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M. the M. ro ee eee re 7 Ww 6 05|..Cape Traverse ..| 7 w Pr. M A Trains are ran by Eastern Standard Tim & McDONALD, D.POTTINGER, +uperi ntendent, Gen Mer Govt. Ryr Cnarlottetows. Goneton. NB, Galway Office, Jant , 1st7. VIM, Viov2, VITALITY RESTORED IN 30 DAYS GOOD EFFECT3 AT ONCE, Syracuse Rejoices In One That Is Causing a Fierce Strife. The leaning tower of Pisa has a pro- #>type in America. It is more than 200 feet high and at the base is two-thirds that number of feet in circumference. At present it is 18 inches out of plumb and during a heavy storm sways back } | | and forth like a willow wand, says a | Philadelphia | correspondent of Times. This remarkable structure is built on the grounds of E. C. Stearns & Co. ac- cording to a system invented by Sanford E. Loring, an architect of Syracuse, where the tower is located. By bis sys- tem heavy timbers are braced continu- ously and connected by iron shoulder | plates, which take the place of the skel- eton steel construction. the supporting wall in any sense of the term. The tower is unprotected and has to take the force of every gale that blows, It is just now the cause of a fierce strife in Syracuse because the people de- clare that it is an imminent source of danger and liable to fall at any mo- ment. Architect Loring, however, says that if it was 13 feet out of plumb, in- stead of 13 inches, it would still be as safe as a church and that people might walk about, under and around it all day and be in no more danger than in the Mammoth cave. The Syracuse common eouncil avers that the tower is a public menace, and the architect in ‘reply holds that it is perfectly intact and safe and that it will stand any strain likely to come in the future. The Stearns tower has only become of the leaning variety at a comparatively recent date. The circumstance that brought it into prominence in this role was a hurricane, or, as some call it, a tornado. In any event, it was a tremen- dous wind, the fiercest and the fastest which even the oldest inhabitant of Syracuse ever heard of. The wind came from the southeast, striking the tower upon the faces. In its velocity iramense trees were torn up by the roots, the roofs of great buildings were twisted off and torn away as if they had been cf half inch plank. Buildings in their en- tirety were lifted up and smashed into kindling wood, but though the big tower swayed from side to sideas if un- derstanding that it was made to bend anc not break it did not fall. On the top of this tall tower is a wa- ter tank, and this tank contained at the time of the storm its normal contents— 10,000 gallons of water. When the sterm was over aud the sunlight shone again, hardly a gallon of water had been lost from the tank so far as ap- pearances indicated. The tower, how- ever, showed the effect of the terrific blow. Before the storm happened the structure had been as straight as a Brit- ish grenadier, but now it was found it bad been twisted upon its axis and bent The brick on | the outside is merely a veneer and not a | | | \ f / f fs > | ( | L i VY ‘ X / f () ( VY THE ONLY Red Headed Nigger IN THE WORLD WILL PERFO?3M AT THEC. A. CG. C. Minstrel Show Tuesday Night March a LOTS OF FUN Don’t miss this concert, it’s a corker. Hear the Mandolin and Banjo duet by Hogan & Murphy. Failure ? Your Decision Means Life or Death. Will It Be Success or) over so that it Jeaned in as great a de gree as the famous tower of Pisa. There are ons or two breaches in the walls, and some of the window sashes are in a woefuily dilapidated condition, but otherwise it seems to bein very good shape indeed. The space between the third and fourth stories and the sixth and seventh seems to have suffered from the storm the most severely. The sole fact that saved the tower from dem- oliticn was the peculiarity of the structure, which is curiously arranged iron work. The brick wall that seems to form the structure is, as stated, sim- ply