to
      blow
      off
      some
      steam
      we
      are
      willing
      to
     
     
      accommodate
      you.
      We
      normally
      don’t
      open
     
     
      until
      six
      o’clock
      but
      if
      you
      give
      us
      a
      call
      the
      day
     
     
      before
      ‘we
      will
      be
      more
      than
      happy
      to
      open
      up
     
     
      early
      and
      help
      you
      celebrate.
      Just
      call
      Mark
      or
     
     
      Dave
      at
      566-0953.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      View
      from
      the
      top
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hey
      there,
      folks!
      It’s
      us
      from
      the
      Engineering
     
     
      department.
      Recently,
      the
      engineering
      society
     
     
      has
      gotten
      underway
      again
      with
      the
      following
     
     
      executive:
      President-
      Trent
      Ross,
      Vice-Presi-
     
     
      dent-
      Troy
      Gallant,
      Treasurer-
      Shane
      Ostridge,
     
     
      Secretary-
      Buffy
      White,
      Second-year
      reps-
     
     
      Shawn
      Gallant
      and
      Pat
      Perry,
      First
      year
      reps-
     
     
      Dave
      Thompson
      and
      Bobby
      MacInnis.
      For
      those
     
     
      engineers
      who
      have
      any
      ideas
      or
      suggestions
      for
     
     
      the
      coming
      months,
      feel
      free
      to
      speak
      to
      one
      of
     
     
      the
      executives.
      They
      don’t
      bite
      (or
      at
      least
      we
     
     
      don’t
      think
      so).
     
    

    
     
      In
      September,
      the
      society
      had
      their
      annual
     
     
      barbeque.
      Furniture
      from
      the
      engineering
      lounge
     
     
      was
      set
      up
      on
      the
      lawn
      in
      front
      of
      Duffy.
      After
     
     
      the
      barbeque,
      a
      game
      of
      baseball
      was
      enjoyed
     
     
      by
      all-
      right,
      Buffy?
      Also,
      one
      Saturday
      in
     
     
      September,
      Clyde
      River
      was
      the
      sight
      of
      the
     
     
      Society
      golf
      tournament.
      Prizes
      were
      given
      out
     
     
      for
      those
      with
      outstanding
      scores.
     
    

    
     
      Our
      main
      event
      of
      the
      year,
      the
      annual,
     
     
      infamous
      Cornboil,
      took
      place
      on
      Friday,
      Octo-
     
     
      ber
      15,
      at
      the
      Millstream
      Barn
      in
      Brackley.
     
     
      Many
      engineers
      showed
      up
      to
      participate
      in
      the
     
     
      consumption
      of
      corn
      and
      ethanol.
      The
      usual
     
     
      initiation
      of
      the
      freshmen
      took
      place.
      Some
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      upperclassmen
      volunteered
      to
      be
      initiated
      for
     
     
      the
      second
      or
      third
      time.
      ‘After
      six
      hours
      of
     
     
      intense
      partying,
      the
      clubs
      were
      invaded
      by
     
     
      those
      still
      going
      strong.
      Others,
      of
      course,
      had
     
     
      to
      be
      driven
      home
      early-
      right,
      Mike?
     
     
      Statistics
      Quiz
     
    

    
     
      1.
      From
      4
      artsies
      and
      3
      bios;
      find
      the
      number
      of
     
     
      committees
      to
      screw
      in
      a
      light
      bulb
      that
      can
      be
     
     
      formed
      consisting
      of
      2
      artsies
      and
      one
      bio.
     
    

    
     
      a)
      Question:
      What
      is
      a
      light
      bulb?
     
    

    
     
      b)
      Too
      fewcommittee
      members.
      A
      few
      hundred
     
     
      are
      needed
      to
      turn
      the
      building
      while
      one
      holds
     
     
      the
      light
      bulb.
     
    

    
     
      c)
      None.
      They
      don’t
      know
      how
      to
      screw
      in
      a
     
     
      light
      bulb.
     
    

    
     
      d)
      Theoretically,
      18,
      but
      in
      the
      real
      world,
      this
     
     
      really
      doesn’t
      exist.
     
    

    
     
      2.
      One
      artsy
      at
      a
      bar
      decides
      to
      have
      nine
      shots.
     
     
      he
      wants
      to
      have
      3
      of
      one
      kind,
      2
      of
      another,
      and
     
     
      4
      of
      yet
      another.
      Which
      combination
      of
      shots
     
     
      would
      get
      him
      the
      sickest?
     
    

    
     
      a)
      Depends
      on
      how
      much
      he
      had
      to
      drink
     
     
      previously.
     
    

    
     
      b)
      Why
      would
      he
      want
      to
      have
      nine
      when
      he
      can
     
     
      only
      count
      to
      4?
     
    

    
     
      c)
      Burp!
      I
      think
      I
      am
      going
      to
      be
      sick
      thinking
     
     
      about
      it.
     
    

    
     
      3.
      The
      Biology
      Club
      is
      an
      association
      whose
     
     
      members
      posses
      IQ’s
      in
      the
      bottom
      10%
      of
      the
     
     
      population.
      If
      IQ’s
      are
      normally
      distributed
     
     
      with
      a
      mean
      of
      120
      and
      a
      standard
      deviation
      of
     
     
      14.
      What
      is
      the
      maximum
      IQ
      necessary
      for
     
     
      admission
      to
      the
      club?
     
    

    
     
      a)
      Engineers
      can’t
      be
      admitted,
      their
      IQ
      exceed
     
     
      the
      maximum.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      /
     
    
   
   
    
     
      b)
      All
      lower
      life
      forms
      can
      be
      admitted
      as
      their
     
     
      total
      IQ
      doesn’t
      even
      come
      close
      to
      the
      maxi-
     
     
      mum
      IQ.
     
    

    
     
      c)
      If
      their
      IQ
      by
      some
      quirk
      of
      nature
      does
     
     
      exceed
      the
      max,
      which
      is
      96.07,
      the
      formalde-
     
     
      hyde
      fumes
      from
      the
      lab
      soon
      remedies
      that
     
     
      problem.
     
    

    
     
      Quote
      of
      the
      week:
      If
      you
      can
      keep
      your
      head
     
     
      while
      others
      are
      losing
      theirs,
      you
      just
      don’t
     
     
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