by
      Bill
      Watterson
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MILLER
      FEATURES
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      E
      GET
      AWAY
      FROM
      OUR
     
     
      erie!
      Aes
      Door
      WITH
      THAT
      DRILL:
     
     
      HIM
      DOWN!
      HOBBES,
      —TPET
      HUI
     
     
      BITE
      HER?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      OOOH,
      THAT
      ROTTEN
      SUSIE
      /
     
    

    
     
      T
      HATE
      HER!
      T
      HATE
      HER!
     
    

    
     
      SHE'D
      BETTER
      SET
      HOBBES
     
     
      FREE
      ’
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      So
      I
      KIDNAPPED
      HER
     
     
      STUPID
      DOLL!
      SHE
      DIDNT
     
     
      NEED
      To
      RETALIATE
      /
     
     
      CANT
      SHE
      TAKE
      A
      JOKE?”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      GIRLS
      HAVE
      NO
      SENSE
     
     
      OF
      HUMOR!
      THATS
      THEIR
     
     
      WHOLE
      PROBLEM
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ALL
      THIS
      WAS
      FUNNY
     
     
      UNTIL
      SHE
      DID
      THE
     
     
      SAME
      THING
      To
      ME.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ALL
      RIGHT,
      SUSIE,
      I
      BROUGHT
     
     
      YouR
      DUMB
      DOLL
      BACK
      /
     
     
      NOW
      LET
      HOBBES
      OUT,
     
     
      OK?
      FAIR'S
      FAR!
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      T
      DUNNO,
      CALVIN.
      I’M
     
    

    
     
      THINKING
      I
      MIGHT
      RATHER
     
     
      HAVE
      YOUR
      TIGER.
      YOU
      CAN
     
     
      KEEP
      BINKY
      BETSY.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MAW
      y
      Dont
      want
     
     
      A
      DOLL!
      THIS
      15
      YOURS!
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
     
       
     
     
        
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      OH,
      YOU'LL
      GROW
      To
      LIKE
     
     
      HER,
      CALVIN.
      SHE
      HAS
      THE
     
     
      CUTEST
      ACCESSORIES
      YOU
     
    
   
   
    
     
      NOLNO!
      T
      WANT
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      BUT
      I
      THINK
     
    

    
     
      HOBBES
      LIKES
      HE
     
     
      iT
      BETTER
     
    

    
     
      HERE.
      WITH
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ME.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Panther
      Magazine
     
    
   
   
    
     
      September
      6,
      1990