Lee eagpaptonn ae es 5 Tite, * Terms Four Dollars per Vear. ee, Late k \ - : ne —- ‘ : ore es sosansinensennapatttag tee, | emcee ‘ “This is True Liberty, when Free Born Men _ —_— _ $e mandi VOL 37 Then Her Love Grew Cold. Not long ago a servant living in Derbyshire gave notice to leave her situation. informing her mistress that she was about to be married. As the time drew near for leaving she addressed her mistress thus: *‘ Please, mum, have you got a girl yet?’’ ‘‘No, Bridget. Whi you ask?’ ‘‘Because if vou haven't I should like to stay.’’ “What! Ithought you were going to marry the chimney sweep!’’ ‘Oh, yes, ma’am,”’ replied Bridget hesitatingly, ‘*but when Isaw him after his face was washed I felt I couldn't love him.’’~—Answers When the Ass Spoke to Him, A doctor at one of the London hos- pitals was one day lecturing to a class of medical students, when he stopped and asked a question which for some time none of them answered. But one man, who had never answered a ques- tion before and was looked upon as the fool of the class, answered him cor- rectly. The doctor was astonished and stared at the man in amazement. ‘*You look surprised, sir,’’ said the student. ‘So did Balaam,’’ was the doctor’s sharp reply.—Argonaut. The Mad Moliah. Todgers (with the evening paper)—I see the mad mollah is at it again. Mrs. Todgers (who doesn't read the papers)—I should say she was. She broke down the fence this afternoon and chased me half way to the trolley station. **Wh-what are you talking abont?’’ ‘*Why, that mad mooley cow of Hop- wood’s.’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer. “Jollying” a King. One day, when George IV was talk- ing about his youthful exploits before the Duke of Wellington, he boasted of having led a charge of cavalry down the Devil's Dyke, near Brighton. Upon which the Duke of Wellington merely observed to him, ‘‘Very steep, sir.’’— Household Wards. An Angiomaniac Bird. **Can that parrot talk English?’ ask- ed the shopper. ‘*He just can,”’ said the dealer, with much enthusiasm. ‘‘He won't talk United States atall. When youask him if Polly wants a cracker, he answers, ‘Polly wants a biscuit.’ ’’—Cincinnaii Enquirer. Vain Longing. Ardup looked up bitterly from the book he was reading. The words ‘‘one touch of nature’’ had caught his eye and had started a train of thought. “I wish it were possible,’’ he solilo- quized. ‘‘I’ve touched everybody else.’’ —Chicago Tribune. Bald as a Billiard Ball. Tomt»m—What in the world has old Baldpate gone west for? Buzzfuzz—Why, he’s gone out there in the hope of having some hair rais- ing adventures. —New York Journal. WOoOD'’s PHOSPHODINE The Great English Remedy. Siz Packages Guaranteed to promptly and permanently cure all forma of Nervous Weakness, Emissions,Sperm- atorrhea, Impotency and all effects of Abuse or Excesses, Montal Werry, excessive use of Tobacco, Opium or Stimu- Before and After. 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Rooms in Mascnic Building. sepi30 WANTED! 5,000 men, women and children te to call and inspect wy New Goods, Compare prices with othor stores,ahd be convinced by buying from me your watches, clocks, jewelry, silverware, spectacles, eye glasses, etc, you will save money, and the goods bought from me will be warranted to give satisfaction. Ci. JURY AE AN “a | = old patrons. = SE GLINTS. Mary Sha sie Maddern Fiske’s leading lady . 1. Oscar Hamme. xengaged Dor- othy Unser to unde ‘una Held in ‘*La Poupee.”’ W. J. Block has arra. the musical burlesque e- Year’’ this season. Managers Rich and Maeder i sn Corinne to manage her own tour in ‘‘An American Beauty. ’’ A new theater in Portland, Me., is named the Jefferson, in honor of the distinguished American comedian. Alma Tadema will design the scen- ery and costumes for Beerbohm Tree’s revival in London of ‘‘Julius Ceesar.’’ After many years of delay the scaf- folding in front of the new Opera Co- mique has been removed, and Parisians can see the facade for the first time. Oliver Doud Byron as a young man played ‘‘Hamlet,’’ ‘‘Richard III’’ and ‘‘Othello.’’ Then he struck a sensation- al pay streak in ‘‘ Across the Continent. ’’ Rosenthal’s first appearance in New York will be on the evening of Nov. 17. He will then play four matinee recitals and not return until spring, when he may be heard with orchestra. ITEMS OF INTEREST. In London, out of 100 widowers whc marry again 12 marry their housekeep- ers. There are about 100, 000 islands, large and small, seattered over the ocean. America alone has 5,500 round its coasts. English suicides take naturally to hanging. A woman at Teignmouth has added variety to this method by hang- ing herself on her own front door knock- er. The lowest temperature ever recorded was on Dec. 20, 1871, and was experi- enced by Professor Gorochon. He was at Werchojausk, Siberia, and the tem- perature was 81 degrees belew zero. rroduce Next Nee ee HENRY R. LORDLY C. E. A.M Can. Soc. C, E. Graduate College of Civil Engineering Corvell University. Coneulting Engineer for General Work, Specialtes: Hydraulic, Sanitary Engineer- ing and Bridge Designing. Offices at Charlottetown and St. Jobn, Island correspondents address to , Charlottetown. ‘ oot 14 d&w _ That's a pecularity of cats; they always do; don't return from force of habit merely like the fe Tributes to the wearing That is an indorsement worth having. THE GAT GA , having to advise the A te Ulsters at $3.95, $4.50, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10, $12. MISCHIEVOUS BOYS All boys who amount to “shucks” are mischevious—so it is ssid ~—still they do wear out clothing very fast. fore any possible saving on these essentials must be taken advantage of. put on sale some boys’ and youths’ Overcoats at very nearly ty Cos'T" LINE: Here is an opportunity right now. Public, may speak free.” CHARLOTTETOWN, P. E. ISLAND; FRIDAY, EvRIPIDES, OCTOBER 29, 1897. It BACK. so do the thousands of persons who buy their Clothing from us. They ; line, but because they have learned that in the three great essentials — | Quantity, Quelity and Price — we are never found wanting. A matter worthy of your careful attention is our line of Men’s } The re We have just qualities ofour Clothing are coming to us every day in the shape of new customers sent by ~ * “‘Hler Hair. Ethel—Don’t you think Madge’s hair is dyed. Mabel—No, I am sure it isn’t. Edith—How do you know? Mabel——Because I was with her when she bought it.—Brooklyn Life. The Only Agreeable Feature. He—Isn’t it a disagreeable feature of golf, losing the ball so often? She—Oh, no. That’s the only way George and I could get out of hearing of the caddie for an instant.— Yonkers Statesman. His First Success. She—And were you successful with your first case, doctor? He—Ye-ye-es. The—er—widow paid the bill.—Punch. Hew She Would Remember Him, **So you’re going away, Miss Flora I hope you won’t forget us entirely.’’ ‘“‘Oh, no, Mr. John. You’ll always be green in my memory.’’—Judy. PURE BLOOD is the foundation of health. Hood’s Sarsaparilla makes the blood pure, rich and nourishing and givesand maintains good HEALTH. BAGS - BAGS BAGS 16.000 secoud hand. 19.000 new, at current prices, Carvell Bros. lowest Cat this office. ( We want you to become a new customer now. a suit you want to feel certain that you will get 100 cents of value for every dollar invested. You stores? you are certain to do it at ours, For pale or to Let 1. SIDMOUNT.” The beautiful residence of the Hon. F’. Peters for sale or to let. This property comprises 20 acres excel lent land, with large and coimodious dwelling house, and outbuildings, all in good repair. The house is fitted with modern improvements, having }ot end cold baths and heated with hotwater, uod lighted with electric. light. The grounds are beautifully laid out aud planted with ornamental trees. If notsold by private sale, it will be so d by auction on Tuesday, the 9:h day of!November, at 2 o’clock p. m. —aLso— One driving mare, one superior eow, carriages, sleighs, robes, hai ness, farming implements, and a lot of hay and straw, etc., ete. The extensive sale of superior furniture will take place the following morning at 16 o’clock. R. BEAIRSTO, Auctioneer. GREAT CLEARING OUT SALE SUPERIOR FURNITURE. Yor Sale By Auction Tam instructed by the Hon F. Peters to sell by Auction at his residence, Sidmont on WEDNESDAY, 10th NOV., Next, commencing at 10 o’clock, a. m. All his household effects comprising Superior Piano, Drawing Room, Dining Room Hall, Bed Room and Kitchen Furniture. Terms cash. oct 20 R, BEARISTO, Auctioneer. oct 2@ WANTED TO RENT If you intend co buy may do this at other McKay Woolen Company, fhe Big Store—Bargain Corner, — You may get over that slight cold all right, but it has left its mark on the mem- branes lining your throat. You are liableto takeanother cold and the second one will hang on longer than the first. Scott’s Emulsion is not an ordinary cough specific, but it is ‘the ounce of preven- tion.” It builds up the system, checks inflammation cnd heals inflamed mem- branes. “Slight” colds never bring serious results when it is promptly taken. Book on the subject free, SCOTT & BOWDIE, Belleville, Ont, wi Aes GOLD MEDALS and highest awards at the Expositions have always been Tettitrutt See that the trade mar “Tutti| BREE. Send) Frutti” is on each Sc. ein) to eee package. 