Quotations Of Chairman Goodfellow 1, On Honesty “T have never lied.”” “T operate on the principle of freedom of speech.”” “The Contras need 100 million dollars in aid.”’ “Tam a Contra.” “Nothing valuable comes cheap.” “Tam not a lawyer. | am a human being.”’ (three minutes of continuous applause follows) “T am ushering in a new standard of morality.’’ (after accepting the resignations of several subordinates) “*T owe no one an apology.’” 2. On Life “Acid rain mainly comes from trees.”” “The apparent purpose of life is making money.”’ “To get rich is glorious.” “This is America. If you’re not a winner, it’s your own fault.”” “High schools have become a breeding ground.” “The Golden Age of Drinking ended with the invention of the automobile.”’ “*Old people have the duty to die.’’ “Go ahead. Make my day.” “*You can run, but you can’t hide.’’ “*We will bury you.”” “Td rather die of cancer than from AIDS. At least cancer has dignity.”’ “If money can’t buy happiness, then happiness can’t be worth buying.’’ “*No one, not Mister Rogers, not even Big Bird, can pre- dict the future.”” “4 favor multiculturalism. There is a tremendous diver- sity of cultures: Park Avenue culture vs. inner city culture, and rich culture vs. poor culture.’’ “You can’t interfere with the culture of people. That would be cultural imperialism.”” 3. On Social Justice “If I am elected, I will inflict prosperity on farmers.’’ ’ “‘Farmers have become a volunteer industry. If they can’t afford to lose money, then they should pull out.”” “T have done for farmers more than any other presidents.”’ “The economy in the last forty-seven years has been mismanaged.”’ “The Great Depression — it was the worst of times, and the best of times..” “The 1980’s — it is the best of times, and the worst of times.”” “Young people don’t look like they’re starving.” “A soup kitchen shouldn’t. open unless it has 100 million dollars in liability insurance.”” “We haven’t closed any doors.”” “The Atlantic region is one thousand percent better than Bangladesh, Haiti, or Sir Lanka.” “ff young people don’t like this country, they can leave it.”” “American women will miss their diamonds if we adopt sanctions against South Africa.’” “In the long run, we are all dead.”” Chris Wonder ‘EA HERE TD BRING. Tou TNE GOCE WORD Fllitaaad FAMOUS HEGELIAN PHILOSOPHER di-eclec-tic \,di-a-ré-a\ 2 a: a social disease whose course can be divided into three parts: 1) thesis: half your brain dies. a)antithesis: the other half dies, 3)synthesis: you become unbearably ratentious and are tenured in an Arts faculty. perf Al NOW DELIVERING DELIVERY STARTING AT 8:00 PM for only $1.00 Third Floor S.u.b. Barn