Y Ffar Largest _Dal y Circulation in this Province. p ll ` IlARL0lTEl W . .sairtrssirursrrsiish f " -1-~l, ' . _ ! __ '“"~;'; c _:;':-;‘;-;. ___,_* ' -.;__.T;i;-_""i _".;;;;;'_"_ °“°;1.z‘;:';-r;°;_._.--~ ' ##3 CHARLoTTEToyvN_ PRlr\'CE F,D\vARll ISL;/wil, CA1\'.=xi>.»\, TL*ESl>,\\’, I>F,CE.\iBER 14, rgog. { N Anvsilfiv “°" in any, V , _ ~ s §> ='§ as Ee I 54 3 :Qt Es wlttim wmrsn if Lswvcnl .l'|' muon, Alplaosmwun somethin of I. _ B Bills' both* Pfefluion. O l I; »_._ in a smell ’f»9im.ln.s°uinern Georgia one morni,o5,,;lost;week. he called ,loud ly; "Jon9p..Bq,ii1st t Johnson!" A di _,tiled spéatleman came to the bar, allf_i?sa.`i_d_: " "Lam Dr. Jones, your 2; honor. fha ceiwllinlns witness. My Cl, oniokepls..wsi£e.§_to1on, s.nd_round ‘in the ea i>°SSesi1_ 91.1 °,t°- “ODQ l1.19§i\@l1i. doctor," the,judge in. ff terr11pte_d,- We must have the defend- W ant at the bar. .Tones against John son! Jones against Johnson! is the IF; defendant present? Is William John- il son in court'."’ ' D A tall andshambling negro shuffled ca to the har, ducked_ his head, pulled his woolly forelock in token of respect, W and grinned a propltlatory grin. l “Ah's Wlllyum Johns’n, please sur, go jcdge," he said. "Ah doan' know nuffin 'bout no 'i'endant, sub. Ah'm I jes` de man wot took de chick'ns." rg "Don't talk like that," the court W i\'ai‘i1ed William "You ought to have a lawyer to speak for you. Where’s Lt: your lawyer?" tr "Ah alu’t got no lawyer, jedge_!' th "Very Well then." said his hon _ ' 01'. in "I ll assign 1 lawyer to defend you." gr “Oh, no, siih; no, sup! ple.e.ease don' do dist!" William be ged ' B . l "Why not?" asked the judge. ' "If: 1,1: won‘t cost you anything. Why dolfg 'lll l “Well. ah’ll tell yo’, ssh," said Wil- ol; liam, waving his tattered old hat con. nl you want a_ lawyer?" fidentially. "Hit's Jes' disawa ._ ' ' ' 3' ah or wan' tuh enjoy dem chick'ns mase-f." br -Harper‘s Weekly. , . limi* _§_' . , _-o is Winter has always proved a trying time for rare and delicate birds in the Ca zoolcslcal gardens. one interesting th theory has been advanced, that owing Pa to the long nights in these latitudes in winter the poor birds do not feed long enough during the day to "keep iT body and soul together." In the old insect house some good was effected Ai’ by inducing the birds to feed before dawn with the aid of a powerful motor lamp which was placed there BB limi! in the winter. ` In the new small birdhouse, says the Jig London Daily Mail, an elaborate fn- r' Cimlcscent sssiisnt installation has fe just been completed. It is controlled ku from oulslde ,md at slx o.cl°ck in the Newport, bilt by thc poor as well. An morning a watchman switches on the “C lights. ` tl’ immediately is chorus of songs he hrcaks out from the amused birds, 8' which start breakfast immediately. his _l».,, Tim' Sid Thought Are to Wl1°i_1 °i“!i~i.¢il>B"iF\lm opened con" -ir' _ grlni Ab°“i- r _- ' ` 'H-rl What will bo the destiny of the Uni- ` *adllilwtr to this can be supplied m9¢i,|i1i-Bly by a comparison with the mill; empire. The establishment of iiilillliiillilillo as the_capitsl of llle Sf. and the- eastern empire's sell". Mit from Rome, are paralleled in 9 S 015' Of the American revolution. emma? i°°i¢. H1911. for a progressive “I 11° in the Strength or lllnginnd, nverso ratio to our own lncreas. E D0W€l‘i Australia, already Anlerl n in her political organization, will avltate. with canada, into the union, ,lily the English-speaking peoples ll be reunited under American aus ces. That is as far as we can look rward legitimately. America will be absorbed in ure so tion of her social problems, Democ cy, which has never really existed, iii b° °0111i11E into its own; and with advent vwill disappear the comedy representative government which, ied °“i ii1i'0llSh several centuries in e classical world, and found want- S, is destined to receive its coup de ace “D011 American soil. The battle of socialism will be upon to be Soived. D1‘0bl1i1iy. after some nslderable bloodshed, by a Slldllell umination of common sense, The 