veneer, and ‘he holes that the storm rent through it indicate forcibly what would have been the fate of the struc- ture had the brick entered into its com- position more largely. As it is, it is the strangest specimen of what clever archi- tectural work will stand, and before the common council and the Stearns people are through with the war it is | making it all promises to become one of | those legal fights that will godown into history as events in which every one is interested. Wolves In France. The commission of the French budget has allotted 10,000 francs to be employ- ed toward the extermination of wolves during the coming year. In 1883 this service cost the government 104,450 francs; in 1895 it cost 17,700. Since 1882 the government has paid out in wolf bounties sums varying from 50 to 200 francs, a total of 595,920 francs. This sum represents the killing of about 5,000 wolves. Ooncerning this item in the budget for 1897, a French paper says; ‘‘Evidently there would no longer be any wolves in France if they were not recruited from Germany and Italy, | for, with the exception of the wolves of | the Spanish Pyrenees, the animals are | barmless enough arJ will run at the | CATONS VITALIZER. Cures general or special debility, wakeiul- peaa, spermatorrhea, emissions, impotency, paresis, ete, Corrects functional disorlers caused by errors or exceste*, quickly restor ing Loet Manhood, in old or young. giving vigor and strength where former weak- ness prevailed, Convenient package simp e, effectual, and legitimate Don’t be deceived by imitatiovns, inatst on CATON’S ViTaLizer, Sent sealed if you druggist docs nos eve tt. Price $1 per pkge, 6for $5, with written guarantee of complete | eure. [oformation, references, etc, fee gua confdenti:.| Send us statement of cause and Be fora week's trial treatment. One only sent tovach pc sson. CATON MED CO., BISTON.VA’S ed —-— eee Canned Lobsters. jam prepared to contract for 1897 pack of Lobsters in one pound tals, one pound and half pound flat cans of good quality, at highest rul ing price, Correspondence solicited. HASZARD Cu’ town, 12tk Feb, 1897. 35—2wks, 135. flash of a Jantern. England has freed herself from wolves, but France always has some, for they pass readily over the gin should run short they would still | come from ‘Turkestan, where they Whittier’s Estate. Says the Boston Transcript: ‘‘Mra. 8. T. Pickard, niece of the poet Whittier, js in Amesbury caring for the poet’s estate. The Whittier portraits and a portion of the furnishings have been re- ynoved to the Pickards’ home, where they will becared for. Before removing anything the location of portraits, pic- tures and furniture was carefully index- ed for the benefit of any changes which may be made whereby the home may become permanently a Whittier memo- rial, so that they can be restored as in Mr. Whittier’s days of occapancy. The library has not been disturbed, only re- placed as the books were catalogued, and will remain im its every detail as the poet left it."* Rich RED BLOOD is the foun- dation of good health. That is why Hood’s Sarsaparilla, the One True Blood Purifier, gives HEALTH. A woman bas for many years been the engraver of medals at the Royal mint at Stockholm. Seurfy Head, If a child’s head is ecurfy, do not comb the bair, which is spt to scratch and crerate the ecalp, buthrash gently. After washing the head thoroughly, dry it, end apply Dr. CLase’s Ointment. ; frontiers, und if ever Hungary and Rus- | , abound.”’ Paine’s Celery Compound Guar- antees New Life and Long Years. the Use of Medicines That Have No Record or Re- putation is Foolish | avd Suicidal. must choose between success or failure—bealth and misery — sulfering brother or sister. Your decision or ver- diet means either Jife or death. Paine’s Celery Compound guarantees freedom from disease; it gives to the sick ove health, strength and long veers of life. The vse of medicines that have nc reputa- Wien or record to commend them mesos prolonged agony and death, The wise and prudent make use of Paine’s Celere Com- pound; the foolish experiment with any- thing that is sugge-ted to them. Paine’s Celery Compound is the world’s grand life-boat that Las so suece-+fully rescued tens of thousands from the storms and tenvpests of ravaging disease. Will von, while struggl ug in the billows of ~utfering, trust the iife-taving and life- g ving powers of Waine’s Celery Com- pouni? ~ Be assured it is able to rescue thove who ere in the most desperate straits avd will land them safely onthe solid rock of health. Paine’s Celery Con pound haa done a mighty work fur your triends and neigh: bors in pst times; its work goes on every day -«necessfally aod triumphanily, spreading jy and gla Iness everywhere, ee OCALA AIOE Ej con as a boy began the chemical and electrical expertments which have made bis name famous, You Pure bleod + the Foundation of health Beca ise The |:'cod cireulatea to very part of the boly Sup,lying every | Organ, nerve, musele and fibre | [a the human system With life aod nourishment. | 1 the blood is pure, rich and full of Vitslity | The body will be healthy ard vigorous, The great success of Hood's Sarsaparilla In curing disease | [s bared upon its power to make | Rich, red bloo?, —- Blooi that flows | Ina life giviog stream Throng’ all the great vital organs | And to every part of the body. |The cures « 3y Hood’s Sarsaparilia are Cures, Absolute, permanest cures. Franklin was widely known 4s a writer on economy and political subj-cts before be bad reached 25. WONDERFUL’ Piles Cured in 3 to 6 Nights—Itching, Burning Skin Diseaves Relieved in One Day. Dr. Agnew’s Ointment will cure all cases of itching piles in from three to six nights, One application bringe comfort. For bliad. end bleeding piles it is peerlese. Alno euces tetter, selt rheum, eczema, barlir's iteb and all er: ptions of the skin. Relic vez in aday. 35 cents. The Housemaid. A comely, tidy maid, gowned in blue and white in the morning and black and white at night, if imbued with your cor- dial warmth and consideration for others, will Jearn to be a sort of expression of the spirit o! the house. The way in which she widely opens the door, as if hoping the guest will enter, will be a vicarious wel- come. A door barely opened, threatening to close, as if there was a suspicion that the ovecroats were unsafe, is notan uncom- mon piece of bad manners, and a servant with discretion enough to show you the respect to allow you to enter if you desire, or if an old friend, or ‘‘a cousin from the country,’’ to make you comfortable, to take your wraps, stir the fire and offer you acup of tea, is a jewel only to be found where the atmosphere js full of cordial friendliness. Such aoneat dinher abso- lutely appeals to you to partake by her deft handling of the dishesand gives by her bright watchfulness of your likes as.d dis- likesa sense of personal care which is com- ically gratifying. —Philadelphia Ledger. The Teapot. A terrible mistake of housekecpers-is to leave the coffeepot and teapot on the back of the stove to steep all day. It is a frv.it- ful source of dyspepsia and indigestion. Never set tea aside unless jn a glass jar or pitcher for iced tea. Heated over, it is simply vile. Coffee, if you must economize that way, should be poured off into a bowl or pitcher and covered closely. Over the grounds pour acupful of boiling water, shake and lessimmer three minutes, then pour into the bow! and throw the grounds away and wash and dry the coffeepot. This will insure you sweet coffee. To make the coffee, grind fine the necessary amount, pour the liqnid saved carefully into the pot, so a6 not to stir up the grounds. Ina teacup inixa tablespoonful of coffee to each persen, ‘and one for the pot,’’ with half the white of an egg. When the liquid is boiling, dash the coffee in, stirring briskly foramoment. Fill the pot with boiling water—measured, mind you, one cup for each—and set to steep gently for five min- utes.