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MARCH 22.-You are hearty
Hill 10yous, ionrl of pleasure, but,
in indefatirznble worker when yoni
urn your aitonlinn to the serious'
.ide oi’ life. You liuvv trinity friends |
.vho like tn ho in your ruinnunyyi
tnri who i<im\\.' you runny i:\\'nrs.1
You will have it wry happy niur-'
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_ Your iiii-tli-.~-tune is n lilo<nlstonn,i
which niuans \\i'f_~.~‘t:i1ct> of mind. 
Your \`lo\\'<~r ign violet. '
Your lucky unlor i.- white.
W. G. 
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Mother: “what does he sayi' -
Father: “Nose broken--how shall l have it set-like mofher’ _
again or like you's for a change?" -From London Opinion '
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(ioncrul l-Ii»-t-trir (‘oinpany
Eastern Standard Time
11:55 n. n\.~ U. S. Naval 0bs»_‘\'vn-
tory _tlnir- signals.
12:30 p. ni.-~Stu<~.k market ro-
port.
12:40 ii. in.-~I‘ro<luce market rc-
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9:30 p- mf Dance music by Ro-
n1ano's Orchestra. New Kenmore
Hotel, Albany, N, Y.
Brief Schedule of _
KGO
General Electric Company Station
at Oakland, California Station
60 (il0LyChq (312 M e )
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~ ‘ A Viciimnitias.-liter Endless `
Suiisring-Turns To His
iliti Friend ami is Weil
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_The Fruit Treatment
“Fruit-a-tives"
Onc oi' tho most astonishing
rccovr».rit~s that scents almost like n
miracle, is that of Mr. Jainc`s Dub-
son oi' llrouio, Ont., rx promiur-.nt.
merchant, a mine owner and one of
the cliurtcrmcnibers of tho Domi-
nion Stock Exchange, Toronto.
in 1912, Mr. Dobson was com~
lcicly rr~liv\'etl of lihcumntisni by
airing thc l"ruit fl`reatmcnt, after
u|`i'cr|ng for more than tive years.
in _lnnuary ot' last 'eur, Mr. Dobson was almost suiiocaied by gas
rom u, furnace in his house. Ho says, “I had blood tests, analysis
of thu stomach, X-rn of teeth, had eight teeth extracted and became
fi. nervous wreck. 1¥inally, my wife suggested trying our old mediging
“Fruit-a-rii.'e.i”, which I did. Today, I weigh 189 pounds instead of 140
and am completely restored to health. in my estimation, there is no
other medicine that will give as good results as ‘Fruit-a-tives".
Thousands and thousands 'o people, in the past eighteen years, have
come to the sumo conclusion-that “there is no other medicine that will
give as good results as “Fruit-a~tives”-for all troubles arising from a
disordered condition ofthe stomach, liver, kidneys or skin.
" l"ruit~a-tives" are the intensified juices ofapples, oranges, figs and
primes, combined with tonics and form a complete treatment in themselves.
If you are not well, try the Fruit Treatment. Your dealer hal
“Fruit-I-tives"-25c. and b0c.ahox-or sent. postpaid by Fruit-a.-tivel
Limited, Ottawa, Ont.
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Ramsay (conducting the orchestra): "You know. I’d be far hap-
pier if i could kick that fellow out altogether.
harmonyi” -From
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Tuesday, March 18, 8:00 p. m_f
(Pacific time) Musical program by
Lyric Instrumental Trio. Oakland
First Baptist Church Quartet; ad~
dress, Rev. John Snape.
Thursday, March 20, 8:00 p- m.-
(Pacl!ic time) One~act plays, "A
Matter oi Husbands." comedy, and
" ‘Op O' My Thumb," by Frederick
Senn, presented by KGO Players;
Oakland Freenient High School
Orchestra.
Saturday, liiarcli 22, 8:00 p. ni.-
(l’aci!ic tinn=.)_ Musical program;
address "Present Economic Status
oi Farmer," Prof. B. H. Cocheron;
one»act comedy. "Chinese Degree,"
by Oakland Lodge of Elks.
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lh~l`ori\ putting at two-crnsi pi-' in
the oven, brush over the top ot’ it
vither with milk or wntcr so that
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