Cornboil
      790
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Hey
      there
      Engineers
      (and
      “wannabe’s")!|
      Anyone
     
     
      Remember
      Oct.
      5th?
      Some
      of
      us
      do!
      (The
      Sober
     
     
      Drivers!)
      This
      year’s
      cornboil
      was
      a
      huge
      smash
     
     
      (98%
      were
      in
      that
      state
      also,
      smashed).
      We
      have
     
     
      some
      poll
      results
      from
      the
      boil.
      The
      question
      asked
     
     
      was,
      "Why
      are
      you
      in
      Engineering?"
      The
      results
      are
     
     
      as
      follows:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      32%
      said
      "To
      Party!"
      (Where
      else!!!)
     
    

    
     
      40%
      said
      "Free
      ‘Liquid
      Refreshments’!"
     
     
      (Where!?!)
     
    

    
     
      26%
      said
      "I
      hom
      wamsabhe
      hom
      harshee!"
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (Figure
      it
      out
      Yourself!)
     
     
      2%
      tossed
      their
      cookies
      (explicit
      reasons).
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      good
      "supply"
      was
      totally
      polished
      off,
      and
      all
      had
     
     
      one
      hell
      of
      a
      time
      (except
      for
      those
      2%).
      Even
      we
     
     
      drivers
      had
      fun
      (cheap
      entertainment).
      Sorry,
      no
     
    

    
     
      _
      pictures
      for
      you,
      nothing
      we
      can
      print
      anyway.
     
     
      Until
      next
      year...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Party
      On
     
     
      Engineers!!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Paintball
      Madness
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Well,
      we
      Engineers
      did
      it
      again.
      For
      the
      second
     
     
      time,
      we
      played
      a
      society
      and
      plowed,
      severed,
     
    
   
   
    
     
      demolished
      and
      kicked
      ass
      in
      a
      friendly
      game
      of
     
    
   
   
    
     
      paintball.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Our
      first
      victory
      was
      3
      weeks
      ago
      when
      the
      business
     
     
      Society
      dared
      to
      challenge
      us.
      We
      graciously
     
     
      accepted
      their
      challenge
      and
      proceeded
      to
      hammer
     
     
      the
      wimps.
      We
      then
      took
      the
      liberty
      of
      challenging
     
    
   
   
    
     
      the
      Bio’s.
     
     
      a
      pulp
      as
      well.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      A
      VIEW
      FROM
      THE
     
    
   
   
    
     
      iy
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Engineer's
      Bi-Weekly
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Needless
      to
      say
      we
      hammered
      them
      to
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Any
      Society,
      club,
      mental
      group,
      or
      any
      other
      life
     
    
   
   
    
     
      form
      on
      campus
      that
      would
      dare
      cross
      our
      line,
     
     
      please
      contact
      us,
      the
      Engineering
      Society,
     
     
      Cownstairs
      in
      Duffy,
      as
      we
      haven’t
      had
      the
      pleasure
     
     
      of
      crushing
      anyone
      for
      almost
      a
      week!
      .
     
    
   
   
    
     
      To
      the
      Death!!!
     
     
      Engineers!!!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Flip
      Side
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
      Sean
      McQuaid
     
     
      Iv
      WAAAA
      MAM
      AA
      Ae
      “|
     
     
      &
      JUNIOR!
      Put
      DOWN?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      THOSE
      sae
     
     
      JUNIOR!)
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      E
      HEADLESS
      HORS
      EMAN
     
     
      As
      A
      cHILD.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      UPEI
      X-Press
     
    
   
   
    
     
      October
      18,
      1990
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      19