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      Constitution
     
    
   
   
    
     
      On
      October
      26/92
      most
      of
      Canada
      voted
      ‘‘no’’
      to
      the
     
     
      Charlottetown
      Accord.
      P.E.I.,
      however,
      voted
      ‘‘yes’’.
      Was
     
     
      there
      something
      Islanders
      knew
      that
      the
      rest
      of
      Canada
      didn’t?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      We
      spent
      hours
      trying
      to
      find
      the
      answer,
      and
      after
      searching
      |
     
    
   
   
    
     
      through
      the
      fine
      print
      of
      the
      Accord,
      we
      found
      some
      startling
     
     
      Constitutional
      amendments
      that
      may
      have
      tilted
      the
      scales
      to
     
     
      a
      ‘‘yes’’
      vote
      on
      P.E.I.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -All
      official
      government
      documents
      must
      have
      the
      logo
      of
      a
     
     
      beaver
      with
      a
      hockey
      stick
      on
      the
      top
      left
      hand
      corner
      to
      make
     
     
      it
      official.
     
    

    
     
      -All
      senators
      must
      retire
      before
      rigor
      mortis
      sets
      in.
     
     
      -Canadian
      University
      tuition
      will
      be
      based
      upon
      National
     
     
      rankings
      ...
      lower
      rankings
      means
      lower
      tuition.
     
    

    
     
      -Foreign
      aid
      policy
      will
      be
      abolished.
      Allaid
      going
      to
      whining
     
     
      foreign
      countries
      will
      be
      given
      to
      needy
      Canadian
      provinces.
     
     
      -Canada
      will
      become
      trilingual..
      All
      signs
      will
      be
      written
      in
     
     
      English,
      French
      and
      Newfie.
     
    

    
     
      -The
      number
      of
      seats
      held
      in
      parliament
      per
      province
      is
      deter-
     
     
      mined
      by
      amount
      of
      BEvERages
      drank
      per
      capita.
     
    

    
     
      -The
      coach
      of
      the
      winning
      Stanley
      Cup
      team
      becomes
      the
      Prime
     
     
      Minister
      for
      a
      year.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Dal
      Upure
      one
      of
      those
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “ENGINEERS
      DO
      IT
      WITH
      PRECISION”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ENGINEFRING
      SOCIETY
      NEWS
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TOP
      TEN
      REA
      TO
      DATE
      AN
      ENGINEER
     
    

    
     
      10.
      Extremely
      Good
      Looking
     
    

    
     
      9.
      High
      Starting
      Salary
     
    

    
     
      8.
      Free
      Body
      Diagrams
     
    

    
     
      7.
      Looks
      good
      ona
      Resume
     
    

    
     
      6.
      Can
      Calculate
      Head
      Pressure
     
    

    
     
      5.
      We
      do
      it
      with
      Precision
      :
     
     
      4.
      Can
      easily
      apply
      the
      Stiffness
      Method
     
     
      3.
      We
      know
      how
      to
      handle
      stress
      and
      strain
      in
      our
      relationshi
     
     
      2.
      Find
      out
      what
      those
      other
      buttons
      on
      your
      calculator
      do
     
    
   
   
    
     
      1.
      The
      world
      does
      revolve
      around
      us
      ...
      We
      pick
      the
      coordina
     
     
      system
     
    
   
   
    
     
      He
      who
      laughs
      last
      is
      an
      artsie
      who
      didn’t
      get
      the
      joke.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Engineering
      Quote
      of
      the
      Week:
      .
     
     
      !
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Lees
      tivet
      pinkos,
      huh?
      Well
      on
      aces
      2
     
     
      punds
      superios..
      Tl
      prank
     
     
      oore
      neck
      es
      Sue
     
     
      w
      yeeeeze
      You
      KE
     
     
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