Volunteer Bank 
     
    
   
   
    
     Gives 100% interest on your investment. Are you investing? 
     
     Fill it out. 
     
    
   
   
    
     1981 Honda Civic for sale as is. All major parts in working or- 
     
     der. For more info. Contact The Editor. 
     
    
   
   
    
     Watch for posters concerning Class Elections for Freshman, 
     
     Sophmore, Junior and Senior Executives to be elected. 
     
    
   
   
    
     To: The Wayne who had computer account #337047 for the 
     
     lst summer session. I recieved your message sent on June 19th to- 
     
     day but can’t figure out who the hell you are. Please enlighten me. 
     
    

    
     Tracey 
     
    
   
   
    
     Quotes of the Week 
     
    
   
   
    
     Wednesday, September 27 
     
     11:30 - 1:20 
     
     Library Lecture Theatre 
     
     Topic: 
     
    

    
     Sexually Transmit- 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bees Are Like Policemen, You 
     
     Leave Them Alone And They 
     
    
   
   
    
     Will Leave You Alone. 
     
    

    
     Where Does 
     
     The Word “News” Come From? 
     
     - North, East, West, And South. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     ted Diseases 
     
    

    
     Drop By For Some Informa- 
     
     tion, Some Coffee And Donuts, 
     
     And Some Entertainment. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Coming 
     
    
   
   
    
     Th ursday, 
     
    
   
   
    
     September 21st 
     
    
   
   
    
     "Rick Janik’ 
     
    
   
   
    
     All Week 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Moose 
     
    
   
   
    
     ls Loose 
     
    
   
   
    
     & 
     
    
   
   
    
     Is Less Than 
     
    
   
   
    
     A Doose 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     FRIDAY 
     
     MOVIES 
     
    
   
   
    
     Tequila 
     
     Sunrise 
     
     Dirty 
     
     Rotten 
     
    
   
   
    
     Scoundrels 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     FRIDAY 
     
     NIGHT 
     
    
   
   
    
     Puta 
     
     Moose 
     
     in your 
     
     hand. 
     
    
   
   
    
     SATURDAY 
     
    
   
   
    
     Back by 
     
     Popular 
     
     Demand 
     
    
   
   
    
     OPS) < 
     
     9° 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     MONDAY 
     
    
   
   
    
     C. F. 
     
     STUDENT 
     
     SAVER 
     
     NIGHT 
     
    
   
   
    
     Don't leave 
     
     home 
     
     without it! 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     TUESDAY 
     
    
   
   
    
     Puta 
     
    

    
     Moose 
     
     in your 
     
     hand. 
     
    
   
   
    
     WEDNESDAY 
     
    
   
   
    
     Puta 
     
    

    
     Moose 
     
     in your 
     
     hand. — 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     THURSDAY 
     
    
   
   
    
     Rick Janik 
     
    
   
   
    
     Turns 
     
     the 
     
    
   
   
    
     Moose 
     
    
   
   
    
     Loose