Bi
     
     
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GUIDE
      FORTHE
      WEEK
      AHEAD
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ~AQUARIUS
      (JAN.20
      to
      FEB.18)
      This
      week
      will
      be
     
    
   
   
    
     
      fairly
      challenging.
      This
      could
      also
      be
      translated
      into
     
     
      tense,
      tense,
      tense.
      This
      isa
      good
      time
      to
      clean
      your
     
     
      bathtub
      and
      havea
      long,
      hot
      bath.
      Watch
      other
      peo-
     
     
      ple’s
      tender
      egos,
      and
      don’t
      bust
      any
      balloons.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PISCES
      (FEB.19
      to
      MARCH
      20)
      The
      wallet
      situa-
      -
     
     
      tion
      is
      probably
      in
      dire
      straits
      because
      of
      the
      money-
     
     
      guzzling
      holidays.
      Consider
      new
      ways
      of
      earning
      an
     
     
      income.
      This
      is
      a
      great
      time
      for
      family,
      but
      try
      not
      to
     
     
      scam
      too
      much
      coin
      off
      of
      the
      dear
      ol’
      folks.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ARIES
      (MARCH
      21
      to
      APRIL
      19)
      Try
      not
      to
      be
      so
     
     
      pushy
      and
      maybe
      things
      will
      move
      on
      their
      own.
      If
     
     
      your
      relationship
      is
      in
      the
      rotting
      stage,
      take
      some
     
     
      time
      to
      examine
      all
      of
      your
      options.
      Maybe
      it
      is
      time
     
     
      to
      stop
      trying
      to
      resurrect
      a
      dead
      issue.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TAURUS
      (APRIL
      20
      to
      MAY
      20)
      If
      you
      believe
      in
     
     
      destiny,
      then
      stop
      reading
      this
      column
      --
      just
      kidding.
     
     
      This
      week
      should
      blossom
      with
      ultra
      awesome
      aspects
     
     
      (try
      saying
      that
      four
      times
      fast).
      Anyways,
      destiny
     
     
      plays
      her
      hand
      this
      week,
      and
      if
      you
      let
      things
      take
     
     
      their
      course,
      you
      should
      be
      in
      for
      some
      smooth
      sail-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ing.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GEMINI
      (MAY
      21
      to
      JUNE
      20)
      Whoa!
      Get
      yourself
     
     
      together,
      buddy.
      Try
      participating
      in
      outdoor
      activi-
     
     
      ties
      to
      release
      some
      of
      that
      pent
      up
      energy.
      Keep
     
     
      away
      from
      the
      donuts
      and
      that
      sugar-stone
      should
      be
     
     
      gone
      by
      next
      week.
      By
      the
      way,
      you
      should
      try
      to
     
     
      ditch
      any
      attitude-probs
      you
      have
      this
      week;
      they
      will
     
     
      only
      get
      you
      introuble.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CANCER
      (JUNE
      21
      to
      JULY
      22)
      Home
      is
      where
      the
     
     
      heart
      is;
      and
      this
      week
      you
      should
      abide
      as
      much
      as
     
     
      possible
      in
      the
      home
      abode.
      Try
      to
      sort
      out
      any
      probs
     
     
      that
      you
      have
      with
      your
      lovemuffin,
      Get
      advise
      from
     
     
      your
      buds,
      but
      don’trely
      onthemcompletely.
      Only
     
     
      you
      know
      what
      you
      should
      do.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      X-P
      RESS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      January
      23,
      1992
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LEO
      (JULY
      23
      to
      AUG.22)
      Major
      romance
      is
      bloom-
     
     
      ing.
      Maybe
      you
      are
      not
      aware
      that
      you
      have
      lit
      some-
     
     
      one’s
      passions
      aflame,
      but
      wow!
      This
      week
      is
      ultra-
     
     
      easing.
      Major
      free
      flow.
      By
      the
      middle
      of
      the
      week
     
     
      you
      might
      feel
      like
      a
      major
      clown,
      but
      by
      the
      weekend
     
     
      you
      will
      be
      back
      to
      your
      confident
      self.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      VIRGO
      (AUG.23
      to
      SEPT.22)
      Things
      may
      appear
      to
     
     
      be
      going
      grease-easy,
      but
      remember
      that
      appearances
     
     
      can
      be
      deceiving.
      Be
      on
      the
      lookout
      for
      hidden
      mes-
     
     
      sages
      that
      may
      be
      lurking
      in
      the
      corner.
      You
      might
     
     
      be
      sending
      some
      mixed
      signals
      to
      someone
      important,
     
     
      and
      this
      could
      lead
      to
      big
      blowups
      in
      the
      distant
     
     
      future.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      LIBRA
      (SEPT.23
      to
      OCT.22)
      This
      week
      will
      test
     
     
      your
      diplomatic
      powers
      to
      the
      limit.
      You
      are
      prob-
     
     
      ably
      being
      paranoid
      when
      you
      feel
      ignored,
      so
      stop
     
     
      driving
      yourself
      nutzoid.
      The
      first
      of
      the
      week
      will
     
     
      be
      just
      as
      nifty
      as
      you
      please,
      but
      watch
      out
      for
      the
     
     
      big
      bang
      in
      the
      middle.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SCORPIO
      (OCT.23
      to
      NOV.21)
      This
      is
      the
      week
      to
     
     
      prepare
      for
      the
      trying
      months
      ahead.
      If
      you
      have
      any
     
     
      travel
      plans
      in
      the
      distant
      future,
      make
      a
      list
      of
      what
     
     
      to
      bring
      and
      what
      to
      do;
      otherwise
      you
      might
      forget
     
     
      something
      extremely
      important.
      Try
      not
      to
      get
      too
     
     
      excited
      over
      the
      minor
      details
      of
      life.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SAGITTARIUS
      (NOV.22
      to
      DEC.
      21)
      Try
      not
      to
      let
     
     
      things
      blow
      out
      of
      proportion.
      You
      might
      be
      driving
     
     
      someone
      close
      to
      you
      crazy
      with
      your
      offbeat
      accusa-
     
     
      tions.
      Romance
      is
      looking
      good,
      Sag.
      Try
      not
      to
      go
      -
     
     
      to
      fast,
      however,
      and
      make
      surethatmostofyour
      —
     
     
      phone
      calls
      take
      place
      while
      you
      are
      in
      asober
      state
      —
     
     
      of
      mind.
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      CAPRICORN
      (DEC.
      22
      to
      JAN.19)
      Try
      to
      keep
      your.
     
     
      extra-curricular
      activities
      toaminimumthisweek.
      —
     
     
      This
      is
      not
      the
      primo
      time
      for
      surprises,
      butifby
      —
     
     
      some
      offbeat
      chance
      that
      you
      are
      caught
      offguard,
      do
     
     
      not
      freak.
      Remember
      that
      life
      does
      not
      always
      follow
     
     
      written
      plans,
      and
      sometimes
      you
      have
      toacceptthe
      —
     
    
   
   
    
     
      unexpected.
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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