1 & ny Jer | vis St., Toronte, . All others are | n4 one Tutti Fron, wrapper,and you will re- Imitations. ceive two beautiful pa- | 156 dolls with movable and bodies free. | CHARLOTTETOWN ivf OL. BOSTON Buy your tickets for Boston by the For six months a small furnished | omfortable house. Apply immediately oct20t fast Steamer Halifax. W.W. CLARK, Ticket Agen -_—_—-- soansttthyenanesegmasiaiarsditiae a Gin gla Cipies two cents. NO 253 ioe _ _ . THERMOMETER TALES. The Temperature Taker and What the Patients Thought of It. To people who are fortunately unfe- fiiliar with sickness the thermometers nsed in taking the temperature of pa- tients are always a source of consicera- ble interest. A professional] nurse v bose experience has led her to numerots lo- calities and brought her in contact with many phases of life tells two stories which illustrate the foregoing state- ment. In one of the local hospitals she had a male patient who was threatened with a run of fever. As she approached his bedside one morning he querulously complained of a leck of nourishment. **I didn’t get enough to eat,’’ he said. **I feel almost starved.’’ ‘‘Well, well,’’ she said soothingly, ‘‘we will see about that. ‘‘Here,’’ she added, ‘‘let me put this in your mouth.”’ She inserted the thermometer between his teeth and turned away a moment. When she looked back, he was working the bulb around between his jaws ata great rate. ‘*Hold on!’’ she cried, break the thermometer !’’ He drew in his cheeks and apparent- ly gave a mighty pull on the little in- strument, and then she removed it. ‘*Say,’’ he grumbled, ‘‘there’s no use giving me that. I couldn’t sucka blame thing out of it.’’ Another patient, a woman, begged of the nurse for a drink. ‘*Wait,’’ said the nurse and thrust the thermometer in her mouth. The patient lay back on her pillow and placidly closed her eyes. A satis- fied expression slowly stole over her face. When the time was up, the nurse withdrew the tube. ‘‘Why,’’ said the patient, with a sigh of gratification, ‘‘what a lot of good a little thing like that will do you. ’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer. “You will Reflections of a Bachelor, No man can be very lazy in a mos- quito section. Before love grew blind it became very farsighted. No woman who believes in cookbooks believes in total depravity. It’s a smart girl that can keep a man thinking long enough that he’s only flirting with her. The trouble with women in politics is that they are always wanting to rip the government up and see if it will go bias.~-New York Press. To Save Repairs. A son of the Emerald Isle who had commenced building a wall round his lot of rather uncommon dimensions— viz, four feet high and six feet thick— was asked the object of it by a friend. ‘*To save repairs, my honey. Don't you see that if it ever falls down it will be higher than it is now?’’—Nugycts. The Law's Delays. ‘Oh, the law’s delays!’’ sighed the fair young girl. How they tried her heart. Her case had dragged along for years and years. When—when, oh, when would ycung Lawyer Sircome Locution propuw— Brooklyn Life. Not to Be Outclassed. ‘*No,’’ said Mr. Hubblets, ‘‘I don’t find the atmosphere of refinement here that we have in Bosten.’’ Miss Westlake—Oh, if you’re looking for an atmosphere of refinement, we can furnish that too! We have a branch of the Standard Oil works here. —Chicage News. His Bad Break. Elder Berry—Joblots made a bad break in church today. Mrs. Berry—What did he do? Elder Berry—Subscribed $10 toward sending Dr. Thirdly to Europe and of- t fered to double the amount if they would make it Africa —Harlem Life. Ay Otp AxypD WELL ‘tRIcED Remevy.— Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup hax been used for over fifty years by woillions of mothers for their children while teethin w.th perfect success. It soothes the chil softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic, and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by draggiste in every part of the world. Twenty-five cents @ bottle. Its value is incalculable. Be sure and aek for Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth- ng Syrup, and take no other kind ne 10,000 Housekeepers Say Royal Oak Soap is the best Soap in the world, for the Laundry. Clothes are made beautifully white and clean by using this great Soap. For sale everywhere. ee = oe iD i Se Mp ee rere a ee ee ee laa i iii i ila i i