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     | DON'T WANT To MAKE THK FIRST 
     
     INCISION,,.WE ALL KNOW at 
     
    
   
   
    
     ENGINEERS ARE FULL OF .. 
     
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     ENGINEER | 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Let’s hear it for the engineers 
     
    
   
   
    
     1. What do you call an engineer with half a 
     
     brain? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Intellectually gifted. 
     
    
   
   
    
     2. How do you know an engineer is entering 
     
     the room? 
     
    
   
   
    
     The people in the room he just left are 
     
     cheering. 
     
    
   
   
    
     3. What should you do for an engineer with 
     
     a headache? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Amputate. 
     
    
   
   
    
     4. What do you do for an engineer with ul- 
     
     cers? 
     
    
   
   
    
     Engineer’s 
     
     them. : 
     
     5. Why do engineers finish here in three 
     
    

    
     years? 
     
     Who the hell could stand them for four? 
     
     6. What’s the definition of embarrassment? 
     
     A date with an engineer. 
     
     7. What’s the definition of suicide? 
     
     A second date with an engineer. 
     
     8. How did the engineer burn his face? 
     
     Bobbing for french fries. 
     
    
   
   
    
     9. What do you say to an engineer in a suit 
     
     and tie? 
     
    
   
   
    
     ”Will the defendant please rise.’ 
     
     10. Why do all the floors ais sag? 
     
     Because the engineers in the basement suck. 
     
     11. Why did the engineer cross the road? 
     
     Who cares as long as he gets hit by a truck. 
     
     12. How can you tell where an engineer 
     
     loves? 
     
     _ By the toilet paper agi prophylactics hang- 
     
     ing on the clothesline. 
     
     Although not quite human, the engineers do 
     
     have a good sense of humor and 
     
     know what university spirit is all 
     
     about...more than can be said about some 
     
    
   
   
    
     other people here. Let’s keep the rivalries 
     
     alive; it’s all in fun. 
     
    
   
   
    
     don’t get ulcers - they cause 
     
    
   
   
    
     ee 
     
    
   
   
    
     pmestey March 20 26 1987 ; 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     FUN PAGE 
     
    
   
   
    
     ESPECIALLN MADE FOR. 
     
     ENGINEERS 
     
    
   
   
    
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     —THE DINOSAUR IS EXTINCT ? 
     
    

    
     — GASOLINE |S NOT A 
     
     GAS BUT & LIQUID? 
     
    

    
     — YOU, AS ENGINEERS, 
     
     SHOULD NOT USE RECTAL 
     
     THERMOMETERS BECAUSE 
     
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     BRAIN DAMAGE ¢ 
     
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