059. haphazard productive methods i°'d3Y. and our costly and falllly anner of distribution, will have to be 5a“ized,i° Prevent their complete The solution of this tremendous oblem, which will be precipitated by e sudden fallureof foreign markets en manufacturing slid prohibitol-y riffs are universal in all countries, ii OCCUDY oilr attention for at least century to come, By the year 2009, therefore, no radi- l changes will have occurred upoil e map of the new _ radyile. in Ilarper‘s Weekly. -im RUE TO HIS HIGH CALLING. Q of Gifted Physician Reads Weil ln These Days of Struggle for I . D, An1'ii=_iciAi. Luci-i1' Fon sinos.' tn wh i~¢fllihen| Their Day, Giving Thom ta More Time for Feeding. Wi Many anecdotes are tolli of thc' ndness, as well as skill, of tlic luic W. T. Bull, whose loss is not only r', gretted b_v New York's “'400_" who “ ew his miuistrations there and iii quaintance tells this true story as Pical of the man: "Shortly before "‘Il’7i‘l1"/‘»`a‘5ii`1l¢_>_-l'e_`=" was stricken with his fatal illness _ young East Side physician called nt ' l started after lilo group. After ll C011° the oyster parlor. I didn't hear fronl office and said that he was nttonll- . , lp l,l\»l_lll-,lil-I(,\f lllr »l-ln.; poll l, M, lll,;llIGl(,Ul_~` ART 5ili91'i1i1i9 Chase in The Cf"ii'5f` of “'i1i°ii . him again for more than a week. One Hisuliirsnsmgsln 2009__' __ I W *L_* _ii ' n l den of the Changes That |i>urs aisles on or-i=slisivelli=iil:s:iive’__cli_Aili3 Writer Calls on Them to Give Rea- iPf'°P¢|' UI" 0' °"ll” whim "nuff sons for Their' Admission to the Country. We desire io call attention to a I V ,flagrant violation of one of our most 'ine charm. Ono ll-I0 \dmi1'°" n-“Q importollt statutes. , _Hll Bltiowod' lo Elioliildl _ ,`:_;.*'l__Y\_ Duty of Allolé k 1’ sweet voice is a powerful fomiiu' masculine voices which are soiidrolm I 'Under our immigration laws, no 0-|111 11111- nlien ciin land in this country who We should. therefore, be careful of has no money and no capacity. If llc this 0l'Slll Willdl lllfllre ill! b8lt0W€li comes from ii foreign store. he must upon us, and improve it if possible. be ldentiflcd :ind duly passed upon, Coarse, shrill and harsh voices may be What is rt-ally happening? Every softened by care and study. A woman dey, nziy, almost cvery llliliiite, in this with a peacock voice can never charm. country babies are being born who rcallv have no right to enter our do Speak in a low voice, but distinctly. loud speaking denotes ill-breeding, _ < I main. Not only this. but they are and sometimes shows a domlneering calmly allowed to be here and not the spirit. 'Many people drown the voices slightest ilrolcsl is 1112106 against of others in a discussion that they tliem. may themselves attract the more at- It is true that recently some effort tention. To keep the voice at a proper has been made to discourage their tone, never call from one end of the i>l`9S@llC0» 13111 1i1iS iS by Dl`il/810 illlii- room to another, nor from upstairs viduals, and not by the ailtlloritlcti. down, nor at any distance where it Every baby comes llerc from a for- becomes nocossal-y lol- one lg' shout eign shore. lic is a vngrunt. Wily. with all his might, as this coarsens be llasil't even <~|i»tlli=s\ oil his -buck. and l-oughgng gpg volcg and in time In a large poi-<'oiitnge of cases llc is I ruins lt, sickly, and ought to bc kept out by There are persons who, when quariintine ailtlmi-ities, if by ilo one spoken l0_ my no a¢lenlll.m_ elthel- clse. from abstraction or fronl imliffe-renee, Tllese intruders ought to be guar- to anylhlng whleh may proceed from nntced under illc pure infant uct,‘or olhem The person who Speaks ls else they should be promptly shipped back to the seliiicr, with instructions then obliged to raise the voice and rc- peat, and thus the habit of speaking to at least provide tlicin with the nc- loudly ls frequently fo,-med_ cessitles of life before they land among a free poople.