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      feminine
      hygiene
      and
     
     
      the
      male
      image.
      This
      is
     
     
      not
      the
      type
      of
      thing
     
     
      that
      my
      friends
      and
      I
     
     
      want
      to
      see
      in
      the
     
     
      campus
      newspaper.
     
     
      Maybe
      you
      think
      it
      is
     
     
      alot
      of
      fun,
      but
      where
     
     
      I
      come
      from
      it’s
      rude
     
     
      and
      improper.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Bobhy
      Sheftub
     
     
      Dear
      Bobby:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      agree
      completely
     
     
      Bobby.
      I
      think
      most
      of
     
    
   
   
    
     
      opinion
      that
     
     
      everybody
      deserves
     
     
      to
      be
      made
      fun
      of,
     
     
      even
      if
      it
      doesn’t
      make
     
     
      sense.
      The
      reason
      we
     
     
      ran
      the
      comic
      with
     
     
      Jim-beau’s
      column
      is
     
     
      because
      Jim-beau
      is
     
     
      the
      guy
      who
     
     
      discovered
      Maclssac
     
     
      in
      the
      late
      70’s
     
     
      shouting
      incoherently
     
     
      on
      the
      street
      corner;
     
     
      cleaned
      him
      up
      and
     
     
      taught
      him
      how
      to
     
     
      court
      publicity.
      They
     
     
      split
      in
      a
      battle
      for
      who
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      our
      ads
      are
      completely
     
     
      in
      appropriate
      for
     
     
      consumer
      viewing
      but
     
     
      the
      thing
      is
      that
      in
      our
     
     
      constitution
      we
      have
      to
     
     
      have
      at
      least
      35%
     
     
      smut
      contnent
      so,
      you
     
     
      know,
      we
      are
      just
     
     
      following
      orders-Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Why
      exactly
      did
      you
     
     
      runa
      picture
      of
      Ashley
     
     
      Maclsaac
      in
      Jim-beau
     
     
      Lieyeah’s
      Political
     
     
      Opinion
      section.
      It
     
     
      didn’t
      make
      any
      sense.
     
     
      It
      wasn’t
      even
     
     
      Political.
      Besides,
      he’s
     
     
      a
      bigot
      and
      not
      very
     
     
      nice.
      He
      doesn’t
      even
     
     
      deserve
      to
      be
      made
     
     
      fun
      of.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -Dr.
      Emmet
      Brown
     
     
      Dear
      Emmet:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Ah
      Emmet
      it
      is
      my
     
    
   
   
    
     
      truly
      wears
      the
     
     
      kilt
      in
      the
      family-Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Why
      do
      you
      have
      a
     
     
      Wide
      Mouth
      Mason
     
     
      article
      so
      long
      after
     
     
      they
      came
      to
      PEI?
     
     
      Nobody
      even
      cares
     
     
      about
      them
      anyway,
      so
     
     
      if
      you
      had
      published
     
     
      the
      article
      two
      months
     
     
      ago,
      at
      the
      very
      least
     
     
      you
      could
      have
      been
     
     
      current.
      I
      Mother
     
    
   
   
    
     
      You
      shouldn’t
      worry
     
     
      about
      time
      so
      much
     
     
      after
      all
      what
      is
      a
     
     
      month
      but
      a
      construct
     
     
      anyway.(
      sorry
      Peter)
     
     
      As
      for
      the
      I
      Mother
     
     
      Earth
      interview
      we
      are
     
     
      planning
      on
      doing
      a
     
     
      very
      interesting
      piece
     
     
      on
      the
      band.
      So
      you
     
     
      know,
      it
      could
      take
      a
     
     
      really
      long
      time-Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dear
      DLO:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Who
      cares
      about
      the
     
     
      Athletic
      Department?
     
     
      It’s
      just
      a
      waste
      of
     
     
      money
      and
      time.
      |
     
     
      personaly
      think
      that
     
     
      UPEI
      should
      begin
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Maybe
      not
      many
     
     
      people
      care
      about
      the
     
     
      AD
      but
      still
      think
      you
     
     
      can
      find
      some
     
     
      relevance
      in
      the
      fact
     
     
      that
      the
      way
      our
      AD
      is
     
     
      treated
      and
      shows
     
     
      itself
      across
      the
     
     
      country
      affects
      the
     
     
      perceptions
      people
     
     
      have
      of
      this
      university
     
     
      and
      its
      students.
      By
     
     
      the
      way
      we
      have
      not
     
     
      heard
      from
      the
     
     
      Athletic
      Director
      or
     
     
      SO
      itis
      entirely
      possible
     
     
      they
      feel
      the
      same
      way
     
     
      you
      do
      about
      the
     
     
      Department.
      Hey
     
     
      Merlin,
      didn’t
      you
     
     
      think
      I
      was
      going
      to
     
     
      insult
      you.?
      Ah,
      don’t
     
     
      worry
      about
      it.
      (Shit,
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      trend
      in
      which
     
     
      university
      Athletic
     
     
      Departments
      are
     
     
      completely
      abolished.
     
     
      Universities
      should
      be
     
     
      places
      where
      people
     
     
      should
      pursue
     
     
      academic
      and
     
     
      intellectual
      interests,
     
     
      not
      where
      people
     
     
      pursue
      pieces
      of
     
     
      leather
      around
     
     
      pastures.
      For
      people
     
     
      who
      really
      want
      to
      play
     
     
      sports,
      “For
      Love
      of
     
     
      the
      Game”
      as
      the
     
     
      movie
      title
      goes,
      they
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Earth
      iscoming
      to
      town
     
     
      soon.
      Maybe
      you
      can
     
     
      do
      an
      article
      on
      them
     
     
      ina
      few
      months.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      can
      join
      teams
      outside
     
     
      of
      school
      and
      have
      lots
     
     
      of
      fun
      doing
      it.
     
     
      -Meriin
      Melinowski
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      am
      fucking
      sorry
     
     
      Peter)-Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Last
      night
      I
      saw
     
     
      something
      in
      your
     
     
      newspaper
      that
      made
     
     
      me
      think
      I
      knew
      all
      the
     
     
      answers
      to
      life.
      It
      was
     
     
      your
      brilliant
      editorials
     
     
      each
      week
      which
      all
      of
     
     
      us
      get
      to
      read
      and
     
     
      enjoy
      and
      look
      at
      your
     
     
      big
      fat
      head,
      and
      don’t
     
     
      you
      know
      smoking
     
     
      causes
      cancer
      fatty.
     
     
      Can
      it
      you
      moron.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Brian
      Melody
     
     
      Dear
      Brian:
     
     
      Alright,
      alright,
      you
     
    
   
   
    
     
      metaxased
      me
      on
      that
     
     
      one-Ed.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GO
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THE
      CADRE
     
     
      A
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      Mob
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Story:
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      Cadre
      is
      published
      by
      the
     
     
      student
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      of
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      Cadre
      isa
     
     
      member
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      Canadian
      University
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      (¢.U.P)
     
     
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      ef
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      Cadre
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