November, 11 1997 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     The Cadre 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Upei students 
     
     named to 96/97 
     
    
   
   
    
     All Canadian 
     
     academic list 
     
    
   
   
    
     Field Hockey 
     
     Lori Creed 
     
     Tracy MacGee 
     
    
   
   
    
     Volleyball 
     
     Chole Campbell 
     
     Sherri Farquharson 
     
     Natisha Rose 
     
     Reagan Sutherland 
     
     Janet Thomas 
     
    
   
   
    
     Men’s Soccer 
     
     Chris Diamond 
     
     Chris Gallant 
     
     Ajay Sahajpal 
     
    
   
   
    
     Women’s Soccer 
     
     Angela Carter 
     
     Shawna Garrett 
     
     Lindsay Oehlke 
     
     Stephanie MacEachern 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hockey 
     
     Tyler Ertel 
     
     Jonathon Murphy 
     
     Clarke Trolley 
     
     Gordon Walsh 
     
    
   
   
    
     Women’s Basketball 
     
     Lindsay MacRae 
     
     Chelsea Martin 
     
     Kara Saunders 
     
    
   
   
    
     Men’s Basketball 
     
     Scott Morrison 
     
     Michael Saunders 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
         
     
        
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
        
     
        
     
       
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     The Bezerker club is slowly taking over UPEI. We started asa intramural basketball team, 
     
     but we are now seeking club status. Our expansion has already spread into the intramural hockey 
     
     scene and we are looking for free agent teams to join. Below is breakdown of our players who 
     
     are striving for the B-league intercontinental intramural title this year..they’re crazy. 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Name: Brian Cameron, 
     
     LEO 
     
    

    
     DOB: Aug 8th 1948 
     
     Dimensions: 42" melon, 54" 
     
     butt, 78" thunder ankles 
     
    

    
     Turn ons: tighty, shorty, shorts 
     
     Turn offs: the I-41 
     
     Ambitions: to beat the bajeez 
     
     out of everyone and a have a 
     
     few" 
     
    

    
     Hobbies: playing onthe jungle 
     
     gym in my undies 
     
    

    
     Fetishes: censored 
     
    

    
     Fav. food: popcorn avec kraft 
     
     dinner cheese © 
     
    
   
   
    
     Name:Punchy MacQuaid, 
     
     CAN 
     
    

    
     DOB: Joone 24th 77 
     
     Dimensions: 33" waist, 34" 
     
    
   
   
    
     leg, 12"pizza 
     
     Hobbies: | lik to a lotts of 
     
     baskitball. It's kool. I lik twodo 
     
    
   
   
    
     other sports two. ‘T hav fun 
     
     with muzik...its ahhh-som!! 
     
     Ambitions: i wood lik to 
     
     beecum a teecher, sew i can 
     
     lern kidz how to do stuff. i kan 
     
     gulf in the summer. 
     
     Fetishes: smart grilz are 
     
     kewl;they can teech wit mee. 
     
     Fave food: i lit to et phish and 
     
     meet 
     
    
   
   
    
     Name: Billy McQueen, 
     
     ARIES 
     
    

    
     DOB: Mar 27 '75 
     
     Dimensions: skinny legs, mas- 
     
     sive biceps and size | 1 shoes 
     
     Turnons:theBezerkercheerleaders 
     
     Turnoffs: people who won't 
     
     support the bezerkers rise to 
     
     worldwide domination 
     
     Ambition: become an all 
     
     canadian intramural b-league 
     
     b’ball rep 
     
    

    
     Hobbies: chalking my elbows 
     
     up before the big game 
     
     Fetishes: playing dot to dot 
     
     with the freckles on my arm 
     
    
   
   
    
     The Bezerkers: Aren't 
     
     they lovely 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Name: Dico Reyers, LEO 
     
     DOB: Aug 10th 1974 
     
     Dimensions: 40", 32", 34" 
     
     Turn ons: Lone romantic 
     
     walks on moonlit beaches, 
     
     MASH re-runs, velour neck- 
     
     ties and melba toast 
     
    

    
     Turn offs: PDA's, chicks who 
     
     can't make up their minds, 
     
     chicks who don't have a mind 
     
     and wet socks. 
     
    

    
     Fave. food: Egg salad sand- 
     
     wiches, prune juice, steamed 
     
     brussel sprouts and bacon 
     
     Ambitions: To be the best darn 
     
     bezerker I can be 
     
    

    
     Fetishes: Clipping other peo- 
     
     ple's toenails. 
     
    

    
     Name: Sjors Reijers, 
     
     GEMINI 
     
    

    
     DOB May 27 1976 (this time 
     
     around 
     
    

    
     Dimensions: 52",26",32",24" 
     
    
   
   
    
     Noa: chatlines, 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dungeons chicks 
     
     who dig paint ball 
     
    

    
     Turn oft: ings, chatlines, 
     
     Dungereons and Dragons, 
     
     chicks who don't dig paint ball 
     
     Favorite food: jello with a hot 
     
     dog in it. 
     
    

    
     Ambitions: Go the 
     
     Stampede and ride the bull in 
     
     honour of that guy in the movie 
     
     EIGHT S 
     
    

    
     Hobbies: Late night televi- 
     
     lane Cate 
     
     Fetishes: S&M baby, S&M 
     
     (THAT IS ALL) 
     
    
   
   
    
     Name: Sarto, LIBRA 
     
     DOB: Oct 20th 1977 
     
    
   
   
    
     Dimensions: 2"vertical, 3" 
     
     sideburns, 0" of effort 
     
    

    
     Turn ons: Olivia Newton John 
     
     Turn offs: Elton John 
     
     Favourite food: Anything 
     
     Keith Little doesn't have his 
     
     hand in making 
     
    

    
     Ambitions: Close off CORO- 
     
     NATION STREET, usurp the 
     
     royal throne, and turn Buck- 
     
     Hebey. Sent Vine, Bie 4 
     
     Fetish: A fetish for the a 
     
    
   
   
    
     Name: Ricky Lemm, aad 
     
     PHA ROMEO 
     
    

    
     DOB: Peta deirepitiaeks 
     
     the sound barrier 
     
     Dimensions: "He's only 5'8" 
     
     but he plays like a four footer" 
     
     Turn ons: Maris Crane 
     
     Turn offs: All music but the 
     
     late lithic 
     
    
   
   
    
     Ten 
     
    
   
   
    
     Hobbies: jet boat or 
     
     eens eres eee 
     
    
   
   
    
     Fetishes: ae ot ge of 
     
     cops, onet's "Water 
     
    
   
   
    
     , TAURUS