— Washington Star. What to Do With a Tough Hen. Sometimes a ‘‘green’’ housekeeper buys a tough hen unawares, and then she tears her hair because it is not fit to eat when baked. Dress fowl and hang it up over night to freeze. Put to boil in hot water as soon a: the fire is madoand keep it boil- ing for three heurs. If in hard water, put 8 pinch of soda as largeas a butter bean in the water. Do not salt. Two hours before dinner lift from the water; dress and stuff us though it had not been eooked at all; lurd it with nice sweet bacon or fat pork, and bake in a medium oven, basting often. The hen will be tender as spring chicken. The water in which it was boiled will wake delicious soup, with bits of chicken shredded in it, for the second day, and makes delicious stock for hashed chicken or toast. The Foot Box, The ‘ashionable woman now cares for her feet as carefully as for her hands, and a foot box is ax necessary to her as a mani- cure set. The box is a good sized one, and contains everything required for the well being of both shoes and feet. For the former there are various kinds of dressing fluids for taking stains out of satin, brushes for removing dust, spools of silk and waxed shoe thread, a cobbler’s needle, thimble and scissors, quantities of laces of all col- ors and assorted buttons, while for the pedal extremities themselves there are pro- vided instruments for amateur surgica) treatment, soaps, salves and bandages, the last being intended principally for the cor- rection cf disfigurements caused by long use of slices that do not fit.” Bags In Household Use. ‘ Bags are a hobby with some women. They delight in al) kinds for many differ- ent purposes. One of this class had a bag hung nesr her desk for receipted bills, which sae looks over in December and puts away, the bag beipg large enough to hold a year’s bills. She claims the stout linen bag is preferable to box or drawer in desk. Puttipg away summer stockings is an art in this same woman's case, ‘It is such & comfort,’’ she says, ‘‘to find them ready for use in the spring,’’ so instead of being thrown in a pile into some dra trunk, they are mended, rolled up in and put away in chintz bags, each mem- ber of the family having one of these bags hung up in the dark of his chamber 2upboard. 3 : z a WORN BY WOMEN. In spite .f comment on its incon- avuity, fur, chiffon, Jace, cloth and vel- cet nye mixed up iv the most heteroge- ve0us fashion. Among the clegant novelties are Eton jackets cf fur. One of the most stylish of these is made of Persian lamb. It has gleeves and flaring collar. Short jackets, with cutaway fronts, are popular and, because of the open space from collar to waist line, fashion is demanding an enormous quantity of lace in jabots, cascades and loopings The variety in vests is someth.ng amazing. Lvery waist with an open front seems to have one ef these addi- tions in some unusual style. Thick puffs ef lace, with straps either of velvet, silk, embroidery or even Jeather, are Been. A stylish dress is of black satin. The skirt is cut plainly and has a narrow quilling ot silk just under the edge. The Waist has a perfectly plain front of solid embroidery. The sides and back are close fitting. There are fitted sleeves, with cape ruffle lined with a silk like that at the edge of the skirt. A cloth costume has a tailor made skirt and a waist of velvet the color of the cloth. The wide folded belt and Eton jacket are of clceth, with fitted sleeves, over which fall long, looped puffs which cover the sleeves from the shoulders to elbows. The close velvet collar has an edging of white satin. A charming dress for a girl is made of black velvet. The skirt is plain. The waist bas bolero fronts over a silk vest. The collar is high and slightly rolled out from the throat. The sleevet have large puffs at the shoulders. A belt of embroidery crosses the front from the edges of the cutaway jacket.