Dear
      Miss
      X:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      It’s
      my
      first
      year
      here.
      I
      feel
      so
      small
      in
      such
      a
      big
     
     
      place,
      and
      I
      don’t
      know
      what
      to
      do.
      Could
      you
      help?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Confused
      Frosh
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Confused
      Frosh:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      You
      are
      notalone,
      lots
      of
      freshman
      have
      the
      same
     
     
      feelings
      during
      the
      first
      few
      months.
      The
      best
      thing
      |
     
     
      can
      suggest
      is
      to
      getinvolved!
      There
      are
      many
      great
     
     
      organizations
      on
      campus
      (ex:
      X-Press)
      See
      the
      vol-
     
     
      unteer
      sheet
      in
      this
      issue.
      There
      are
      also
      elections
     
     
      coming
      up,
      this
      is
      a
      great
      way
      to
      get
      to
      know
      people
     
     
      and
      for
      them
      to
      get
      to
      know
      you.
      Ifyou
      get
      involved
     
     
      you’
      ll
      soon
      discover
      UPEI
      is
      not
      as
      big
      as
      it
      first
     
     
      seems.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Miss
      X
     
     
      Dear
      Miss
      X:
     
     
      How
      do
      I
      meet
      chicks?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Lonely
     
     
      Dear
      Lonely:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      meet
      chicks
      go
      toa
      farm,
      there
      are
      plenty
      on
     
     
      Peele
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      you
      meant
      women,
      learn
      to
      respect
      them
      first
      (you
     
     
      could
      start
      by
      dropping
      the
      ‘‘chicks’’).
      Then
      you
      may
     
     
      try
      getting
      involved
      in
      some
      of
      the
      activities
      around
     
     
      campus
      so
      youcan
      meet
      women
      with
      some
      of
      the
     
     
      same
      interests
      as
      yourself.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Miss
      X
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dear
      Miss
      X:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      friend
      of
      mine
      is
      dating
      a
      genuine
      goofball!
      She
     
     
      even
      plans
      on
      marrying
      this
      zero.
      This
      poor
      soul
     
     
      insists
      that
      he
      has
      redeeming
      qualities.
      I
      think
      she
     
     
      must
      have
      been
      sniffing
      glue
      to
      come
      to
      this
      conclu-
     
     
      sion.
      Please
      help
      this
      pityful
      girl.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Concerned
      Friend
     
     
      Concerned
      Friend:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      your
      friend’s
      boyfriend
      is
      abusive
      than
      you
      should
      —
     
     
      suggest
      she
      gets
      councelling.
      There
      are
      councellors
     
     
      in
      Student
      Services
      located
      inthe
      library.
      Itseems
      —
     
     
      though
      that
      you
      just
      have
      a
      difference
      of
      opinion
      (
      ex.
     
     
      goofball,
      zero).
      You
      don’t
      say
      if
      he
      teats
      her
      a
      in
      |
     
     
      anyway.
      If
      itis
      just
      that
      he
      is
      not
      your
      “‘type”’
     
    

    
     
      you
      think
      she
      shoudn’t
      go
      out
      with
      him,
      butt
      a
     
     
      you’re
      not
      the
      one
      dating
      him.
      If
      you
      don’t
      like
      each
     
     
      leave
      your
      poor
      friend
      alone.
      I’msure
      it
      strains
      both
     
     
      relationships
      if
      there
      is
      constant
      nagging
      for
      her
      to
     
     
      drop
      the
      boyfriend/friend.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Miss
      X
     
    
   
   
    
     
      note:
      All
      submissions
      must
      include
      a
      name
      and
      phone
     
     
      number,
      although
      they
      don’t
      have
      to
      be
      published.
      If
     
     
      you
      don’t
      want
      your
      name
      published
      please
      indicate
     
     
      clearly.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      X-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      October
      3,
      1991
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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