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      You
      know
      I'm
      sitting
      in
      the
     
     
      lab
      listening
      to
      them
      right
      now
      and
     
     
      |
      feel
      like
      ripping
      the
      computer
      out
     
     
      of
      it's
      stationary
      setting
      and
      danc-
     
     
      ing
      with
      it,
      before
      stomping
      it
      and
     
     
      throwing
      it
      through
      the
      window
      a
     
     
      few
      feet
      in
      front
      of
      me.
      I
      mean,
      it's
     
     
      clear,
      I
      can
      see
      through
      it,
      so
      why
     
     
      can't
      I
      just
      -
      you
      know
      -
      throw
     
     
      something
      through
      it?
      I'll
      never
     
     
      understand
      this
      completely
      boring
     
     
      reality
      -
      but
      that's
      what
      you
      get
      for
     
     
      reading
      347
      stupid
      fucking
      fantasy
     
     
      novels
      in
      approximately
      two
      years.
     
     
      [
      hate
      my
      life
      and
      I
      want
      to
      go
      live
     
     
      on
      some
      other
      plane
      of
      existence.
     
    

    
     
      Lightning
      Bolt
      is
      a
      noise
     
     
      band
      consisting
      of
      a
      drummer,
      a
     
     
      bass
      player,
      and
      well,
      that's
      it.
      The
     
     
      drummer
      plays
      like
      an
      insane
      per-
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Review:
      Lightning
      Bolt
     
    
   
   
    
     
      son
      on
      acid,
      overdosing
      on
      speed.
     
     
      He's
      got
      a
      sick
      fucking
      mask
      on
     
     
      that
      looks
      like
      he
      made
      it
      himself
     
     
      with
      a
      bunch
      of
      old
      scrap
      material
     
     
      and
      he
      uses
      it
      to
      hold
      a
      tiny
      mic
      to
     
     
      his
      mouth,
      which
      he
      yells
      into
      at
     
     
      various
      intervals.
      I
      got
      to
      check
      out
     
     
      a
      video
      they
      made
      of
      some
      live
     
     
      shows
      and
      it's
      incredible
      -
      during
     
     
      one
      show
      the
      drummer
      lifts
      his
     
     
      whole
      kit
      up
      and
      moves
      it
      into
      the
     
     
      middle
      of
      the
      audience
      without
     
     
      missing
      a
      beat,
      and
      then
      has
      to
     
     
      fend
      the
      frenzied
      crowd
      away
      from
     
     
      his
      back
      where
      they
      continue
      to
     
     
      crash
      into
      him.
      The
      whole
      time
      it
     
     
      seems
      like
      he
      doesn't
      even
      notice
     
     
      that
      anyone
      is
      there.
      At
      another
     
     
      show
      he
      gets
      up
      atop
      a
      pile
      of
     
     
      amps
      which
      are
      almost
      reaching
     
     
      the
      ceiling.
      When
      he
      has
      enough
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Robertson
      Library
      -
      Food
      for
      Fines
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Do
      you
      have
      library
      fines?
      Would
      you
      like
      to
      help
      a
     
     
      fellow
      student
      or
      family
      on
      Campus?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Bring
      1-
      5
      non-perishable
      food
      or
      grocery
      item
      (e.g.
     
     
      canned
      goods,
      pasta,
      light
      bulbs,
      toilet
      paper,
      etc.)
      for
      the
     
     
      Campus
      Food
      Bank
      to
      the
      Circulation
      Desk
      at
      the
      Library
     
    

    
     
      from
      Monday
      Nov.
      24
      to
      Monday
      Dec.
      15
      and
      we’ll
     
    

    
     
      deduct
      $2.00
      per
      item
      (up
      to
      $10.00)
      from
      your
      library
     
     
      fines.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      up
      there
      he
      jumps
      down,
      straight
     
     
      onto
      his
      seat,
      and
      he
      starts
      playing
     
     
      before
      his
      feet
      even
      hit
      the
      ground
     
     
      -
      and
      before
      God
      can
      tell
      him
      to
     
     
      shut
      the
      fuck
      up
      because
      he
      needs
     
    
   
   
    
     
      _
      to
      take
      a
      goddamn
      nap,
      you
      sick
     
    
   
   
    
     
      asshole.
     
