Calling
      What's
      On
      Around
     
    
   
   
    
     
      for
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Fri,
      Apr
      2
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Submissions
      [iiggeieiheiienaa
     
     
      Lending
      Jane
      and
      Negative
      J
      @
     
     
      >
      ae
      Tue,
      Mar
      30
      Melons
     
     
      Elecuntying
     
     
      Announcement!
      ee
      ee
      ee
     
    

    
     
      UPEI
      Chamber
      Ensembles
      8pm
      @
      DJ
      RAIN
      FORCE
      @
      Brennan's
      Pub.
     
    

    
     
      Steel
      Recital
      Hall,
      UPEI
      No
      Cover
     
    

    
     
      Thurs,
      April
      1
      Thu,
      Apr
      8
     
    

    
     
      UPEI
      Concert
      Choir
      8pm
      @Steel_
      -
      THE
      END
     
    

    
     
      Recital
      Hall,
      UPEI
      At
      The
      Mercy
      of
      Inspiration
     
     
      She
      Kills
     
    

    
     
      The
      Trip,
      Practical
      Academics
      and
      Kevin
      Arnold
      @
      the
      Arts
      Guild
     
    

    
     
      guests
      @
      Baba's
      Adv.
      Tickets
      =
      $10
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Electric
      Typew!
     
     
      Even
      More
      Useless
      Facts
     
    
   
   
    
     
      STAN
      IRUO
      NIKI
      Most
      toilets
      flush
      in
      E
      flat.
     
    

    
     
      Its
      time
      {0
      ale
      The
      voice
      of
      Tony
      the
      Tiger
      is
      Thurl
      Ravenscroft,
      who
      also
      sang
     
    

    
     
      the
      "Rotten
      Mr.
      Grinch"
      song
      in
      the
      movie,
      "The
      Grinch
      Who
      Stole
     
     
      y
      -
      Christmas".
     
    

    
     
      something
      about
      tt.
     
    

    
     
      Since
      1896,
      the
      beginning
      of
      the
      modern
      Olympics,
      only
      Greece
     
    

    
     
      Cadre
      Meetings
      and
      Australia
      have
      participated
      in
      every
      Games.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Mon
      &
      Fri
      4:30
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Room
      213
      Your
      thumb
      is
      the
      same
      length
      as
      your
      nose.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Sele
      Every
      year
      about
      98%
      of
      atoms
      in
      your
      body
      are
      replaced.
     
     
      or
      email
      articles
      to
     
     
      upeipapertrail(@hotmail.com
      For
      more
      Useless
      Facts
      go
      to
      http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/use-
     
     
      lessfacts/
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hein?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      by
      Derek
      Ellis
      and
     
     
      Emily
      Murphy
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      think
      a
      good
      idea
      to
      make
      new
     
     
      friends
      would
      be
      to
      invite
      them
     
     
      over
      to
      your
      house
      and
      pretend
      that
     
     
      you
      will
      kill
      them
      if
      they
      don’t
     
     
      become
      friends
      with
      you.
      Then
     
     
      when
      you
      tell
      them
      that
      you
      were
     
     
      just
      kidding,
      chances
      are
      they’ll
      be
     
     
      relieved
      and
      stick
      around...just
      in
     
     
      case.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      think
      the
      ultimate
      key
      to
      life
      is
     
     
      forgiveness.
      Mostly
      cause
      I
      slept
     
     
      with
      your
      wife.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      My
      parents
      say
      my
      room
      smells
     
     
      bad
      and
      that
      I
      should
      clean
      it.
      I
     
     
      don’t
      have
      the
      heart
      to
      tell
      them
      the
     
     
      smell
      is
      due
      to
      my
      collection
      of
     
     
      DEAD
      BODIES!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Skipping
      is
      a
      fun
      pastime,
      just
      be
     
     
      careful
      you
      don’t
      skip
      into
      a
      VOL-
     
     
      CANO!!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      think
      being
      a
      cow
      would
      be
      fun.
     
     
      You
      get
      milked
      every
      day;
      get
      plen-
     
     
      ty
      of
      grass
      to
      eat.
      Except
      sometimes
     
     
      people
      will
      play
      practical
      jokes
      on
     
     
      you,
      like
      tipping
      you
      when
      you’re
     
     
      sleeping,
      and
      killing
      you
      when
     
     
      you’re
      delicious.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Shawn
      Murphy
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MP
      for
      Hillsborough
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      For
      assistance,
      please
      contact:
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Street,
      Suite
      201
     
     
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      PE
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      UPEI
      Cadre
      March
      29,
      2004
      page
      18