “Sven ns-0 mr. ytllllls ma." the im ci-llainslconilemn hlevill
“I ‘ ' u “the father. "you go up and tell youpuug tu, “neu” “ll ht gg 5. 
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