    

    
     
      Meanwhile
      the
      bass
      player
     
     
      just
      stands
      there
      like
      nothing
      excit-
     
     
      ing
      is
      happening,
      patting
      his
      bass
     
     
      like
      a
      bored
      old
      lady
      with
      a
      kitten
      -
     
     
      he
      strokes
      three
      strings
      most
      times
     
    
   
   
    
     
      '
      instead
      of
      just
      one,
      and
      rips
      his
     
    
   
   
    
     
      noise
      through
      a
      pile
      of
      shitty
      amps.
     
     
      And
      yeah,
      that's
      the
      other
      thing
      -
     
     
      their
      gear
      sucks.
      Their
      amps
     
     
      are
      piles
      of
      crap
      and
      the
      drum
      set's
     
     
      got
      fucking
      duct
      tape
      holding
      it
     
     
      together
      -
      but
      it
      all
      makes
      sense
     
     
      once
      you
      see
      them
      play
      because
     
     
      they're
      "slowly"
      destroying
      it
      all
     
     
      anyway.
      They
      make
      their
      own
     
     
      shitty
      clothes
      and
      then
      sweat
      them
     
     
      to
      shreds
      too
      -
      I
      love
      it.
      I
      can
      only
     
     
      aspire.
      Hey,
      come
      on,
      I'm
      being
     
     
      serious
      (I
      actually
      am).
     
    

    
     
      Lightning
      Bolt
      is
      non-stop
     
     
      intense,
      with
      a
      little
      yelp
      in
     
     
      between
      that
      hurts
      when
      it
      hits
      my
     
     
      brain.
      You
      see,
      I'm
      sitting
      in
      front
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
          
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      PRINCE
      EDWARD
      ISLAND
     
     
      COMMISSION
      ON
     
     
      ELECTORAL
      REFORM
     
    
   
   
    
     
      MEETING
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Atlantic
      Veterinary
      College
     
     
      Lecture
      Theatre
      ‘A’
     
     
      Thursday,
      November
      20th,
      2003
     
     
      7:30
      p.m.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      SPEAKERS
      INCLUDE:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      UPEI
      President
      Wade
      MacLauchlan
     
     
      Dr.
      Tom
      Connors
     
     
      Hon.
      Patrick
      Boyer
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Everyone
      Welcome
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      of
      a
      university
      computron
      at
      exact-
     
     
      ly
      4:35
      am
      on
      a
      Friday
      morning,
     
     
      and
      I
      want
      to
      be
      dancing
      wild,
      like
     
     
      when
      I
      split
      my
      head
      open
      Tuesday
     
     
      in
      Halifax
      at
      one
      of
      those
      rocking
     
     
      bars
      they
      have
      over
      there.
      It's
     
     
      called
      Hell.
      Yes
      I
      am,
      at
      the
     
     
      moment,
      shaking
      my
      head
      and
     
     
      throwing
      greasy
      dandruff
      particles
     
     
      all
      over
      the
      poor
      girl
      beside
      me
      -
     
     
      what's
      she
      doing
      here
      at...
      4:36
      on
     
     
      a
      Friday
      morning
      anyway?
      She
     
     
      must
      be
      insane.
      She's
      obviously
      not
     
     
      listening
      to
      Lightning
      Bolt
      -
      looks
     
     
      like
      she
      wants
      to
      die
      not
      dance.
     
     
      Maybe
      I
      should
      ask
      her
      if
      she
     
     
      wants
      to
      dance.
      Excuse
      me,
      would
     
     
      you....
      Whoa!
     
    

    
     
      "Fuck
      you"
      she
      says.
     
     
      Christ,
      I
      usually
      get
      to
      the
      ‘like'
     
     
      part.
      Hey,
      excuse
      me,
      Lightning
     
     
      Bolt
      is
      "a
      two
      piece
      drum
      and
      bass
     
     
      outfit
      that
      is
      louder
      than
      many
     
     
      NASCAR
      events.
      The
      most
      com-
     
     
      plicated
      music
      imaginable
      played
     
     
      by
      costumed
      super
      heroes
      with
     
     
      hockey
      gloves"
      according
      to
      their
     
     
      record
      label,
      I
      tell
      her.
      So
      do
      you
     
     
      want
      to
      dance?
      "Put
      it
      that
      way...!"
     
    
   
   
    
     
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