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      “ENGINEERS
      DO
      IT
      WITH
      PRECISION”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ENGINEERING
      SOCIETY
      NEWS
     
    
   
   
    
     
      jall
      of
      you
      know,
      last
      week
      there
      was
      no
      ‘‘View
      From
      the
      Top’’.
     
     
      fortunately,
      we
      did
      not
      know
      how
      much
      of
      an
      effect
      it
      would
      have
      on
      all
      of
     
     
      readers.
      We
      received
      some
      very
      distressing
      remarks
      about
      not
      having
      our
     
     
      ge
      in
      the
      X-Press
      and
      thought
      we
      would
      share
      them
      with
      you.
      If
      any
      of
      these
     
     
      mments
      are
      similar
      to
      your
      feelings
      at
      the
      time
      you
      discovered
      our
      page
     
     
      ssing,
      GET
      A
      LIFE.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ‘I
      woke
      up.
      Everything
      was
      O.K..
      I
      went
      to
      class.
      Everything
      O.K..
      I
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ked
      up
      the
      X-Press.
      Still
      O.K..
      Then,
      no
      Engineering
      page.
      How
      could
      I
      go
     
     
      Mn
      “cc
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “It’s
      not
      there,
      where
      is
      it?
      AAAAARRGH!”’
     
    

    
     
      “Life
      without
      the
      ‘view’
      is
      like
      life
      without
      meaning.”’
     
    

    
     
      ‘Tjust
      (SOB)
      wanted
      to
      laugh
      (SOB).
      I
      couldn’t.
      (Sniff)
      Is
      that
      so
      wrong?’’
     
     
      JN.S.
      TOUR
     
    
   
   
    
     
      in
      March
      12
      the
      Technical
      University
      of
      Nova
      Scotia
      will
      be
      holding
      their
     
     
      lal
      campus
      tour
      for
      students
      from
      the
      Atlantic
      Associate
      universities.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
        
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      E
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ¢’ve
      all
      seen
      the
      Rice
      Krispies
      ads
      on
      T.V.
      that
      found
      only
      41%
      of
      people
     
     
      W
      they
      are
      made
      of
      rice.
      The
      ad
      then
      asks
      the
      other
      59%,
      ‘‘What
      the
      heck
     
     
      you
      think
      it
      was
      made
      of?’’
     
    

    
     
      hspired
      by
      this
      ad,
      ‘The
      View
      From
      the
      Top’’
      decided
      to
      research
      this
     
     
      tr
      on
      campus.
      Of
      that
      59%,
      we
      found
      that
      a
      whopping
      90%
      were
     
    

    
     
      ies...
      (like
      that
      surprised
      us)...
      and
      the
      other
      10%
      were
      business
      majors
      who
     
    
   
   
    
     
      figured
      they
      were
      made
      from
      wheat
      by-products
      to
      cutcosts..
      (cheap
     
     
      bastards)...
      The
      only
      explanation
      the
      artsies
      could
      come
      up
      with
      was
     
     
      that
      elves
      must
      make
      them
      by
      magic.
      By
      the
      way,
      of
      all
      the
      people
     
     
      who
      know
      they
      were
      made
      with
      rice,
      97%
      were
      engineering
     
     
      students.
      The
      other
      3%
      were
      our
      brilliant.
      pro
      fessors...(blatant
     
     
      brown-nosing).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      DEATH
      OF
      AN
      ENGINEERING
      STUDENT
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      student
      stood
      at
      the
      Pearly
      Gates,
     
     
      His
      face
      looked
      worn
      and
      old.
     
     
      He
      meekly
      asked
      the
      man
      of
      fate,
     
     
      Admission
      to
      the
      fold.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “What
      have
      you
      done’’,
      Saint
      Peter
      asked,
     
     
      ““To
      seek
      admission
      here?’”
     
     
      “*I
      was
      at
      U.P.E.I.
      for
      3
      long
      years
     
     
      _
      To
      be
      an
      Engineer.”’
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      gate
      swung
      sharply
      open,
     
     
      Saint
      Peter
      touched
      a
      bell,
     
     
      **Come
      in’’,
      he
      said,
      ‘‘and
      take
      a
      harp
     
     
      You’ve
      had
      your
      share
      of
      Hell!’’
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering
      quote
      of
      the
      week:
      “Money
      can’t
      buy
      happiness
     
     
      but
      it
      can
      certainly
      rent
      it
      for
      a
      couple
      of
      hours.’’