—New York Ledger. HORSE TALK. Eddie B, 2:1434, is king of the snow path in Boston. Sir Eld (3), 2:143, by Storm, 2:0814, was recently gelded. St. Louis will have six month’s con- tinuous racing next season. The Woodbrino gelding Ve, no record, brought $1,225 at a Boston sale. REMARKABLE CASES Chronic Invalids Raised from Their Bick Beds After Giving Up Hope. London, Ont.—Henry R. Nicholls, 176 Rectory street, catarrh ; recovered. De. Chase’s catarrh cure. 25¢. Markdale—Geo. Crowe's child, itehiag eczema; cured. Chase’s Ointment. Truro, N.—H. H. Sutherland, travel: ler, pilee—very bad case ; eused ; Chase's Ointment. 60c. Luean—Wm. Brantca, gardener, pid worms; all gone. Chase’s Pills. L’Amabie—Peter Van Allan, eczema for three years. Cured. Chase's Ointmest, Gower Point—Kobano Bartard, drea‘~ ful itching piles, 30 years. Well agaiu; Chase’s Ojntment. 60c. : Meyersburg—Nelson Simmons, itching piles; cured. Chase’s Ointment. a Malone—Geo. Richardson, kidney ae ad sufferer; better. Que box c Us. 25c. Chesley—H. Will’s son, crippled — rheumatism and suffering from =, completely recovered. Chase * Pi Matchard Township—Peter Taylor, kid- aor trouble, 30 years; cured. Chases ile. 25e. Soscientine Hattie Delaney, 174 Crawford street, subject of perpetual colds. Cured by Chase's Syrup of Lin- seed and Turpentine. 25 cents. Se ee inne Dr. Chase’s remedies are sold by all dealers. Edmanson, Bates & Co., mant- facturers, Toroate ———— ee ere = een ene ~ OT A snowshoe tramp is aow in order. If_ you want a pair of snowshoes we will give : Jou a bargain in them, Only a few pairs falt,—R. K. Jost. reat levening Celebra'el for its strength and healthfu'ness) Assures the food against alum and ai! forms 0 adulteration common to the chea> brands. ROYAL BAKING POW DES co, NEW YORK F. J. Cheney arives the bay pacer P. T. Barnuy, 2:22, on the road at Toledo. Ben Kenney has concluded his en- gagement with Marcus Daly, Hamilton, Mon. George Starr has an Axtell (2:12) weanling out of the dam of Planet, 220919. Andy Welch paid John Madden $1,500 for Helene, a green 4-year-old by King Wilkes. J. H. L., 2:0814, is another crack pacer soon to pass under the auctioneer’s hammer. Derby Princess won $6,920 last sea- son, She may be cut in 1897 and lard in the free for all class. The Pacific Coast Jockey club will strictly enforce the rules requiring the registration of all race horses. It is said that Smith and Mills paid $5,000 more for Nelly Bruce, 2:1044, than for Star Pointer, 2:02! 9. James Dustin, who was head traine1 at Palo Alto last year, has about decided to open a public stable at Boston in the spring. ’ Elaine, dam of Arunde), Janus and May D and ful! sister to Carmen, died recently at Laurelwocd ranch, Bakers- field, Cal. STAGE GLINTS. Madeline Merli expects shortly to produce a play on the Cuban war. E. M. Alfriend and A. OC. Wheeler’s | pew play is scheduled for production in February. Clay Clement is at work on a roman- tic comedy to be called ‘‘A Southern Gentleman.’’ Howard P. Taylor is said to have re- ceived two offers for his new play, ‘‘So- ciety Shadows,’’ produced at the Savoy theater, New York. Marguerite Sylva of Herbert Beer- bohm Tree’s company wil] remain in New York to appear, it is said, in com- ie opera at the Casino, Mary Mannering, the new leading lady of the New York Lyceum compa- py, was professionally known in Eng- land as Florence Friend. Louis N. Parker, the famous English playwright, has arrived in New York from London to supervise the American production of a new play. Mrs. Adelaide Herrmann, wife of the late Professor Alexander Herrmann, has declined a testimonial benefit perform- ance which was offered to her by friends. Mrs. Henry E. Abbey will return to the stage as Fiorence Gerard at the London Strand theater in John Sleeper Clarke's revival of ‘The Prodigal Fa- ther. *’ Pauline C. Rust of Boston and Dore Davidson of Charles Frohman’s forces have written a drama entitled ‘‘An prem 8 of Identity.”’ The play treate cecil tsioinabicniiiine A BIG BRASS BAND. Comedian Crane Thought Its Members Would Never Cease Coming. Comedian William H. Crane says that the greatest brass band that this country ever knew was an organization in Otturnwa, la., many years ago. ‘*{’ve heard Gilmore and Sousa and all the rest,’’ said Mr. Crane recently, ‘*bat their bands couldn't be compared with that prairie aggregation for a mo- ment. **In my theatricai salad days—when I was much younger than I am now—I was trying to pilot a company of Thes- pian bright lights throughout the west- ern provinces, Business was bad, and our treasury was low. At Ottumwa the theater orchestra had some sort of a grievance against the management and demanded pay in advance. The theater refused, and our orgatization was not financially in a position to discount tie future for asingle moment. So! started out to find some sort of music, if possi- ble, to tide us over. I finally succeeded in getting the Ottumwa brass band to agree to play three selections in front of the theater before the performance in return for free admission to the show. ‘*The band showed up on time, car- ried out its part of the contract and went into the theater. I wason the door that night, and by and by I was struck by the fact that the Ottumwa brass band must be one of the most remarkable mu- sical organizations in the country. Ev- ery minute or two somebody would comé up to the door with a brass horn under his arm, wave it at me and sail on into the theater without a word. After I had passed in 50 or 60 musi- cians in this way I began to grow a trifle suspicious and stopped an old granger who was carrying ina big tuba. ‘**Excuse me, sir,’ I remarked, ‘but do you play in the band?’ ** ‘Nope,’ he answered. ‘**What are you doing with that horn, then?’ I asked. ‘**I’m goin to go in on it if I can,’ he replied candidly. ** *Whose is it?’ I inquired. ** ‘Blamed if I know,’ he said. ‘A fel- ler outside there gave it to me and said I could get im with it.’ **T left the door and stepped inside the theater just in time to see one of the band boys drop another horn out of a window into the hands of somebody outside in the alley. ‘*As nearly as I can calculate, the Ot- tumwa brass band that night mast have had more members than Gilmore or Sonsa ever directed at one time.’’-- Chicago Times- Herald. A Maine Receipt. A story comes from a town not 1,000 miles from Bar Harbor, Me., that equals the celebrated note story of Hans and Fritz. It runs as follows: Dan and Mose, neither of whom was noted for his eruditicn, were partners in an enter- prise which is needless to specify. One morning Mr. Blank called to settle a smal! bill that was due them and after paying asked for areceipt. Mose retired to the privacy of his office and after a long wait returned with the following: ‘‘We've got our pay. Me and Dan.’’— Boston Herald. More Execution. Mother—When the boy in the other house threw stones at you, why didn’t you come and tell me? Bobby—Because, mamma, I can throw them back better than you. He’s more likely to get bit. —Hartford Times. A Suggestion. Cholly (11:30 p. m,)—Yeth, there are theveral wordth that it ith impothi- ble for me to pronounth. Molly—Can’t you say ‘‘good night?’’ —New York Sunday Journal. Not Worth It. Author (invited to a very poor din- ner, to himself)—A miserable dinner! Ill have to take care that I don’t let av:ything witty slip out.—Fliegende Blatter. FE He Couldn’t Be Biuffed. “Tf you kiss me again, I will cali mamma.’’ ‘*Well, I don’t mind. She is stilla young looking woman.’’—Town Top- ics. ‘ Losing Time. The Blond—I wonder if I shall ever live to be 100? The Brunette—Not if you remain 22 much longer. —Tit-Bits. A Matter of Compulsion. Mrs. Benham—All men are liars. be.