rE
      aah
      eee!
      arene
      eee
      ee
      ae
      Mr
      waco:
      ey
      gh
      A
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      that
      is
      your
      democratic
      choice,
      we
      will
      have
      to
     
    

    
     
      accept
      it.
      Then
      again,
      perhaps
      you
      will
      choose
      to
      stay
     
    

    
     
      with
      us,
      a
      choice
      the
      overwhelming
      majority
      of
     
    

    
     
      Anglophone
      Canadians
      hope
      you
      will
      make.
      Either
     
    

    
     
      way,
      itis
      imperative
      that
      you
      conclude
      the
      process
     
    

    
     
      you
      so
      lucidly
      articulate,
      of
      regaining
      your
      feeling
      of
     
     
      pride,
      ofself-respect
      and
      equality,
      as
      a
      people.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
          
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
         
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
          
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
         
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      With
      deep
      respect
      I
      salute
      you
      and
      wish
      you
      success.
     
     
      Your
      failure
      would
      bring
      sadness
      to
      us
      all.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      fellow
      Canadian.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THING
      THAT
      MAKE
      YOU
      GO
      HMMMMM.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      When
      there
      is
      an
      advertisement
      for
      razors,
      we
      see
     
     
      men
      shaving,
      when
      there
      is
      acereal
      advertisement,
     
     
      people
      eating
      cereal
      if
      the
      feature.
      Why
      is
      it
      then,
     
     
      that
      in
      a
      tampon
      commercial
      we
      see
      women
      playing
     
     
      tennis?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      We're
      having
      defense
      cuts.
      Pretty
      soon
      ournavy
      will
     
     
      consist
      of
      two
      Newfoundlanders
      ina
      dory
      witha
     
     
      shotgun.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fly
      some
      Airlines
      --
      Where
      the
      pilots
      are
      higher
      than
     
     
      our
      planes.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PETA
      (People
      for
      the
      Ethical
      Treatment
      of
      Animals),
     
    

    
     
      an
      animal
      rights
      organization,
      say
      that
      there
      is
      no
     
    

    
     
      difference
      between
      eating
      a
      hamburger
      and
      eating
      your
     
     
      neighbors’
      kids.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Why
      is
      Brian
      Mulrooney
      still
      alive?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      we
      don’t
      vote
      for
      Brian
      is
      the
      next
      election,
      who
      do
     
     
      we
      vote
      for?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Men
      are
      pigs.
      The
      problem
      is
      most
      of
      them
      take
      that
     
     
      ee
      o™pliment
      these
      days.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      woman
      writes
      a
      book
      titles
      Men
      1
      Would
      Like
      to
     
    

    
     
      |
      See
      Dead
      andi
      is
      hailed
      as
      ‘‘a
      brave
      warrior
      for
      the
     
     
      feminist
      movement’’.
      A
      man
      writes
      a
      book
      titled
     
     
      Women
      Who
      Sometimes,
      On
      Tuesdays
      At
      5:00
      p.m.,
     
     
      Slightly
      Annoy
      Me
      and
      is
      branded
      as
      a
      male
      ehativine
     
     
      istwoman
      hater/
      Satan.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Finally,
      for
      the
      grads
      of
      Charlottetown
      Rural.
      The
     
     
      name
      Redmen
      offended
      natives.
      The
      Red
      Devils
     
     
      offended
      all
      fine
      upstanding
      Christian
      people.
      The
     
     
      administration
      is
      finding
      it
      very
      hard
      to
      offend
      any-
     
     
      body.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Till
      next
      time.
     
     
      The
      Cynic.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a
      6
      Quality
      Used
     
     
      0-0
      Family
      Clothing
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Get
      your
     
     
      EXOTIC
      &
      WACKY
     
     
      MASKS
      &
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ACCESSORIES
      FOR
     
     
      HALLOWEEN
     
     
      COSTUMING
     
    

    
     
      at
      great
      prices!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Extended
      Hours.
     
     
      Last
      Two
      Weeks
      of
      October.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Open
      Evenings
     
     
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      Tel:
      892-4606
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ATTENTION
      EVERYONE!!!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      With
      halloween
      closing
      in
      on
      us
      all,
      everyone
      should
     
     
      be
      reminded
      to
      keep
      inside
      their
      fury
      little
      pets
      to
     
     
      ensure
      their
      safe
      keeping.
      Remember
      pets
      are
      helpless
     
     
      on
      their
      own,
      keep
      aclose
      eye
      on
      them
      for
      the
      dura-
     
     
      tion
      of
      the
      month.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PEI
      X-P
      RESS
      October
      24,
      1991
      Pace