Craig
      St.
      Jean
     
     
      Advertising
      Manager
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      This
      is
      the
      first
      UPEI
      Cadre
      Wash-
     
     
      room
      Review
      in
      a
      series
      of
      several
     
     
      more
      to
      come
      (hopefully)
      through-
     
     
      out
      the
      second
      semester.
      You
      may
     
     
      be
      thinking
      “this
      is
      crap”
      or
      “this
      is
     
     
      filth”
      or
      that
      this
      is
      just
      a
      waste.
      Well,
     
     
      yes,
      in
      a
      sense.
      Nevertheless,
      I
      ask
     
     
      you
      to
      refrain
      from
      pooh-poohing
     
     
      while
      I
      discuss
      the
      (fecal)
      matter
      of
     
     
      UPET’s
      washroom
      facilities.
      This
      i
     
     
      important
      shit.
      ;
     
     
      This
      week’s
      washroom
      in
      ques-
     
     
      tion
      is
      found
      on
      the
      main
      floor
      of
     
     
      Dalton
      Hall.
      First
      of
      all,
      has
      anyone
     
     
      else
      noticed
      that
      Dalton
      is
      probably
     
     
      the
      worst
      smelling
      building
      on
      cam-
     
     
      pus?
      Just
      had
      to
      throw
      that
      out
      there.
     
     
      In
      any
      case,
      this
      washroom
      doesn’t
     
     
      help.
      It’s
      kind
      of
      a
      dump-—
      which
      is
     
     
      I
      suppose
      fitting
      for
      the
      activities
     
     
      performed
      there.
      But
      still.
      Even
      I
     
     
      prefer
      a
      clean
      facility,
      which
      this
      most
     
     
      definitely
      is
      not.
      The
      open
      bag
      of
     
     
      garbage
      off
      to
      the
      side
      didn’t
      help,
     
     
      and
      the
      wet
      mud
      tracked
      over
      the
     
     
      floor
      wasn’t
      very
      nice
      either.
      I
      know,
     
     
      it’s
      that
      time
      of
      year,
      but
      this
      wash-
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      DOOE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ey
     
     
      ee
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      CAMPUS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
        
     
     
        
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      *you*
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Bathroom
      Review
     
    
   
   
    
     
      e
      to
      spend
      time
      here?
      Photo:
      St.
      Jean
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      room
      gave
      the
      impression
      that
      it
      was
     
     
      tended
      to
      rather
      infrequently.
     
     
      Additionally,
      I
      wonder
      if
      anyone
     
     
      likes
      the
      fact
      that
      in
      this
      washroom,
     
     
      the
      mirror
      is
      directly
      in
      front
      of
      the
     
     
      toilet.
      That’s
      right,
      you
      can
      watch
     
     
      yourself!
      The
      typical
      washroom
     
     
      design
      has
      suggested
      to
      me
      that,
     
     
      for
      most
      people,
      it
      is
      enough
      to
      see
     
     
      themselves
      before
      and
      after
      their
     
     
      business.
      Perhaps
      this
      particular
     
     
      -washroom
      was
      designed
      by
      a
      natcis-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      sist—
      it’s
      devant,
      durant,
      et
      derriere
      dans
     
     
      Dalton!
     
    

    
     
      A
      few
      final
      points
      of
      interest:
     
     
      This
      is
      a
      men’s
      AND
      women’s
      wash-
     
     
      room.
      Unisex
      washrooms,
      to
      me,
     
     
      always
      seem
      like
      an
      afterthought
      (but
     
     
      judging
      by
      the
      look
      of
      this
      one,
      so
      is
     
     
      mopping
      the
      floor).
      Just
      when
      they
     
     
      thought
      everything
      was
      in
      order,
     
     
      they
      realized
      that
      they
      forgot
      to
      build
     
     
      washrooms,
      so
      they
      just
      jammed
      a
     
     
      single
      one
      in
      there.
      Well,
      okay.
      I
      can
     
    
   
   
    
     
      deal.
      But
      should
      students
      really
      be
     
     
      forced
      to
      deal
      with
      setting
      their
      coats
     
     
      and
      bags
      down
      on
      a
      floor
      that’s
      cov-
     
     
      ered
      with
      mud
      (and
      who
      knows
      what
     
     
      else)?
      Some
      hooks
      might
      help.
      Also,
     
     
      I
      noticed
      that
      the
      faucet
      offers
      your
     
     
      choice
      of
      either
      red
      or
      green
      water.
      I
     
     
      usually
      prefer
      red
      and
      blue,
      but
      hey,
     
     
      in
      light
      of
      all
      the
      other
      omissions,
     
     
      it’s
      cool
      that
      they
      gave
      us
      at
      least
      a
     
     
      couple
      choices.
     
    

    
     
      So
      maybe
      you
      think
      I’m
      being
      a
     
     
      bit
      anal.
      Well,
      yeah,
      totally!
      But
      like
     
     
      I
      said,
      this
      is
      important,
      folks.
      Now
     
     
      that
      I’ve
      flushed,
      Id
      just
      like
      to
      wash
     
     
      my
      hands
      of
      one
      other
      issue:
      While
     
     
      I
      was
      in
      there
      farting
      around
      and
     
     
      snapping
      pictures,
      a
      female
      student
     
     
      was
      made
      to
      wait
      unduly
      long
      outside
     
     
      the
      door.
      Of
      course,
      male
      and
      female
     
     
      washrooms
      would
      have
      prevented
     
     
      this
      problem,
      but
      I'd
      like
      to
      apologize
     
     
      to
      her
      for
      the
      wait
      nonetheless.
      In
     
     
      summation,
      of
      all
      the
      UPEI
      lavato-
     
     
      ries
      in
      which
      I’ve
      leaked,
      this
      one
      lies
     
     
      low
      on
      my
      list.
     
    

    
     
      5/10,
      and
      only
      because
      the
      bare
     
     
      essentials
      were
      there
      and
      in
      working
     
     
      order.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MOKING.