—-New York Sunday Journal. His Explanation, Visitor to School—Hello, sir! What are you doing up there? Been naughty, hey? Adolphus—Oh, no, sir! This is what they call the ‘“‘higher education. ’’—Ally a a DRUG STORE TO LET. Store now occupied by John Joy on Victoria Row, Queen Square. Possession 10th March. Will be Te ovlv as Drag Store. competent drugzist with certificate would hear of situation on wages or otherwise,by applying, Also, the large store formerly occupied by late C. E. Robert-on, will be let at very reduced rent. THOMAS MORRIS, 42-4i 2aw, 25 Benham— Ali married men have tc If no application by that date, a Sour Stomach, sometimes called waterbrash, and burning pain, distress, narsea, dyspepsia, are cured by Hood's Sarsa- garilia. This it accomplishes because vith its wonderful power as a bieod ourifier, Hood’s Sarsaparilla gently tones and strengthens the stomach and digestive organs, invigerates the liver, creates an appetite, gives refreshing sleep, and raises the health tone. in cases of dyspepsia and indigestion is gecins to have **a magic touch.” “Por over 12 years i suffered from sour Stomach with severe pains across my shoulders, and great distress. I had violent nausea which would leave me very weak and faint, diiieult to get my breath. These speils came oftener and more severe. i did not receive any lasting benefit frem physicians, but found such happy effects from a trial of Hood’s Sarsaparilia, that I took several bottlesand mean to always keepit in the house. I am now abie to do all my own work, which for six years I heve been unable to do. My busband and son have also been greetly bene- fited by Hood’s Sarsaparilis —- for pains in the back, and after the grip. I gladly recommend this grand blood medicine.” Mrs. PeTerR BuRSyY, Leominster, Mass. oods Sarsaparilla Is the One True Blood Pur'der. All.druggists. $1. eee cure all Liver His and Hood’s Pilis sick Headache. 2 cents. GooD FYFE WHEAT WANTED —AT THE— Charlottetown Rol'er Wills Send samples to GEO. E. FULL, 35—2416 wow gu Pro, rictor uy, fo > mA Ri7t WV — Yel s & fhe! 2 be 2 = S5HOVULD KNOW VHAT Is a very remarkable remedy, both for IN- TERNALG asd EXTERNAL use, ar i wor derful in its quick action to rclieve distress, is & sure cure for fore PAIN-KILLER Throat, Coughs, Chilis, Diarrhea, Bysentery, Crampe, “Rolers, and all bowel Complaints. >AIN-KILLER #285 BPS? rem. edy known for Bene Sickness, Sick Headache, Pain in. the Back cr Side, Ricumatiam ond Neuralgia, PAIN-KILLER guseaisiwied? MADE, It brings SrFFI'Y AND PERMANENT BFi irs in all cases of Bruises, Outs, Sprains, Severs Burns, ete. is the well tried and PAIN-KILLER 8.2% 2.00"? Mechanic, Farmer, Pinnter, Sailor, and ‘es fact all Classcs Wanting @ medic:we +iways at hand, and SAFE To US¥ faternaily or exteraaily vt inty of retief. =e cae of nitetions. Take none bot the renulpe “PERRY DAVIS” Svid everywhere; .lo. 14g DAue Very large bottles 50 cents. OO SOBA RS SMeded @ Break Up a Gold in Time BY USING PYRY- PECTORAL The Quick Cure for COUGHS, COLDS, CROUP, BRON- CHITIS, HOARSENESS, ete. Josera Norwick, rau en Ave., Toronto, writes: Mes. of 6 “Pyny-lectoral has never felled te cure my children of croup after a few doses. It cnred myself of e long-standing cough afer several other remecics had failed. It has also proved an exiellens cor gh cure for my famiy. I prefer it te ony er mediciue tur coughs, croup or hoarset esa.” H. O. Barnovr, a | of Little Kocher, N B., writes: Hes “As & cure for conghs Pyny-tectoral is By the }ost selling medi-ive I have; my cus- fF teme * Will Lave tw other.” f 4 Large Fottie, 25 Cts. ix : — j if DAVIS & LAWRENCE CO., Ltp. # i 4 Proprietors, MowTReaL o a a ib 2 i = SOra<G HVA ay & : Flour | Fiat | CY Fu WHOLESALE. 630 | bis, Howard Piour. 360 bbis. Planet Fieur, Both brands, well known and reliable For sale by HORACE WASZARB 36—2w 246 ae = — For Sale. The Steel, Sheathed with Elm, Paddle Steamer «Mirami- chi,” 727 Tons. If not previously disposed of b vy private sale, the well known puseenger Steamer, ; “Miramichi.” will be sold by Auction, at 5 the Office of the Quebec: Stearaship Com— pany, Quebec, on Tuesday, 4th May, next, at ll o’clock,a.m. For all particulars app!y to as, “ ARTHUR AHERY, Secretary Quebec Steansship Co., Qneiwe. 36—sat td i cee