-~l.ippincutt.’s. GOOD JOKE ON THE OFFICERS. Long and Stern Chase of College Stu- dents That Ended in Something of a Fiasco. These things occur in families where but little politeness is observed between those who owe one another as much consideration as is due to out- siders. One should never cry out under the influence of anger, indignation or pain. These cries forever destroy the har- mony of the vocal chords. Children Once' ln a college l0wn_ me rumor. should be prevented from screaming that students were carrying concealed weapons reached tlic ears of the local police. Tlloir chief :ii once issued strin- gent orders filut the heinous plnctlco sllould be stopped. ,ln fills partir-iilzir college town the students were no cllfforcnt from sill- dents the world over; ill other words, they dearly loved to bother the police to tho best of their ability. So one day a. group of illf-in uouclinlnntly passed ti policeman, and one of tile students, ill so doing, put his ilolld to ills hip pock- et. Tlli-ll, zis'if rccollt=cting himself lil time, llo hastily witlidrew it and looked shecpishly at tlic policcinan. “What have you in that pocket?" the . d latter nskvd stcrlily. lnsteutiof ull:-'wel-ing, the student when at play. ' WANTED MOHE GOMNIQN- FABE Daily Menlo of Oysters Had Begun to Pall on Palate of Trainp Printer. ` An Oregon editor once got a big advertisement from a placewhich sold nothing but oysters. The place had just opened, and while the proprietor was willing to advertise he didu't have the cash to spend; so liz* newspaper man took a card which t-niltled him to ten dollars' worth of oysters. “A few nys inter a tramp printer strolled iilto tlit- |l;.::<~tte office and wanted li job," relates tile editor. “l‘ had noth- :iild all his coiullnuiuils, as ii’ panic- lug lo offer lllm' but told the man he striclicli, started in run. linluedlately thc policcillzin blew his whistle, sunl- nloned several of hiscompaniilns, and might sleep back in the composing room, and as be had no money to buy food, I gave him the meal ticket on This extra feedin time h l d ln! a poor girl over in his ilcigllbor- " ' ` ' A ' the policemen were badly wiiiilfil and day he name into the DHICP i00ki1l5 0 Z as a rea y h produced good results in the shape of ° improved condition of the birds of par-I fr adlse, mynahs and other rare tropicali ° °‘i Wi10 W0Uid Surely die unless op- , , , , _ _ _ _ Y _ roused to a great plich.0i’ Hllgvr. Hii bit drawn arid worn. ‘I don't Want ated 0n_ The famlly was lon ,,0,,,_ Ui thc c.\l.'l:lltloil ltr. i_lii‘_(rriiftoul l`li;- f~.lol'iil': of flui wlllilii <-iiiiillosltiilil point” :il.;liil.i~i:t.iir.'il niii.-lrggioliiiti and the students wwe ¢ol~nel»pd, and sum- lo seem dlssallsned .wllll what yollfw. pay and the doctor did not fold tlullci-ics in llouilon tint-_ Splivrv say.-al .4 ‘.‘.~i'_v i'i1:li:iilli .ul_l.ll1lli>`\|>`» .\111l=<2l, *lb--i llfiiir. llvilt by .\l<‘.~'sl‘s llo\\'.k of employment is not a newl cr Of Febriiary 14 1812: “It is of tho! bl ' ltanism which has done so milcll for e race in many directions and humil- of the legislature should immediately capped ll ln otllem when Dlsmell gan to be prominent .ln the house commons it used to be said of him at, though he was a very 'amusing llow and made* the house laugh, he . U uid never hope to take rank as Il nemo" M public w°rkB' etc" etc' statesman. Lord Randolph Churcllill nt through exactly the slime ex- -l-ll perience in his early days. Few peo- ' ld admit that a man who ex- Wir the nl l t th t th lp” W°“ stole has 3, g¥vee§,i;;i;)l::;I. go; on lg Dressed himself humorously had any Hlmw that the ymmids of En t and claim to be taken seriously.-Black 1’ i’ and white. ,_ gllest importance that a committee th ilifiulre into the causes of the present' be Want of employment among the labor- f ing °i*1SH€S» Ind whether means might, gh 110! be found in a nation of which the ,P revenue is immense by which a suc- cé Therewereatthattime,nearly100 years We “5°- 16.000 unemployed in Liverpool. 6 Same writer, after asking. "Is I l sie "eiesant edifices of Greece" were ullill with the object of "giving con- “'l°i employment to the laborer." _ l _ o_ I cor an umpi F01' the_ benefit of the prospective' in bi! Same hunters a oorrespondenl cm “nelly disposes or the theory that a “gi”-1' is unable to jump to any height i° "Om all fours; He records that he ta t°°i‘ iefllle il! o tree from a particu- V* lar tiger. The beast, however, jumped. "° unto hinr, "into on indie rubber null, "° ff 80011 seven feet," and it was 011|! "0 by lettinggo with my right and ram-_ ii' mins both barrels down his mouth` m Ti" 111_°rsl evidently is that who fi' “"°i‘ii118 a tiger it is necessary to Baz ~’ a treo with its loymt in-saab ati °“ 1° itat. from the mpund.; ,` _ ri ' """""**"'°'°“'*""° l Vi* THE SGISSORS wh PI INTO THE PRICE The New Version. "Wel_l'."' ' t (li "Wow merit.-" API English Dislike of Humor. he imposglbla to hold ll heavy b(,°k_ It is sometimes a matter for won- As n bl; of cheer for all lnvallds lhey der that humorists are allowed to live this country. Deep down in our glish character is a conscious ills- e of laughter. Liiugliter. is an ox- ession .of emotion. and we hzivc a rror of it. It may be that this so- . et objection to the comic muse is ii question’ says the Liveri)°°i Mercuryl surviving relic of the sturdy old Pilri- ° The Seéond Fiddle. _ -¥__.__, gg’ The second fiddle is, on the whole, ` ‘ 'rs the nroet widely played or nu instru- H* HI h TI c J ents-fortunately, since it is so espe- lly the instrument of harmony. A great many men have an aptitude r the second fiddle, and where they ke it ilp at'once, without too much in experimenting with more preten- us partsy' they find much satisfac- n in it. There is plenty of poor rk done with the second fiddle, ough. Men who are forced to it by nrrying or other mischanoe are very t ei to luv badly. lgillii. I did D0! hiv’ I YBPY bm u|l}° all "kA ilunstgr of the second nddle ls not e least among masters, and he has, sides, the promise of inheritllig tho rth.-Puck. ~ '<~\ ,i__l_-___ -____'__ U . "There are o. goodmany prize iight- on all ladies winter coats. suits. "B and brid si rs in the literary o kirts. Till! ll1°i’l1i‘1S ‘iii 511° 9 held,» gllllfg “umpe _ gals in stock go at half pncc and and nllotllcr (li‘it-ntiul, iriliiiilti-.il, np pears oil thc rigllt, hlliily iinlnll fir ures and 'animals clllircn tile sccnr Tllc Mutlollim, who is sc:-n in proflll to\v-ard thc spcctlitois lt-it, is kiiccl ing. with llniliis clupscil, and llcllind -i13l1Dler than if ho had rc- ber is St. Joi-lepll sclitcrl. 'i‘lic infant shelves, and the name is ea' ily ee ppy . , from the outside. These senvelio zceeillefi H' *moo fee' The gm_ but cliild llcs on llcr robe, His llfuil rcs*-. ing on ri cllsllliln. 'l`ill: i':‘o il~~llilr. probably lliislltiutl :tilil wife, liilcvl til lrctllcr to tlic right, richly fli`r.\'st‘i- \ . . . li indignant at Lou of Beard. Samuel Stiegler, s barber in that sec- tion of Brooklyn known as East New York, appeared in court the other day io explain why he cut off Morris Krcutzer’s 40-year growth of wills- kr-rs without orders. Kreutzer climbed in the bai'ber chair after`ln- structlilg the barber to trim his beard :ind dozed into a gentle slumber. When he awoke llc sew:-lnlcll with rage and nlorllficiliioll when lu- saw flint he was clean shaven. As he is Gil years old and his board was the pride of his life and purt of his rc- ligion, he had the barber :iri-rs|t>d. Sficglcr declared 'he iinderstoiid Kl~l\ili7.- er io say he wanted a sliuvi- :ind as the ciisfonler slept soiillilly during the opiwzilloli ht' diil not lourn of ills crror until the work was done. Kettledrum a Perfect Instrument. Tile kettledrum, Mr. (‘.nbrlcl (`lf~nth- or contended, was perl!-rtiy vnnlpc- lent to prodllrc iiflilospllwi- us well as rhythm. Evifrl to tune thi- instru- ment three things were rer|\il:'ml*zi perfect nluslcal_ ear, a fine si-iisc ol’ touch and five years' experience. Aff- _cr playing over a kettledrunl inclody written 80 years ago from .\ir~_voi-llt~oi"s "Robert lo Dinblr-," Mr. (`lo:iili<-r run- llllueil: "I vcnturo to any flint oui.